Dressed as a villain, a mermaid husband and wife
Chapter 38 Kissing in Front of the Camera & Calling Husband
The assistant helped put the suitcase away before leaving.
It's past ten o'clock in the morning.
Xia Xuanyang struggled for a while, and decided to pack his luggage later, and think about how to solve lunch first.
Yan Minheng knows how to cook, and he cooks excellent Western food. He can cook Chinese food in a decent way according to the recipe... But that's when he is at home and doesn't need to pretend to be lame.
Xia Xuanyang can only cook the simplest noodles, and the ones that don't know how to heat well, don't know how to cook at all!
Xia Xuanyang thought for a while, and said to Yan Minheng: "Brother Heng, why don't we go to Brother Shaoguang's for a visit and have a meal? You can bring the ingredients."
Yan Minheng: "Well, yes."
Now is not the time to be jealous, no matter what you say, you can't make your little mermaid hungry.
Xia Xuanyang was immediately happy, found a plastic bag, stuffed most of the ingredients in the refrigerator into the bag, and then went out with Yan Minheng, planning to go to the No. [-] villa next door.
As soon as the two went out, they found that Yan Xiulang was arguing with the chief director Shen Mao in front of the three-story building where the host and the program crew team were located not far away, that is, Villa No. 6.
Yan Xiulang's voice was a bit loud, even though it was a distance away, Xia Xuanyang could hear it.
Hehe, this controversy is still related to him.
Yan Xiulang: "Xia Xuanyang is not a mermaid, how could he be on "Mermaid Love Season"?"
"Mermaid Love Season" clearly stipulates that one of the couples must be a mermaid.
And Yan Minheng has never detected the mermaid gene since he was a child, so it is naturally impossible to be a mermaid.
Xia Jiayan followed behind Yan Xiulang, and also said: "Even if Xia Xuanyang had a differentiation rate of 88% before, it is confirmed that the former quasi-mermaid who cannot be differentiated should not be regarded as a mermaid."
It was the intermission time, and the cameras of the program crew seemed to be turned off, so Xia Jiayan dared to speak.
Just seeing Yan Minheng and Xia Xuanyang in the program group before, Yan Xiulang was too shocked, his mind was foggy, and he couldn't remember this incident.
Xia Jiayan thought of this question immediately, because his identity as a mermaid was the only advantage he thought he could crush Xia Xuanyang.
But he didn't dare to question in front of the camera, as this would definitely offend Yan Minheng who was behind Xia Xuanyang.
The No. [-] villa where Duan Yingye and Xu Sisi lived was close, and when they heard the sound of arguing outside, they also came out and stood at the door to watch the excitement.
When they came out, they happened to hear the chubby director Shen Mao's slow explanation: "The guests invited by our program group are naturally in full compliance with the regulations. Cases beyond re-differentiation are rare, and it is not impossible."
He didn't explicitly say that Xia Xuanyang has now become a mermaid, but anyone with a brain can understand it.
Xu Sisi was very surprised and turned to look at Xia Xuanyang's... legs, as if to see if Xia Xuanyang's legs would suddenly turn into fish tails.
Xu Sisi hurriedly asked: "Yangyang, you, your ice-blue fishtail in the audition video, is it true?"
God, is there really such a beautiful fish tail in this world? !
She thought it was man-made before, but the fishtail paired with Xia Xuanyang's face is really amazing!
After five years of chasing stars, Xu Sisi, a fan circle girl who claims to have seen countless extremely beautiful women, has not been able to control her fall. Xia Xuanyang has become her new favorite wall.
It's just that she never expected that she could see her idol on this show, and also saw Xia Xuanyang's kind and easy-going personality in private, and even learned that such a public announcement would cause Weibo to collapse. news!
——Xia Xuanyang has differentiated into a mermaid over the age!His dreamlike fishtail is actually real!
Hearing Xu Sisi's question, Yan Xiulang and Xia Jiayan turned their heads together, only to find that Xia Xuanyang and Yan Minheng were about ten meters behind them.
Yan Xiulang's face was full of shock and embarrassment.
He didn't expect that the scene where he questioned Xia Xuanyang's identity would happen to be bumped into by him.
Xia Jiayan was in shock, more flustered and unbelievable.
He also stared at Xia Xuanyang's legs, wishing to see a hole.
How could Xia Xuanyang suddenly differentiate into a mermaid over age?
Xia Jiayan had also watched his audition video. Even if he was on the same stage with Shen Shaoguang, a popular celebrity who had won the best actor trophy, Xia Xuanyang's momentum was not crushed at all, but occupied a dominant position.
It can be said that Xia Jiayan's acting skills surpassed Xia Jiayan's by a dozen blocks.
At that time, Xia Jiayan could only keep picking on some flaws in Xia Xuanyang's dance performance in the water, and Xia Xuanyang's fish tail was fake, which was incomparable with the mermaid himself, so he used these two points to comfort himself.
But Xia Jiayan also knew that there would not be a lot of preparation time for the audition, and some small mistakes in the underwater dance during the audition could be avoided by practicing a few more times.
What he has always been most proud of is his status as a rare A-level mermaid.
He also knows very well that even if he has an ordinary family background, even if he does nothing, he can still marry a rich man with his status as an A-level mermaid and achieve class leapfrogging.
However, an A-level mermaid who is ostentatious, and an A-level mermaid who is very capable and hardworking, the range of mate selection is definitely different, and the status in the partner's heart is also different.
Compared with those ordinary rich old men who only regard A-level mermaids as showing off their capital, Yan Xiulang, who has excellent ability and comes from the top wealthy Yan family, is the best choice that Xia Jiayan can come into contact with.
Xia Jiayan did attract Yan Xiulang's attention with her A-level mermaid identity and unremitting efforts, and later became Yan Xiulang's boyfriend because of her one-night stand after drinking.
Yan Xiulang was the man Xia Xuanyang once liked and couldn't ask for, Xia Jiayan couldn't say how happy he was.
Unexpectedly, Xia Xuanyang turned around and found someone who completely crushed Yan Xiulang in terms of personal ability and identity——Yan Minheng, and the two of them got their certificates more than a month ago.
Mrs. Yan's status is many times higher than that of Xia Jiayan, the boyfriend of the second youngest of the Yan family.
Xia Jiayan never expected that her only advantage now... no longer exists.
He could feel that Yan Xiulang's eyes were also staring at Xia Xuanyang.
Did Yan Xiulang regret it?
Yan Xiulang once looked down on Xia Xuanyang, firstly because Xia Xuanyang was not good enough in singing and dancing, and more importantly, because he wanted to find a mermaid who could give him children, but Xia Xuanyang was not.
Today, the situation is completely different.
Xia Xuanyang not only surpassed Xia Jiayan in singing and dancing on the stage of "Everything Comes", but also showed amazing talent in filming. Now, she has an additional layer of mermaid identity!
Or when it was mistaken for an "artificial fishtail", the super-beautiful fishtail that has been searched for by virtue of its beauty...
