I'm on the road to probation paranoid [Quick Transmigration]

Bai Han took Du Jieqing to a cliff where there were almost no people in the area, and the two of them lived a truly isolated life.

Bai Han has long since grown out of grains and stopped eating whole grains, but in her eyes, "Du Ninglan" is still a mortal body, still at the stage where people are like iron rice or steel, and if they don't eat a meal, they will feel hungry.

So she specially opened up a large vegetable garden around the fairy palace to grow mortal wheat, corn and rice, as well as some vegetables that Du Jieqing likes to eat.

In addition, every now and then, she would go to the deep mountains and old forests to drag back one or two livestock, and go down to the deep pool to catch some swimming fish and shellfish to improve food.

Although it was a bit dull, the life of the two of them was quite enjoyable.

With food, shelter and someone to take care of her, Bai Han quite likes it, and even enjoys such a slow-paced life.

She even thought that her last two rewards and bonuses were not too small, but every inch of land in a super-first-tier city is worth money, especially since her company is right in the center of the city, it can even be regarded as a landmark of the city. Know how high the surrounding land prices are.

As far as she thinks that she can secretly laugh out loud in her dreams, she can only buy a toilet, or a small toilet that can't fit a bathtub.

She also thought about buying a larger one in the suburbs, which would be more comfortable to live in, but the commuting time is too long, and the cost of working hours is too high, and business trips are fine, but if it is on duty and punching in - the time is too long, I am afraid that I will be tired of working. mood.

If she had no money, she would not consider buying a house at all. If Si had a lot of money, she would definitely buy a high-end apartment around the company without blinking an eye. But there aren't that many options.

Bai Han happened to be at the most embarrassing stage, so she had been talking about buying a house for a long time, but she hadn't actually taken any action.

Now it seems that it is better to stay away from the hustle and bustle of the city and find a secluded place in the deep mountains and old forests to be self-sufficient and entertain yourself without having to work hard to make money.

But—the ideal is plump, but the reality is skinny.

In the real world, she has no spiritual power, has to eat, and has to do everything by herself.

It is impossible to grow food easily, and it is impossible to kill a wild boar and bison to eat meat at will. She can't even fish, let alone spearfish.

Moreover, in real life, who would like to stay away from the convenience of abandoning the city with her and live like a savage?

Is it because the takeaway in big cities is inconvenient, is it because the desserts in big cities are not delicious, or is it that the bars in big cities, Happy City, are not fun?

Even staying at home, the air-conditioning and WIFI can completely destroy the boredom of living in seclusion in the mountains.

So, the game of seclusion, let's just enjoy it here.

She doesn't know how long "Du Ninglan" can last, and it's not convenient to ask, so she has to seize every minute and every second to enjoy the life like a story of Peach Blossom Spring.

In addition, "Du Ninglan" is really good at taking care of people, just like...someone, so in the past few decades, Bai Han has lived a really happy life.

It would be even better if there is no excessive indulgence of "Du Ninglan".

Bai Han simply doesn't know why "Du Ninglan" is so obsessed with certain sports.Although it is indeed comfortable when doing it, it is also very tiring. Isn’t it good to exercise properly?

Excessive exercise is not friendly to the body, especially the kidneys.

Sometimes, Bai Han even doubts whether "Du Ninglan" is a cultivator or she is a cultivator. As the ceiling of her cultivation in this world, even if she doesn't use her spiritual power at that time, she still doesn't have enough physical strength. An ordinary person who has been treated harshly since he was a child and has a weak body, okay.

Bai Han couldn't figure it out. One morning after being tortured on the bed again, her scalp was numb, and she always felt that she was about to ascend to immortality in the next second. She finally couldn't help asking.

She asked the other party, isn't there a time when you are bored and tired?

Bai Han will never forget how meaningful and dangerous "Du Ninglan" looked at her when she asked this sentence.

Even though "Du Ninglan" didn't say a word, even his pupils were calm, even without a single ripple, Bai Han was still keenly aware of the danger, and subconsciously wanted to escape, even panicked. want to get out of bed.

But the wrist was suddenly grabbed, and "Du Ninglan"'s hands were like iron tongs, holding her tightly.

Not only was she unable to back up half a point, she was even pulled forward suddenly, her center of gravity was tilted, and she fell into the arms of "Du Ninglan", her forehead was knocked on the soft chest, it didn't hurt, and it was even a little comfortable.

The fragrant and sweet smell penetrated into the nose one by one, and Bai Han took a deep breath uncontrollably, feeling familiar and pleasant.

