I became popular after marrying a rebel

Wen Ya got out of the car in front of Happy Forest Restaurant, and the follower brother followed behind him with the machine on his shoulder.

The group performers were already in place, and the waiter at the shop yelled loudly at the door, "Please, guest officer, do you want to be a top player or stay in the shop."

Wen Ya smiled, glanced at the recruitment notice at the door of the store, guessed that this was the key to the mission, took off the notice casually, and said to the waiter in a dignified manner: "I'm not here to stay in the store—your store is Want to hire a cook?"

The shop waiter is also a talented group performer, looked him up and down, and said with disgust, "You? You're a cook? You look weird, are you a foreigner? How can a foreigner know how to cook good food? Not to mention being comparable to Yuniang!"

Wen Ya got the key words, and followed his words cooperatively and asked: "Who is Yu Niang?"

The shop waiter said: "You don't know that, do you? Yuniang is the chef in our shop. Her craftsmanship is well-known! It's a pity that she will leave at the end of this month—"

Wen Ya asked again: "Then why did she leave?"

The waiter said: "How do I know this? Forget it, you and I will meet our shopkeeper and let him decide whether you can stay or not."

After speaking, he led him up to the second floor.

After going up to the second floor, the actor who played the role of the shopkeeper, Bai Pang, was dressed in an ancient costume, holding a can of sponsor brand beer in his hand, sitting by the window to drink away his sorrows, the scene was very funny.

The shop waiter said: "Shopkeeper! Someone has come to apply for a cook——"

The shopkeeper turned his head from the window with a sad face, "Yu Niang is leaving, so what's the use of hiring a cook! I'd better close this shop as soon as possible!"

The waiter exaggeratedly shouted, "The shopkeeper! This shop is your ancestral property!"

The shopkeeper wiped away the non-existent tears, "Lovesickness makes people thin, I can't keep Yuniang, and I don't want to open this shop."

It was Wen Ya's first time to record such a variety show, and he couldn't help laughing. Even the discomfort on his body eased a lot, so he simply followed along, "Dare to ask the shopkeeper, this Yu Niang is your sweetheart?"

The shopkeeper told him the story of him and Yuniang in a dialect, sometimes with a southern accent and sometimes with a northern accent.

To put it simply, it is roughly that the chef Yu Niang is a deaf girl. She doesn't know that the shopkeeper loves her. After three years of work, she will go back to her hometown.

The shopkeeper asked Wen Ya to try to help him confess his love. The method was to prepare gifts for Yuniang. He needed to go to Qingming Shanghe Street to buy all the silk, rouge, and red hairpins, so as to express his heart to her, which was full of routines of the program group tossing guests.

Wen Ya counted the time, and there should be enough time to run back and forth, but he is not that honest, and with his status, even if he runs away, he will not keep the camera, so he simply responded to the routine with a routine, and seriously asked the shopkeeper Fa asked: "Shopkeeper, you gave Yu Niang a gift, but what if Yu Niang still doesn't understand your intentions and treat it as a farewell gift?"

The actor playing the shopkeeper probably didn't expect that he would not follow the script, so he could only reply: "Impossible! As long as I receive the gift, Yuniang will definitely know my heart!"

Wen Ya smiled and said, "I have other methods that can also help you facilitate this matter."

The most classic silent confession in film history should be the confession to Juliet by Mark standing in front of the door holding a clipboard in "Love Actually".

He went downstairs to get a pen and paper from the counter, and the shopkeeper followed behind, still trying to persuade him to buy gifts for him, "Yu Niang can't read! It's better for you to help me—"

Wen Ya couldn't help laughing, "You don't need to know how to read, you should be able to understand it."

Xu Shi reminded the group performers in the headset that they could relax as appropriate, and the shopkeeper finally stopped talking and stopped persuading, but asked, "Your Excellency, do you want to use paintings?"

