Dressed as a villain, a mermaid husband and wife

Xia Xuanyang and Yan Minheng reached an agreement on the frequency of "eating fish".

Yan Minheng saw that the little mermaid was obviously tired from being eaten many times in the past few days, so he had to compromise first: "Then just once tonight, and the future will be decided according to the actual situation."

If Xia Xuanyang finished his work very late and had another job early the next morning, no matter how much Yan Minheng wanted to eat fish, he would definitely not have the heart to make the little mermaid too tired.

If work is not too much... well, idleness is idleness...why don't you eat fish?

Xia Xuanyang also knew that Yan Minheng had been abstinent for more than [-] years and had just started eating meat. It was unrealistic for him to go back to the days when he was a vegetarian every day or could only drink some soup, so he had to compromise for the time being.

Besides, he himself has experienced the joy of drinking Shiquan Dabu soup every day, and he will never go back.

It was this gluttonous feast for six days in a row, five or six or seven meals in the first few days, and three or four meals in the next few days, which made him feel a little empty, and then slowly.

It was only past eight o'clock in the evening, and Xia Xuanyang seriously rejected Yan Minheng's invitation to go back to his room early to "rest".

——I agreed to eat fish only once tonight, so if I go back so early, wouldn’t it take two or three hours to eat fish for a meal?

Xia Xuanyang turned on the TV and watched the second episode of "Mermaid Love Season".

A few days ago, Xia Xuanyang's mind was full of eating fish, and after taking over the job for the next two days, he also tried his best to endure the slight reaction that accompanied the courtship period, so he was not in the mood to watch the interaction between himself and Yan Minheng in the show.

Now that the buff of the courtship period is finally gone, and the third episode will be recorded tomorrow, Xia Xuanyang feels that he still needs to see the finished product of the second episode.

Of course, the response to the second issue was also very good. Mei Xin talked about this with Xia Xuanyang on WeChat a few days ago, but at that time he was in the first day of the courtship period and was so busy that he forgot about it after reading it. .

The second episode was recorded last time.

Xia Xuanyang and Yan Minheng were the last group to complete Zhou Zhen's task and clock in. By the time they returned to the villa to rest, it was already past one in the afternoon.

At around three o'clock in the afternoon, five pairs of guests were called by the staff to participate in a small game in Villa No. [-].

This game is a bit similar to the quizzes that several pairs of guests filled out on their and their partner’s preferences when they were assigned rooms on the first day. It is also a test of familiarity and tacit understanding.

The program group first separated several pairs of guests, one room for mermaids and one room for non-mermaids.

The staff took out five pink confession cards and asked the five non-mermaid male guests to copy a poem that best expresses their feelings for their partner/lover.

It is said that the poems they copied will be read out by the host Gude, and the five mermaid guests will be asked to guess which one is chosen by their own CP, and then put a photo of the confession card, so that the mermaid guests can identify which love poem is their own CP based on the handwriting copied.

3 points for a correct guess and 10 points for both.

In the other room, the tasks of the mermaid guests were much more difficult—they were given five blank sheets of paper, on which they had to draw their love for their partners/lovers.

Then use sticky notes to write the meaning of the painting.

After the painting is finished, show it to the male guests next door, first let them guess which painting was painted by their own CP, and then guess the meaning.

It is also 3 points for guessing one item correctly, and 10 points for all two items.

Xu Sisi, who had never learned how to draw, was stunned, she was the first to raise her hand, and protested to the host Goode who was instructing them: "I don't have any love for Duan Yingye, can I choose not to draw? "

Goode smiled and said, "10 points will be deducted for abstention!"

Xu Sisi cursed: "Damn, your planners are simply devils!"

Knowing that the final score of this game is related to what they can have for dinner tonight, Xu Sisi, who ate two meals of steamed buns and pickles at noon last night and today, grimaced and began to think hard. what to draw.

Shen Shaoguang's painting skills are not good, but he and Zong Lei have been together for so many years and have many common memories. After thinking about it for a while, he picked up a pencil and started to paint on the white paper.