Xia Jiayan was flustered.
Yan Xiulang was upset.
Yan Xiulang clenched his fists tightly, his eyes were about to burst into flames.
If he had known that Xia Xuanyang could transform into mermaids, he would never have agreed to his mother's bad idea of giving Xia Xuanyang to Yan Minheng as a "Chongxi husband's wife".
Xia Jiayan asked in a trembling voice, "Xuanyang, you, are you really a mermaid?"
In fact, Yan Xiulang also wanted to ask, but he saw Yan Minheng's cold eyes in the wheelchair, and knew that he was a "brother-in-law" and he was not suitable to ask this question.
What does it matter to him whether his sister-in-law is a mermaid?
Xia Xuanyang took the time to appreciate the changes in the expressions of Yan Xiulang and Xia Jiayan, and then smiled and said: "Well, I accidentally split into a mermaid more than ten days ago. Due to the confidentiality requirements of the crew, I haven't announced it to the public yet. But this time to appear in "Mermaid Love Season", I have the crew's permission."
Ever since Xia Xuanyang's mermaid stills were posted on the Internet, maliciously leading the topic, as long as someone wants to dig deep, he can't hide his identity as a mermaid for long.
Now that Xia Xuanyang and Yan Minheng have just announced their relationship, it is the most topical time, Xia Xuanyang's previous audition video for the role of "Meng Xiyu" has also been released, it is the best time to announce Xia Xuanyang's identity as a mermaid. "The True Young Master's Counterattack" has brought a lot of discussion, Director Chen will naturally not disagree.
Xia Jiayan forced a smile on his face, and said insincerely: "Congratulations, Auntie Dou must be very happy to know that you can be transformed into a mermaid, right? I didn't hear anything from Auntie Dou about your marriage to Boss Yan." However, I only found out after reading Weibo hot searches."
If he had known earlier that Xia Xuanyang and Yan Minheng were married and split into mermaids, he wouldn't be in an awkward and passive position like today.
Xia Xuanyang froze for a moment before realizing that the Aunt Dou that Xia Jiayan was talking about was his mother in this life, Dou Youlan.
Seeing Xia Xuanyang's silence, Yan Minheng said lightly, "This is Yangyang's personal matter, so there's no need to tell you, an outsider."
Xia Jiayan, who was Yan Xiulang's boyfriend but was said to be an "outsider", suddenly became very ugly.
However, he couldn't say anything to Yan Minheng yet.
Xia Jiayan bit her lip and looked at Yan Xiulang pitifully, hoping that Yan Xiulang could say something to save his face a little.
Yan Xiulang just frowned and looked away.
Not only did he not intend to defend Xia Jiayan, but he seemed to complain that Xia Jia talked too much.
Xia Xuanyang glanced at these two people, not interested in continuing nonsense with them, pushed Yan Minheng's wheelchair, and turned to go to Villa No. [-] where Shen Shaoguang was.
He really forgot to tell his parents in this life about his differentiation into a mermaid.
It can also be said that he has been deliberately avoiding him all the time, not daring to contact his parents with this identity, for fear that they will find out that he is a fake.
In fact, ever since his parents asked Yuanshen to marry a man he didn't like for the sake of the company's capital turnover, the relationship between Yuanshen and his parents had dropped to a freezing point. Parents have been contacted.
They occasionally called, but what they got was sarcastic remarks from the original body, and they would hang up the phone soon.
Therefore, even if I accidentally split into a mermaid now, it is normal not to actively contact them.
But after all, they are the blood relatives of this body, and it is impossible for them to stop contacting after that.
Xia Xuanyang thought, after the show, he will find a chance to go back and meet his parents in this life.
In front of Villa No. [-], Xu Sisi saw Xia Xuanyang was gone, and wanted to follow up, and have a few more words with Aidou. It would be even better if she could ask for a signed photo in mermaid form!
However, she had just taken two steps when she found that her dumb hair was grabbed by a man.
Xu Sisi, whose height was only a little short of 160cm, petite and cute, suddenly became irritable: "Duan! Ying! Ye! You are dead! Dare to touch Miss Ben's hair!"
Duan Yingye didn't take it seriously, let go of Xu Sisi's hair, and poked her on the head instead: "You two, go to a friend's house, why are you following? Don't forget, I am yours partner."
Xu Sisi jumped on the spot and punched Duan Yingye in the jaw.
Because the little girl's move was too sudden, and she was very quick and precise, Duan Yingye was hit hard.
Duan Yingye cried out in pain, quickly covered his chin, and took a few steps back.
The little girl didn't have much strength, so the pain wasn't too painful.
How to say that sentence, it is not very lethal, but extremely insulting.
Duan Yingye clutched his chin, let out a "hiss", and said in disbelief, "Xu Sisi, are you crazy? Do you know that we are recording a program? Even if there are no photographers around, there are several cameras installed at the door." of."
Xu Sisi rolled her eyes: "So what? I'm not an artist, and my family still has dozens of hotel chains to inherit. As I said earlier, it's fine to accompany you to the show, but you're not allowed to touch me without my permission." [-]. Roots, head, and hair! This time it is considered light, and there will be another time, hehe~"
Xu Sisi took out her pocket knife at some point in her hand, and played with it one by one.
Duan Yingye couldn't help but think of what this crazy girl said before, if he dared to bully her, she would castrate him!
Before, Duan Yingye thought she was just talking casually, but now...
Duan Yingye hurriedly took a few steps back: "Little ancestor, I was wrong, I promise I will never touch a single hair of yours in the future!"
Xu Sisi: "Hmph, you're sensible. A man like you who doesn't abide by masculinity, if my dad didn't force me to go on a blind date with you, I wouldn't even bother to look at you. Be honest and don't hinder me from chasing me on the spot. No.30 eighth husband, Yang Yangzi."
Duan Yingye was shocked: "What, your third, 38th husband? Damn! Wait, no, Xia Xuanyang has a husband!"
Xu Sisi: "As long as you swing the hoe well, there's no corner you won't be able to dig! How do you know if you don't try?"
Duan Yingye admired Xu Sisi a little bit, "But... your rival in love is Yan Minheng."
Xu Sisi was very appreciative: "It's really hard to pry, and there are still No. 30 nine husbands waiting for me to dote on."
Duan Yingye: ...
After confirming the eyes, this is a woman he can't compare to.
Farewell, excuse me.
Think of Duan Yingye, who has been in love since he was in kindergarten, has been in love for 20 years, and has had [-] girlfriends. Every time he is very serious about getting married, but he is always dumped in the end!
... Cough, regardless of the result, at least at the beginning, with his good face and sweet talk, he was very popular among women.
It was the first time for Duan Yingye to meet a hard-core woman like Xu Sisi!
Yan Xiulang and Xia Jiayan questioned the director about Xia Xuanyang only after making sure that the cameras in the hands of the photographers were turned off, and their words were not very polite.
