Comprehensive HP on the Possibility of Dual Cultivation of Magic and Martial Arts
Chapter 103 Extra Story: When Mirkoda traveled to the original book "Half-Blood Prince" (1
There was a deviation in positioning, and Mirkoda and Foddy did not return to their world, but went to the parallel world that Mirkoda had been to several times, and the landing place was Gaunt's old house in Great Hangleton.
"boom!"
"Cough cough cough cough" Mirkoda and Fudi fell out of the whirlpool and hit the floor, coughing choked by the swirling dust.
Still Voldemort was at the bottom, and Mirkoda fell on top of him.Although it hurt a little, Fudy still felt that he had earned it, because Mirkoda's chest was covering his face.Thank you Roselorian for the skirt of the female elf, low-cut~(///▽///)!If it weren't for being tied up, Foddy's hands would have lost their way.
"What the hell is this place!" Mirkoda got up from Voldemort.Many of the roof tiles were missing, exposing the rafters, the small windows had no glass, and now and then a few mice slid around the corner.
"You?" A familiar old voice came from behind.The little flower that was still rippling and the careful Fu Di were excited and got up quickly.It's a pity that he forgot that he was still tied with a rope, the carp couldn't get up, and fell back again.
Voldy: Let Dumbledore see a joke again!Why do I meet this old guy every time I'm tied up by Mi Ke!
"Principal Dumbledore? Great, finally back!" Seeing Dumbledore, Mirkoda was very happy, which proved that they had indeed returned to the HP world.
Dumbledore cautiously pointed at them with his wand: "When did we first meet?" Voldemort was resurrected. In order to prevent Death Eaters from using Compound Potion to break into the interior and cause damage, every time we met acquaintances, we had to wait in advance. Check your eyes to see if it's the right person.
"Huh? Of course it was at the opening ceremony." Mirkoda was puzzled: What happened to Dumbledore?
It is generally said that the person who knows you best is your enemy, so Fuddy can tell at a glance whether this is Dumbledore, at least not the Dumbledore of their world. "Mike! He's not Dumbledore, this one is obviously much older! Did you make a mistake in your positioning this time?" And it looks like Gaunt's old house, and it hasn't been renovated yet, so it's definitely an abduction. To another world!
Listening to what the two said, Dumbledore suddenly thought that for Milkoda, their first meeting was indeed at her first-year sorting ceremony.So I still have to ask something that only the two of them know. "Where did you keep that locket? It's the one, the one you know."
"Isn't it for you?" It turns out that Headmaster Dumbledore will also be forgetful when he gets old!This question made Milkoda realize that she was in the wrong place this time.
Dumbledore thought he was cryptic, but none of the people present were fools, at least Foddy didn't think he was.So he blew up and sued Mi Keda: "Mike! You actually have another cat outside behind my back! It's still this face and the one with the thousand-petal chrysanthemum! How can you give him the gift I gave you? !"
"Shut up! Not yours!"
Fu Di pouted, rolled to the corner and faced the wall aggrievedly, and complained in a low voice: "Who else could it be if it's not mine? Sure enough, because I'm wild, I don't attract people's love, and I don't take it seriously at all." , I can’t even keep the gifts I sent out..." Mirkoda took out the Slytherin locket that was not made into a Horcrux and threw it at it, and Foddy shut up satisfactorily.
Dumbledore is used to seeing Voldemort or the glamorous top student side, or the ruthless and violent monarch side, this is the first time he has seen such a magical character design, just like a pet that is awkward because the owner touches other pets Humanoid husky. "Mirkoda, do you want to come to class after school starts?"
"Well...it's okay to go to class. But what about this guy? One of them is already acting as a monster outside. If you let this one out, the lethality will not be a matter of one plus one equals two." Milko Darth really couldn't imagine the scene where two Voldemorts met, a scene where the thunder would set off the fire, the picture was so beautiful that people couldn't bear to look directly at it. "Why don't you take him to Hogwarts too, I can still watch it."
Dumbledore also felt that it would be easy to cause chaos if this Foddy was released. It was already enough chaos, and there was no need to add more fire to make it more chaotic. "Professor, don't think about it, the teaching assistant of the fighting class. If you look at him, I can feel relieved."
"Well, that's fine. But, Headmaster Dumbledore, why are you here? Do you know where this is?"
Foddy, who was facing the wall, rolled back and interjected first: "This is the old Gaunt house in Great Hangleton, my grandfather's house. Miko, don't worry. In our world, I have asked Lucius to fix the house. No, it definitely won’t look like this, it doesn’t matter whether it’s a wedding room or a villa. When we go back, I’ll take you to have a look. If you don’t like it, you can also renovate it.”
"You have a lot of inner drama, Fuddy? Go back to the wall and face the wall!" This guy is really getting more and more clingy.
Dumbledore watched the excitement with a smile: "Mirkoda, you have trained him well."
"Principal Dumbledore, you also have a lot of inner drama." Mirkota firmly refused to admit that she had any relationship with that lump in the corner.
Foddy, who was squatting in the corner, suddenly realized that this is his own territory, what is Dumbledore doing here! "What are you doing here, Dumbledore!"
"Another Horcrux is here?" Seeing Dumbledore's serious face for a moment, Mirkoda immediately reacted.Pulling away from Fudi, he slammed on the wall, "Tell me, how many Horcruxes you have made, and where are they placed!"
Fudi, who was pressed against the wall, twisted his body shamelessly and said, "Kiss me, I'll tell you if you kiss me."
"..." Mirkoda immediately let go, ignored him, and let him fend for himself.Turn around and analyze the number and location of Horcruxes with Dumbledore. "Since the locket counts as one, the relics of the other founders may also be made into Horcruxes."
"The relatively well-known Gryffindor's sword, this one has been kept by me, and it has not been taken by Voldemort; we have already got Slytherin's locket; Ravencrow's crown and Hufflepuff's gold cup are still They were not found. According to reliable sources, they should also have fallen into Voldemort's hands."
