Don't Pretend to be Poor with Me

Body temperature was measured, 36.5°C.

The doctor glanced at him: "Isn't this normal?"

Song Yan's expression was as calm as an academic seminar: "But my heartbeat did suddenly speed up just now, and there was an abnormal phenomenon of pausing for a beat in the middle, so could it be an irregular heartbeat?"

The doctor looked at the electrocardiogram again: "Your heart is as strong as a cow."

"But……"

"Okay, little classmate, don't think too much. You are very healthy now. After sleeping for a long time, you suddenly get up or feel agitated. It is normal for your heart to beat fast. Don't scare yourself. You can go to the hospital after a rest. .”

After the doctor finished speaking, he leaned over to comfort the crying child in the next bed because he was afraid of the injection. It seemed that he really thought that there was nothing wrong with him.

Song Yan: "..."

But his heart was beating abnormally just now.

Then assuming that what the doctor said is correct, if he clearly did not get up suddenly, there is only the possibility of being emotional.

And I got emotional after Xia Zhiye said that he held his hand and kept calling him Brother Ye.

That is to say...

His sudden rapid heartbeat was angered by Xia Zhiye.

After all, just thinking about that scene made him want to commit suicide in shame, and hearing these words meant that Xia Zhiye was messing around again, so he blamed Xia Zhiye, a big idiot.

After reaching this conclusion, Song Yan kicked away a certain idiot beside the bed: "Get up, stay away from me."

After speaking, he turned around wrapped in a quilt, leaving Xia Zhiye with a cold and heartless back of his head.

Xia Zhiye who was caught off guard by being kicked: "?"

What's wrong with this?

Didn't you just blush because you were touched by yourself just now, and your heart beat fast?

Could it be...

Did Song Yan realize that the rapid heartbeat just now was not due to physical reasons, but because of his heartbeat?

It must be, look at this little red ear.

But when the heart moves, the heart moves, why are you ashamed, and you still pretend to be so cold, it's really honest.

It seems that in the future, he can only take the initiative by himself, who made his future boyfriend be a little tsundere.

So in the ward, a handsome high school student had a happy and strange smile on his face after being kicked inexplicably.

And another high school student with a completely normal body temperature felt so hot wrapped in a thick quilt. In a physical sense, his ears and palms were sweaty and hot, so which idiot wrapped him in a cashmere coat this day.

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The two male high school students were discharged from the hospital in such an atmosphere where they were clearly not on the same channel but had a strange tacit understanding.

Xia Zhiye originally wanted to bring Song Yan back to Zaijiu Lane for a two-day stay, but

Song Yan didn't want to cause trouble for Grandma Liu, and didn't bring a change of clothes, so she went straight back to the dormitory.

After taking a shower, the stuffy sticky layer on the skin due to heat and sweat faded away, and the whole person felt much more refreshed. However, when the dirty clothes he changed were thrown into the basin, Song Yan felt that he wanted to lie down again. Went back to the hospital.

He stood by the sink and stared numbly at the clothes in the basin, and the clothes in the basin looked at him pitifully while lying in the water.

After staring at each other for three seconds, Song Yan pulled off a piece of waste bed sheet expressionlessly, covered the basin, pretending that as long as he couldn't see it, the basin of dirty clothes would not exist, then turned expressionlessly and went to bed.

His expression was noble and glamorous throughout the whole process, with a look of indifference, and it was impossible to tell from his expression what childish thing he had done.

However, Xia Zhiye was lying on the upper bunk, and when he lowered his eyes, he could clearly see the whole process of avoiding the laundry scene.

No fear, no fear, Song Yan, the number one student in Nanwu No. [-] Middle School, is actually so afraid of washing clothes?

But it's okay, his mother said, as long as one of the family can do housework, the other is responsible for being beautiful and acting like a baby.

Song hates acting like a baby.

cute.

Xia Zhiye lowered his head in satisfaction, and continued to browse the mysterious and omnipotent orange software in the phone.

After looking around for a long time, I finally saw a satisfactory one.

Click on customer service and send the link: [Do you want to install the package?]

Taobao customer service quickly replied: [Hello, dear, yes, the one you fancy is our best-selling fully automatic household single-person washing machine with drying and sterilization and mite removal. The original price is 6899, and now we can do it Event, 5520% off, [-] can be won, our store package free delivery and installation, dear]

Xia Zhiye has been picking it for so long, and this is the only one that he is satisfied with in every way.

Because the balcony of the dormitory only needs to be this big, the dormitory manager’s aunt agreed to install a washing machine the size of a single person. It was already the result of his selling his appearance and flattering him all afternoon, and it was impossible to buy a bigger one.

However, the single-person washing machine is generally not complete in functions and cannot match the noble living habits of Mr. Song. Small and complete ones are often more expensive, so it is not easy to find such a one that is suitable in all aspects.

It's just that Xia Zhiye's entire net worth now is 5023 yuan and 8 cents, even if the other party offers free shipping, it is still five hundred short.