Now I heard Duan Yingye and Xu Sisi arguing, and I looked at the gates of several villas. No, there are many cameras installed in the hidden places, and there are still faint red dots on, which means that they are working.
Yan Xiulang's face was ugly, and he asked the director Shen Mao: "Director Shen, can you cut off the episode just now?"
Shen Mao laughed and said: "Guests who enter the program group sign a contract, and the material recorded by the program group may be edited into the feature film or sideshow unless it involves special circumstances such as illegal crimes or infringement of the guests' personal privacy. .”
That's what it means to be non-negotiable.
Xia Jiayan immediately regretted that what he had just asked the director not only did not conform to his usual gentle, strong and understanding personality, but when he first found out that Xia Xuanyang was a mermaid, he seemed to have completely lost expression control on his face.
He managed to rely on Yan Xiulang to obtain such a good resource for a love reality show, but he performed so poorly.
When the show is broadcast, I don't know if it will attract more fans or lose more fans?
On the other side, in the living room of No. [-] villa with an antique Chinese style, Xia Xuanyang and Yan Minheng finally successfully met Shen Shaoguang and Zong Lei.
Their refrigerator was full of food, Zong Lei washed two large plates of fruit and placed them in front of Shen Shaoguang.
One of the plates was cut, Zong Lei forked it with a small fork, and fed it to Shen Shaoguang.
Shen Shaoguang, who was sitting on the sofa leaning against the soft cushion, took a bite of the watermelon that was fed to his mouth, and said disgustedly: "This piece is not too sweet."
Zong Lei immediately put the watermelon into his mouth and ate it, and changed Shen Shaoguang to a watermelon with a redder flesh.
Xia Xuanyang and Yan Minheng looked at each other, and felt that they were like two living light bulbs here.
But for the sake of not being hungry for his little mermaid, Yan Minheng made up his mind to eat until the end.
After Shen Shaoguang ate a few pieces, he lost his appetite. He pushed away the greasy and crooked Zong Lei: "You go wash two more plates of fruit and treat Brother Yan and Yang Yang."
Zong Lei let out an "eh", turned around and walked towards the kitchen, willing to be ordered.
After walking a few steps, he still didn't forget to turn his head and tell Shen Shaoguang: "Xiaoguang, eat a few more yuan, don't starve the baby in your belly."
Shen Shaoguang replied: "Understood, you are so annoying."
Shen Shaoguang said to Xia Xuanyang and Yan Minheng: "I'm sorry, I made you laugh."
Xia Xuanyang: "What's the matter? Seeing Brother Shaoguang, you and Mr. Zong have such a good relationship, I'm too envious."
Yan Minheng was thoughtful: "Envy? Does Yangyang want to be fed too?"
Xia Xuanyang: "...No, brother Heng, I want to feed you."
Yan Minheng really likes to see the satisfied expression of the young boy when eating, if he can feed it himself, his happiness will be doubled.
Yan Minheng thought for a while and said, "Then, shall we feed each other?"
Xia Xuanyang thought about the scene, a little looking forward to it, but also a little embarrassed: "... Ah, it might not be too good."
Shen Shaoguang smiled and said: "What's wrong, don't you see that Ah Lei and I are the same? It's just the two of us who are tired, I'm afraid you will feel uncomfortable!"
So, when Zong Lei brought out two large plates of fruit again, Xia Xuanyang and Yan Minheng also started feeding each other.
Moreover, the two of them are more crooked than the old couple Shen Shaoguang.
Xia Xuanyang took a bite of the cherry that Yan Minheng sent to his mouth, "Ah, this cherry is so sweet, Brother Heng, you can eat it too."
He grabbed Yan Minheng's hand and sent the half cherry towards Yan Minheng's mouth.
Yan Minheng also ate obediently and cooperatively, his eyes stayed on the boy's lips that were still stained with cherry juice, his Adam's apple moved slightly: "Well, it's very sweet, but not as sweet as a penis."
Xia Xuanyang, who was suddenly called Yang Zai by Yan Minheng in front of the camera, suddenly had reddened ears. He remembered that the last time he went back to the Yan family's main house, he forgot to ask his grandfather what Yan Minheng's nickname was when he was a child.
But it's okay, just ask again next time.
Shen Shaoguang and Zong Lei looked at each other, Zong Lei said enviously and wronged: "Honey, you didn't take the initiative to feed me."
Shen Shaoguang felt bad, so he also picked up a cherry and stuffed it to Zong Lei: "Eat!"
Zong Lei was still not satisfied: "Honey, you have to take a bite first, and then feed me, it will be sweeter."
Shen Shaoguang thought to himself, you are deliberately trying to embarrass me, Fat Tiger.
However, this is my dear husband, I chose it myself, what can I do?All I can do is satisfy his damn comparison!
Shen Shaoguang took a deep breath, and swallowed the cherry in one gulp. Zong Lei's eyes widened, and he was wronged again: "Honey, you should leave half of it for me..."
But before he finished speaking, Shen Shaoguang leaned over, cupped Zong Lei's face with both hands, kissed it hard, and put the unswallowed cherry meat into Zong Lei's mouth.
A few seconds later, Shen Shaoguang sat back in his seat and asked Zong Lei, "Honey, are you satisfied with how I feed you?"
Zong Lei shyly said: "Full, satisfied...that is, I seem to have accidentally swallowed the fruit core..."
Shen Shaoguang: ...
He was angry and funny, picked up the pillow beside him, and threw it at Zong Lei: "You idiot!"
Shen Shaoguang and Zong Lei are in front of the camera!In front of outsiders, kissed!
Yan Minheng was very envious, and frantically hinted at Xia Xuanyang: "Yangyang, I also want to..."
Xia Xuanyang's ears were getting hot, he picked up a cherry tomato, stuffed it into Yan Minheng's mouth, and said coldly: "No, you don't want to."
Yan Minheng doesn't like to eat cherry tomatoes, especially the one that Xia Xuanyang fed him, it's a little sour, which is very similar to his mood at the moment.
But this was in front of the camera, it was fed to him by Xia Xuanyang, he frowned and ate the cherry tomatoes.
Yan Minheng: "Yangyang, I still want to..."
Xia Xuanyang had sharp eyes and quick hands, and fed Yan Minheng another piece of cantaloupe.
After eating the cantaloupe, Yan Minheng found that there was already a piece of peach waiting for him.
Yan Minheng said decisively: "Yangyang, I know, I don't want to. Let me feed you instead!"
Only then was Xia Xuanyang satisfied, sitting next to Yan Minheng, eating the fruit fed by his wife.
After eating a plate of cut fruits, most of them went into Xia Xuanyang's stomach, Xia Xuanyang felt less hungry.
Yan Minheng took out a handkerchief: "Yangyang, come here, I'll wipe the juice off your mouth..."
Xia Xuanyang leaned over obediently.
Then Yan Minheng quickly pressed his arm and kissed him.
There was a very loud "chirp~".
Xia Xuanyang was a little embarrassed, but also a little sweet in his heart: "Brother Heng, is that what you said, wipe your mouth?"
