[Zhongyingmei] The chaotic daily live broadcast of the magician

Xiaoka finally returned to Yokohama. When he left, he was a young boy. When he came back, he was already a mature boy. Inside is a gift for Oda's father. Although he has been in contact with his family when he was abroad, he has not seen each other for a long time. This time he returns home, and he plans to live here for a while.

Anyway, the transportation is convenient now, and it won’t take long to go back and forth. Both sides are his home, and the water is ordinary. The young genius Carlos decides, and children make choices.

Just like when he left Japan, when he left the United States, he was also reluctant to part with Bruce’s father’s family, so he agreed to broadcast a live broadcast to his father after coming here, and introduce the friends here to everyone by the way.

The little girl had been away from home for three years. When she returned, she was already as tall as her father. The red-haired man stood at the airport and took Carlos' backpack.

"Growing taller," the father who was not good at words looked the child up and down, and reached out to touch his head, just like when the other party left, the temperature of the palm was the same as that time, "I heard that you are coming back, Dazai will give you Bought a gift."

Xiaoka: "..." A gift that Uncle Dazai bought him?Suddenly, he had a bad feeling. In the past years, when he received gifts from Uncle Dazai, they were usually quite scary.

Hemp rope for suicide, small black slugs, a cake that can't be chewed at all, one bite is like poisoning the vitality chicken, hard tofu that can be used for suicide, in short, there is not a very serious gift.

Xiaoka has tsd for all his gifts.

"Papa Oda doesn't have to go to work today?" Carlos decisively decided to change the subject, hoping to avoid the death problem. Anyway, that guy will never come to the airport to pick him up... Wait?

"Oh, Xiao Xufang, long time no see. You can't be so happy to see me, you're about to jump up. I don't know if you've grown up all these years without a head? Why don't you look so smart? His son?" The kid is actually taller than him?The power of genes is so powerful? ?

The man in the sand-colored trench coat in front of him waved his hand, smiling softly, but the words he said were utterly irritating.

"Ah, why is Uncle Dazai here? Does he have a job?" Xiaoka is very self-aware, anyway, this guy is definitely not here to pick him up. "Your detective agency has quite a lot of business..."

"But I just came back today, so I took Oda's father back first, and we'll talk about it after Uncle Dazai finishes his work." Xiaoka didn't give the other party a chance to speak, and quickly finished what he wanted to say, holding on with a dazed look on his face Oda Sakunosuke quickly left the airport, leaving behind a slightly depressed figure.

Osamu Dazai: Ah...

Feeling rejected, ha, that's funny.Why didn't I find Xiao Ogata so fun before?In the past few years outside, it seems that he has indeed been experienced.Today he followed Oda to pick up people, but he didn't expect the children to dislike him so much.It seems that I have indeed left a psychological shadow on the other party, but it's not his fault, it's all because the other party is too funny, what else can children do if they are not funny?

The unscrupulous adult thought about it from the heart, showing a smile like a cat meeting a mouse.

Xiao Ka, who pulled his father away, felt the hairs on his back stand on end.No, why do you feel that Uncle Dazai has become a little perverted again?

However, it is normal for Osamu Dazai not to be seen. After all, he is so angry with his partner every day, and there is nothing he can do about him. The problem is that this kind of personality can be seen by others.

We have to find a way to lure the other party into an armed detective agency.

Because of being supported by his seniors, Xiaoka got a job in Yokohama, and before he had time to go to school after returning, he went to the Armed Detective Agency to check in.

Turn on the live broadcast. This point should be the evening at Wayne's house. Dad hasn't gone out to watch the night yet.

"Ah, I'm going to work, I don't know why I suddenly feel a little dangerous..." Carlos thought so, and greeted his brothers through the barrage, "I haven't worked here yet, I heard that the president of the detective agency Kind of serious."

"Father Oda went to hand in the manuscript. This time he didn't become a pigeon spirit. It's really gratifying. The editor was moved to tears..." Xiaoka complained while tidying up his clothes.

[Don’t worry, you just need to show the way you look in front of me] Mr. Stark suddenly appeared in the live broadcast room and gave Carlos the most sincere suggestion, as long as children try to act good in front of adults, no one will disagree like him.

