Education is not a problem

?? "Chuya is super innocent. When I first entered PortMafia, I just came into contact with some things in the adult world. I was so ashamed that I didn't look like a boy who was about to pass puberty... Ah, yes, Chuya was born" He is just seven years old, so he can’t ask too much for a baby whose psychological age is less than ten years old. In the end, Sister Hongye, who took him with him, gave him a lot of adult knowledge. People are good at it, I am afraid that when I first entered the industry, I was gnawed by people in a daze until there was no scum left."

??Osamu Dazai shook the wine glass in his hand. The whiskey with ice in the glass was shining brightly under the dim light. An old pervert, who was drugged and almost broke his magical body... Of course, before the old pervert succeeded, he was chopped off by the big sister Hongye who rushed over with a knife.

??Xun raised his head and drank a glass of vodka. After listening to the words just now, he said thoughtfully:

?? "Is that so... Well, it seems that I need to treat Ozaki Momiji as a 'mother-in-law'. No matter which world you are in, the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is a matter of great learning."

?? When we met for the first time, she hid herself in dust and extinguished her future mother-in-law. It was a dead start.

?? Osamu Dazai almost choked on the whiskey that just entered his throat... He said so much just now, but her focus was on the "relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law". This way of thinking is also very strange.

?? By the way, why is it "mother-in-law" instead of "big aunt"? Sister Hongye is only four years older than Zhongye!

??And, give up, the little girl that the eldest sister likes is the type of Jinghua, you are useless.

?? "In that year, Chuya went to perform an 'adult mission' for the first time. A key person involved in that mission was a wealthy daughter. The young lady in the head was also fascinated by Zhongye, and told Zhongye everything. Although Zhongye was always quite reserved and polite during the mission, after the mission was over, he kept apologizing to the young lady, saying that he was very I'm sorry for taking advantage of that young lady's liking for him."

??The wine glass in his hand was suddenly placed on the table, Xi Xun narrowed his eyes:

?? "Did that young lady still pester Chuya after that incident, expressing her love for Chuya endlessly?"

"Well, that was true at the time, and Chuya was forced to frantically apply for a business trip to seek asylum during that period. As a result, this kind of social animal spirit moved Mr. Mori, and he has since embarked on the path of 'PortMafia Business Travel King'. Road. Well, but not long after this happened, I left PortMafia, so I don’t know what happened afterwards.” Osamu Dazai spread his hands, saying that he was not interested in going to the rotten peach blossoms of the dark dwarf. learn.

?? "Name..." Xi Xun said quietly, as if he was about to take out a handful of kunai from his sleeve in the next second, "Or you can just tell me more detailed information about that person, including his address, so that I don't have to go checked."

?? Dazai Osamu: "...", did I tell you that I want you to deal with that rotten peach blossom? I want you to reflect on yourself through comparison. You are also a person who cheats feelings for the purpose.

??He now seriously suspects that the bottle of vodka with 90%+ alcohol content has stuck her head.

?? "Zhong is also easy to understand, because he is a very emotional person, he is straightforward enough, and he is emotional enough. Not to mention what happened to him, even watching a touching movie can immerse himself in the movie for a long time I couldn't get out of the emotional collision of the characters in the movie. Once I happened to meet him who had just finished watching the movie. Ah, it was his favorite "Puppy and Boy", and he was still reminiscing about the plot while chanting If there is a shivering stray dog ​​in front of him at this moment, he can't help but take it home, feed it steak every day, and give it everything he wants."

??Ah, ah, really, it’s obviously a slug, why do you love creatures like dogs? He said he hated dogs the most.

?? Xi Xun's eyes lit up, "Then he will definitely like Chuchu very much. I just adopted a stray dog ​​a few days ago, and he will definitely get along well with Zhongye."

?? Osamu Dazai sighed, and brought the topic to this again? There is no way to talk today.

??However, he knew that it wasn't alcohol that occupied her brain...

?? Sipping the wine in the glass, Osamu Dazai chuckled, and then slowly opened his mouth. His iris-colored eyes were like a bottomless pool:

?? "You actually don't care what kind of result you want to use him to achieve. What he can't accept is that you deceive him emotionally in the process of achieving this goal. The more emotional a person is, The more he can't tolerate emotional deception, it doesn't matter if he uses his wealth or his identity. He never cares about things outside his body, but he can't bear his feelings being used. Therefore, if you want to save such a person, you need to use less routine Calculate, treat each other more sincerely."

??After the voice fell, neither of them said anything more. There was a silence for a while, and only the somewhat sad tune played in the bar flowed in the air.

?? for a while——

?? "... I know, I know everything."

?? Xixun slowly lay down on the bar, pillowed his arms, and closed his eyes a little bit drunk, but the words he spoke were sober.

?? Dazai Osamu didn't comment on anything, just quietly drinking the wine in his glass.