Yan Minheng: "Well, it seems not very clean, let's do it again..."
"Chirp~cup~~"
Kissed his wife three times in a row. Although his wife didn't take the initiative, he won in terms of numbers.
Thinking of this, Yan Minheng took the superiority of a winner, and glanced at Zong Lei who was stunned beside him.
Zong Lei was shocked: ...I never expected that you are such a big brother Yan!
Where did Jiangcheng No. [-] middle school grass male god who was known as the flower of Gaoling go? !
After Zong Lei was shocked, he was also a little jealous. He looked at Shen Shaoguang: "Honey, I also want to..."
Shen Shaoguang had a premonition, and if the two big men continued to compete, he wouldn't be able to eat lunch at twelve o'clock.
Shen Shaoguang said expressionlessly: "I'm hungry, you go to cook, and I'll kiss you after eating."
Zong Lei's eyes lit up immediately: "Good wife, what do you want to eat today?"
Shen Shaoguang reported a few ingredients for the refrigerator, and then asked Xia Xuanyang: "Yangyang, what do you want to eat?"
Xia Xuanyang: "I can do anything, Brother Zong can do it as he sees."
After becoming familiar with each other, Xia Xuanyang no longer called Mr. Zong to Zong Lei any more.
Yan Minheng said, "Yangyang likes to eat fish, so let's be a Taoist fish."
Zong Lei: "Okay."
Zong Lei's cooking skills were practiced in order to catch up with Shen Shaoguang. He has been practicing for several years. He is not comparable to the chefs outside, but he is very good in home cooking.
Xia Xuanyang asked if he should help, but Zong Lei refused: "No, the kitchen is my world, you just wait and eat."
At this moment, there was another knock on the door of Villa No. [-].
The door was not locked, it was just concealed, Shen Shaoguang said "come in" and saw Xu Sisi coming in.
Duan Yingye followed behind her, seemingly holding something in his hand.
Xu Sisi said embarrassingly: "Brother Shen, Brother Yangyang, Mr. Zong, Mr. Yan, the food that our group got is only compressed biscuits, and we don't even know how to cook... So, can you come and join us... But don’t worry, we also have ingredients!”
Xia Xuanyang took a closer look, good guy, he called it good guy!
I saw Duan Yingye holding a killed old hen in his left hand and a big black fish in his right hand!
Duan Yingye, a young master and a popular star who doesn't touch Yang Chunshui with his hands, when did he come across this kind of sticky, slippery raw food?
But Xu Sisi said that if he didn't have the ability to "make" enough ingredients for the two of them to eat a meal, he didn't deserve to be called a man at all.
This chicken and fish must be grasped firmly, it is a symbol of him being a "man"!
Shen Shaoguang was so startled that he could hardly speak: "Where did this come from?"
Facing the shocked eyes of the four people in the upper room, Duan Yingye felt both ashamed and inexplicably proud. He puffed up his chest and said, "I snatched it from Villa No. [-]!"
Xu Sisi also looked proud: "I gave the idea! I even helped cut off the queen! This is called stealing from the rich and helping the poor!"
Relying on his good skills, Duan Yingye went to Villa No. [-] where the host and director were staying. While they were preparing to cook, he grabbed an ingredient with each hand and ran away.
Gude was so angry that he ran after them for dozens of meters, yelling, "Bandits! Bandits!"
Xia Xuanyang silently gave Duan Yingye and Xu Sisi a thumbs up.
Give you a thumbs up!
Successfully turned the painting style of love variety shows sweetly sprinkled with dog food into a sand sculpture.
With a bitter face, Zong Lei went into the kitchen to process the ingredients. It was not easy to cook meals for six people by himself. He was embarrassed to use Xia Xuanyang and Xu Sisi, two delicate mermaids, to pull Duan Yingye into a strong man.
Duan Yingye was peeling the potatoes with a look of lovelessness on his face.
This is completely different from what he imagined, where he is glamorous, shows off the audience, KOs Yan Xiulang, and makes other people's wives fall for him.
Zong Lei: "Hey young man, take it easy, you're going to cut the meat off the potatoes, you're just clumsy, and you still want to catch up with your wife? You're going to be a bachelor for the rest of your life!"
Having broken up in love eighteen times, each time Duan Yingye was dumped within less than three months of being in love.
Stop scolding, stop scolding!I'm learning, I'm learning!
What made Duan Yingye even more indignant was that he was peeling potatoes here, while his blind date and partner, Miss Xu Sisi, was in the living room, trying to poach someone else's wife.
in the living room.
Xu Sisi looked shy: "Brother Yangyang, can you sign me? But this time I didn't know that you would also be on a variety show, so I didn't bring your photo."
Xia Xuanyang has always been very kind and gentle towards fans, he smiled lightly and said: "It's okay, the autographed photo can be added next time, anyway, we don't just record one episode."
Xu Sisi nodded fiercely: "That's right, so, Brother Yangyang, you should sign one for my palm this time!"
Saying that, the little girl stretched out her fair and beautiful little hand to Xia Xuanyang, and handed Xia Xuanyang a pen.
Xia Xuanyang was immediately embarrassed.
Signing the palm of the hand... This doesn't seem to be appropriate.
Yan Minheng said in a slightly cold tone: "Miss Xu's family's main business is Ruyi Hotel Chain, right? Is your life so satisfying that you want to change it?"
Xu Sisi felt as if she was being targeted by some extremely dangerous beast, and she was afraid that Yan Minheng's next sentence would be "It's hot, let the Xu family go bankrupt!"
Xu Sisi, who had a strong desire to survive, immediately changed his words: "Ha, haha, Brother Yangyang, I am just kidding, I brought a note pad, just sign it for me."
Hey, her No. 30 eighth husband already belongs to someone else, the kind she can't afford.
Xia Xuanyang breathed a sigh of relief, and signed To on Xu Sisi's notepad:
[I wish Ms. Xu Sisi a happy life, happy every day, and forever eighteen!
——Xia Xuanyang. 】
Xia Xuanyang's handwriting was very beautiful, and when Xu Sisi saw the blessing, he immediately felt that he was doing well again.
Xu Sisi hugged her signature with an excited expression on her face: "Wow, I'm going to change, from a wife fan to a mother fan! You also have to be a good duck! Yang cub can fly with confidence, the sunflower will always be with you!"
Yan Minheng said angrily: "You talk too much, beep beep again, and you will be expelled from your fan membership."
Xu Sisi quickly made a gesture of zipping her mouth.
Xia Xuanyang: "Brother Heng, do you still know Fanji?"
Yan Minheng: "Well... When I was bored, I casually flipped through your super chat."
Xia Xuanyang was a little cute by Yan Minheng's jealous look, he whispered: "Ah, my wife is so cute."
Yan Minheng chuckled: "What did you call me, call me again?"
Xia Xuanyang remembered Yan Minheng's advice to save him face outside, and as soon as his mouth became bald, he shouted: "Old...husband."