[You are more fond of serious people, I guess it may be because you have a particularly unserious elder in your family...] Quantico's super serious team leader also suddenly erupted, it seems that he is more interested in Carlos's native family focus on.

The children have helped them a lot recently. Many serial killers were found by the other party. It is normal to pay more attention.

"It's not wrong to say that. Uncle Dazai is indeed not very serious, he is that kind...how should I put it, you should understand when you see it."

After leaving suspense, Xiaoka followed the address to find the location of the Armed Detective Agency. Now that it was working hours, he hadn't gone in yet, and saw a blond man with pigtails standing at the door, without taking his eyes off his watch. Seriously counting the second hand, watching the second hand point to the position of twelve, then pushed open the door, and said seriously, I am back.

It seemed that he was a senior from the detective agency. Carlos opened the live broadcast room and then walked in.

Then--

"Senior Kunikida!!! Help me!!!"

In the office, before anyone else arrived, Xiaoka saw the little boy who had appeared in the camera, with a dog gnawing on his bangs, who should be his brother now, and asked for help from the seniors of the detective agency with a terrified expression. He was curious Looking over, I saw Osamu Dazai who was still being talked about just now standing on the desk in the office with a twisted movement.

"Ah ha ha ha ha... Kunikida-kun, after death, people can really go to the underworld!" While speaking, he made strange movements, his arms seemed to have no bones, and they were swaying wildly, like a seaweed ...it's very hot on the eyes.

The little brother with white hair like him had a pale face, as if he had been greatly tortured, holding a purple mushroom in both hands.

"Mr. Dazai probably ate this poisonous mushroom..."

Carlos: "...??!"

The audience in the live broadcast room were all dumbfounded. They really couldn’t listen to one-sided words. The Osamu Dazai who lived in Carlos’s mouth and the Osamu Dazai who was writhing crazily on the table like an electric shock were not alone at all.

Even if he saw it in Wayne Manor last time, Bruce couldn't be sure that this was a person.

Is the difference too big? !

Uncle Dazai, what's wrong with you?Are Poisonous Mushrooms All You Can Eat?Hey guys, are you a little drifting?

After seeing Carlos, the other party was still not very conscious, as if seeing a hallucination, he rushed towards Xiaoka.

Carlos paused, stepped a little harder, and used thunderous steps. No matter what, he had to leave this suffocating place first. He didn't want to know what the crazy Osamu Dazai would do.

"Ah ha ha ha ha... I saw it! Such a wonderful death... Don't run away from me..."

Carlos: "Help!! Don't come here!" For a moment, the child almost broke the defense, and Carlos, who was psychologically shadowed, almost used breathing techniques.

Seeing this horrifying scene in the live broadcast room, there was a moment of silence.

This kind of sand sculpture has horror in it, and it can take over the whole office in an instant. No matter how you look at it, it has nothing to do with the armed detective agency that Xiaoka introduced before?

I don't know if the whole detective agency has this style of painting, or only this one stands out.

This should be the only one... right?Look at that colleague, how mature and prudent he is, he still completes his work proficiently under such circumstances... Is this skillful movement, this calm expression, really a master who has been trained?

[hahahahahaha]

The very upright Mr. Rich New York laughed out loud online. He still remembered what Carlos said in this live broadcast room before——

"Uncle Dazai is a very mature and reliable person. He is already a mature and reliable port afia at the age of 15."

The mature and reliable reputation was murdered, and he even suspected that the uneducated children at that time could only say those few words when they praised others,

What, you are such a good guy, you are the best superhero in xxx, ah, you are so mature and reliable...

Hahahahaha, is this the legendary maturity and reliability?Learned and learned, now go to line up with the old bat.Such a conversation will surely drive some old bat to death!

outrageous.

One was running ahead, the other was chasing after, and the other was stupid and didn't know who to help. In this extraordinarily noisy atmosphere, the blond man just turned on the computer and began to work seriously.

[Xiao Ka didn't grow crooked, it was simply too persevering. ]

Suddenly, I can understand that all kinds of brain holes of the kid just came here are off-line, and I always feel that this detective agency is not very serious.