"The second-grade diary counts as one." Mirkoda roughly counted, "Now there are one, two, three, four,...five." Looking back, he kicked Fudi, "You do that What are you doing!"
Voldemort said aggrievedly: "I just made four good cuts? A crown, a gold cup, a diary and a ring. The locket is given to you as a token of love."
"ring?"
"Mike, do you like it? How about making an engagement ring when I go back and remove the soul piece?" Foddy's eyes lit up.
"...not very good." Why is this guy so stubborn.
Dumbledore went on to say: "I only know that there should be a Horcrux here, but I'm not sure what it is."
"Maybe you can feel the magic fluctuations?" Mirkoda closed her eyes and carefully perceived the whole room. There were subtle changes inside the fireplace. "There are fluctuations in the back of the fireplace." Mirkoda tapped every brick on the fireplace lightly, and finally found a hollow brick that made a "dong dong" sound.Carefully pull out the brick, shake it, and there is indeed something inside.Next, Mirkoda showed Fuddy and Dumbledore a good show of breaking bricks with bare hands, which made them stunned for a while.
Dumbledore took out the contents of the hollow brick, and it was indeed a ring.He raised the ring and examined it carefully, "This is..." Dumbledore's expression was agitated, and he trembled as if possessed, trying to put the ring on the middle finger of his right hand.
"Principal Dumbledore? Principal Dumbledore!" Mirkoda noticed that something was wrong with Dumbledore, and slashed at Dumbledore's left hand with a knife. The ring fell off and was caught by Mirkoda with the wind, and then was frozen It became an ice crystal.
Helping Dumbledore to sit down, Mirkota found out the wine that Thranduil had given him, and got him a glass. "You were very wrong just now."
"Of course, I cursed the ring. If he had put it on just now, he would be dead!" Foddy gloated.
"Not everyone will see the ring as if it was worn." Mirkoda picked up the ice crystal and carefully observed the ring inside.When she saw the pattern on the ring, she understood: "No wonder. Fudi, where did you get this ring?"
"From my uncle, the Squib Morfin Gaunt. It is said to be a relic of Slytherin." Thinking of those miserable family members, Voddy's disgust could not be suppressed.
"It's not from Slytherin, it's from the Peverell family. You've never looked at the pattern carefully before, have you? The Deathly Hallows." Mirkoda untied Voddy and threw him a copy of "The Tale of Beedle the Bard" Collection", "The last chapter "Legend of the Three Brothers", read for yourself."
Although he didn't understand why Mirkoda asked him to read fairy tales, under Mirkoda's threat of force, Fudi still read the book obediently.The illustration for this chapter is drawing a logo that looks like a triangular eye with a vertical line in the middle of the pupil. "It is! It is the same as the coat of arms on the ring."
"According to research, this story corresponds to the legend of the three Peverell brothers, the Elder Wand." Milkoda drew a vertical line in the air.
"Resurrection Stone." She added a circle above the vertical line.
"Invisibility Cloak." Then he drew a triangle outside the vertical line and the circle, "Together it is the Deathly Hallows. But the legend is just a legend, the resurrection stone can't really resurrect the dead, it just invites a kind of death that is stronger than the soul. Real, more illusory substance than substance. It is also written in the story. In the end, the second child was tortured by hopeless longing, and committed suicide in order to really be with the person he likes.” So don’t think it can make You are immortal.
"Okay, what's the matter with that old guy, he's still out of his wits?" Foddy looked at the decadent Dumbledore in distaste.
"I'm just confessing." Dumbledore eased his emotions, and after regaining his previous wise image, he sincerely thanked Mirkota: "If it weren't for you, maybe I would have died."
"Actually, you don't care, do you? Even if you are cursed, you will have calculated everything in advance." Milkoda doesn't like this kind of life that is ignored for the sake of righteousness. "What are you going to do next?"
"I've made an appointment with Harry to pick him up at the Burrow. Together?" Dumbledore felt that Harry must also want to meet Milkoda.
"Okay, before I go again, I want to go to Diagon Alley to buy some gifts."
About Harry:
Voldemort and Dumbledore followed Milkoda to Diagon Alley to buy gifts for the Dursleys. In addition to the ice cream from Florin's Cold Drinks, Milkoda also specially bought a pot of petunia magic plant, and then He also brought a bottle of diluted weight-loss potion.
At seven o'clock in the evening, the three arrived at Privet Drive on time.It was Vernon Dursley who opened the door, and Harry was standing on the stairs with one sneaker in one hand and a binoculars in one hand, watching them in surprise.Milkoda waved to Harry: "Good evening, Harry."
"Mirkoda!" Harry was surprised and delighted, he looked at the things in his hand in embarrassment and hurried back to the room to put them away.
Milkoda smiled and looked at Petunia Dursley, who was standing by the kitchen door, wearing rubber gloves and looking terrified. "Good evening, Mrs. Dursley, see you again." Put the gift on the shoe rack.
Petunia saw Milkoda, and slightly eased her nervousness when she saw Dumbledore, "Good evening, Miss Williams. What are you doing here?"
"Come to visit you, and pick Harry up for vacation." Mirkoda followed Petunia into the kitchen, made some refreshments, made black tea, and cleaned up the kitchen. "The world is not very peaceful recently, so don't leave the house when it's too late." He took out three talismans from the ring and handed them to Petunia: "Wear them close to your body, one for each person. It will save your life in case of abnormal events. "
"Is it serious?"
"It's hard to say, it depends on the degree of death of some people."
In the living room, Dumbledore was sitting on the sofa chatting with Harry.Harry paid so much attention to the black cloak sitting in the corner that the scar on his forehead would feel like a needle prick every time his eyes passed by.
"Professor, is he?" Harry asked, pointing to the black cloak.