But the moment she felt the heavy breathing on her head, she was not as comfortable as she is now, and even panicked and frightened, she hurriedly tried to break free from the embrace of "Su Ninglan".

But "Du Ninglan" hugged him very close, Bai Han struggled desperately to push him away, but was hugged even tighter, with one hand stuck on her back, Bai Han backed up half a point.

Du Ninglan hugged Bai Han, slammed her chin on her head, chuckled, and said meaningfully: "Why, Master thinks my strength is too weak? Are you not satisfied with my performance just now?"

"?!" Is this considered weak?

If it was any bigger, the ground would have been plowed through by the plowshare.

Bai Han shook his head in a hurry, and was so flustered that he couldn't speak clearly: "No, of course not, I didn't mean that, I just think that you...are still young, and you shouldn't be obsessed with such things now, if you are old, your body will be exhausted , it’s not good.”

"Du Ninglan"'s complexion sank suddenly, her eyes were cold and dangerous, she stared closely at Bai Han, approached suddenly, and asked coldly: "Master, what do you mean? Is it implying that I am strong on the outside? Take good care of my physical strength? Otherwise Will you not be able to satisfy Master in the future?"

"!"What does it mean? !

Don't say that Bai Han is not keen on this sport at all, just say that she is not satisfied with her current state?This was obviously overfed, and he was almost strangled to death.

The more the description gets darker, and Bai Han will be misunderstood by "Du Ninglan" as a dissatisfied court uniform.

She pursed her lips and said hesitantly, "Don't guess."

"Du Ninglan" tilted her head, seeing the blushing flush on her face that was completely inconsistent with her temperament, a gentle smile rose from her eyes, but she quickly suppressed it, pretending to be stern, and asked in a deep voice: "Since Master is not dissatisfied with me, why do you ask me this?"

As soon as Bai Han opened her mouth, "Du Ninglan" leaned down, bit her lips, and sucked them carefully.

The previous hot kiss had already made Bai Han's red lips swollen, and now a slight touch would feel like a needle prick, fine and dense pain.

Not to mention that Du Ninglan pressed down so fiercely, as if she wanted to swallow her whole body, the friction made Bai Han's painful tears swirl in his eyes, and slid down his cheeks.

"Du Ninglan" tilted her head, kissed the tears hanging from Bai Han's eyelashes, buried her head in Bai Han's neck, and said in a low and sexy voice, "It's all my fault."

Bai Han suddenly had a bad prediction in his heart, and was about to push her away, but the action was still a step late.

Sure enough, "Du Ninglan" grabbed Bai Han's wrist, pushed him lightly, and pushed him down on the bed. With his hands on both sides of his head, he licked the corner of Bai Han's mouth lightly: "How can I let Master?" Do you doubt my physical strength? It seems that I am not doing enough, Master, give me another chance, this time I will definitely perform well, and try to make Master satisfied once!"

Her graceful figure crawled on Bai Han's body, wrapping around Bai Han tightly like a beautiful snake. The snake letter poked Bai Han's ear again and again, groaning in a low voice.

The voice sounded like a ecstasy. Bai Han was clearly exhausted and didn't even want to cooperate with her, but his body softened honestly. The gates of the city were wide open to him, and even tea was prepared to welcome the enemies. invasion.

Bai Han clutched a strand of "Du Ninglan"'s hair, sobbing with her neck up, with reddish eyes, crystal tears, and a fragile expression, she was like a finely processed work of art. "Du Ninglan" is very angry. She doesn't want to see her cry, but she also wants her to cry louder and more pitifully because of herself.

The bed board creaked and shook all night, and the bed curtain shook violently back and forth. Yingying's crying sound also changed from small to loud, from loud to small again, and finally turned into a low whimper. When the sun was about to set , and finally the showers stopped, and everything returned to calm.

From then on, Bai Han never dared to say anything about that to "Du Ninglan".

Even if she has gone too far a few times, she will not bring it up, but bear it obediently and silently, for fear that "Du Ninglan" will deliberately tease her and deliberately misinterpret her meaning.

After that day, she couldn't get out of bed for at least three or four days, lying on the bed, she didn't seem to be able to feel her lower body.

After waking up for a long time, she suspected that she would be paralyzed and could only spend the rest of her life in a hospital bed.

She was even in the mood to think wildly, if she was really bedridden, it wouldn't count as what "Du Ninglan" would do, she wouldn't feel any more, and that's fine.