Wen Ya was a little surprised that the props group really prepared brushes and inks, but fortunately he was familiar with them, so he picked up the brushes and drew while saying, "Out of the east gate, there are women like clouds."

"Though it's like a cloud, I think about it."

Holding a brush, he quickly finished drawing a few thin, lively and smooth stick figures. He followed the cameraman to record the whole process, and several extra performers surrounded him.

In the first picture, the street was crowded with people, and the chubby shopkeeper was alone on the street, looking around in frustration.

In the second picture, he walked back to the door of the restaurant, holding a flower in his hand behind his back.

In the third picture, he stood outside the kitchen, looking at the girl who was cooking inside.

In the fourth picture, he walked into the kitchen and handed the flowers to the girl shyly.

Although these paintings are simple, they are really cute, and the meaning of secret love is fully expressed, and the few people watching are amazed.

The shopkeeper picked up the paintings and looked at them, and said with satisfaction: "Good! Good! When Yu Niang becomes the proprietress, you will be the new cook in the shop!" gave him.

Wen Ya was funny and secretly thought, in the past when he was bored on the mountain, he often painted old masters for Chang Feng, and he drew jokes about Wulongyuan for fun. At that time, his paintings were better than now. Later, when Chang Feng grew up, he painted landscapes, waters and birds Drawing people, but the manga has long been put down, and I didn't expect that these days it would be useful, so I thanked the shopkeeper, hung up the sign and rushed to the city.

Wen Ya rushed to Fan Lou, and the program team invited a lot of group performers generously, and wandered the streets in ancient costumes.

The small flags hung by the vendors on both sides are the advertisements of the sponsors.

He came here too early, and he got his identity card again, so he didn't have to avoid the patrolling officials. On the contrary, he seemed a little strange among a group of guests who hadn't got their ID cards and zigzagged around the streets to avoid the officials and complete their tasks.Fortunately, Miss Bao Frog trotted over, hid behind the stone lion and called him, "Handsome Wen! Come here!", and found something for him to do.

Wen Ya went over to help her block the patrolling officials, and asked, "What's the matter?"

Bao Frog cried, "My task is to bribe that father-in-law to become a maid in the Northern Qi Palace, but he wants hardware. I just went to a restaurant to work and sing, and only gave me one gold... What should I do now? There are always officials at the gate of the gambling house, and I can't even get in."

Wen Ya thought for a while, and couldn't laugh or cry, "Then you can't go to the gambling house... Think about it, if you go to the gambling house and really win and get money, what is this program promoting? Then the gambling house should be just a gambling house. Decoration."

Bao Frog broke down and scratched his head, "Then I'll sing four more songs?"

Wen Ya said, "No way, this is Qingming Shanghe Street, and there are shops all over the street. It's really not good, there is Zishi Street at the other end, there must not be only one way to make money—"

He checked the remaining time, it was less than 10 minutes, thought for a while, and said: "I will try to help you get two gold, and you can get another two gold yourself, and we will meet in front of Fan Lou in 10 minutes, so that the hardware can be combined." enough."

Bao Frog chirped, "You are such a nice person!"

Wen Ya walked along Shanghe Street during the Qingming Festival, paying attention to both sides as he walked.

Antique shops, grocery stores, tea shops, umbrella shops, spice shops, pawnshops...all of them looked like nothing special, and they walked straight through the city gate, only to see a shop with a signboard of a program sponsor.

The sponsor is a snack brand, and they sell candied fruit. The proprietress outside the store is very handsome, unlike ordinary group performers, she can tell at a glance that they are specially invited.Seeing that he noticed her, the proprietress waved her hand and said, "Young master! Young master, can you do me a favor!"

Wen Ya walked over, only to hear the proprietress say: "Young master, I just opened a small shop on the street, which sells the best preserved fruit in the country! But now, I need some poems related to fruit." Come to promote my preserved fruit, can you help me think of some? I can give you a very generous reward!"