Dumbledore said happily: "It's just a passerby."
"Or, you can take me as your godmother's future husband." Voddy in a black robe answered.
Harry said in surprise, "Milkoda agreed? What about Snape?"
Voldy: ...why there is something about that bastard Snape everywhere!
"Harry, just ignore him." Mirkota came out of the kitchen with some tea, "Some people get their brains flooded, causing confusion in their language function."
After Dumbledore warned the Dursleys, he finally offered to leave, and Harry happily followed the three of them with his luggage.
"Milkoda, I don't know why, but the scar on that person's head hurts when I see it." Harry hesitated for a while before telling Milkoda.
"Because he is almost the same person as the one who left you with the scar." Mirkoda looked at Harry's terrified eyes with a wicked look.
"He, he, he is Voldemort!" Hmph!It really wasn't a good thing, just now he fooled himself, saying that he was Milkoda's future husband.Harry decided that he must add trouble to this product, to the death!
Regarding accommodation:
Seeing Fudi standing in the principal's office, the four deans were all in a bad mood.What's the situation? Can the Dark Lord enter and leave Hogwarts with a raised nose?
Dumbledore gloated and watched the excitement, pointed at Foddy and introduced: "This is Mr. Tom Riddle, the assistant teacher of the fighting class this semester."
"I thought you had eyes, Albus!" Snape said through gritted teeth, holding his left arm.Don't tell me you can't see who this guy is! "Where's Milkoda!"
Foddy is also wary of this rival in love, don't think he can't get the word out, the whole of Hogwarts knows that Snape has a crush on Milkoda, and their office and lounge are next to each other .
At this moment, Milkoda came in, and both Foddy and Snape's eyes were glued to her tightly.
"Mirkoda, are you done?" Dumbledore asked.
"Yeah." Mirko straightened his sleeves and said, "It's all done. It's still next to the Black Lake. There are a lot of students who signed up this time. I still need to prepare a test in advance to screen out some who can't meet my requirements. student."
"Then where do you plan to arrange your office?" Dumbledore started to pick things up, he especially wanted to see some people's excitement.
Milkoda frowned: "The office? Isn't it always in the cellar?"
"Now you have an extra teaching assistant, do you need to change to a bigger room on another floor?" Dumbledore added fire, earning Snape's glare.
Fuddy was also at the side and said, "Mike, it's good to change to another one. It's cold and damp in the cellar. Let's go to the eighth floor? The sun is shining!" The farther away from that Snape, the better!
"I remember you were a Slytherin. How did you stay there for seven years?" Mirkoda looked at Foddy with a wand-making expression, what's wrong with this guy?Which cranial nerve is in the wrong place?
Snape was not to be outdone: "It seems that even the Dark Lord is sometimes possessed by Gryffindor."
Dumbledore: ...Hey!Hey!Hey!Hey!If you hate him, hate him, what are you doing with our Gryffindors?
Snape: Would this have happened if you hadn't picked things up?
"Let's stay in the cellar." Mirkoda ignored the undercurrent between the two rivals, "Fudi, if you want to go to the eighth floor, you can live on the eighth floor. Sir, I still need your help with some things. The research on a potion has been deduced almost, but it always feels a little bit worse. I will get the research materials I deduced." Mirkoda nodded to the other professors, opened the door and left.Snape gave Voddy a provocative look and followed, leaving Fuddy, fuming with blowfish, to throw fire on Dumbledore's silverware.
The final result was that Fudi also packed his luggage and lived in another room in the cellar next to Milkoda's office.From time to time, when Mirkoda and Snape were researching potions together, it was a good thing that he also had a certain potion level, otherwise Mirkoda would have kicked him out a long time ago.
Voldy & Snape glared at each other behind Mirkoda's back: ...this big annoying light bulb!
Questions about the Vodibone character design:
With the start of school, Snape's workload was unusually heavy, but overall he was in a good mood.In addition to getting the position of professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts as he wished, leaving the Potions class to Professor Slughorn, and studying the formula of holy water with Milkoda.
Especially when he found that in private, this Voldy and Voldemort were not the same at all. He followed Mirkoda's ass every day, playing coquettishly, rolling around and being cute, and constantly refreshing the lower limit of morality. It's really like a husky, even if it looks like a wolf, opening its mouth and lifting its buttocks reveals its sturdy temperament.It can't be reminded that this person is the Dark Lord Voldemort who has caused disasters everywhere, and I can't be afraid at all... But, it's just too intrusive, don't you know how to avoid it?If you disturb someone's love, you will be struck by lightning! (Fudi: Nonsense! You are the one who bothers you. If you succeed, won’t there be nothing wrong with me?)
Slughorn was also relieved. After he popularized the knowledge of Horcruxes to Voldemort, who was still a student, he immediately fled when Voldemort was in power.Now that the Dark Lord has been unsealed and released to bite, it is no longer safe outside.Reluctantly returned to Hogwarts under the persuasion of Dumbledore and Harry, but there was actually a Dark Lord here, which made Slughorn scold Dumbledore every day.
However, is this still the Tom who lived among thousands of flowers without even touching his body?Why are you jealous with Severus every day, fighting like a black-eyed chicken.Alas~!One or two of them can be regarded as my favorite students. When people get old, they are soft-hearted. I'd better watch the show quietly.Didn't you see that Dumbledore and the others ate melon seeds every time these two clashed to watch the fun?
As the most enthusiastic and active person to watch, Dumbledore wished he could leave all his work and move a small bench to sit at the door of the cellar.It's not in vain for him to think of ways to create conflicts for them. Anyway, Mirkoda is emotionally insensitive, and until now she hasn't found out that these two people care about her carefully.That's not right, Tom talks about getting married every day?Well, Mirkoda always thought that this guy was teasing her.Hearing that the two of them were involved in another world together, she completely took Tom's behavior as a baby bird... There is no one who is so dull.When I saw her reading the Muggle "Criminal Psychology" before, I asked her why she didn't study Foddy's psychology, but this person actually said that she didn't study abnormal psychology... Poor Tom, you are well on your way!