The author has something to say: Wow!The big fat chapter is here!
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It's past ten o'clock in the morning.
Xia Xuanyang struggled for a while, and decided to pack his luggage later, and think about how to solve lunch first.
Yan Minheng knows how to cook, and he cooks excellent Western food. He can cook Chinese food in a decent way according to the recipe... But that's when he is at home and doesn't need to pretend to be lame.
Xia Xuanyang can only cook the simplest noodles, and the ones that don't know how to heat well, don't know how to cook at all!
Xia Xuanyang thought for a while, and said to Yan Minheng: "Brother Heng, why don't we go to Brother Shaoguang's for a visit and have a meal? You can bring the ingredients."
Yan Minheng: "Well, yes."
Now is not the time to be jealous, no matter what you say, you can't make your little mermaid hungry.
Xia Xuanyang was immediately happy, found a plastic bag, stuffed most of the ingredients in the refrigerator into the bag, and then went out with Yan Minheng, planning to go to the No. [-] villa next door.
As soon as the two went out, they found that Yan Xiulang was arguing with the chief director Shen Mao in front of the three-story building where the host and the program crew team were located not far away, that is, Villa No. 6.
Yan Xiulang's voice was a bit loud, even though it was a distance away, Xia Xuanyang could hear it.
Hehe, this controversy is still related to him.
Yan Xiulang: "Xia Xuanyang is not a mermaid, how could he be on "Mermaid Love Season"?"
"Mermaid Love Season" clearly stipulates that one of the couples must be a mermaid.
And Yan Minheng has never detected the mermaid gene since he was a child, so it is naturally impossible to be a mermaid.
Xia Jiayan followed behind Yan Xiulang, and also said: "Even if Xia Xuanyang had a differentiation rate of 88% before, it is confirmed that the former quasi-mermaid who cannot be differentiated should not be regarded as a mermaid."
It was the intermission time, and the cameras of the program crew seemed to be turned off, so Xia Jiayan dared to speak.
Just seeing Yan Minheng and Xia Xuanyang in the program group before, Yan Xiulang was too shocked, his mind was foggy, and he couldn't remember this incident.
Xia Jiayan thought of this question immediately, because his identity as a mermaid was the only advantage he thought he could crush Xia Xuanyang.
But he didn't dare to question in front of the camera, as this would definitely offend Yan Minheng who was behind Xia Xuanyang.
The No. [-] villa where Duan Yingye and Xu Sisi lived was close, and when they heard the sound of arguing outside, they also came out and stood at the door to watch the excitement.
When they came out, they happened to hear the chubby director Shen Mao's slow explanation: "The guests invited by our program group are naturally in full compliance with the regulations. Cases beyond re-differentiation are rare, and it is not impossible."
He didn't explicitly say that Xia Xuanyang has now become a mermaid, but anyone with a brain can understand it.
Xu Sisi was very surprised and turned to look at Xia Xuanyang's... legs, as if to see if Xia Xuanyang's legs would suddenly turn into fish tails.
Xu Sisi hurriedly asked: "Yangyang, you, your ice-blue fishtail in the audition video, is it true?"
God, is there really such a beautiful fish tail in this world? !
She thought it was man-made before, but the fishtail paired with Xia Xuanyang's face is really amazing!
After five years of chasing stars, Xu Sisi, a fan circle girl who claims to have seen countless extremely beautiful women, has not been able to control her fall. Xia Xuanyang has become her new favorite wall.
It's just that she never expected that she could see her idol on this show, and also saw Xia Xuanyang's kind and easy-going personality in private, and even learned that such a public announcement would cause Weibo to collapse. news!
——Xia Xuanyang has differentiated into a mermaid over the age!His dreamlike fishtail is actually real!
Hearing Xu Sisi's question, Yan Xiulang and Xia Jiayan turned their heads together, only to find that Xia Xuanyang and Yan Minheng were about ten meters behind them.
Yan Xiulang's face was full of shock and embarrassment.
He didn't expect that the scene where he questioned Xia Xuanyang's identity would happen to be bumped into by him.
Xia Jiayan was in shock, more flustered and unbelievable.
He also stared at Xia Xuanyang's legs, wishing to see a hole.
How could Xia Xuanyang suddenly differentiate into a mermaid over age?
Xia Jiayan had also watched his audition video. Even if he was on the same stage with Shen Shaoguang, a popular celebrity who had won the best actor trophy, Xia Xuanyang's momentum was not crushed at all, but occupied a dominant position.
It can be said that Xia Jiayan's acting skills surpassed Xia Jiayan's by a dozen blocks.
At that time, Xia Jiayan could only keep picking on some flaws in Xia Xuanyang's dance performance in the water, and Xia Xuanyang's fish tail was fake, which was incomparable with the mermaid himself, so he used these two points to comfort himself.
But Xia Jiayan also knew that there would not be a lot of preparation time for the audition, and some small mistakes in the underwater dance during the audition could be avoided by practicing a few more times.
What he has always been most proud of is his status as a rare A-level mermaid.
He also knows very well that even if he has an ordinary family background, even if he does nothing, he can still marry a rich man with his status as an A-level mermaid and achieve class leapfrogging.
However, an A-level mermaid who is ostentatious, and an A-level mermaid who is very capable and hardworking, the range of mate selection is definitely different, and the status in the partner's heart is also different.
Compared with those ordinary rich old men who only regard A-level mermaids as showing off their capital, Yan Xiulang, who has excellent ability and comes from the top wealthy Yan family, is the best choice that Xia Jiayan can come into contact with.
Xia Jiayan did attract Yan Xiulang's attention with her A-level mermaid identity and unremitting efforts, and later became Yan Xiulang's boyfriend because of her one-night stand after drinking.
Yan Xiulang was the man Xia Xuanyang once liked and couldn't ask for, Xia Jiayan couldn't say how happy he was.
Unexpectedly, Xia Xuanyang turned around and found someone who completely crushed Yan Xiulang in terms of personal ability and identity——Yan Minheng, and the two of them got their certificates more than a month ago.
Mrs. Yan's status is many times higher than that of Xia Jiayan, the boyfriend of the second youngest of the Yan family.
Xia Jiayan never expected that her only advantage now... no longer exists.
He could feel that Yan Xiulang's eyes were also staring at Xia Xuanyang.
Did Yan Xiulang regret it?
Yan Xiulang once looked down on Xia Xuanyang, firstly because Xia Xuanyang was not good enough in singing and dancing, and more importantly, because he wanted to find a mermaid who could give him children, but Xia Xuanyang was not.
Today, the situation is completely different.
Xia Xuanyang not only surpassed Xia Jiayan in singing and dancing on the stage of "Everything Comes", but also showed amazing talent in filming. Now, she has an additional layer of mermaid identity!
Or when it was mistaken for an "artificial fishtail", the super-beautiful fishtail that has been searched for by virtue of its beauty...
Xia Jiayan was flustered.
Yan Xiulang was upset.
