I'm on the road to probation paranoid [Quick Transmigration]

"What did you say?" Bai Han misheard the first reaction, and subconsciously repeated, "What are you doing?"

"Baihan!" Du Ruanlan smiled, but the tension in her eyes was clearly visible, she asked again seriously, "I like you, if you want to fall in love, what do you think of me?"

After a pause, she said again, "Let's try."

Bai Han was taken aback, and suddenly began to hiccup.

"?" Du Ruanlan poured her a glass of water, "Did I scare you?"

It was indeed, and it was very frightening. Bai Han still hadn't recovered from it yet, hiccupping all the time.

She didn't take the water, but swallowed hard.

When Du Ruanlan was talking, she kept looking at her affectionately, the deep affection in her eyes was like melted chocolate syrup, almost spreading out, causing Bai Han's scalp to tingle.

She said slowly, "you, don't you have someone you like?"

Du Ruanlan asked, "Bai Han, are you really stupid or fake?"

Bai Han hesitated, "Who are you..."

"Yes." Du Ruanlan nodded, "I was talking about you earlier."

"!" Not seeing it at all, Bai Han began to wonder if she was really stupid. She racked her brains to think back, trying to find some clues from the relationship between the two to prove that Du Ruanlan likes her, but in the end she came to a conclusion. Conclusion - Du Ruanlan really takes good care of herself, and she enjoys the other party's care with peace of mind like a mentally retarded person.

From the point of view of my own thinking, the two are indeed like a couple's way of getting along to a certain extent.

But... isn't it because Du Ruanlan is a good person?

Not suitable!Can't agree!

This was the answer that jumped into Bai Han's mind immediately. Bai Han's lips squirmed, and he almost opened his mouth following his consciousness.

But when he raised his head to meet Du Ruanlan's tender gaze staring at him, his voice seemed to be suppressed by his throat, and he couldn't utter it no matter what.

She must have a reason to refuse, but after thinking about it for a long time, she couldn't figure out why she didn't think it would work, and why the two of them were inappropriate.

It's like only those who are good at learning clearly know which section they don't understand, and can check for omissions and fill in the gaps, but poor students... don't even know which section they don't know at all-because it is very likely that they don't know all of them.

Therefore, it is impossible to tell where the two are not in harmony together, the high probability is because the two have no place to get along.

Bai Han even began to suspect that today is April Fool's Day, and Du Ruanlan just made a small joke with himself, but he was entangled in it pretending to be affectionate.

She scratched her face and smiled dryly: "Are you joking? Hahaha..."

With a stiff smile on her face, Du Ruanlan slowly narrowed her eyes.

"..." Bai Han's scalp was numb from Du Ruanlan's sharp gaze, and he felt like a fluttering moth bumping into a spider's web. Watching the big spider approaching step by step, he always felt that the next second her tentacles It was about to pierce into his own skin, suck her blood dry, and devour her flesh and blood.

Bai Han shivered unconsciously, licked his dry lips, and lowered his head.

Du Ruanlan said, "Do you think I'm joking?"

Yes, is it possible that you still really like me?

what do you like about me?Like me idiot?Do you like that I am inferior and cowardly, or that I am not good at communication, or that I often cause trouble for others?

Of course, Du Ruanlan has a deep understanding of this other person.

How could Du Ruanlan, who knew herself completely and knew what kind of virtue she was, fall in love with herself?Is she a fool?

But Du Ruanlan said: "Bai Han, you can dislike me, you can even reject me, but you can't question my liking for you. Am I the kind of person who will joke about major events in life?"

You are not, but it is not uncommon for people who have lost their love to do anything.

Bai Han speculates that the person Du Ruanlan really likes may have someone else he likes.

The other party is probably a very, very, very outstanding person, someone who Bai Han can't even compare with in his entire life, otherwise, how could he even look down on someone like Du Ruanlan?

Du Ruanlan, who was rejected, suffered the biggest blow in her life. Her heart was hurt and her mentality was unstable. When her psychological defense collapsed the most, she thought that it would be nice to spend her whole life with a "trash" like herself. At least in this relationship, she In a dominant position, you can stop at any time.

As for Bai Han, as the weaker party in this relationship, others saw her as the smoke from her ancestral grave, and the blessings she spent all her life cultivating in her previous life, how could she be qualified to say no.

Such an outstanding person admired her, but she didn't feel flattered at the first time, and she agreed with trepidation, but pretended to refuse.