What Shen Shaoguang drew was a simple pen Erha, a simple milk cat, and two stick figures sitting on chairs, the tall one hugging the short one, and the short stick man's stomach is still slightly bulging.

Even Xia Xuanyang could tell at a glance that this must be the painting of Shen Shaoguang and Zong Lei, as well as their dogs and cats.

Ni Shuzi was very leisurely, and asked the staff if there was any paint or watercolor brushes, she wanted to paint color paintings.

Staff: "There are still watercolor pens."

Looking at Ni Shuzi's posture, Xia Xuanyang thought she had learned to paint, but it turned out that what Ni Shuzi painted was a box of limited edition lipsticks from the D family, with a total of eight colors...

From this point of view, it was a gift from Teacher Feng Yue.

Couples who have been together for a long time have an advantage and have many common memories.

Xu Sisi bit the tip of her pencil and turned to look at Xia Xuanyang.

Xia Xuanyang also bit the end of the pencil, looking back at Xu Sisi innocently.

And Xia Jiayan stayed in the farthest corner, some distance away from them.He also called the staff over, asked something in a low voice, and the staff asked Gude for instructions. After getting a positive answer, Xia Jiayan began to write.

When recording the program before, Xia Xuanyang was very curious about what Xia Jiayan asked, but now watching the program, he can hear clearly, Xia Jiayan asked "Can you draw staves?"

The stave drawn by Xia Jiayan is the stave of the first song he sang together on the stage of "Xingmeng 101", when he chose Yan Xiulang in the selection of the chorus mentor, and Yan Xiulang also chose him as the first choice.

It was a gentle, slow blues love song.

On the bullet screen, the audience who knew the stave also noticed it, and they all left messages saying: "Xia Jiayan is simply cheating, it is!"

"Strictly speaking, this can't be called painting."

However, some fans of Xia Jiayan defended him: "Brother Jiayan is so smart!"

"Why can't the stave be drawn instead of using clear words."

Although Yan Xiulang's fan Langhua felt that the relationship between his idol and Xia Jiayan was not very sweet, and he couldn't afford CP, he also chose to maintain: "The staff said it's ok, if anyone is not convinced, you can go to a show for yourself Make rules and let your family cook it!"

Xu Sisi chose to give up the treatment, she just drew a mess on the white paper.

Xia Xuanyang was the last to write.

Xia Xuanyang, who was off-screen, covered his face, a little blind.

Sitting next to him, Yan Minheng stretched an arm around his shoulders, but smiled lightly and said, "Why didn't you read it? Yangyang, your drawing is obviously very cute."

What Xia Xuanyang drew was a basin with several wavy lines drawn in it to represent water, and a fish was drawn in the water.

Chopsticks and spoons are also painted next to the soup basin.

Xia Xuanyang was mainly afraid of not drawing the latter two. The whole fish in the basin, which has not been chopped open, may not be regarded as "fish soup", but a fish tank with a strange shape.

The painting skills are basically at the level of the first and second graders of elementary school, and you can barely see what the painting is, so don't expect it to be beautiful.

On the bullet screen, the audience was really confused at first, and couldn't tell whether it was a fish tank or a pot of fish soup.

As soon as the spoon and chopsticks came out, everyone's doubts were well resolved, but there were more doubts.

"Why is Yang Yang painting the pot of fish soup? Could this be the fish soup he made for Mr. Yan? Or did Mr. Yan make it for Yang Yang?"

"Impossible, Mr. Yan is inconvenient to cook in a wheelchair, and he doesn't look like he lacks a cook. It's even more impossible for Yang Yang. If he can cook such a difficult dish as fish soup, he won't be able to do it last time." I won’t go to Brother Guang’s place for a meal.”

"The fish soup doesn't have to be made by either of the two of them, maybe it's because they have some special memories in common? Curious!"

However, Xia Xuanyang's painting steps were over, and when it came time to write the meaning with the sticky note, there were only a few very simple words on it, "Brother Heng's favorite fish soup".

When it came to the guessing environment, when Yan Minheng saw the fish soup, he guessed that it was Xia Xuanyang's masterpiece, and said very accurately: "Because I love fish soup, Yang Yang drew this."