Yan Xiulang clenched his fists tightly, his eyes were about to burst into flames.
If he had known that Xia Xuanyang could transform into mermaids, he would never have agreed to his mother's bad idea of giving Xia Xuanyang to Yan Minheng as a "Chongxi husband's wife".
Xia Jiayan asked in a trembling voice, "Xuanyang, you, are you really a mermaid?"
In fact, Yan Xiulang also wanted to ask, but he saw Yan Minheng's cold eyes in the wheelchair, and knew that he was a "brother-in-law" and he was not suitable to ask this question.
What does it matter to him whether his sister-in-law is a mermaid?
Xia Xuanyang took the time to appreciate the changes in the expressions of Yan Xiulang and Xia Jiayan, and then smiled and said: "Well, I accidentally split into a mermaid more than ten days ago. Due to the confidentiality requirements of the crew, I haven't announced it to the public yet. But this time to appear in "Mermaid Love Season", I have the crew's permission."
Ever since Xia Xuanyang's mermaid stills were posted on the Internet, maliciously leading the topic, as long as someone wants to dig deep, he can't hide his identity as a mermaid for long.
Now that Xia Xuanyang and Yan Minheng have just announced their relationship, it is the most topical time, Xia Xuanyang's previous audition video for the role of "Meng Xiyu" has also been released, it is the best time to announce Xia Xuanyang's identity as a mermaid. "The True Young Master's Counterattack" has brought a lot of discussion, Director Chen will naturally not disagree.
Xia Jiayan forced a smile on his face, and said insincerely: "Congratulations, Auntie Dou must be very happy to know that you can be transformed into a mermaid, right? I didn't hear anything from Auntie Dou about your marriage to Boss Yan." However, I only found out after reading Weibo hot searches."
If he had known earlier that Xia Xuanyang and Yan Minheng were married and split into mermaids, he wouldn't be in an awkward and passive position like today.
Xia Xuanyang froze for a moment before realizing that the Aunt Dou that Xia Jiayan was talking about was his mother in this life, Dou Youlan.
Seeing Xia Xuanyang's silence, Yan Minheng said lightly, "This is Yangyang's personal matter, so there's no need to tell you, an outsider."
Xia Jiayan, who was Yan Xiulang's boyfriend but was said to be an "outsider", suddenly became very ugly.
However, he couldn't say anything to Yan Minheng yet.
Xia Jiayan bit her lip and looked at Yan Xiulang pitifully, hoping that Yan Xiulang could say something to save his face a little.
Yan Xiulang just frowned and looked away.
Not only did he not intend to defend Xia Jiayan, but he seemed to complain that Xia Jia talked too much.
Xia Xuanyang glanced at these two people, not interested in continuing nonsense with them, pushed Yan Minheng's wheelchair, and turned to go to Villa No. [-] where Shen Shaoguang was.
He really forgot to tell his parents in this life about his differentiation into a mermaid.
It can also be said that he has been deliberately avoiding him all the time, not daring to contact his parents with this identity, for fear that they will find out that he is a fake.
In fact, ever since his parents asked Yuanshen to marry a man he didn't like for the sake of the company's capital turnover, the relationship between Yuanshen and his parents had dropped to a freezing point. Parents have been contacted.
They occasionally called, but what they got was sarcastic remarks from the original body, and they would hang up the phone soon.
Therefore, even if I accidentally split into a mermaid now, it is normal not to actively contact them.
But after all, they are the blood relatives of this body, and it is impossible for them to stop contacting after that.
Xia Xuanyang thought, after the show, he will find a chance to go back and meet his parents in this life.
In front of Villa No. [-], Xu Sisi saw Xia Xuanyang was gone, and wanted to follow up, and have a few more words with Aidou. It would be even better if she could ask for a signed photo in mermaid form!
However, she had just taken two steps when she found that her dumb hair was grabbed by a man.
Xu Sisi, whose height was only a little short of 160cm, petite and cute, suddenly became irritable: "Duan! Ying! Ye! You are dead! Dare to touch Miss Ben's hair!"
Duan Yingye didn't take it seriously, let go of Xu Sisi's hair, and poked her on the head instead: "You two, go to a friend's house, why are you following? Don't forget, I am yours partner."
Xu Sisi jumped on the spot and punched Duan Yingye in the jaw.
Because the little girl's move was too sudden, and she was very quick and precise, Duan Yingye was hit hard.
Duan Yingye cried out in pain, quickly covered his chin, and took a few steps back.
The little girl didn't have much strength, so the pain wasn't too painful.
How to say that sentence, it is not very lethal, but extremely insulting.
Duan Yingye clutched his chin, let out a "hiss", and said in disbelief, "Xu Sisi, are you crazy? Do you know that we are recording a program? Even if there are no photographers around, there are several cameras installed at the door." of."
Xu Sisi rolled her eyes: "So what? I'm not an artist, and my family still has dozens of hotel chains to inherit. As I said earlier, it's fine to accompany you to the show, but you're not allowed to touch me without my permission." [-]. Roots, head, and hair! This time it is considered light, and there will be another time, hehe~"
Xu Sisi took out her pocket knife at some point in her hand, and played with it one by one.
Duan Yingye couldn't help but think of what this crazy girl said before, if he dared to bully her, she would castrate him!
Before, Duan Yingye thought she was just talking casually, but now...
Duan Yingye hurriedly took a few steps back: "Little ancestor, I was wrong, I promise I will never touch a single hair of yours in the future!"
Xu Sisi: "Hmph, you're sensible. A man like you who doesn't abide by masculinity, if my dad didn't force me to go on a blind date with you, I wouldn't even bother to look at you. Be honest and don't hinder me from chasing me on the spot. No.30 eighth husband, Yang Yangzi."
Duan Yingye was shocked: "What, your third, 38th husband? Damn! Wait, no, Xia Xuanyang has a husband!"
Xu Sisi: "As long as you swing the hoe well, there's no corner you won't be able to dig! How do you know if you don't try?"
Duan Yingye admired Xu Sisi a little bit, "But... your rival in love is Yan Minheng."
Xu Sisi was very appreciative: "It's really hard to pry, and there are still No. 30 nine husbands waiting for me to dote on."
Duan Yingye: ...
After confirming the eyes, this is a woman he can't compare to.
Farewell, excuse me.
Think of Duan Yingye, who has been in love since he was in kindergarten, has been in love for 20 years, and has had [-] girlfriends. Every time he is very serious about getting married, but he is always dumped in the end!
... Cough, regardless of the result, at least at the beginning, with his good face and sweet talk, he was very popular among women.
It was the first time for Duan Yingye to meet a hard-core woman like Xu Sisi!
Yan Xiulang and Xia Jiayan questioned the director about Xia Xuanyang only after making sure that the cameras in the hands of the photographers were turned off, and their words were not very polite.
Now I heard Duan Yingye and Xu Sisi arguing, and I looked at the gates of several villas. No, there are many cameras installed in the hidden places, and there are still faint red dots on, which means that they are working.