Suddenly, I want Xiaobaicai, who has been cultivated so hard, to return to my company to work hard. How can the Wayne Group be inferior to such a detective agency?

Of course, if he is willing to go to the Stark company next door, he will definitely welcome it.

Although Osamu Dazai is nonsensical, Carlos is not a vegetarian. The training during this period has brought his fighting skills to a peak. He was so annoyed that the kid came to a sudden brake, turned around and directly threw a certain loach-like With one move, the man subdued, took out a piece of rope from nowhere, and tied the opponent into rice dumplings, leaving only a pair of eyes outside.

The white-haired boy who followed behind was stunned.

"Arnold, are you here for work today? Ah, no, I mean, my name is Atsushi Nakajima, please give me your advice when we meet for the first time."

Liu Hai bowed to the end like a boy who had been bitten by a dog, and his etiquette was very thoughtful.

"Yes, do you work here too? I've seen you before. The last time I played video with Oda's father, don't worry. Since you have been adopted, then I am your brother. Are you an adult?" The young man's brows were light, and when he said this, he laughed in a trance, [-]% like Bruce Wayne's demeanor at the banquet.

"Ah...yes, I'm already this year, thanks to the job that Mr. Dazai introduced to me..." Suddenly there was an older brother, and the older brother smiled very nicely. He had never been treated kindly before, and his name was Atsushi Nakajima. The teenager looked a little embarrassed, his ears turned red, and under Xiaoka's eyes, a cute cat ear popped out of his head.

Carlos: "?!" Was he hallucinating just now?

[I seem to have seen cat ears just now? ]

[It's only for a moment, but unfortunately it seems to be true, isn't the cutie in front of you human? ]

[A mutant?Or is it a specialty of Yokohama?It seems to be called a different ability? ]

[Yokohama specialty hahahaha, didn't you realize that the other party's name is Atsushi Nakajima? ]

This is the shortcoming of the incomplete integration of the world. Information exchange is affected, as if everyone here knows that the person on the other side is a famous writer in history, but the other side doesn't know it at all.Even Xiaoka, who usually studies literature, has been influenced intentionally or unintentionally by modern writers who have avoided the Japanese literary world.

But looking back, this kind of information asymmetry is actually quite good, at least now you can use the name to guess the identity of the other party...

"Leave him alone like this? Is it really okay?" After all, he was the person who introduced him to work. He was kind to him and treated him to a lot of tea and rice. , he is indeed a very good man.

"Huh?" Carlos blinked suspiciously. He didn't expect Osamu Dazai to be so kind to introduce jobs to the children. He immediately showed a suspicious expression, thinking that this little cabbage must have been deceived. With those tragic pasts, Xiaoka decided to take care of this little friend more.

The little tiger looked at the other party, thinking about Mr. Oda's usual evaluation of the other party, and became a little nervous again.When he was nervous, he couldn't control his ability very well, so the little ears on his head popped out again.

"Your ears?" Carlos looked at the small ears that popped out again on the top of the opponent's head, blinked his eyes, and was a little curious, "Is it a supernatural power?"

"Ah? Uh... yes, I can't control it well now, so..." So sometimes it will pop up by itself, but he quietly raised his eyes to look at Carlos, and found that there was no strange look at Fang Fang Afterwards, he felt relieved, "Everyone will come over in a while, Senior Kunikida is working, it's best not to disturb...you can sit here and wait."

"Welcome, I'm your senior, Kunikida Doppo, and I'm in charge of your admission assessment." The other party seemed to have finished the job, stood up, and introduced himself politely, "I saw your resume, you are excellent, academically Well done, but the nature of the work of a detective agency may not be what you think."

The other party's eyes were a little sharp, and he looked like a senior.

"Our detective agency doesn't accept jobs like looking for cats and mistresses to stalk other people. We will accept commissions where the government is inconvenient to come forward, and there will be certain dangers..."

"What is your superpower?"

Xiaoka took this as an interview and answered the other party's questions calmly.

"Okay, go out with me later, and do your admission assessment. This is our rule. Even if you were introduced by that bastard Dazai Osamu, you still have to participate in the assessment."

Dazai Osamu, that bastard, these words were bitten hard by the senior, it doesn't look... not too meow.