Education is not a problem

??In a 24-hour convenience store——

?? At midnight, there were very few people in the store. Although there was no one in the range of vision at the moment, Zhong Yuanzhong still raised his hand guiltily and lowered the brim of his hat.

??Out of the corner of his eye, he looked left and right at the shelf area of ​​daily necessities. After finally finding the target, he wanted to take one away immediately...but the outstretched hand stopped in mid-air.

??The shelf in front of me is colorful... there are 100+mm, 200+mm, 300+mm, daily use, night use, cotton and mesh...

??There are so many types of sanitary napkins for girls!

?? It was the first time Zhongyuan Zhong also visited this kind of shopping area, and he felt that he had opened the door to a new world, and the thin blush on his cheeks became even more smudged.

??...But he really doesn't know which one to buy!

?? Xixun was in a hurry to use this thing right now, and he didn't ask in detail what kind he wanted, so he hurriedly found a convenience store and came in... How could he know that this thing is so simple!

?? "If you use it at night, of course choose the one for night use. Try to choose a longer length. Although the mesh surface will be fresher, it is still not as comfortable as the cotton one... Ah, for this brand, the sales volume in Japan Well, it’s often shown in TV commercials too.”

?? A voice suddenly sounded behind him, and Nakahara Chuya, whose urgent need had been resolved, subconsciously said:

??"Thanks……"

??However, I just popped out a syllable, and suddenly I felt something was wrong, or the whole person was not well... This voice is...! ! !

?? Turning his head stiffly... It really is the person he least wants to see at the moment! ! !

?? I saw Osamu Dazai's narrowed pair of iris-colored peach eyes showing unabashed malice and wanting to see a good show, and deliberately kept looking back and forth between Zhongya Nakahara and the shelf of sanitary napkins .

?? "Why are you here!" Nakahara Chuya's blushes had spread to the ears at this moment, and he was ashamed and annoyed.

?? "Hey~ This convenience store is not opened in Zhongye, why can't I be here. I, an office worker who works hard until the early hours of the morning, come to buy supper, and I am reading a magazine in the magazine area while waiting for the beautiful lady cashier Helped me heat up my bento, only to see a familiar hat rack sneaking into the shop..."

?? Osamu Dazai narrated with a lot of emotion, and the arc of the corner of his mouth became more and more teasing:

?? "I thought PortMafia had finally closed down, and the cadres had to loot the convenience store to support the PortMafia family. I also thought that if they were killed, they would pull out a gun and threaten the beautiful cashier lady, as an envoy of justice. I stood up to defeat the evil slugs, and the beautiful cashier lady might agree to die with me~ I didn’t expect Chuya to come to buy it...you’ve grown up, Chuya~"

?? If it was normal, this dead mackerel was so eccentric in front of him, the Central Plains Central Committee would have already imposed iron fist sanctions!But at this moment, the atmosphere was really... so awkward that it couldn't be done, and instead his face turned red and white.

?? "However...it's really heartbreaking. There is a woman who can fall in love with such a dark and small slug. Zhongya, tell me honestly, how did you lie to others, or Say... that lady, she must be blind, right?" The implication is that if it is not blind, how could anyone see a slug!

?? "Don't worry, her eyes are very good, and they are very big and very bright!" Zhong Yuanzhong also said, grinding his teeth every word, and there was even a little pride and a little show off in his words unconsciously.

?? Hearing this, Osamu Dazai didn't feel that he was being fed a mouthful of dog food. Instead, he put away his indecent expression and said seriously:

"Then, Chuya, you'd better be careful, you've probably been cheated, and the other party is either coveting your money, or coveting your identity as a PortMafia cadre, after all... how could a girl really do that?" I like it~"

?? "..." It's hard, it's hard, the fist is really hard, and Zhongyuan Zhong really wants to punch the guy's skull in front of him, "Go to hell! Bastard mackerel!"