Yan Xiulang's face was ugly, and he asked the director Shen Mao: "Director Shen, can you cut off the episode just now?"
Shen Mao laughed and said: "Guests who enter the program group sign a contract, and the material recorded by the program group may be edited into the feature film or sideshow unless it involves special circumstances such as illegal crimes or infringement of the guests' personal privacy. .”
That's what it means to be non-negotiable.
Xia Jiayan immediately regretted that what he had just asked the director not only did not conform to his usual gentle, strong and understanding personality, but when he first found out that Xia Xuanyang was a mermaid, he seemed to have completely lost expression control on his face.
He managed to rely on Yan Xiulang to obtain such a good resource for a love reality show, but he performed so poorly.
When the show is broadcast, I don't know if it will attract more fans or lose more fans?
On the other side, in the living room of No. [-] villa with an antique Chinese style, Xia Xuanyang and Yan Minheng finally successfully met Shen Shaoguang and Zong Lei.
Their refrigerator was full of food, Zong Lei washed two large plates of fruit and placed them in front of Shen Shaoguang.
One of the plates was cut, Zong Lei forked it with a small fork, and fed it to Shen Shaoguang.
Shen Shaoguang, who was sitting on the sofa leaning against the soft cushion, took a bite of the watermelon that was fed to his mouth, and said disgustedly: "This piece is not too sweet."
Zong Lei immediately put the watermelon into his mouth and ate it, and changed Shen Shaoguang to a watermelon with a redder flesh.
Xia Xuanyang and Yan Minheng looked at each other, and felt that they were like two living light bulbs here.
But for the sake of not being hungry for his little mermaid, Yan Minheng made up his mind to eat until the end.
After Shen Shaoguang ate a few pieces, he lost his appetite. He pushed away the greasy and crooked Zong Lei: "You go wash two more plates of fruit and treat Brother Yan and Yang Yang."
Zong Lei let out an "eh", turned around and walked towards the kitchen, willing to be ordered.
After walking a few steps, he still didn't forget to turn his head and tell Shen Shaoguang: "Xiaoguang, eat a few more yuan, don't starve the baby in your belly."
Shen Shaoguang replied: "Understood, you are so annoying."
Shen Shaoguang said to Xia Xuanyang and Yan Minheng: "I'm sorry, I made you laugh."
Xia Xuanyang: "What's the matter? Seeing Brother Shaoguang, you and Mr. Zong have such a good relationship, I'm too envious."
Yan Minheng was thoughtful: "Envy? Does Yangyang want to be fed too?"
Xia Xuanyang: "...No, brother Heng, I want to feed you."
Yan Minheng really likes to see the satisfied expression of the young boy when eating, if he can feed it himself, his happiness will be doubled.
Yan Minheng thought for a while and said, "Then, shall we feed each other?"
Xia Xuanyang thought about the scene, a little looking forward to it, but also a little embarrassed: "... Ah, it might not be too good."
Shen Shaoguang smiled and said: "What's wrong, don't you see that Ah Lei and I are the same? It's just the two of us who are tired, I'm afraid you will feel uncomfortable!"
So, when Zong Lei brought out two large plates of fruit again, Xia Xuanyang and Yan Minheng also started feeding each other.
Moreover, the two of them are more crooked than the old couple Shen Shaoguang.
Xia Xuanyang took a bite of the cherry that Yan Minheng sent to his mouth, "Ah, this cherry is so sweet, Brother Heng, you can eat it too."
He grabbed Yan Minheng's hand and sent the half cherry towards Yan Minheng's mouth.
Yan Minheng also ate obediently and cooperatively, his eyes stayed on the boy's lips that were still stained with cherry juice, his Adam's apple moved slightly: "Well, it's very sweet, but not as sweet as a penis."
Xia Xuanyang, who was suddenly called Yang Zai by Yan Minheng in front of the camera, suddenly had reddened ears. He remembered that the last time he went back to the Yan family's main house, he forgot to ask his grandfather what Yan Minheng's nickname was when he was a child.
But it's okay, just ask again next time.
Shen Shaoguang and Zong Lei looked at each other, Zong Lei said enviously and wronged: "Honey, you didn't take the initiative to feed me."
Shen Shaoguang felt bad, so he also picked up a cherry and stuffed it to Zong Lei: "Eat!"
Zong Lei was still not satisfied: "Honey, you have to take a bite first, and then feed me, it will be sweeter."
Shen Shaoguang thought to himself, you are deliberately trying to embarrass me, Fat Tiger.
However, this is my dear husband, I chose it myself, what can I do?All I can do is satisfy his damn comparison!
Shen Shaoguang took a deep breath, and swallowed the cherry in one gulp. Zong Lei's eyes widened, and he was wronged again: "Honey, you should leave half of it for me..."
But before he finished speaking, Shen Shaoguang leaned over, cupped Zong Lei's face with both hands, kissed it hard, and put the unswallowed cherry meat into Zong Lei's mouth.
A few seconds later, Shen Shaoguang sat back in his seat and asked Zong Lei, "Honey, are you satisfied with how I feed you?"
Zong Lei shyly said: "Full, satisfied...that is, I seem to have accidentally swallowed the fruit core..."
Shen Shaoguang: ...
He was angry and funny, picked up the pillow beside him, and threw it at Zong Lei: "You idiot!"
Shen Shaoguang and Zong Lei are in front of the camera!In front of outsiders, kissed!
Yan Minheng was very envious, and frantically hinted at Xia Xuanyang: "Yangyang, I also want to..."
Xia Xuanyang's ears were getting hot, he picked up a cherry tomato, stuffed it into Yan Minheng's mouth, and said coldly: "No, you don't want to."
Yan Minheng doesn't like to eat cherry tomatoes, especially the one that Xia Xuanyang fed him, it's a little sour, which is very similar to his mood at the moment.
But this was in front of the camera, it was fed to him by Xia Xuanyang, he frowned and ate the cherry tomatoes.
Yan Minheng: "Yangyang, I still want to..."
Xia Xuanyang had sharp eyes and quick hands, and fed Yan Minheng another piece of cantaloupe.
After eating the cantaloupe, Yan Minheng found that there was already a piece of peach waiting for him.
Yan Minheng said decisively: "Yangyang, I know, I don't want to. Let me feed you instead!"
Only then was Xia Xuanyang satisfied, sitting next to Yan Minheng, eating the fruit fed by his wife.
After eating a plate of cut fruits, most of them went into Xia Xuanyang's stomach, Xia Xuanyang felt less hungry.
Yan Minheng took out a handkerchief: "Yangyang, come here, I'll wipe the juice off your mouth..."
Xia Xuanyang leaned over obediently.
Then Yan Minheng quickly pressed his arm and kissed him.
There was a very loud "chirp~".
Xia Xuanyang was a little embarrassed, but also a little sweet in his heart: "Brother Heng, is that what you said, wipe your mouth?"
