The queen mother is

My name is Xie Liang.

Emperor Jinhuan Wenjing entered the palace in the early years, under the tutelage of the supervisor and the official guard of Fengguo, in the style of Bapin pen stickers.During the Wenjing period, he was the eighth-rank deputy chief eunuch of the Supervisory Office. Because of his meritorious deduction of the floods in the south of the Yangtze River, he was promoted to the seventh-rank envoy.During Xindi'an's adulthood, he successively served as the deputy head of the Liupin Shangfang Academy, the deputy attendant of the Zhengliupin Supervisor's Hall, and the deputy chief eunuch of the Mingguang Palace.

In the first year of Ancheng, the chief eunuch of the fourth rank was appointed as the chief eunuch of the Mingguang Palace, and he commanded the fourteen chief eunuchs in the palace, the eighth palace supervisor and assistant attendant, the seventh rank chief eunuch, the guard envoy, and the eighth rank attendant in the palace, 43 A deputy chief eunuch.

In a word:

They all call me: nine thousand years old.

My name is Xie Liang.

I was squatting on the small road in the school country, picking wild flowers and doing research on plant species. I don't know why I crossed with a "snap".

I am a dignified college student who is engaged in horticulture and plants, so I went through time travel without thinking. Level certificate, won the tenth level of Chinese local dialect, but can't understand the words of this dynasty that traveled back!

This matter is probably a pill, no, it's over!

Fortunately, although I don't understand the language, I have a noble status. It is said that I am counted as a prince with them, and in their strange language - it is "King Zhai".

Zhai means pro.

Later, for some unknown reason, when I said to the old maid beside me who taught me how to speak, "'Benevolent, lover, Zhai Zhaiye", she screamed and ran away.

I really have no experience, I haven't even read the chapter "The Benevolent Loves Others" in "Mencius", I am afraid that I have traveled to a barren land.

My name is Xie Liang.

I never thought that I would become the Twelve Zhai Kings of Dayong Kingdom.When I finally learned the Rongdi language through hard work, I was going to use my superb knowledge of gardening, design, astronomy, geography, advanced mathematics, applied physics and organic chemistry to make a big difference in this uncivilized place. when:

The war is chaotic.

The life of fighting in the cold weapon era is really not human. Every day after eating, you have to spend a day on horseback, running around and hiding, and smelling the smell of blood in your nose. Think about it, they are all real people... …

I can't wait to teach them how to make alloys, make guns and ammunition immediately, don't do fireworks, 36 tricks, I, Xie Liang, teach you to be upright, if you want to fight, you have to hit a big one!

Unfortunately, when I worked diligently in the camp to develop "biochemical weapons" to kill those enemy troops, my country was defeated, and I became a prisoner. Together with the other eleven kings, I was taken away from the land. Grassland, I came to a place that I am completely unfamiliar with, but not so unfamiliar:

Central Plains.

When I was rejoicing that what I came to was a place where I could get a good official position by relying on my "perfect tongue", (when this body grows up), I could marry some kind of royal family member, a lady from all walks of life At the peak, I found that the emperor of the Central Plains' attitude towards the captives was really not good.

No, it's very bad.

Day by day, I watched those older Zhai kings being tortured so that they were not like humans or dogs, and I shouted a thousand times in my heart that the big touch of abolishing "slavery" is so clever, too After being humane, I forgot that the Central Plains Dynasty had a particularly cruel criminal law.

This kind of criminal law is aimed at men, and Sima Qian, the most famous in history, is taken out by candidates from all over the country during the college entrance examination every year, and he is punished a thousand times, or over and over again.

My name is Xie Liang.

I was squatting on the small road in the school country, picking wild flowers and doing research on plant species. I don't know why I crossed with a "snap".It’s okay to time travel, other people’s time travel comes with cheats, system props, and strategies. It beats the white lotus protagonist in the face and overwhelms the villain boss.

It was so worn that I almost lost my life, and the bottom was gone.

Yes, below, gone.

Traveling over to be an eunuch, I think that among all the time travelers in this world, there is no one more useless than me.Oh, if you ask me what happened to the high-ranking officials and the "Nine Thousand Years" that I talked about outside this episode, don't worry, just wait for me to tell you slowly.

My name is Xie Liang, my master is Wei Fengguo,

My name was brought over by me before time travel. My parents called me that in my mother’s womb. I don’t change my name or surname. In addition, I’m still a [-]-year-old child. The emperor of the Central Plains didn’t make things difficult for me. It's gone, but I saved my life, so I'm still called Xie Liang.

My master Wei Fengguo was not so lucky. His real name is Boyan Yiluo, which means "white wolf" in Rongdi language.Among the twelve Zhai kings of the Dayong Kingdom, he was the most heroic. People in the clan said that if King Dayong passed away unfortunately, Boyan Yiluo would be the one who would inherit the position of leader of the tribe.

He has a younger sister named Ren Erma.Was named the princess of the Great Rong Kingdom. The word "Ren Erma" means "beautiful flower" in the language of Rongdi. I have seen Ren Erma dance, and her dance is like an elf on the grassland. , better looking than any dance I've ever seen.