Then again, Tom and Severus still have a good fight!Severus spent all the anger he received from Tom on his work. The espionage work was very efficient, and he found out everything that was useful or not.Tom also took out his anger on Harry, who often came to see Milkoda, which made Harry a gratifying achievement in Occlumency.The only bad thing is that Mirkoda seems to have seen her own bad taste and was restrained by her. These two have behaved a lot recently, and the excitement is not enough to watch!Dumbledore sighed: No matter how sensible a man is, he will be dazzled when he meets love~
About opening a small stove:
In order to make it easier for Harry to defeat Voldemort, Dumbledore asked for Milkoda's opinion, and caught Voldy to give Harry a little trouble.Through all kinds of memories, deeply analyze how the Dark Lord was refined, and for some things that are not understood, there are authoritative explanations from the parties themselves, which is the same as copying standard answers for homework.He even taught Harry some spells as additional questions
From infancy to youth, and then to old age, explaining his own psychological process to his fateful enemy bit by bit, and teaching the enemy how to defeat himself, Fudi is also very hardworking.
Another tutoring session, Harry mispronounced spells five times in a row, and Fuddy was so angry that he wanted to beat him up.
"If you dare to beat me, I'll tell Mirkoda!" You don't have to be a fool to have an amulet.
Fuddy picked up a book at random and threw it over, slamming it on the door frame, "Looking for Mirkoda? Can she protect you forever? I don't know if she exists in this world!" Harry was stunned.
Fu Di went on to say: "You think I am willing to teach you! Which fool have you ever seen can break up his life experience and tell it to the enemy who is said to be his destiny? With your IQ and learning attitude, you still want to beat another me , I am enough. Are you still going to laugh me to death with your own stupidity?"
"Calm down, calm down." Dumbledore and Mud. "He's still a kid!"
"It's just you and Mi Ke who treat him as a child! Why didn't you treat me as a child at the beginning!" Fudi slammed the door and ran to Mi Keda for psychological comfort.
"Professor..." Harry asked weakly: "Am I too stupid and not working hard? Riddle assistant taught him..."
"It's nothing, he just looked for an opportunity to run back to find Mirkoda, and by the way, make things difficult for Professor Snape."
"Who will Milkoda choose? I think they are all sincere to Milkoda." Harry asked with concern.
Dumbledore showed a slight smile: "Before that, Mirkoda must be enlightened first, and everything will be in vain if she does not understand."
About Draco Malfoy:
It was his two little friends, Goyle and Crabbe, who first discovered that Drake was abnormal. They told Milkota about Drake's various behaviors during the break.Mirkoda took energy out of her busy schedule to observe, and gradually discovered some patterns.
When Malfoy came out of an empty classroom again, he bumped into Milkoda who was waiting here. "Mr. Malfoy."
"Sorry, Professor." Drake didn't want to entangle too much, he left in a hurry.
"What are you doing here?" Mirkoda looked at him seriously.
"That doesn't seem to concern you, professor?"
Mirkoda, who didn't intend to be reasonable, imitated Snape: "Contradicting the professor, is this your etiquette? Mr. Malfoy, come with me!"
Drake reluctantly followed Milkoda back to the office in the cellar.Milkoda opened the door and motioned him to go in quickly.
"Sit down." Mirkoda sat on the sofa and pointed to the single sofa opposite. "The classrooms there have been empty for decades. You will go there every three days since the beginning of school. Every time you go, your schoolbag will be bulging. After an hour and a half, you will return to the lounge with an empty schoolbag. "
"You investigate me!" Draco said angrily, "Dumbledore told you to spy on me!"
"You're thinking too much." Mirkoda said calmly, "Would you like tea? Or coffee? Or pumpkin juice?"
"What do you want to do!" Draco threatened Mirkoda like a vigilant little beast, not letting her approach!
Milkota still conjured milk and put it in front of him. "Someone is very worried about you, so please ask me to take care of you. Don't worry, I'm not a Potions professor, and I don't have Veritaserum." Seeing that Drake's eyes became hollow, Mirkoda showed an appreciative smile: "Very smart, For your age, it's good to be able to master this level! But for some wizards who are stronger than you, it's not enough!"
Seeing that Drake was silent, Mirkoda adjusted her posture, leaned comfortably on the pillow, and took a sip of milk, "Milk helps you sleep, you haven't slept well for a long time, right? You are too worried. You can Talk to me about, say, that box you're fixing."
"I don't know what you're talking about!" Draco snapped.
"The children nowadays are really not cute." Mirkoda complained in detail: "Let me think about it, your father has been having a hard time recently, right? Professor Slughorn likes famous collectors, or students with potential, no matter Both your father's influence and your potion grades should fall within this range. Ah! I forgot what happened before, and it really got a little confusing." Mirkoda tapped her forehead, and to the people of this world, she was nothing but A few months is a longer time for me. "Let's get down to business. Someone asked you to fix that box? Sure enough." Seeing Drake rubbing his hands unconsciously, Mirkoda continued to stare at his reaction: "Who could it be? A, B, C, D, E, F... V, V? Voldemort?"
Draco stood up abruptly: "Don't say that name!"
"OK! Sit down first! Mr. Malfoy." Mirkoda followed suit and changed his words: "Okay, do you like the Dark Lord or the Mysterious Man? It seems to be the Dark Lord. The magic pattern on the cabinet requires a lot of knowledge reserves, as you It's not easy to improve the current level." Pulling out a piece of paper, Mirkoda wrote a book list and signed it and threw it to Drake. "Come to me every Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday for confinement, and you can go."
"You can't shut me up!"