But Gude asked him why he loves to drink fish soup, and is there any story behind it, but Yan Minheng kept silent.

Off-screen, on the sofa, Xia Xuanyang was held in Yan Minheng's arms, and kissed lovingly and pitifully.

Yan Minheng said with a low voice, with a light smile: "Yangyang, I am no longer the person I was when I was recording the show. Now, fish soup can't satisfy me, only the delicious fish itself is enough, preferably You can eat fish in several different ways at one time...have a whole fish feast."

Xia Xuanyang reached out to cover Yan Minheng's mouth: "Ah, shut up! Don't say anything."

Who would have thought that the clumsy stick figure fish in the soup basin refers to Xia Xuanyang himself?

Before recording this variety show, they stopped at "friendship and mutual assistance".

Every time Yan Minheng pulled Xia Xuanyang to help each other, what he said was, "Don't give me fish, at least give me some fish soup."

Xia Xuanyang also didn't want to draw the private affairs between the two, but the time between him and Yan Minheng was too short, and they were both busy with work during the day.

Speaking of the gifts they gave each other... probably Xia Xuanyang gave Yan Minheng a pink foot bath bucket.

At that time, he had no love for Yan Minheng at all, and Xia Xuanyang didn't want to announce such embarrassing things to the public.

Xia Xuanyang felt that being willing to "drink fish soup" for Yan Minheng was the biggest difference he made to Yan Minheng, and he had never done this kind of thing with anyone.

I didn't feel it when I was drawing, but now seeing it on the screen, Xia Xuanyang only felt that he was so embarrassed that he could dig out a Louvre.

He remembered that after the second episode aired, several friends on WeChat sent WeChat messages asking him what he meant by "drinking fish soup".

Xia Xuanyang chose to pretend he didn't see it.

In the future, I can only continue to insist on refusing to answer this question.

Xia Xuanyang was ashamed and annoyed, and told Yan Minheng in a fierce tone: "You are not allowed to say, this matter, only the two of us are allowed to know."

Yan Minheng has no resistance to such a lovely Xia Xuanyang: "Okay, listen to Yangyang."

Even if Xia Xuanyang didn't tell him, he couldn't tell the private matter of the two of them.

How delicious the little mermaid was at times, something he just wanted to have to himself.

Even if other people are just imagining it, he will feel uncomfortable.

On the screen, the mermaid guests guessed which love poem Yan Minheng chose and copied.

Feng Yue chose an ancient poem, and Zong Lei chose a modern poem, both of which were correctly guessed by their partners.

Ni Shuzi said: "This is the first love poem he excerpted when he wrote me a love letter back then."

Shen Shaoguang explained: "This is when we were in the first year of high school. I got this poem wrong and had to copy it twenty times. Zong Lei imitated my handwriting and copied half of it for me."

Duan Yingye chose a poem with pink keywords, but it was not a love poem, so Xu Sisi guessed it right.

Yan Xiulang chose the classic line praising the lotus in "Ai Lian Shuo", "Out of the mud but not stained, clean ripples but not demon".

However, Xia Jiayan couldn't guess that it was Yan Xiulang who chose him.

But in fact, this was indeed the very beginning. Yan Xiulang's mood when he first met Xia Jiayan and had a crush on him. He felt that although Xia Jiayan came from a commoner, he was fresh and natural, like a white lotus in water, different from other coquettish sluts.

The flirtatious slut, of course, refers to Xia Xuanyang who is always pestering him because of his beautiful appearance.

It's just ironic that Yan Xiulang's state of mind is completely different now. Now, the white lotus that he has obtained has become a grain of rice for him, while Xia Xuanyang, who was once regarded by him as a coquettish bitch, has become a dream that he can't wait for. That is, the heart cinnabar mole.

And Bai Juyi's "Jiangnan is Good" selected by Yan Minheng only wrote one sentence-"The river flowers are red at sunrise and fire, and the river is as green as blue in spring."

Xia Xuanyang suddenly thought that day represents the sun, and blue is the color of his own tail, so he guessed right.