Wen Yaxin said that the placement of the advertisement was okay, not too hard, and was about to agree, when someone behind him suddenly said, "Count me in. Otherwise, whoever speaks more poems will take the reward?"

Wen Ya turned around, and it was Mu Ye's junior Xing Zhou who came.

A half-grown child showing his sharpness, Wen Ya smiled and didn't take it seriously, but politely said to the proprietress: "Then the two of us will work together, and the reward will be half and half."

But I heard Xing Zhou say: "That's so boring, it's better to take away all the winners. You come first?"

Most of them have the posture of not giving up if they don't agree.

Wen Ya felt that he didn't read much poetry, and he didn't have much confidence in his heart. He only said that he must be of a level that can participate in the poetry competition. Having said that, he had to give it a try and read a few sentences casually.

After that, you came and I went back and forth for several rounds, and Xing Zhou's face gradually became ugly.

He only knew that Wen Ya had never been to university, and compared to himself, he was almost illiterate, but he never thought that he could memorize so many poems, and not all of them were lines he knew well.

For example, "the loquats are full of trees in May", such as "the red pears are ripe in the first frost".

He finished the last thing he could think of, "eating three hundred lychees a day", and when he heard Wen Ya read out "Yangmei on a jade plate is for you", he felt his self-esteem suddenly shattered all over the floor.

He was dizzy until the tips of his ears turned red, and he didn't think of the next sentence.

He didn't know that Wen Ya had lived in an overhead world with Chinese civilization for a hundred years year after year, and there were no calendar days in the mountains. When he was bored, he would naturally turn to any book he could find. Although Wen Ya consciously didn't read many books, But if compared with an eighteen or nineteen-year-old child, it is really too big to bully the young.

He didn't know this, but Wen Ya knew it very well.

He is open-minded, and consciously has no enmity with Xing Zhou. The young man has strong self-esteem, and there is no need to embarrass him once. Seeing him stuck, he immediately smiled and said: "This comparison is endless, "NPC" will let us go It has become "Poetry Conference", so listen to me, take half of it for one person, and save some time."

Even if Xing Zhou didn't know good from bad, he also understood that Wen Ya was saving face for him.

He really needs to get paid to exchange his identity card, but he was the one who proposed to compete with him before, if Wen Ya won, he just said that he would give him half of it, he couldn't take it out of face anyway, I'm afraid he would still be right in his heart He remembered it.He didn't expect that Wen Ya would take the initiative to leave him under the steps, which made him ashamed.

This kind of knowledge made him a little inexplicably annoyed, and he said viciously: "Listen to you." He took the hardware, turned and ran away.

But in his heart, he faintly felt that Wen Ya was actually a good person, and the dirty gossip he heard just now might not be true.

Seeing him running away, Wen Ya didn't know that he had such a complicated inner drama.

He felt that it was just a small matter of convenience, so he took other hardware and returned to Fanlou the same way.

In front of Fan Lou, Mu Ye and two other guests were standing beside the stone lion talking, with a bamboo hat on their heads.

Obviously wearing sports attire and a bamboo hat, he looks like an unrestrained knight-errant, so handsome that Wen Ya's heart skipped a beat.

He quickened his pace a little, walked to his side, and asked in a low voice, "Where did you get the bamboo hat?"

Makino turned to look at him, very close to him, the wide brim of his hat covered him in the shadow, "Daxiangguo Temple."

He handed him his ID card, which read "Monk."

Wen Ya imagined him with a big rosary bead around his neck and a staff in his hand, secretly thinking that he must be very sexy, and suddenly felt a little regretful that his identity certificate was a cook.

Just as he was thinking about it, his head suddenly felt heavy. It turned out that Makino had put the bamboo hat on top of his head.

Wen Ya laughed, "I didn't want to ask you...you look good in it."

Makino looked at him seriously for a while, and said in a low and magnetic voice, "It looks good on you."