It not only satisfied Du Ninglan, but also solved her embarrassment of being incompetent.

But not surprisingly, Bai Han just thought too much.

After a few hours of relief, after eating something, she already felt pain and numbness in her legs.

At that moment, she seemed to empathize with the pain in the fairy tale when the little mermaid drank the magic potion and her tail turned into a human leg.

But fortunately, after that out-of-control excess, "Du Ninglan" never dared to be so bold anymore, and Bai Han returned to eating meat every day, but she would not be caught by a big pot of greasy braised pork every day. Tired of the situation.

It's just that incident that caused Bai Han to develop PTSD to the voice of "Du Ninglan" when she choked her throat. As soon as she heard that voice, her body would tremble uncontrollably, her feet would feel weak, as if there would be a sudden panic at any time. It might be like falling down.

This afternoon, Bai Han was watering the vegetables in the vegetable garden.

Holding the water ladle in one hand, she raised the other hand to wipe the sweat off her forehead, looking at a large piece of green vegetables, even if she didn't eat them, just thinking about them would make "Du Ninglan" stomach Here, a sense of pride and satisfaction rose from the bottom of my heart.

"Master!" "Du Ninglan" called softly from behind, Bai Han's calf softened, and he almost knelt in the vegetable field.

It's not that she made too much fuss, but that what she did last night was really too much, which caused her body to be very sensitive now, and her reaction to the voice of "Du Ninglan" was a bit loud.

Bai Han turned his head with a stiff neck, his face looked like he had been slapped with hyaluronic acid, and he smiled unnaturally: "What, what's the matter?"

She subconsciously wanted to call Alan, but she just made an "Ah" mouth shape and forced herself to swallow it back, almost biting the tip of her tongue.

Ever since she left the Lanshan School, "Du Ninglan" didn't like her calling her name very much, as if the name reminded her of the humiliation she experienced in the past.

As long as it was her request, Bai Han would do it, let alone such an insignificant matter.

The name is just a code name, what's more, if it's called Ah Lan, Bai Han will always think of someone unconsciously, so he simply changes his name.

Without changing her surname, Du Ninglan forced her to use Bai Han's surname as her first name, as if she wanted to brand herself as Bai Han.

Bai Han had no choice but to call her Du Bai, and was forced to call her Xiaobai when they were making out. Sister Du, she would also call her by various endearing titles, even Shizun to tease herself.

In the beginning, Bai Han always felt that he was not used to being called himself, but after being taught a few times by "Du Ninglan", he got a good memory, but when it was not necessary, he always called him "Hey Hey", and he didn't need a name.

"It's nothing, I just want to see you." "Du Ninglan" said with a confident face, as if what she said was comparable to saving the world.

Bai Han was not as thick-skinned as her, her face turned red, she lowered her head and looked at her toes: "What are you looking at me for?"

During this period, "Du Ninglan" did not leave her eyes on Bai Han's face, she even smiled while watching, as if Bai Han followed into the steamer, a gust of steam surged up, she licked her dry lips, Protested softly: "What's there to see? Aren't you going to catch fish in the mountains? Go back early."

"Okay, then don't do it, go to sleep for a while when you're sleepy." "Du Ninglan" took out a handkerchief, wiped the sweat from her forehead, and pushed her to a cool place.

Bai Han refused to be incompetent, so he put down the water ladle, turned around and went back to the house.

……

After standing under the sun for a long time, Bai Han was indeed a little sleepy. He went back to the room and lay down on the bed. After a while, he became drowsy and fell asleep slowly.

After sleeping for an unknown amount of time, Bai Han heard a door creak and felt a figure fall before him.

"Why did you come back so soon?" Bai Han didn't wake up at all, only felt that the sunlight was dazzling, so he asked a random question, turned over and continued to sleep.

Somehow, she felt two laser-like eyes staring at her all the time. She felt a little strange, but she couldn't bear the strength to ask.

"Don't, don't make trouble." With one hand on his shoulder and down his collarbone, Bai Han was unbearably troubled, and finally woke up slowly, his mind was still dizzy, his vision was a little blurry, seeing large shadows, He couldn't even see the facial features of the person in front of him clearly, let alone his expression.

I only vaguely felt that the clothes she was wearing were wrong, but when she thought that the other party was going to catch fish, she must have changed into a clean one when she came back. Without thinking about it, she lightly pressed the hand that kept harassing her chest, blushing and sticking to it. With a tired voice, he refused: "No, don't want it."