?? When the wine glass bottomed out, he finally turned his head to look at the drunken girl beside him.

?? After drunk, he doesn't make any fuss and is very quiet, which is better than that dark dwarf.

??Raising his eyebrows, a smirk crossed the corner of his mouth, Dazai Osamu leaned close to Xixun's ear, "Hey, hey, Xixun-chan, are you asleep?"

?? "Huh?" Xi Xun replied in a nasal voice, his eyes still closed.

?? "Come here, let me tell you a little secret~"

?? I saw Dazai Osamu gently supporting Chihiro to sit up straight, and making adjustments, and finally assumed a posture where she was leaning on his shoulder.

??He took out his phone and quickly took a selfie.

?? "Okay, continue to sleep with you."

??Pushing Xixun back and letting her continue to sleep on the table, he put a filter on the selfie just now, and then decisively sent it to the "slug" in the address book.

??…

??PortMafia headquarters building——

??After working overtime to review the documents accumulated during his business trips, Zhongya Zhongya realized that it was already late at night, and it was almost early morning.

?? stood up, walked to the French windows, lit a cigarette and held it in his mouth, quietly watching the dimly lit night in Yokohama.

?? Once, he thought he had found the lamp that would light up for him and wait for his return, but in the end...

?? All fake.

??Recalling the night when he came back from a business trip to Hokkaido last time, he saw a house with lights on, opened the door, and was greeted by her sweet smile.

??... How could she act so realistically.

??The taste of nicotine in his mouth seemed to be a bit bitter again, and Zhongyuan Zhong also took a bite of the cigarette butt, calming down the surging mood at the moment.

??The mobile phone on the desk rang a new message notification tone. It was his private number... It was so late, who would look for him for things other than work?

??When I saw the sender "mackerel" displayed on the screen, I couldn't help but twitch my brows a few times, thinking that it would not be a good thing.

??Click to open it——

?? Why did these two guys get mixed up again!

?? In the photo, the background is obviously a bar. Xixun leaned on Osamu Dazai's shoulder with his eyes closed, his cheeks flushed obviously after being drunk.Osamu Dazai smiled provocatively at the camera, and even made a scissorhands? !

??what's the situation!

??Nakahara Chuya's first reaction was to be annoyed, and his anger rose up slowly. I don't know if he was angry at Osamu Dazai's intentional finding fault, or because he was annoyed at Xixun for going out to drink with men at night and still getting drunk like this ... and even found an extremely unreliable man like Osamu Dazai!

?? This photo gave him too much impact at first glance, and he noticed that there was a text posted by that bastard below——

??【It's really heartbreaking. It should have been a beautiful night, but the beautiful Miss Rabbit kept chanting 'chuchu' when she was drunk, obviously the person beside her at the moment was me. 】

??It is obviously a section of green tea and white lotus, but Nakahara Zhongya subconsciously felt his ears were a little red, and his heart seemed to be scratched a few times.

?? Just when the heart softened a little bit according to instinct...

??no!wrong!There must be some conspiracy in this!And when these two people get together, it is definitely a positive and infinite conspiracy!Chuya Nakahara, wake up!

?? Zhongyuan Zhong also raised his finger and tapped his forehead, and reined in in time. He had already suffered enough falls in the hands of these two people, and he couldn't continue to fall down endlessly.

??If you want to understand the other person's thinking, you have to put yourself into the other person's perspective and think in another person's shoes.For example, he should think about what he would be thinking about and how he would act if he were these two people...Take out!He didn't know what twists and turns the two lumps of black mud monsters were planning!

?? There seemed to be two villains fighting in his mind, deciding whether to go or not to go, which made his brain hurt.

??After struggling a lot...

?? Zhongyuan Zhongya grabbed the car keys, walked out of the office angrily, and pressed the elevator to the underground garage.In the photo just now, there is a neon sign on the bar counter displaying the name of the bar. After searching for the location, he can drive there in about ten minutes.

?? Cough cough, he is not worried about anything, but if he wants to understand the other party's conspiracy, he has to go deep into it. Standing on the sidelines and watching on the surface will not lead to anything.

?? Well, yes, that's it.

??…

??Drove unimpeded all the way to the bar, walked down the stairs leading to the underground, and saw the scene at the bar from a distance.

??I saw Xixun sleeping soundly on the bar counter, and the bottle of vodka in his hand had been killed more than half.On the side, Osamu Dazai was still slowly tasting the whiskey he ordered, looking leisurely.

?? After realizing that someone was coming, Osamu Dazai turned his head and waved:

?? "Quite fast, Chuya~"

??The author has something to say: Dazai: chuchu does not necessarily refer to NakaharaChuuya, a dark dwarf just likes to be passionate~ Don't just try to guide yourself.

??Well, so... How could Xiaotu Zaizhi be so enthusiastic about assisting~