The host Goode said: "Mr. Yan, this is a foul, this is not a love poem at all!"

Yan Minheng sat in a wheelchair and said softly: "I don't need love poems to express my love for Yangyang, because the poets who wrote many classic love poems may not be able to be consistent to the end, but I can."

As soon as Yan Minheng's words came out, the barrage suddenly went crazy.

The Hengyang CP fans all seemed to have been beaten with chicken blood——

"Ahhh, who said that our Hengyang CP is a plastic couple, stand up and get beaten! Does your face hurt?"

"Boss Yan's confession is so domineering, woo woo woo, passers-by fall into the pit in a second!"

"I wish Hengyang CP a happy 99!" Likes: 135200

"I wish Hengyang CP an early baby!" Likes: 145200

Xia Xuanyang, who is watching the show: ...Wait, it doesn't matter the number of likes for these two are particularly symmetrical and have a special homonym, what the hell is a premature baby!

On the barrage, apart from a large number of CP and blessings, there are also black people mocking: "Show affection, share it quickly!"

"I took a screenshot, waiting for the day when Yan Minheng and Xia Xuanyang divorce."

The group of Xia Xuanyang and Yan Minheng got full marks and got the most sumptuous dinner reward.

On the second day, their five CPs were given a new task by the program team. They went to school to learn how to make ceramics, and in the afternoon, they prepared a hand-made ceramic gift for their partner.

This link is mainly about spreading dog food.

Xia Xuanyang and Yan Minheng made a pair of cups together, which means "forever", and engraved the initials of themselves and each other's names on the cups.

However, Xia Xuanyang failed to continue reading this paragraph, and was carried by Yan Minheng to the master bedroom on the second floor.

This time, unlike when he watched the first episode of "Mermaid Love Season" before, and just drank fish soup when he returned to the bedroom, Yan Minheng enjoyed a very delicious double-sided pan-fried fish.

Thinking that the third episode of "Mermaid Love Season" will continue to be recorded tomorrow morning, and the program crew will go directly to their home to shoot, Yan Minheng is somewhat restrained. He only ate a fish meal tonight and stopped without any fuss. Too many tricks to eat fish.

Moreover, before going to bed, Yan Minheng helped Xia Xuanyang take another bath, and put him on a cartoon pajamas with a small whale pattern on it.

Um Min-hang himself also wore the same style of couple pajamas.

Xia Xuanyang huddled in Yan Minheng's arms, and when he was about to fall asleep, he suddenly remembered something: "Brother Heng... Did you get inside just now?"

It is true that the D brand TT at home is used up, and the G family still has some, but I bought the wrong size, two sizes too small and cannot be used.

Originally, he planned to sprinkle the dipping sauce on the outer edge of the fish, but the fish was so delicious that Yan Minheng couldn't control it, and the dipping sauce spilled into the belly of the fish.

Yan Minheng kissed Xia Xuanyang: "After six days, the booster drug you took by mistake before has already been metabolized. Don't worry, it's fine even if you get pregnant."

Xia Xuanyang's whole body was stiff, pregnant with a hammer!

I remembered that when I watched the second episode of "Mermaid Love Season" just now, a bunch of people wished him and Yan Minheng an "early baby"...

Xia Xuanyang suddenly had goosebumps, he pushed Yan Minheng: "Get up, drive out to the pharmacy, and buy me an emergency contraceptive."

It is one thing to be able to accept being 0, after all, he has a good feeling for Yan Minheng now, and being 0 is indeed not as painful as he thought.

There is pain, but it only accounts for 1%, and the remaining 99% is happiness.

But this does not mean that Xia Xuanyang, a former steel straight man, a 24K pure man, can accept such a wonderful setting of having a child!

Xia Xuanyang respects and admires women who are willing to give birth, but it is absolutely impossible for him, a man who did not have this function before, to experience the legendary super painful childbirth now!

Even if Xia Xuanyang dies, he doesn't want to have a child!

Previously, because of the drug, the second courtship period was advanced, and the reaction was extremely violent, and he was not well thought out. Xia Xuanyang forgot to communicate with Yan Minheng about this issue in advance.