Of course, maybe I haven't seen a lot of dancing.

After the emperor of the Central Plains captured us, Ren Erma became his concubine, and we Twelve Zhai Kings were not slaves by him.The dead are dead, the disabled are disabled, and in the end there is not much left.

I heard from my master that if Wen Yining, the male empress dowager, hadn't saved his life, neither he nor I would have had a better life later on.

Wen Yining.

Yes, this is a person who has changed the life of my master and me. Ever since I met him, my master has become obsessed with magic. Being a eunuch can also be a prosperous life, accompanying those old concubines and old ladies in the palace Not to mention the concubines playing mahjong, they always lose money.

I feel distressed, you must know that I have tried my best to earn all the money. According to Master’s attitude of giving away favors, even if I tell the mages in the Shangyuan Hall and the star officials in the Fallen Star Terrace that there are floods in the south of the Yangtze River, every year The salary can be raised to a hundred stones, but it is not enough for the master to make.

Fortunately,

Eighty-one days after the master lost 81, the old monster who had lived for tens of millions of years on the Fallen Star Stage finally realized his conscience, allowing the master and I to find a job in the supervisor hall, and the master also took advantage of this opportunity to become the supervisor The head of the palace, the eunuch, ranks first among the 15 people in the palace, and is called "Lord Chitose" by people outside.

Oh, he is Chitose-sama, and I am Nine-thousand-year-old.I'm stronger than him, and I've outlived him.

My opportunity to make a fortune began with the choice of Wen Yining, the master of the empress dowager, who asked me to take care of the idiotic eight-year-old little emperor Ling Fengman—it is said that he is the son of Ren Erma. Drugged too much abortion pills.

When I first saw him, I thought he was pitiful, but later I realized that a poor person must have something to hate, and the ancients never deceived me.Oh yes, I am also ancient now.

My name is Xie Liang.

When the eight-year-old little Lingfeng slowly showed his sharp claws and wanted to take over the world, I knew it was my chance.

He already has such a city at the age of eight, with great foresight and exhaustive strategies. I will definitely be able to follow him for a long time. Instead of being one person above ten thousand people, I can also lean against a big tree to enjoy the shade and be a high-ranking official.

The practice of history tells us: an eunuch who does not want to be in power is not a good father-in-law.

Gao Lishi, the No. 1 eunuch through the ages, Wang Zhi and Wei Zhongxian, the four powerful eunuchs of the Ming Dynasty, and Cao Huachun and Yuhuatian in Longmen Flying Armor.

I can't wear a flower, but I can also rely on Ling Fengman's good wind power to go straight to Qingyun.

until many years later,

It was only then that I discovered that although Ling Fengman was vicious, cruel and cold-blooded, and a little suspicious and autistic, he was actually a black-bellied and arrogant little thing.

For example, he had already prepared the antidote for Wang Chuan at that time, and he clearly wanted to give it to his adoptive father Wen Yining and my master Wei Fengguo, but in the end, there was a mess that made the master and the queen mother frightened in vain, and I was so tired that I wanted to give it to him. To deliver medicine.

Yes, I'm going to give the elixir of "returning the dead" to the male queen mother Wen Yining: his death in the past was just a fake death, my poor master is really in mourning, almost ashamed.

If it wasn’t for Nine Thousand Years, I would have planned to hide the sheepskin raft by the Yanbo River—oh yes, my master used the sheepskin raft to make a water-holding case—then I could no longer look directly at the sheepskin Something like a raft.

When he took them away, when the master looked at Wen Yining who had opened his eyes, I knew that what he saw in his eyes was happiness.

As for me, I can probably hear it from Ling Fengman's hoarse and exhausted shouts on the shore-that arrogant brat, indulged me.

My name is Xie Liang, my surname is Xie, my first name is Liang, and I eat five bowls.

This word was given to me by Ling Fengman, the emperor who must take revenge. He said that I would eat five bowls of rice, and he would be poor.This is unscientific, he is a majestic emperor of the Central Plains, so he can't even afford to support me, a little eunuch.

No, you are not a little eunuch, you are my commander in front of the palace and my treasure.

Every time I argue with him, he will probably tilt his head and say this to me very seriously. I think that if I can't make him some "little inventions" and "little creations" every day, he can Say something like this?

In short, people in the palace gradually stopped calling me "Grandpa Xie" and started calling me "Nine Thousand Years Old".

I think this is probably due to the fact that I came here through time travel and enjoy the privilege of "hindsight of history", which is commonly known as the "gold finger"; secondly...

I am afraid that it is due to the two precious books left by my master Wei Fengguo: "Master Chitose's Room - Chinese Art" and "Secrets of the Deep Palace".

Relying on them, every morning when I get up from the dragon bed, I can bend the corners of my mouth and look at Ling Fengman, who is beside the pillow with reddish eyes and frowning brows, and use my body to tell the world and even the later eunuchs a truth:

A real man can attack without roots!