Comprehensive HP on the Possibility of Dual Cultivation of Magic and Martial Arts

"This is the little mermaid prince of the Orson Kingdom under the sea——Sbree, um... a mermaid who is still in his infancy." Cirdan introduced to Mirkota and Voldemort that he was holding a pot and kept licking his mouth to eat the sea. stuffed mermaid.

"Hi~" The little mermaid Sbray put down the crucible that was completely eaten, not even a drop of soup left, touched his stomach, and burped.Putting her hands on the ground, she dragged the fish tail and moved in front of Mirkoda: "Hello, beauty. Are you short of a husband? What do you think of me? I'm not picky~"

Seeing Voldemort roll up his sleeves, Cirdan quickly stopped him: "Children are ignorant! Don't be as knowledgeable as him!"

"I'm not a kid anymore, I'll be over 600 in two years~" Sbray continued to correct recklessly. "How is it? Do you want to think about it? It's very easy to raise."

"Let go, let me kill this shameless bastard." Voldemort struggled desperately, Cirdan stubbornly dragged him away. "You're even older than me, and you call him a child!" This guy is ten times his age, so it's unreasonable to count him as a child!

Mirkota knelt down, rubbed the little mermaid's head, and said, "You finished our dinner."

"Uh..." The thin-skinned little mermaid's face turned red, and he hesitated for a while and said, "It's so delicious, I accidentally...I'll exchange pearls with you, how about it?"

"I'm looking for the mermaid's tears, can I exchange them for tears?"

The little mermaid pursed her mouth: "But I can't cry now~"

"I don't want you to cry now, I will stay here for three days. You can ask for anything."

"Well... what are you crying for?"

"Collect and boil medicine."

"Hmm~ How about five grilled fish for a crystal cup of tears?"

"of course can."

"Then you must wait for me to come to eat tomorrow!" The little mermaid stretched out her little finger: "Pull the hook."

"Okay." Mirkoda smiled and hooked the little mermaid's hand. "Hook."

Spray happily went back to the sea and squeezed his tears. Voldemort said with a bad face, "Aren't you afraid that he will lie to you?" To fool people with pearls and sea water?

"Master Cirdan should be able to distinguish mermaid tears!" Mirkoda looked at Cirdan.

"of course."

"Then I ask Master Cirdan to find an elf to learn how to grill fish with me."

"what do you mean……?"

"It's convenient for others, why not do it?"

"Thank you for your generosity."

In fact, mermaids would occasionally go to the sea to play during the day, and the next day the weather was cloudy, which was just right for mermaids to play on the beach during the day.When Cirdan came out of the tent, he was startled by the black mermaids on the beach.

"What are you doing?" Cirdan rubbed his temples with a headache.Dried fish?

"Sbree said he found the princess here, let's come and have a look." Mermaid King Tansy stroked his beard and said with a smile.

Cirdan pulled Tanxi over, and the two old men hid aside and murmured: "Take care of your children, if you speak out loud, you will easily be turned into grilled fish."

"What's wrong with my family, Spray?"

"That girl is a human!"

"It doesn't matter, race is not a problem, as long as Sbray likes it."

"The key is that there is another one watching covetously beside him."

"I believe Spray can defeat a rival in love!"

How come it doesn't make sense, Sedan kept scratching his head worriedly.Tansy patted him on the shoulder: "Sirdan, I know that kid Spray is whimsical, but he said that he can cook delicious seafood."

Sedan: ...So you came here just to eat?I really don't want to pay attention to these foodies! "Miss Milkoda is already planning to teach us how to grill fish."

"Oh, that's really nice."

"It's a pity that mermaids are afraid of fire."

"...Sirdan, if you don't pour cold water on us, we can still be friends!"

Cirdan sent ten teleri elves to learn how to cook grilled seafood and barbecue seasonings with Mirkoda.The mermaids caught a lot of seafood in the deep sea, and then they all lay on the reef, smelling the delicious barbecue smell, watching Mirkoda teach the elves how to cook delicious seafood.Sibuli has been crawling around behind Mirkoda, constantly nagging: "Mirkoda, don't you really think about it? I am very gentle and very considerate. Marry me as a princess. No, you can marry me..."

"Get lost!" Voldemort tugged at Spray's tail and threw him back into the sea.

Spray swam back to the shore angrily, splashing the water vigorously with his tail, splashing Voldemort all over his body: "Bald fish, you are jealous of Mirkoda's feelings for me! Jealous that I am more handsome than you!"

"I'm jealous of your sister! Let's talk about it when you grow legs!" Voldemort was so angry when he thought of the fish shamelessly showing off to Mirkota for a hug!

"Ha! Bald fish, ugly old bald fish!" Sbray shouted in the sea.

"Don't think I won't dare to beat you if your parents are around!"

"Then come down!"

"Come up if you have the ability!"

"Come down if you have the ability! Bald fish! Bald fish!"

Mirkoda and the elves: "..."

Cirdan calmly watched the quarrel between one person and one mermaid. Today he has persuaded them no less than twenty times. No matter how good-tempered the elf is, he can't take it anymore. The elves' patience has a limit!One and two are bear children.