But the other party acted as if he hadn't heard it at all, and continued to lower his hand. Seeing that his clothes were about to be taken off, Bai Han gritted his back molars and said embarrassingly: "I, my bottom, still hurts." Come on, don't do this."

The other party's hand stopped suddenly, Bai Han thought she had heard it, and let out a breath.

But it was only a matter of an instant, "tearing—" the clothes on her body were scrapped immediately, and a red mark was drawn on her fair shoulder, which immediately swelled up.

"Hiss—" Bai Han gasped, and before she could recover, the other party grabbed her hand and pulled her up, pulled her belt and tied her hands on the head of the bed.

It's not like I haven't played similar tricks before, but every time I use the special soft rope made by "Du Ninglan", even if Bai Han struggles hard, it won't break her skin, but this time... Bai Han just With a slight movement, she could feel the pain in her wrist from being strangled by the rope.

She struggled, did not break free, and finally came to her senses.

She blinked her eyes, deliberately softened her voice, and said coquettishly, "Don't be like this, okay, my hand hurts, it hurts so much~"

Bai Han is not good at acting like a baby, but whenever she is deliberately pretentious, "Du Ninglan" will always grant her a small wish, and will let her go when she is in a good mood, so when she really doesn't want to, she will use it. this privilege.

Bai Han stretched his neck, let himself cling to "Du Ninglan", leaned into her ear and whispered, "Sister Du, I'm not feeling well today, please let me go~"

The ending sound rose slightly, which made her feel artificial when she heard it, but "Du Ninglan" liked the tone very much, and she never tired of listening to it.

But this time..."Du Ninglan" didn't show a smile or a satisfied expression as usual, but her face turned gloomy, like the calm before the storm.

The heavy momentum made Bai Han a little frightened. She noticed that "Du Ninglan" seemed to be in a bad mood, so she asked cautiously, "What's wrong?"

As soon as the words fell, "Du Ninglan" suddenly pressed down and bit her neck hard.

A burst of tearing pain came, and Bai Han burst into tears instantly, gritting his teeth but not daring to call out the pain.

"Du—" Bai Han was about to speak, but suddenly a hand came up to cover her mouth, with such force that it seemed to suffocate her to death.

Bai Han's pupils dilated slightly, and he looked at "Du Ninglan" in astonishment.

For a split second, she even wondered if "Du Ninglan" wanted to kill her.

But obviously not—"Du Ninglan" bit her lips fiercely, as if to swallow her mouthful, venting her energy and anger that had nowhere to go.

Bai Han wanted to resist, but after thinking about it, "Du Ninglan" has rarely lost control of his emotions since leaving the Lanshan School, maybe something really happened.

She wanted to ask, but at this moment "Du Ninglan" couldn't listen to anything at all, only the instinct and desire of a beast remained, and possessed Bai Han crazily, as if she wanted to prove herself by conquering Bai Han.

In order to ease the emotions of "Du Ninglan" and to save himself from suffering, Bai Han could only try his best to relax and accept her.

Tears rolled down her cheeks silently, but she still looked at her with a pair of gentle and sincere eyes, trying to express her tolerance and concern for her, but...

With a muffled sound of "bang--", the door was suddenly kicked open, Bai Han trembled in fright, subconsciously looked towards the door, and saw another "Du Ninglan" standing outside the door, staring at him angrily people on the body.

Bai Han's eyes widened suddenly, and she hurriedly shrank into "Du Ninglan"'s arms, but just when she wanted to tell "Du Ninglan" that someone was coming in, Bai Han's pupils suddenly dilated.

"Du Ninglan" knew that someone was breaking in, but not only did she not stop, but she made it to the end in an instant, as if she was afraid that she would be stopped a second later.

A gust of wind blew in, and Bai Han saw the person at the door suddenly pull out the ribbon around his waist and stab him.

Panicked, Bai Han suddenly discovered that the person who was attacking with anger was wearing the same clothes as "Du Ninglan" who went to catch fish earlier, even the ribbon in her hand, which Bai Han had seen countless times. Once you close your eyes, you can see the embroidery pattern above in your mind.

Bai Han's pupils suddenly dilated, and he looked at someone lying on top of him in disbelief.

Tears fell down like beads with a broken thread. Bai Han opened her mouth several times before finally regaining her lost voice. She called out in a hoarse voice, "Du, Du Jieqing?"

I saw this man slightly hooked his lips, showing a malicious smile, grinning and said to Bai Han: "No, Master, I am Du Ninglan."

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