If you spread the word, you don't have to be laughed out of your teeth, saying that you don't know good and bad,

But agreeing is impossible, Bai Han is not so ignorant of current affairs, she knows that Du Ruanlan is just impulsive, if she really agrees, it will cause great trouble to the other party.

When she figured it out, she would regret why she was so impulsive at the beginning, and then worry about how to explain it clearly to herself.

When the time comes, Kong is happy, Bai is happy, and the one who hurts the most is himself.

If you don't want to be disappointed, don't want to lose, then you shouldn't have hoped for it in the first place, you shouldn't get it.

"But..." Bai Han really can't think of a good reason to refuse, the gap between the two is too great, but whenever the words of rejection come out of his own mouth, there is always a kind of Bailian bitch who wants to attract the boss's attention by acting independently taste.

"But what?" Du Ruanlan asked.

"It was so sudden." Bai Han took a deep breath, summoned up the courage to look up at Du Ruanlan's dark and deep eyes, and said word by word, "Give me some time to digest, okay?"

She didn't want time to consider the change in the relationship between the two, because it was not necessary at all. She just gave Du Ruanlan a cooling-off period, giving her enough time to calm down, reconsider, and leave her with enough regrets. It's just time and opportunity.

Du Ruan's blue eyes stared at her without blinking, the pupils were calm, but very like the calm before the storm.

Her facial features are sharp, and when she has no expression, she is already calm and arrogant, and she spontaneously makes people shy away, let alone now with a straight face, every muscle seems to be exerting force, and there is a mixture of doubt and disdain in her eyes. Feeling incomprehensible, Bai Han felt that she must be thinking in her heart, what to pretend, she must be trying to refuse or welcome, it's okay, anyway, she will take the bait in two days anyway.

She bit the bullet and stared at Du Ruanlan's probing eyes, like ants on a hot pot, anxious and anxious, wishing to make a hole in the ground and get in immediately.

Fortunately, no matter how much Du Ruanlan thought that she didn't know good and bad, she didn't say it out of face, nor did she forcefully probe into the in-depth reasons for Bai Han's refusal, but nodded slowly: "Okay."

Bai Han breathed a sigh of relief.

But then I heard Du Ruanlan ask: "How long will it take? One day? Two days, or three days?"

"?" Bai Han stared at her in astonishment.

Du Ruanlan said: "If you let me wait, you have to give me a deadline. Even if the court sentences the death penalty, you have to specify the date of execution."

It takes a lifetime, and during this period you regret it at any time and go back on it at any time.

But it was too obvious to say it, Bai Han mumbled his lips: "I, I will do it as soon as possible."

Probably seeing that Bai Han was at a loss, Du Ruanlan no longer asked for a specific deadline, but said, "Then I'll wait for you."

No, wait for my answer.

Although they sound similar, the meanings are vastly different.

Bai Han complained inwardly, without showing it on his face, and nodded obediently.

……

I don't know if it's because Bai Han realized it later, or because the way the two get along has really changed.

Since Du Ruanlan confessed, Bai Han felt that her life seemed to have been completely invaded by Du Ruanlan invisibly, and Du Ruanlan's shadow was in every aspect of everything, big and small.

Every morning at [-] o'clock in the morning, I received Du Ruan Landao's good morning emoji on WeChat. Usually at this time, Bai Han was sleepy and didn't wake up at all, but he always struggled to reply early, and then fell into a deep sleep.

She woke up again when it was past ten o'clock or almost eleven o'clock, and explained to her embarrassingly that she accidentally fell asleep again.

Although Du Ruanlan was at work, she always replied in seconds, and Bai Han once wondered if she was looking at her phone all the time.

Du Ruanlan sent a head-touching emoji and said, "Did you stay up late again last night? Are you still sleepy?"

As long as he is on vacation, Bai Han's work and rest will be very disordered, staying up until the early morning is normal, and naturally he will sleep until noon the next day before waking up.

She replied: "Fortunately, not sleepy."

The other side quickly returned: "I ordered you the millet pumpkin porridge from the porridge shop you often eat, and it will arrive in about 10 minutes."

Bai Han originally wanted to stay in bed again, but when he thought about it, it would be impossible to pick up the courier disheveled and unkempt in 10 minutes. Besides, the millet pumpkin porridge must be drunk hot to be the most delicious and comfortable.

She replied: "OK, thank you."