"Pay attention to your etiquette, Mr. Malfoy. It's almost curfew, you should go back!" Mirkoda began to chase people away willfully. "Don't think about not coming, or I will notify your dean to send you here personally."
Draco's answer was to slam the door and leave.Mirkoda lay on the back of the sofa and muttered, "I really don't know how to respect the elderly."
About quarreling with rivals:
Because part of the knowledge that Mirkoda explained to the students involved the Muggle Studies class, and it was different from the content of the textbook, Professor Burbage of the Muggle Studies class specifically approached Mirkoda to find out about the situation.Mirkota took her to London to have fun and correct some mistakes in the textbooks.Since then, this activity has been retained, and the female professors will set aside one Saturday every month to go out for gatherings.
It was Saturday again, and Mirkoda left three materials to Snape and Foddy, and asked them to study the measurement of medicinal materials together.Dumbledore and several other professors appeared at the door of Snape's office on time, and stuffed their retractable ears into the crack of the door.I heard inside:
Snape: "I said you only need 10 ounces of dragon scales!"
Voldy: "15 ounces, no less!"
"boom!"
Snape: "Idiot! They said 10 ounces! Otherwise the cauldron wouldn't have exploded! Do it again!"
Fu Di: "Who gave you the courage to scold me!"
Snape: "Why can't you scold you for doing something wrong!"
Voldy: "I am the Dark Lord!"
Snape: "I'm still the youngest potions master, listen to me on this!"
Fuddy: "Why! No! Stop it! Now is not the time to let mermaid tears!"
"boom!"
Voldy: "Ha! Return the potion master! It's not the same fryer!"
Snape: "It's your stupidity that caused the fryer! You threw your sleeve in the fryer just now! Should I be glad you don't have hair, so I won't have to make excuses to frame my professionalism when I fry it again? "
Fuddy: "You! Believe it or not, I beat myself to death with a big mouth!"
Snape: "Smash yourself? Come on! Since you want to entertain me, the humble little man."
Fu Di: "No, I beat you to death. It made you stunned. Believe it or not, I beat you to death with one mouth!"
Snape: "Want to fight? Come on!"
Fu Di: "If I don't beat you to death today, I will be a dog!"
Snape: "A dog and a husky!"
"Boom!" "Boom!" "Boom!" Dumbledore and others fell down laughing outside.
Mirkoda, who ran back because she forgot to bring something, saw several old professors crowded at the door of Snape's office like an arhat. "What are you... doing?"
Dumbledore straightened up in embarrassment: "Ah~ the weather is so nice today." Fleeing away
ha?It's snowing outside, are you sure?
Flitwick also got out from under Slughorn in embarrassment: "Well, cough! I'm going back to eat." He also escaped.
Like we just finished breakfast?
Only Slughorn was abandoned by his friends: "Uh...uh... I, that... ahahahaha, I still have a pot of potion, let's go first." He ran at a speed that didn't fit his figure Far.
"What?" Mirkoda frowned and watched the three old men run away.
"Boom!" There was a loud noise in Snape's office, startling Mirkota, and rushing in immediately.
"...you?" Mirkoda stared blankly at the two who had thrown aside their wands and rolled into a ball. "Uh... I didn't see anything." He quickly closed the door and left.It turns out that it is not groundless to say that Fudi likes men! (Fudi, live strong. Mirkoda has gone further and further in misunderstanding your sexual orientation.)
"...Mike! Listen to my explanation." Fu Di got up and chased him out.
Snape sat on the ground and thought proudly: Have you been misunderstood?See how you chase Mirkoda.Hey Σ(0д0lll)!etc!Mirkoda seems to have misunderstood the two of us... "Wait! Mirkoda! Don't go, listen to me!" Snape also chased him out.
About counting:
In a sense, Harry is indeed worthy of being the protagonist, attracting a steady stream of trouble.There were times when Mirkoda really wanted to go straight up to Voldemort and beat him up, and in fact she had done so once.
Whether it was the opal necklace incident or the poisoned alcohol incident, it was Draco who was behind it.For this reason, Mirkoda added two more days of confinement, and the confinement five days a week took up a lot of time for Drake, so that every trouble he made afterwards would be discovered by Mirkoda.Drake thought that Mirkoda would denounce him, and then he would be expelled from school or sent directly to Azkaban.As a result, this woman actually grabbed her collar and rushed directly to her home, freezing all the Death Eaters, including her mother, and whipped the Dark Lord in front of everyone, and then Erase the memory of everyone but him, and bring him back to Hogwarts.
And this woman also warned him: "If you act like a demon again, I will beat him up. If you are caught by me more than three times, I will not erase their memory. You can do it yourself."
Is this woman's strength already so terrifying?Couldn't even the Dark Lord stop her?Is it possible to expect that she can rescue her father?
Confinement again, Drake put all the plans as a condition for Mirkota to save his father.
"Boy, I have already guessed about your plan. I have to say that this is a bad move. That guy's IQ has already been fed to the dog. If I were you, I would immediately defect to the Order of the Phoenix. This is to protect the family." Mir Ke Da stood up, patted his robe, and walked out the door: "This is the end of tonight's confinement."
"Where are you going!"
"You don't have to worry about your lord's affairs, you can't do anything!" Mirkoda directly drove Draco out of the door, and left Hogwarts alone.
Standing on an isolated island in the North Sea, Mirkoda looked at Azkaban and the flying dementors. “Not a good place for a holiday!”
Lucius curled up in a corner, trying to avoid the dementors floating around.Even if the Death Eaters were allies of the Dementor, they wouldn't suck his feelings and soul, just looking at them would be a kind of torture.
"Alive?" A woman's voice?Lucius thought he was hallucinating.
"Already hung up?" Really?
Lucius looked up: "It's you!"
"How about a deal? For your family and your interests."
"Okay!" Anyway, apart from Sissy and Drake, what is there that I can't bear to part with?