?? Zhong Yuanzhong also felt that if he stayed in the same space with this person for another second, he would throw up, and he turned around in frustration and wanted to leave.

?? "Hey ~ your sanitary napkin!"

?? Dazai Osamu picked up a pack of sanitary napkins and shook them while cheerfully yelling at his former partner.

"Shut up, you! What are you shouting for?" Nakahara Nakaya, who had taken two steps, turned around and walked back. His face was so red that he was about to smoke, and he snatched the bag that was swinging in Osamu Dazai's hand. sanitary napkin.

??Although I'm very upset about this damned mackerel... But, Xixun's current situation is more important, so let's let this bastard go first.

?? "Remind, girls are very fragile both physically and mentally during their menstrual period. Drinking more hot things at this time can somewhat relieve abdominal cramps." Osamu Dazai, who was not joking, I have to say, it is still very reliable.

?? Hearing this, Zhong Yuan turned his head to look at the coffee machine in the convenience store, thinking of making a cup of hot coffee by the way...

"But it's best not to drink coffee. Coffee is very unfriendly to the body of menstruating women... Really, Chuya is just an incompetent boyfriend. That lady is really pitiful." Osamu Dazai shook his head Sigh, feeling sorry for the blind girl again.

?? "Do you think everyone is like you, a guy who messes around everywhere! And..." As he spoke, Chuya Nakahara's tone instinctively weakened, and he curled his lips and said, "Isn't she My girlfriend."

?? Hearing this, Osamu Dazai let out a green tea-flavored "Wow~", and then looked at his partner in front of him between "tsk, tsk, scumbag" and "that's great, little slug" hovering.

??Receiving this look, Zhong Yuan immediately clarified: "Put away your bad thoughts! There is no improper relationship between me and her!"

?? "Ah~ That's Chuya, you haven't chased him yet. Sure enough, I said, how could a girl be willing to choose a dark dwarf~" As he spoke, Osamu Dazai was even more interested, "Hey, hey, Chuya, introduce me to that lady, maybe I can give Chuya some advice and help you catch her."

?? "No! Don't think I don't know what you're up to!" Zhong Yuanzhong stopped arguing with him, and immediately went to pay the bill with the sanitary napkin, and at the same time he didn't forget to turn around and warn: "Don't follow me! Otherwise, don't blame me You're welcome!"

??…

??Outside the convenience store——

?? Xixun stood with his legs together and did not dare to move. The black jacket of Nakahara Chuya was still wrapped around his waist.

??Hand rubbing her lower abdomen due to physiological colic... Tsk, living a comfortable life these past few years has made her more and more squeamish. Before, even during her menstrual period, as long as she had a task, she still had to "fight bloody battles" .

?? "Sorry, I was in the store just now... I encountered a little accident and was delayed for a while." After paying the bill, Zhongyuan Zhong also hurried out of the store, seeing Xixun rubbing his belly, "Does it hurt?"

??Xi Xun blinked his cat eyes full of steam and nodded pitifully, "Well, it hurts, Chuya."

??Nakahara also thought of what Osamu Dazai said in the store just now... If you can't drink hot coffee, what can you drink?The simplest and most basic hot drink is hot water, so you can't go wrong.

??Thinking of this, Zhongyuan Zhong also said frankly:

?? "When you go back, remember to drink plenty of hot water."

?? Xi Xun: "...", although I knew that Huang Ba was very straight, I didn't expect that he would even say the most classic quotations of straight men in a serious way.

"What's the matter?" Zhong Yuanzhong also felt that Xi Xun's complexion was getting worse, and wondered if his lower abdomen hurt more.

?? "... Chuya is really an idiot, just wait to become a magician when he is 30 years old." Xi Xun said with a puckered mouth.

?? This, this is condemning him, although she is still so cute, but... did he say something wrong?He really cares about her!Zhong Yuanzhong also expressed his grievance, but he still couldn't say it.

?? Sure enough, it was all the fault of that mackerel!