The fish is all grilled, and one crystal cup of mermaid tears is exchanged for five grilled fish.Milkoda held the crystal cup to the sunlight, looking at the mermaid tears inside.Mermaid tears are very similar and beautiful to pearls, but they are not milky white like pearls but translucent, each of them is the size of a little finger, and a crystal cup can hold about twenty of them.

It is said that holy water is easy to make, and the materials are rare, and sometimes you can't get one or two in your life.However, seeing the bustling mermaids on this big beach, each holding a crystal cup of mermaid tears and queuing up to receive the grilled fish, Mirkoda began to wonder whether the ingredients for the holy water could really be so simple ?Did he encounter a false legend?

"Miss Mirkoda, I heard that you are looking for the ingredients of holy water. Forgive me, dragon scales are not a good thing. Gandalf has initiated the mission to the Lonely Mountain, you can wait for him to come back..." Cirdan suggested.

Mirkota realized his kindness and said with a smile, "I have found the dragon scale."

"Don't believe the words of those unscrupulous merchants. The dragon scales in their hands cannot be real! There is only one dragon left in the whole of Middle-earth, Smaug, and no one can walk from it and get out of it."

"It's its dragon scale."

"...Are you kidding me? How is that possible?"

"Why are you joking? Gandalf should also know that I have got the dragon scale."

"...can I ask how you did it?"

Mirkoda pretended to be an outsider: "How did the mermaid tears come from?"

"..." Sedan was a little embarrassed to say: "I exchanged it with... grilled fish." It's a shame to know this group of foodies!

"That's how the dragon scales come from."

"..." What is this!Not all of Middle-earth are foodies! "Grilled fish too?"

"No, roast lamb."

Not at all good!Cirdan wanted to cry, feeling worthless for those who died at Smaug's hands.

"It feels like a trip to Middle-earth on the tip of the tongue~" Stop sighing, Sedan is about to cry!

"Mirkoda~" Milkoda turned around upon hearing the sound, and a mermaid rushed over. Milkoda carefully dragged the fish's tail, and hugged the little mermaid in her arms. "Mirkoda~ That bald fish bullied me~" Sbree put his arms around Mirkoda's neck, gave Voldemort a provocative look, and then buried his face in Mirkoda's chest, rubbing back and forth coquettishly.

"Really? Sbrae?" Mirkoda rubbed the tip of Sbrae's nose with the tip of her nose.

"My young heart has been hurt, and I need Milkoda's hug to heal~" Sbury put his face closer to Milkoda's mouth.

"Okay, what~ah!" Mirkoda kissed Spray's left cheek.

"Also, and here, here!" Spray stretched out his right cheek.

This time, Mirkoda kissed the back of the hand lying between the two of them, and looked along the hand, only to see Voldemort looking at them both with a dark face.Voldemort gritted his teeth and squeezed out a sentence: "Boy! You are too much!"

"Mirkoda, Mirkoda, look, he's killing me!" Spray complained.

Mirkoda scratched Sbrai's nose and said, "The grilled fish is about to be eaten by other people~"

"Quick, quick, quick, let me down!" Upon hearing that the fish was almost gone, Spray anxiously patted Mirkoda's arm to let her loosen herself, and immediately crawled over to grab the grilled fish as soon as he landed.

Mirkoda looked gently at Sibuli and other mermaids and elves fighting to grab the grilled fish, "What are you doing with the kids?"

"He's not young anymore! He's bigger than me!" Voldemort looked aside angrily.

"Heh~, but he is still a cub among the mermaids." Mirkoda withdrew his gaze. "Vody."

"Ok?"

"I'll find my way home and bring you back." I'll find a way to make up for my mistakes.

"I'm a man, Miko, you can try to rely on me." Voldemort frowned: "Don't carry it alone." Voldemort felt that sometimes Mikota looked at himself as if he was looking at an ignorant child.Well, arguing with cubs these days is indeed not what adults do.In this strange world, Mirkoda is mostly taking care of herself, and there are very few things she can do.Sometimes magic is not omnipotent. Voldemort knew that if he was replaced by himself, he would definitely not be able to do better than Mirkoda in certain things.This trip to another world is a good opportunity to get to know Milkoda, at least, to become the person closest to her who understands her best.

"Ah!" Mirkoda was noncommittal. "There are two days left, and then the ship lord will send us to the port of Londale. We need to land from there and pass through Dunland to the Red Horn Pass. How about it?"

"One more horse to buy."

"We have a wolf, I think it should be able to carry two people."

"We... two of us ride... one horse?"

"You think it's crowded? Then we'll buy another horse."

"No, no, no, how could I find it crowded, I was just afraid that you would mind." How could such a good thing be disliked!

"But it will be faster. I can't use the wind element to control the speed of a horse and a wolf at the same time." Still need to exercise!

For the next two days, Voldemort was in high spirits all day long, everyone was pleasing to the eye, even Sbrae's deliberate provocation, even whipping him with his tail, could not destroy his good mood.Sedan stared sideways: This is the wrong medicine, right?

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About three more chapters or so before leaving the Lord of the Rings.