Xia Zhiye asked: [Are there any other discounts?]

Customer service: [Kiss, this is already our lowest discount, and we guarantee the lowest price on the whole network, so the price can’t be any cheaper, but since you are a new customer, we can give you some newest gifts]

Xia Zhiye copied the model, and after a search, it was really the lowest price on the Internet.

He himself is not a picky person, but he always felt that the things he bought for Song Yan couldn't be just improvised, so he thought about it and asked: [When will the event end]

Customer service: [As of tomorrow at [-]:[-] noon, kiss]

That's not too late.

Xia Zhiye quit Taobao, click on [Outlaw Land]

[No. 22 handsome man in the world]: Ten years of study in the cold window, once a golden list, there are only [-] days left before the mid-term entrance exam, if you don’t sprint now, when will you wait, today you buy the materials one day later than others, tomorrow You will be ruthlessly left behind, and I am willing to accompany you through every lonely and fearless sprint before the exam in your high school career, so does anyone know about the discount promotion on the last day?

[Unable to get the name 1]: Shuaishen, it’s gone, it’s really gone, there are only so many people in this group, and you’ve drained them all

[Unable to get the name 2]: Yes, the poor students are not interested at all, and the excellent students have gone to buy the Like God's Ascension Book, and the rest of us who are not in the middle of the world are not left.

[Unable to get the name 3]: Maybe you can try to seize the top student market with Like God

[Like]:?

[Unable to get the name 3]: ...Sorry to bother you, I'm leaving, please call slowly.

At the Shura scene, everyone was waiting to watch the turmoil that the two giant learning giants in the Xiacheng District of Nanwu City were about to set off in order to seize the market.

Then I saw the avatar of the Shamat Burial Love family posting an emoji of a little yellow chicken.

[The most handsome man in the world]: Like god, do you want to buy study materials?Give you [-]% off [shame/]

[Unable to get name 3]:?

[Unable to get name 1]:?

[Unable to get name 2]:?

[Unable to get the name 3]: Shuaishen may be crazy.

[Unable to get the name 2]: I seem to have seen the grandfather of KFC walk into McDonald's and ask the chef if he wants to buy the colonel's chicken nuggets.

[Unable to get name 1]: In short, find a dozen

Everyone is extremely looking forward to a beautiful counterattack from the sudden emergence of business upstarts in the field of learning materials.

Then I saw a short word from the blank profile picture: [buy]

[Unable to get name 1]:?

[Unable to get name 2]:?

[Unable to get name 3]:?

[The World's Number One Handsome Competitor]: I poked you privately, let's compare my heart.

[Unable to get names 1, 2, 3]: ...

What about the business war?

How did the world suddenly become full of love?

Could it be that the world of Xueba is so fresh and refined and doesn't care about fame and fortune?

There was a kind of personality cult in their hearts that they didn't understand.

And only Like himself knows, purely because he is an idiot.

After seeing the doctor, the remaining savings amounted to less than [-] in total, but inexplicably transferred [-] to someone, and bought a copy of study materials that I didn't need at all.

Something is really wrong.

After the deal was concluded, Song Yan looked at his pitiful balance, coldly quit Alipay, and was about to turn off his phone.

However, just one second before the screen went off, the companion software sent a message in time.

[Innocent and beautiful male high school students pick up and play online]: Yes, free, online?

Song Yan: "..."

Is Xia Zhiye trying to steal money today?

[Little rich lady with a lot of money and beauty]: How many?

[Youth and beautiful male high school students pick up and play online]: It depends on you, play as long as you want, until tomorrow morning.

Song Yan: "..."

It was the first time he felt Xia Zhiye's enthusiastic companionship attitude.

Although it seems that he is the money owner and Xia Zhiye is a worker, but the few times he played with him in the past, he took the initiative to find Xia Zhiye, and it was the first time that Xia Zhiye actively sought himself out.

It seems that Xia Zhiye really needs money urgently.

But didn't you just earn a few thousand by selling learning materials?

Even if he was saving money to confess his love, it was still Christmas Eve, and there were still more than two months to go, so he shouldn't be in such a hurry, unless he wanted to directly send a two-carat diamond engagement ring, but it was impossible to think about it.

So did something happen?

Song Yan wanted to ask, but he was afraid that if he asked too directly, he would not be able to find out why, and might reveal his identity.

After a little deliberation, imitating the tone of Shen Jiayan's usual casual girl, she replied coldly: [(∩_∩) Brother is so enthusiastic today, did something happy happen~]

Xia Zhiye's consistent principle is to only play with him, not chat, only sell his skills, not his soul.

But it is imminent to buy a washing machine for Song Yan, the learning materials market is saturated, and Zhou Ziqiu is also penniless in order to raise money for Shang Huai to go to Beijing.

So for the sake of Song Yan, I can only temporarily wrong my pure and pure soul.

[Pure and beautiful male high school student picks up and plays online]: Well, the person I like gave me a gift.

Song Yan lay on the lower bunk, looked at the smile that jumped out of the dialog box, and paused with his fingertips, he was with Xia Zhiye every day, why didn't he know who gave him a gift?