Du Ruanlan, who is separated by the network cable, is much more playful and lively than her in real life. Many expressions that she cannot make can be expressed with emoticons.

Du Ruanlan: "Touch your head.JPG"

Looking at the cute bear emoji pack, Bai Han really didn't know how to reply next, thought about it and downloaded several emoticon pack series, picked a blushing emoticon pack and went back to it.

Bai Han let out a breath, as if he had completed some difficult task.

Looking at the sign that the other party was typing, afraid that the other party would say something again, Bai Han hurriedly typed preemptively: "I'm going to wash up first."

Du Ruanlan: "Okay, you can go."

Du Ruanlan: "Good boy."

"..." Bai Han stared at the screen for a while, feeling a little tired, and took a deep breath before getting up.

She quickly washed her face, brushed her teeth and changed her clothes. When she was applying Dabao SOD honey, the doorbell rang.

"!" Bai Han looked at the bag full of food, and felt that there was a big difference between this and what Du Ruanlan said I ordered a bowl of porridge for you.

The bag was so heavy that Bai Han could barely lift it, and it took a lot of effort to carry it from the door to the dining table.

Bai Han tore off the receipt: millet pumpkin porridge X1, steamed shrimp dumpling 1 cage, leek pork Xiaolongbao X1, and two pea siu mai.

Just as he sat down, his phone vibrated, and he guessed it was Du Ruanlan without looking at Bai Han.

Sure enough, Du Ruanlan asked, "Is there enough food? Is it enough?"

Is it enough?Bai Han looked at the crowded tables and wondered if Du Ruanlan was raising pigs?She has such a good appetite that she can finish such a large table.

Bai Han hurriedly replied: "Enough is enough, there is too much, I can't eat at all."

Du Ruanlan: "Not many, it's all your favorite food."

You don't need to eat all the food you like at once, Bai Han complained in his heart, but he also knew the other party's good intentions, so he replied: "Yeah, it's what I like, thank you."

I thought it was too official to post it, so I pulled out the emoticon pack I just downloaded, picked one that bowed and said thank you, and clicked it, and I was satisfied.

The other party came back quickly: "Hey, eat quickly, it won't taste good when it's cold."

Bai Han: "Then I'll eat first."

After finishing speaking, he put down his phone and just took out the small plastic spoon, when the news came again: "Well, don't use the disposable plastic spoon in the store, it's unhealthy, use the one at home."

I ordered takeaway, isn't it good to throw away the garbage all at once?Wash a pair of chopsticks extra?

But people are also concerned about themselves, Bai Han replied: "Okay." But in fact, his buttocks did not leave the seat at all, and he picked up the plastic spoon and chopsticks with peace of mind, and started to eat.

Even if breakfast and lunch are combined, the amount is a bit too big. Bai Han only wiped out half of it after working hard, so he doesn't want to eat it.

In fact, before eating well, the phone vibrated, but Bai Han was used to reading novels while eating, and was too lazy to switch back to the WeChat interface, so he didn't reply.

In just ten minutes, the phone vibrated several times, all of which belonged to Du Ruanlan.

Du Ruanlan: "I didn't ask her to add sugar to the porridge."

Du Ruanlan: "Haven't you finished eating yet?"

Du Ruanlan: "I don't want to work, I miss you."

Bai Han: "..." I didn't know how to reply, so I paused and said, "It's over, it's delicious."

Bai Han: "I eat a little slowly."

Don't you work seriously because of your high position?As soon as the message was sent out, the other side immediately replied: "You are a little slow to eat, but it is right to eat slowly, and it is good for your health."

Bai Han sent a haha ​​emoji: "There are just too many, there are still some left."

Du Ruanlan: "If you can't eat it, don't eat it."

Du Ruanlan: "There's a new movie coming out recently. I heard it's good. Do you want to watch it tonight?"

night?Bai Han wanted to stay at home and read novels.

But the other party has sent invitations, it seems too shameless not to go.

Bai Han hesitated for a moment and asked, "What movie?"

The name was sent over quickly, and it was the hottest movie about family affection that made people cry. Bai Han replied with "yes".

Du Ruanlan: "I'll pick you up at four o'clock in the afternoon. We'll have dinner first, and then we'll go to the movies."

Bai Han: "No, just tell me the address, and I'll find you."

Du Ruanlan: "Good boy."

Then another message came: "I'm chasing you, just give me a chance to perform well."

One sentence completely blocked Bai Han's reason for refusing, she pursed her lips: "Okay."