Yan Minheng, who was pushed away by Xia Xuanyang with all his strength and almost fell off the bed, was stunned for a while.

He finally stabilized his figure and sat up from the bed.

Yan Minheng said in a deep voice: "Yangyang, why don't you want to be pregnant with my child? If it's because you're afraid of affecting your fledgling career, I can understand it, and I will take precautions in the future. But taking after-the-fact medicine is not right. You are not well..."

Xia Xuanyang was full of panic about the possibility of becoming pregnant, "No, it's not a matter of whether the movie will affect my career, I never thought about having a baby."

Yan Minheng didn't expect such an answer, he was silent for a while.

Xia Xuanyang also sat up and said in a bad tone: "If you don't want to go, then I will buy it myself."

With that said, Xia Xuanyang walked to the cloakroom, ready to change clothes.

The clothes the two of them often wear are in the big wardrobe in the master bedroom, and the clothes they don't wear often, and there is a separate cloakroom, which is connected to the master bedroom by a door.

Xia Xuanyang doesn't have any works now, but because of Yan Minheng's identity as the wife of the powerful person in the Yan family consortium, "Mermaid Love Season" is currently on the air, and the topic is still very popular.

He went to the pharmacy late at night to buy contraceptives. If he was photographed, he might be on the hot searches again. Xia Xuanyang felt that he couldn't wear the clothes he often wore, and had to pretend.

Although the post-event medicine 72H is effective, the sooner you take it, the better. Tomorrow morning, the program team will go to their residence to record a program. In the next two days, they will basically spend in front of the camera, which is even more inconvenient to take.

However, Xia Xuanyang just got out of bed, took two steps, and was pulled back by Yan Minheng.

Yan Minheng sighed, "I'll call the bodyguard Ye Yi and ask him to buy it."

When Yan Minheng and Xia Xuanyang lived in Xiangjiang Garden, there would be at least two bodyguards living on the first floor.

When Yan Minheng and Xia Xuanyang are in the living room, they don't come out to wander casually, but after Yan Minheng and Xia Xuanyang go to the master bedroom on the second floor, they will live in the room one by one, and the other will go to the living room to lay the floor, so as not to let someone break in in the middle of the night. timely.

Xia Xuanyang, who was full of panic, finally regained his strength, and with Yan Minheng's strength, he sat back on the bed again.

Sure enough, Yan Minheng called Ye Yi immediately.

After Yan Minheng hung up the phone, Xia Xuanyang whispered: "Brother Heng, I'm sorry..."

Yan Minheng came over and kissed Xia Xuanyang's forehead comfortingly: "Yangyang, I'm the one who should say sorry. It's all because I didn't hold back, which made you want to take medicine."

Xia Xuanyang hesitated for a while before asking: "Brother Heng, do you really want a child?"

If so, then he has to reconsider his relationship with Yan Minheng.

In fact, he should have thought of this problem earlier.

As early as after he became a mermaid, he knew that with his current body and man doi, there would be a great possibility of pregnancy.

At that time, he vowed not to bend, and later did not consider doing 0, and this is also the reason.

It's just that as he gets along with Yan Minheng for a long time, he likes this person more and more, and his guard is getting lower and lower. For a while, he actually ignored the fact that a mermaid will become pregnant if he is "eaten".

Before, Yan Minheng could accept even being friendly with him and helping each other, so he didn't think about the issue of whether he would have future generations or not.

Thinking about it now, it seems that he was too naive.

As the person in power of Yan's consortium, Yan Minheng is now in good health, so how could he not want a child?

Saying that "friendliness and mutual assistance" can satisfy him is just fooling him.

Xia Xuanyang originally felt that the relationship between himself and Yan Minheng was unprecedentedly close, but now, with the issue of "whether or not to have a baby", the relationship between them suddenly dropped to a freezing point.

If they can't reach an agreement, then they can only... divorce.

divorce.

Thinking of this vocabulary that he had just passed through that he had been looking forward to, Xia Xuanyang now felt very blocked in his heart.