Yan Minheng: "Well, it seems not very clean, let's do it again..."
"Chirp~cup~~"
Kissed his wife three times in a row. Although his wife didn't take the initiative, he won in terms of numbers.
Thinking of this, Yan Minheng took the superiority of a winner, and glanced at Zong Lei who was stunned beside him.
Zong Lei was shocked: ...I never expected that you are such a big brother Yan!
Where did Jiangcheng No. [-] middle school grass male god who was known as the flower of Gaoling go? !
After Zong Lei was shocked, he was also a little jealous. He looked at Shen Shaoguang: "Honey, I also want to..."
Shen Shaoguang had a premonition, and if the two big men continued to compete, he wouldn't be able to eat lunch at twelve o'clock.
Shen Shaoguang said expressionlessly: "I'm hungry, you go to cook, and I'll kiss you after eating."
Zong Lei's eyes lit up immediately: "Good wife, what do you want to eat today?"
Shen Shaoguang reported a few ingredients for the refrigerator, and then asked Xia Xuanyang: "Yangyang, what do you want to eat?"
Xia Xuanyang: "I can do anything, Brother Zong can do it as he sees."
After becoming familiar with each other, Xia Xuanyang no longer called Mr. Zong to Zong Lei any more.
Yan Minheng said, "Yangyang likes to eat fish, so let's be a Taoist fish."
Zong Lei: "Okay."
Zong Lei's cooking skills were practiced in order to catch up with Shen Shaoguang. He has been practicing for several years. He is not comparable to the chefs outside, but he is very good in home cooking.
Xia Xuanyang asked if he should help, but Zong Lei refused: "No, the kitchen is my world, you just wait and eat."
At this moment, there was another knock on the door of Villa No. [-].
The door was not locked, it was just concealed, Shen Shaoguang said "come in" and saw Xu Sisi coming in.
Duan Yingye followed behind her, seemingly holding something in his hand.
Xu Sisi said embarrassingly: "Brother Shen, Brother Yangyang, Mr. Zong, Mr. Yan, the food that our group got is only compressed biscuits, and we don't even know how to cook... So, can you come and join us... But don’t worry, we also have ingredients!”
Xia Xuanyang took a closer look, good guy, he called it good guy!
I saw Duan Yingye holding a killed old hen in his left hand and a big black fish in his right hand!
Duan Yingye, a young master and a popular star who doesn't touch Yang Chunshui with his hands, when did he come across this kind of sticky, slippery raw food?
But Xu Sisi said that if he didn't have the ability to "make" enough ingredients for the two of them to eat a meal, he didn't deserve to be called a man at all.
This chicken and fish must be grasped firmly, it is a symbol of him being a "man"!
Shen Shaoguang was so startled that he could hardly speak: "Where did this come from?"
Facing the shocked eyes of the four people in the upper room, Duan Yingye felt both ashamed and inexplicably proud. He puffed up his chest and said, "I snatched it from Villa No. [-]!"
Xu Sisi also looked proud: "I gave the idea! I even helped cut off the queen! This is called stealing from the rich and helping the poor!"
Relying on his good skills, Duan Yingye went to Villa No. [-] where the host and director were staying. While they were preparing to cook, he grabbed an ingredient with each hand and ran away.
Gude was so angry that he ran after them for dozens of meters, yelling, "Bandits! Bandits!"
Xia Xuanyang silently gave Duan Yingye and Xu Sisi a thumbs up.
Give you a thumbs up!
Successfully turned the painting style of love variety shows sweetly sprinkled with dog food into a sand sculpture.
With a bitter face, Zong Lei went into the kitchen to process the ingredients. It was not easy to cook meals for six people by himself. He was embarrassed to use Xia Xuanyang and Xu Sisi, two delicate mermaids, to pull Duan Yingye into a strong man.
Duan Yingye was peeling the potatoes with a look of lovelessness on his face.
This is completely different from what he imagined, where he is glamorous, shows off the audience, KOs Yan Xiulang, and makes other people's wives fall for him.
Zong Lei: "Hey young man, take it easy, you're going to cut the meat off the potatoes, you're just clumsy, and you still want to catch up with your wife? You're going to be a bachelor for the rest of your life!"
Having broken up in love eighteen times, each time Duan Yingye was dumped within less than three months of being in love.
Stop scolding, stop scolding!I'm learning, I'm learning!
What made Duan Yingye even more indignant was that he was peeling potatoes here, while his blind date and partner, Miss Xu Sisi, was in the living room, trying to poach someone else's wife.
in the living room.
Xu Sisi looked shy: "Brother Yangyang, can you sign me? But this time I didn't know that you would also be on a variety show, so I didn't bring your photo."
Xia Xuanyang has always been very kind and gentle towards fans, he smiled lightly and said: "It's okay, the autographed photo can be added next time, anyway, we don't just record one episode."
Xu Sisi nodded fiercely: "That's right, so, Brother Yangyang, you should sign one for my palm this time!"
Saying that, the little girl stretched out her fair and beautiful little hand to Xia Xuanyang, and handed Xia Xuanyang a pen.
Xia Xuanyang was immediately embarrassed.
Signing the palm of the hand... This doesn't seem to be appropriate.
Yan Minheng said in a slightly cold tone: "Miss Xu's family's main business is Ruyi Hotel Chain, right? Is your life so satisfying that you want to change it?"
Xu Sisi felt as if she was being targeted by some extremely dangerous beast, and she was afraid that Yan Minheng's next sentence would be "It's hot, let the Xu family go bankrupt!"
Xu Sisi, who had a strong desire to survive, immediately changed his words: "Ha, haha, Brother Yangyang, I am just kidding, I brought a note pad, just sign it for me."
Hey, her No. 30 eighth husband already belongs to someone else, the kind she can't afford.
Xia Xuanyang breathed a sigh of relief, and signed To on Xu Sisi's notepad:
[I wish Ms. Xu Sisi a happy life, happy every day, and forever eighteen!
——Xia Xuanyang. 】
Xia Xuanyang's handwriting was very beautiful, and when Xu Sisi saw the blessing, he immediately felt that he was doing well again.
Xu Sisi hugged her signature with an excited expression on her face: "Wow, I'm going to change, from a wife fan to a mother fan! You also have to be a good duck! Yang cub can fly with confidence, the sunflower will always be with you!"
Yan Minheng said angrily: "You talk too much, beep beep again, and you will be expelled from your fan membership."
Xu Sisi quickly made a gesture of zipping her mouth.
Xia Xuanyang: "Brother Heng, do you still know Fanji?"
Yan Minheng: "Well... When I was bored, I casually flipped through your super chat."
Xia Xuanyang was a little cute by Yan Minheng's jealous look, he whispered: "Ah, my wife is so cute."
Yan Minheng chuckled: "What did you call me, call me again?"
Xia Xuanyang remembered Yan Minheng's advice to save him face outside, and as soon as his mouth became bald, he shouted: "Old...husband."
The author has something to say: Wow!The big fat chapter is here!
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Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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