Since that day, Du Ruanlan has completely started the mode of crazy pursuit.

Needless to say, after get off work, I knock on the door of Bai Han’s house on time every day to report, and I am not idle during work hours, so I can chat with Bai Han if I have anything to do.

She replied in seconds, so she naturally hoped that Bai Han would reply in seconds.

But Bai Han is a person with a slight social barrier. Unless he wants someone to talk to when he is too lonely, he enjoys the freedom and comfort of being alone most of the time.

So every time I receive a message from Du Ruanlan, I feel a sense of tension and coercion of being assigned a task by the leader. She often doesn't know how to reply to the other party.

Although I still have to reply to Du Ruanlan's message afterwards, at least I can have half an hour to an hour of quiet time, which feels like a profit.

……

In the afternoon, Bai Han walked in from the gate of the community wearing slippers and brushing Zhihu.

Her intuition was not right, and she raised her head to meet a pair of awe-inspiring gazes, and it was Du Ruanlan.

Bai Han was startled, the phone almost flew out.

Du Ruanlan came over and rubbed her head: "How come back from outside?"

"Buy something." Bai Han gestured to the schoolbag on her back, "Didn't you say it's four o'clock in the afternoon? It's only now..." She glanced at her phone, "It's less than three o'clock."

"I miss you, I don't want to work, so I came here early, why, don't want to see me?" Du Ruanlan pinched her face, "Don't you miss me?"

No, I don't know what to think about, Bai Han complained in his heart, but of course he didn't dare to show it on his face.

There was a blush on her cheeks, she didn't know whether she was shy or pinched, Bai Han slightly lowered her head.

Du Ruanlan took her hand, interlocked her fingers, and picked up her bag: "Is it heavy, I'll come?"

Bai Han: "No, no, no need, it's just a schoolbag, how heavy it is."

Du Ruanlan didn't want to come over, so she gave up regretfully: "What did you buy? Why didn't you tell me to go to the supermarket?"

"Huh?" Go to a supermarket and report?Thinking that before, Du Ruanlan seemed to tell Bai Han no matter what she did, she pursed her lips and explained, "I'm on my period, and I don't have any sanitary napkins at home, so I went out and bought two packs at the neighborhood supermarket. I didn’t say anything because I thought it would not be far away.”

"I don't want to know your whereabouts, I just want you to share something with me." Du Ruanlan pulled her upstairs, and asked with concern, "Is it uncomfortable to have a period, so do you still want to go to the movies? "

It's normal for Bai Han to feel uncomfortable, but it's not unbearable.She shook her head: "It's okay, the tickets are sold out, and your people are here, so let's go."

But Du Ruanlan refused, and she said: "Every time you come to my aunt, you look pale and weak, as if you have collapsed. You don't rest at home at this time, and you go to watch some movies. Am I so inhumane?" ?”

"Is there?" Bai Han was stunned for a moment, then said with a smile, "You are exaggerating too much, I don't even think so."

"Why not!" Du Ruanlan forcibly took the schoolbag over, "You are not feeling well, I will carry it for you, and you can watch the movie next time."

"I really..." There was really no need to make a fuss, but before Bai Han could say anything, Du Ruanlan stared back at her, shut her mouth immediately, and was led upstairs obediently.

After arriving home, it was just a menstrual holiday, but Du Ruanlan looked like Bai Han had just given birth, pushed her to sit on the sofa, first poured hot water and brought her over, and then went into the kitchen: "I remember buying ginger , Didn’t eat in the afternoon, make a ginger juice milk pad to pad your stomach before the meal.”

Holding the hot water cup, Bai Han felt a little at a loss for the first time in her own home. She felt that Du Ruanlan was exaggerating, but he was doing it for her own good, so it seemed too ignorant to refuse.

Bai Han hesitated, and asked, "Movie ticket?"

Du Ruanlan poked her head out: "You don't need to worry about it. I'll just retire later. Fortunately, I'm here and I can take care of you. That's all right. You can do your own business and don't worry about me."

Bai Han doesn't know how other people fall in love, but it's obvious that Du Ruanlan used too much force. Bai Han, who already felt overwhelmed, looked in the direction of the kitchen and hesitated to speak. Finally, he lowered his head and enjoyed Du Ruanlan's presence. In the kitchen, the short leisure time alone in the living room without being forced to send messages.

If falling in love is so... troublesome, Bai Han thinks that she is probably not suitable for this activity.

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