Eight-dimensional Alice in Korean entertainment

Xiaocha is standing in the bathroom of University Z taking a bath, holding the slippery soap, remembering the popular "picking up soap" during this time, she is so nervous that the eighth-dimensional world can't tolerate it, she happily throws the soap on the ground, Ready to pick up soap too.Roommate A, who was drying clothes on the balcony outside, heard a scream and rushed into the bathroom. Someone naked was lying on the ground in the shape of a dead body.

The next day, the news about Datianchaoyi's domineering side leak attracted months of onlookers from netizens.

Lin, a freshman at Z University, accidentally slipped and fell in the bathroom and has not woken up to this day.

Kim Heechul, who has just retired, was sitting on a chair beside him impatiently flipping through the "script" given by the program crew. The assistant next to him was arranging his clothes while reminding him that the filming would start soon.Although I really don't want to participate in this kind of wedding variety show, I can't refuse. This is an order from the company.I had no choice but to stand up and straighten my expression in front of the mirror, then took the envelope prepared by the program team and officially started filming.

"Please follow the instructions on the card to find Madam." Kim Heechul glanced at the simple map speechlessly, and complained to the camera, "According to this map, I will have to find it for several days." Although he has always been independent, But it's not enough to make the show crew unhappy at this time.While walking, he said to himself, "Ah, I don't know who it could be. It would be embarrassing if it's a relative." On the streets of Myeongdong, many fans stopped and took out their mobile phones to take pictures. Several girls gathered around Together, the voice was so loud that Kim Heechul could hear it.

"I read on the Internet that Heechul's oppa will join my knot, but it's true. Dafa, Dafa!"

When Xiaocha woke up, she found herself in a certain car. She remembered what happened in a daze, and finally the memory was fixed on the scene of her slipping and falling. She subconsciously rubbed the back of her head, and finally regained a sliver of consciousness, and looked out the window in a daze. , and then nana said, "Could it be that you are going to the hospital?" As soon as the voice fell, she covered her mouth in horror. Just now, what she said just now was not Chinese?Finally fully awake, she took a look inside the car, and there was a capable OL-style elder sister sitting in the passenger seat, and a cosmetic bag and the like were placed beside her.

"Lin Cha, what are you thinking? This is on the way to Myeongdong. Hurry up and get your makeup on. We're going to shoot later." Elder sister OL turned her head and said seriously. Lin Cha is a movie star who has only recently become popular. With this momentum, the company arranged for her a popular variety show. It is believed that with the other party's sense of entertainment and appeal, Lin Cha's popularity will only increase.

"Mo?" Lin Cha actually wanted to say "What!!" in surprise to express her horror, but she didn't expect that what she blurted out was still a language she should not understand.The other party ignored her and paid attention to the road ahead.After the horror, Lin Cha tried hard to calm himself down and tried to adjust his state. He was obviously full of knowledge of Chinese, but he couldn't speak it when it came to his mouth. It was so strange!She wanted to ask where this place was and what happened, but she didn't dare to ask. She was naturally timid and fearful, and a small animal of this nature was very sensitive. She knew she shouldn't ask, and there might be bad results if she asked.

When she arrived at the destination, the OL sister tidied her long hair draped over her shoulders, and the staff waiting on the side turned on the camera to start shooting after everything was ready.Just like that, Lin Cha walked into the empty coffee shop half confused and half groping.Looking at the white steaming milk tea in a daze in front of her, Lin Cha was so popular because of her eyes, which gave people a particularly clear feeling.His fair face was flushed because of the trot just now, he stirred the milk tea with a straw, and after taking a sip, he wrinkled his face and said habitually, "It's so bitter, give me a few packets of sugar."

Sister OL almost burst into tears, the milk tea is not for you to drink!It doesn't make you clamor for sugar!

Just when the program crew was debating whether the waiter should go up and hand over the sugar packets, Kim Heechul pushed open the glass door and came in. Because of the cold weather, his nose was a little red.Looking around, his gaze was fixed on someone who was huddled in a corner, and coughed twice, but the other party didn't look over, and the OL sister almost ran away.The first meeting that was originally set to be very romantic, all fell through the cracks!

"Hello..." Kim Heechul stopped when he was three steps away from someone, as a greeting.

Lin Cha realized that someone was talking, and looked up blankly at the person passing by. His mouth became "0" in an instant, his eyes were biubiu twinkling with stars, and he retracted his gaze. He pinched his thigh fiercely, stood up and threw himself on Kim Heechul. Go, "My lord princess!!" She ignored the cup of milk tea on the table, she ignored that she got up too fast, and she ignored Kim Heechul's stiffening face.

"Can you, let me go first." Jin Xiche gritted his teeth and said, Lin Cha was stepping on his instep.

"Uh..." Lin Cha finally came to his senses, and felt that although it was understandable for him to hug his idol so excitedly, the other party would probably be uncomfortable, so calcium carbide jumped out of his embrace, standing aside like a primary school student. Dare to look at him.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha." The staff of the program team looked at the sky and smiled wryly.This is probably the most embarrassing couple's first encounter.

Lin Cha was so nervous that this time it was just a dream, and she was dreaming, wow, to be able to dream of the princess, is simply crazy!Oh no, Dafa is not what I call Dafa, it’s like winning 500 million yuan... Uh, no, it’s even more surprising than being a three-good student!Compared to meeting her idol, she still thinks winning 500 million is more pleasant.

"Heechul Oppa, where are we going?"

"Heechul oppa, hehehe, I didn't expect to see you. It's like a dream, no, it's just a dream."

"Heechul oppa, I like you so much, by the way, can you give me Kyuhyun's oppa's autograph!"

Kim Heechul raised his forehead for the N+1 time. He first knew that his "wife" was Lin Cha, who has become popular recently. As far as he knows, Lin Cha is a very quiet and polite junior... Could it be that the information is wrong, otherwise he is quiet and polite How can these two words be connected with the guy in front of me?

"Are you hungry?" Kim Heechul turned around and asked, the show was going to be filmed, regardless of whether the other party was picking up the goods or not.Thinking that after the first meeting arranged by the program group, there will be dinner and chat, and the couple will communicate for the first time.

"I've been hungry for a long time!" Lin Cha rubbed her stomach, and before Kim Heechul could say what she wanted to eat, she raised her hands and said, "I want to eat the colonel's chicken nuggets, vinyl beef tenderloin, grilled meat, pizza, hairy crab, scallops, vermicelli, octopus and small balls." Skin milk vermicelli boiled in soup, boiled fish and teppanyaki!" In Lin Cha's heart, it was a dream anyway, so of course it came out as happy as it could be.This is in a dream, only I know, do I need to care about the image, hehe.

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Opened a new article, Nanzhu everyone guess, hahahaha