From Xia Xuanyang's expression about to cry, Yan Minheng could see that the little mermaid seemed to really resist the matter of "having a baby".

He reached out and hugged Xia Xuanyang gently, and said in a low voice: "Yangyang, if I said that I don't want a child belonging to the two of us at all, it would be a lie."

Xia Xuanyang's body froze suddenly.

Yan Minheng continued: "But if you don't want to have a baby, then don't have a baby. It's more important that you are happy. I will respect your wishes 100%."

Xia Xuanyang's stiff body relaxed a little.

But he wasn't sure whether Yan Minheng was just talking, just like saying "drink some fish soup" to him before would satisfy him, but in fact his mind was full of cravings for fish.

Yan Minheng hugged the boy in his arms even tighter, his voice was serious and deep: "I thought I would live in a few years, but now that I meet you, I can live and gain a whole world The best lover is already God’s favor for me. So, Yangyang, I will not force you to have a child, I just ask you not to leave me no matter what happens. If you don’t believe what I say Yes, I can wait until the third episode of the variety show is finished, and then go for a ligation operation."

The doubts in Xia Xuanyang's heart completely dissipated.

It seems that Yan Minheng really cared more about him, and he didn't have any obsession with "must have a child to inherit hundreds of billions of property".

Xia Xuanyang also hugged Yan Minheng back: "No, you don't need to have surgery, I just can't accept it now, maybe in ten or eight years, I will become able to accept it and say yes...but don't hold out too much hope .”

Yan Minheng's tone relaxed, he kissed the tip of Xia Xuanyang's nose, and said in a low voice, "Okay, I will definitely take protective measures before eating fish."

When Ye Yi came back after buying the medicine, it was already more than 20 minutes later.

Yan Minheng poured warm water and fed it to Xia Xuanyang.

It was already past twelve o'clock when the two of them lay down to rest again.

……

At six o'clock in the morning the next day, the doorbell of the villa was rang.

Ye Yi, the bodyguard who had already gotten up and put the floor bed back into the room, quickly came over and opened the door.

The people who came were a follow-up PD and two photographers.

The leading Miss PD said, "Excuse me, is this Mr. Yan Minheng Yan's house?"

Kuge Yeyi nodded coolly, opened the door, and let the staff in.

As soon as the three of them entered the door, they smelled a smell of food coming from the direction of the kitchen.

They subconsciously walked towards the kitchen.

Yan Minheng was making breakfast in the kitchen in his little whale pajamas.

Miss PD, who followed the photo, thought that the one who was cooking breakfast in the kitchen should be the nanny, so she wanted to ask the photographer to come and take a photo.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he entered the kitchen, the camera met Yan Minheng's cold, handsome and majestic face.

Yan Minheng nodded slightly to the follow-up PD and the photographer: "I'm preparing breakfast, have you eaten?"

In a trance following the filming PD, she looked at the shallot egg pancake that Yan Minheng was frying. The aroma was so tempting. She subconsciously replied, "Not yet."

Yan Minheng's breakfast, of course, only prepared for Xia Xuanyang and himself.

He said softly: "The restaurant has toast and milk, you can eat it by heating it in the microwave."

Follow up PD: ...

Well, it would be nice to offer them toast and milk.

Speechless for a while, following the PD, I finally found something wrong——

"Wait, Mr. Yan, your leg is healed?!"

In the Hengyang CP live broadcast room, which opened at [-]:[-], there were only a few dozens of viewers who got up early or were still awake.

The audience was first amazed at Mr. Yan's little whale pajamas that didn't fit his domineering temperament at all, and then they were extremely shocked that such a high-altitude flower like Yan Minheng could cook.

There is also a series of "hahahahaha" for the dialogue between him and the follow-up PD.

"Mr. Yan, you deserve it."

"Mr. Yan's breakfast is only for Yang Yang, it's too late! The early bird gets candy!"

Following the reminder of Ms. PD, the audience suddenly discovered Huadian——

"That's right, why did Mr. Yan stand up today?!"

"Fuck, shock! When did this happen!!"

The author has something to say: Wow!

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