But it's true, after so long, Xia Zhiye didn't even tell himself who he liked, so how could he know who gave him a gift.

After all, people are not obliged to report their love progress like a roommate.

Thinking about it, the expression on Song Yan's face turned cold again, but her fingertips resumed moving quickly: [Wow!Great!Brother, let’s work hard↖(^ω^)↗]

[Pure and beautiful male high school student picks up and plays online]: Well, that's why I'm short of money.

[Little rich woman with a lot of money and beauty]:?

[Pure and beautiful high school male high school student picks up and plays online]: I want to return the gift, but it’s still three hundred, which is exactly the price of fifteen rounds. Do you have time?

It turned out to be the case.

No wonder he condescended to come to this benefactor. It turned out that it was for the person he liked.

It seems that Xia Zhiye should really like this girl, otherwise he wouldn't be so troublesome and wronged himself for her.

The corners of Song Yan's lips pursed unconsciously.

[Little rich lady with a lot of money and beauty]: If you have time, duck!But brother, you are good to the person you like, isn't she very nice! (Maomao is curious)

As soon as this sentence was sent out, Song Yan felt a little regretful.

Why is he asking this if he has nothing to do, who Xia Zhiye likes is none of his business.

Just when he was about to withdraw, Xia Zhiye had already returned.

[Pure and beautiful male high school student picks up and plays online]: Well, he is very good, good-looking, good grades, good family background, and very kind-hearted and soft-hearted. Every time he will be stubborn and refuse to admit it, but as long as he pretends to be pitiful, he will be fooled immediately.

Since Song Yan became [Renmeimoqianxiao rich woman], it was the first time that Xia Zhiye posted such a long paragraph, and he could not restrain his love between the lines.

Song Yan can even imagine the expression of Xia Zhiye on the upper bunk at this moment through a bed board. His peach blossom eyes must be slightly bent, the tails of the eyes are slightly raised, and the eyes are full of seemingly undisciplined and attractive reality. It's all about conniving smiles.

And he just knew that Xia Zhiye liked this kind-hearted and soft-hearted silly white sweet, and it was difficult for him to be friends with a smart person like himself who was cold-tempered, hard-faced and smelly.

Really wronged him.

[Little rich lady with a lot of money and beauty]: Brother, please do your best!You are the best!

[Innocent and beautiful male high school students pick up and play online]: Am I good?

I am great.

It was originally a coquettish question and answer, but before the last three words were sent, Xia Zhiye saw [a beautiful woman with a lot of money] and quickly replied: [Of course you are great! ]

[Little rich woman with a lot of money and beauty]: You are tall, handsome, have good grades, and have a good temper. Why are you so bad!

Tall and handsome with good grades?

Xia Zhiye raised his eyebrows slightly, deleted the words in the dialog box, and re-entered: [The temper is understandable, how do you know that I am tall, handsome and have good grades? ]

Song Yan: "..."

Fuck, I'm being careless.

I can only bite the bullet and reply: [Of course I guessed it!I heard the voice of my brother commanding the team once in the game before, it sounds so good!It must be the voice of a handsome guy!And my brother has such a good sense of playing games, he must be super smart, smart people will not be bad at grades [Bixin/], I am my brother's brainless little fan girl! ]

After posting, Song Yan's face was flushed red, he threw the phone aside, and buried his head deeply in the quilt.

Grass.

So fucking shameful.

How does Shen Jiayan usually pretend.

Fortunately, he was wearing a vest. In case others found out that he had said such disgusting words, Song Yan felt that he might as well die.

He didn't want to look at the chat history at all, but when the phone vibrated, he still had to pick it up again.

When I picked it up, I choked on my breath.

[Pure and beautiful male high school students pick up and play online]: Don't love me, there is no result, the famous grass has its own owner, and we can only have a purely superior relationship, so you can do it yourself.

Song Yan: "..."

shameless.

He was so angry that he directly raised his leg and kicked on the upper bunk bed.

Xia Zhiye, who was lying comfortably, was suddenly kicked by the partition, and was stunned: "What's wrong?"

"It's nothing, I just saw a cockroach on top of me and wanted to kick it to death."

Xia Zhiye: "...?"

It's autumn, are there any cockroaches?

It might be Song Yan, a southern bug that no northerner has ever seen.

Xia Zhiye didn't think much about it, bowed his head and said [Renmeimoqianxiaorichpo]: [So today's score, [-] rounds, I'll take you to glory]

To your father's glory.

But when he was angry, if he felt uncomfortable, Song Yan still planned to help Xia Zhiye get together the money for the gift, so he followed the game link and clicked in with a smirk.

However, I was probably overwhelmed by anger, and when I clicked in, I habitually chose WeChat to log in.

So Xia Zhiye, who was lying on the upper bunk well, looked at [YAN] who suddenly appeared in his dark room, and slowly put out a question mark.

The author has something to say: Xia Zhiye: My wife loves me so far.