Milkoda returned to Hogwarts at breakfast time, blocked Drake at the entrance of the dining room, slapped a red envelope on his face, ignored Drake's excited face, and only said, "Would you like to find someone?" Listen to the place where there are people." Then he turned and went into the restaurant.
"Do you have time later, Principal Dumbledore?" Mirkoda asked as Dumbledore passed by.The ears of a certain person who was eating perked up.
Dumbledore glanced at the two who pretended to be eating but were actually eavesdropping, and replied, "Of course, I'll wait for you in the office."
Mirkoda looked at the two hanging behind him speechlessly, "I never knew that the two of you are so in harmony."
"Mike, you're overthinking. I'm not a bat, how could I have a tacit understanding with a greasy old bat?"
"Of course, no matter what, I'm better than some shameless guys."
"Who do you say has no face?"
"Whoever talks about it!"
"@%&$%&..."
"@%&$%&..."
"Shitup!" Mirkoda turned around seriously and rolled up her sleeves, "Gentlemen, if you can't control your emotions, I can help you calm down."
Voddy and Snape nodded together and made a zip motion on their mouths together.
In Dumbledore's office, the Troublesome Four was formally formed.Main goal: to add to Voldemort's 1 years of unshakable stability.Basic goal: get things done!Purpose of work: To treat Voldemort wholeheartedly, without any leeway, strive to disable, and strive to kill!Work style: not afraid of hardship and tiredness!Work plan: plan according to plan, surprise by surprise!
Mirkoda patted Fudi's shoulder dumbfounded: "Fudi, you are quite happy that you can still kill yourself with such righteous indignation?" Are you insane?
Voldy corrected solemnly: "Please call me Tom Riddle, thank you!"
About the Half-Blood Prince and the Prelude:
Because of the Potions textbook of the Half-Blood Prince, Harry won the appreciation of Slughorn in Potions class.Hermione's resistance to the identity of this person who is interested in inventing the dark arts, especially when she always brings up the second grade diary in front of Harry.
"Even as a friend, Hermione cares too much!" The three of them ran to Milkoda's office for afternoon tea, and Ron grumbled and complained.
Hermione was very unconvinced: "The book of the Half-Blood Prince is full of black magic, I have already checked it..."
"Who are you talking about? The Half-Blood Prince?" Mirkoda, who was sorting out her research notes, turned around.
"You know the Half-Blood Prince?" Harry hoped Milkoda would silence Hermione's chatter.
"I know, would you mind showing me the textbook?" Mirkoda put the materials away and sat in front of the three of them with a smile, and reached for the textbook, "You guys are familiar with this person too."
"Impossible, I went to the library to check the information." Hermione took out a very old newspaper from her pocket and threw it on the coffee table, "Look at this! Look at the photo on it!" Photo of skinny 15-year-old girl. "Eileen Prince, Captain of the Hogwarts Gobstones."
"Would you mind giving me this photo?" Mirkota put the photo aside. "In fact, the prince has some relationship with her."
hermione victorious
"boom!"
"Cough cough cough cough" Mirkoda and Fudi fell out of the whirlpool and hit the floor, coughing choked by the swirling dust.
Still Voldemort was at the bottom, and Mirkoda fell on top of him.Although it hurt a little, Fudy still felt that he had earned it, because Mirkoda's chest was covering his face.Thank you Roselorian for the skirt of the female elf, low-cut~(///▽///)!If it weren't for being tied up, Foddy's hands would have lost their way.
"What the hell is this place!" Mirkoda got up from Voldemort.Many of the roof tiles were missing, exposing the rafters, the small windows had no glass, and now and then a few mice slid around the corner.
"You?" A familiar old voice came from behind.The little flower that was still rippling and the careful Fu Di were excited and got up quickly.It's a pity that he forgot that he was still tied with a rope, the carp couldn't get up, and fell back again.
Voldy: Let Dumbledore see a joke again!Why do I meet this old guy every time I'm tied up by Mi Ke!
"Principal Dumbledore? Great, finally back!" Seeing Dumbledore, Mirkoda was very happy, which proved that they had indeed returned to the HP world.
Dumbledore cautiously pointed at them with his wand: "When did we first meet?" Voldemort was resurrected. In order to prevent Death Eaters from using Compound Potion to break into the interior and cause damage, every time we met acquaintances, we had to wait in advance. Check your eyes to see if it's the right person.
"Huh? Of course it was at the opening ceremony." Mirkoda was puzzled: What happened to Dumbledore?
It is generally said that the person who knows you best is your enemy, so Fuddy can tell at a glance whether this is Dumbledore, at least not the Dumbledore of their world. "Mike! He's not Dumbledore, this one is obviously much older! Did you make a mistake in your positioning this time?" And it looks like Gaunt's old house, and it hasn't been renovated yet, so it's definitely an abduction. To another world!
Listening to what the two said, Dumbledore suddenly thought that for Milkoda, their first meeting was indeed at her first-year sorting ceremony.So I still have to ask something that only the two of them know. "Where did you keep that locket? It's the one, the one you know."
"Isn't it for you?" It turns out that Headmaster Dumbledore will also be forgetful when he gets old!This question made Milkoda realize that she was in the wrong place this time.
Dumbledore thought he was cryptic, but none of the people present were fools, at least Foddy didn't think he was.So he blew up and sued Mi Keda: "Mike! You actually have another cat outside behind my back! It's still this face and the one with the thousand-petal chrysanthemum! How can you give him the gift I gave you? !"
"Shut up! Not yours!"
Fu Di pouted, rolled to the corner and faced the wall aggrievedly, and complained in a low voice: "Who else could it be if it's not mine? Sure enough, because I'm wild, I don't attract people's love, and I don't take it seriously at all." , I can’t even keep the gifts I sent out..." Mirkoda took out the Slytherin locket that was not made into a Horcrux and threw it at it, and Foddy shut up satisfactorily.
Dumbledore is used to seeing Voldemort or the glamorous top student side, or the ruthless and violent monarch side, this is the first time he has seen such a magical character design, just like a pet that is awkward because the owner touches other pets Humanoid husky. "Mirkoda, do you want to come to class after school starts?"
"Well...it's okay to go to class. But what about this guy? One of them is already acting as a monster outside. If you let this one out, the lethality will not be a matter of one plus one equals two." Milko Darth really couldn't imagine the scene where two Voldemorts met, a scene where the thunder would set off the fire, the picture was so beautiful that people couldn't bear to look directly at it. "Why don't you take him to Hogwarts too, I can still watch it."
Dumbledore also felt that it would be easy to cause chaos if this Foddy was released. It was already enough chaos, and there was no need to add more fire to make it more chaotic. "Professor, don't think about it, the teaching assistant of the fighting class. If you look at him, I can feel relieved."
"Well, that's fine. But, Headmaster Dumbledore, why are you here? Do you know where this is?"
Foddy, who was facing the wall, rolled back and interjected first: "This is the old Gaunt house in Great Hangleton, my grandfather's house. Miko, don't worry. In our world, I have asked Lucius to fix the house. No, it definitely won’t look like this, it doesn’t matter whether it’s a wedding room or a villa. When we go back, I’ll take you to have a look. If you don’t like it, you can also renovate it.”
"You have a lot of inner drama, Fuddy? Go back to the wall and face the wall!" This guy is really getting more and more clingy.
Dumbledore watched the excitement with a smile: "Mirkoda, you have trained him well."
"Principal Dumbledore, you also have a lot of inner drama." Mirkota firmly refused to admit that she had any relationship with that lump in the corner.
Foddy, who was squatting in the corner, suddenly realized that this is his own territory, what is Dumbledore doing here! "What are you doing here, Dumbledore!"
"Another Horcrux is here?" Seeing Dumbledore's serious face for a moment, Mirkoda immediately reacted.Pulling away from Fudi, he slammed on the wall, "Tell me, how many Horcruxes you have made, and where are they placed!"
Fudi, who was pressed against the wall, twisted his body shamelessly and said, "Kiss me, I'll tell you if you kiss me."
"..." Mirkoda immediately let go, ignored him, and let him fend for himself.Turn around and analyze the number and location of Horcruxes with Dumbledore. "Since the locket counts as one, the relics of the other founders may also be made into Horcruxes."
"The relatively well-known Gryffindor's sword, this one has been kept by me, and it has not been taken by Voldemort; we have already got Slytherin's locket; Ravencrow's crown and Hufflepuff's gold cup are still They were not found. According to reliable sources, they should also have fallen into Voldemort's hands."
"The second-grade diary counts as one." Mirkoda roughly counted, "Now there are one, two, three, four,...five." Looking back, he kicked Fudi, "You do that What are you doing!"
Voldemort said aggrievedly: "I just made four good cuts? A crown, a gold cup, a diary and a ring. The locket is given to you as a token of love."
"ring?"
"Mike, do you like it? How about making an engagement ring when I go back and remove the soul piece?" Foddy's eyes lit up.
"...not very good." Why is this guy so stubborn.
Dumbledore went on to say: "I only know that there should be a Horcrux here, but I'm not sure what it is."
"Maybe you can feel the magic fluctuations?" Mirkoda closed her eyes and carefully perceived the whole room. There were subtle changes inside the fireplace. "There are fluctuations in the back of the fireplace." Mirkoda tapped every brick on the fireplace lightly, and finally found a hollow brick that made a "dong dong" sound.Carefully pull out the brick, shake it, and there is indeed something inside.Next, Mirkoda showed Fuddy and Dumbledore a good show of breaking bricks with bare hands, which made them stunned for a while.
Dumbledore took out the contents of the hollow brick, and it was indeed a ring.He raised the ring and examined it carefully, "This is..." Dumbledore's expression was agitated, and he trembled as if possessed, trying to put the ring on the middle finger of his right hand.
"Principal Dumbledore? Principal Dumbledore!" Mirkoda noticed that something was wrong with Dumbledore, and slashed at Dumbledore's left hand with a knife. The ring fell off and was caught by Mirkoda with the wind, and then was frozen It became an ice crystal.
Helping Dumbledore to sit down, Mirkota found out the wine that Thranduil had given him, and got him a glass. "You were very wrong just now."
"Of course, I cursed the ring. If he had put it on just now, he would be dead!" Foddy gloated.
"Not everyone will see the ring as if it was worn." Mirkoda picked up the ice crystal and carefully observed the ring inside.When she saw the pattern on the ring, she understood: "No wonder. Fudi, where did you get this ring?"
"From my uncle, the Squib Morfin Gaunt. It is said to be a relic of Slytherin." Thinking of those miserable family members, Voddy's disgust could not be suppressed.
"It's not from Slytherin, it's from the Peverell family. You've never looked at the pattern carefully before, have you? The Deathly Hallows." Mirkoda untied Voddy and threw him a copy of "The Tale of Beedle the Bard" Collection", "The last chapter "Legend of the Three Brothers", read for yourself."
Although he didn't understand why Mirkoda asked him to read fairy tales, under Mirkoda's threat of force, Fudi still read the book obediently.The illustration for this chapter is drawing a logo that looks like a triangular eye with a vertical line in the middle of the pupil. "It is! It is the same as the coat of arms on the ring."
"According to research, this story corresponds to the legend of the three Peverell brothers, the Elder Wand." Milkoda drew a vertical line in the air.
"Resurrection Stone." She added a circle above the vertical line.
"Invisibility Cloak." Then he drew a triangle outside the vertical line and the circle, "Together it is the Deathly Hallows. But the legend is just a legend, the resurrection stone can't really resurrect the dead, it just invites a kind of death that is stronger than the soul. Real, more illusory substance than substance. It is also written in the story. In the end, the second child was tortured by hopeless longing, and committed suicide in order to really be with the person he likes.” So don’t think it can make You are immortal.
"Okay, what's the matter with that old guy, he's still out of his wits?" Foddy looked at the decadent Dumbledore in distaste.
"I'm just confessing." Dumbledore eased his emotions, and after regaining his previous wise image, he sincerely thanked Mirkota: "If it weren't for you, maybe I would have died."
"Actually, you don't care, do you? Even if you are cursed, you will have calculated everything in advance." Milkoda doesn't like this kind of life that is ignored for the sake of righteousness. "What are you going to do next?"
"I've made an appointment with Harry to pick him up at the Burrow. Together?" Dumbledore felt that Harry must also want to meet Milkoda.
"Okay, before I go again, I want to go to Diagon Alley to buy some gifts."
About Harry:
Voldemort and Dumbledore followed Milkoda to Diagon Alley to buy gifts for the Dursleys. In addition to the ice cream from Florin's Cold Drinks, Milkoda also specially bought a pot of petunia magic plant, and then He also brought a bottle of diluted weight-loss potion.
At seven o'clock in the evening, the three arrived at Privet Drive on time.It was Vernon Dursley who opened the door, and Harry was standing on the stairs with one sneaker in one hand and a binoculars in one hand, watching them in surprise.Milkoda waved to Harry: "Good evening, Harry."
"Mirkoda!" Harry was surprised and delighted, he looked at the things in his hand in embarrassment and hurried back to the room to put them away.
Milkoda smiled and looked at Petunia Dursley, who was standing by the kitchen door, wearing rubber gloves and looking terrified. "Good evening, Mrs. Dursley, see you again." Put the gift on the shoe rack.
Petunia saw Milkoda, and slightly eased her nervousness when she saw Dumbledore, "Good evening, Miss Williams. What are you doing here?"
"Come to visit you, and pick Harry up for vacation." Mirkoda followed Petunia into the kitchen, made some refreshments, made black tea, and cleaned up the kitchen. "The world is not very peaceful recently, so don't leave the house when it's too late." He took out three talismans from the ring and handed them to Petunia: "Wear them close to your body, one for each person. It will save your life in case of abnormal events. "
"Is it serious?"
"It's hard to say, it depends on the degree of death of some people."
In the living room, Dumbledore was sitting on the sofa chatting with Harry.Harry paid so much attention to the black cloak sitting in the corner that the scar on his forehead would feel like a needle prick every time his eyes passed by.
"Professor, is he?" Harry asked, pointing to the black cloak.
Dumbledore said happily: "It's just a passerby."
"Or, you can take me as your godmother's future husband." Voddy in a black robe answered.
Harry said in surprise, "Milkoda agreed? What about Snape?"
Voldy: ...why there is something about that bastard Snape everywhere!
"Harry, just ignore him." Mirkota came out of the kitchen with some tea, "Some people get their brains flooded, causing confusion in their language function."
After Dumbledore warned the Dursleys, he finally offered to leave, and Harry happily followed the three of them with his luggage.
"Milkoda, I don't know why, but the scar on that person's head hurts when I see it." Harry hesitated for a while before telling Milkoda.
"Because he is almost the same person as the one who left you with the scar." Mirkoda looked at Harry's terrified eyes with a wicked look.
"He, he, he is Voldemort!" Hmph!It really wasn't a good thing, just now he fooled himself, saying that he was Milkoda's future husband.Harry decided that he must add trouble to this product, to the death!
Regarding accommodation:
Seeing Fudi standing in the principal's office, the four deans were all in a bad mood.What's the situation? Can the Dark Lord enter and leave Hogwarts with a raised nose?
Dumbledore gloated and watched the excitement, pointed at Foddy and introduced: "This is Mr. Tom Riddle, the assistant teacher of the fighting class this semester."
"I thought you had eyes, Albus!" Snape said through gritted teeth, holding his left arm.Don't tell me you can't see who this guy is! "Where's Milkoda!"
Foddy is also wary of this rival in love, don't think he can't get the word out, the whole of Hogwarts knows that Snape has a crush on Milkoda, and their office and lounge are next to each other .
At this moment, Milkoda came in, and both Foddy and Snape's eyes were glued to her tightly.
"Mirkoda, are you done?" Dumbledore asked.
"Yeah." Mirko straightened his sleeves and said, "It's all done. It's still next to the Black Lake. There are a lot of students who signed up this time. I still need to prepare a test in advance to screen out some who can't meet my requirements. student."
"Then where do you plan to arrange your office?" Dumbledore started to pick things up, he especially wanted to see some people's excitement.
Milkoda frowned: "The office? Isn't it always in the cellar?"
"Now you have an extra teaching assistant, do you need to change to a bigger room on another floor?" Dumbledore added fire, earning Snape's glare.
Fuddy was also at the side and said, "Mike, it's good to change to another one. It's cold and damp in the cellar. Let's go to the eighth floor? The sun is shining!" The farther away from that Snape, the better!
"I remember you were a Slytherin. How did you stay there for seven years?" Mirkoda looked at Foddy with a wand-making expression, what's wrong with this guy?Which cranial nerve is in the wrong place?
Snape was not to be outdone: "It seems that even the Dark Lord is sometimes possessed by Gryffindor."
Dumbledore: ...Hey!Hey!Hey!Hey!If you hate him, hate him, what are you doing with our Gryffindors?
Snape: Would this have happened if you hadn't picked things up?
"Let's stay in the cellar." Mirkoda ignored the undercurrent between the two rivals, "Fudi, if you want to go to the eighth floor, you can live on the eighth floor. Sir, I still need your help with some things. The research on a potion has been deduced almost, but it always feels a little bit worse. I will get the research materials I deduced." Mirkoda nodded to the other professors, opened the door and left.Snape gave Voddy a provocative look and followed, leaving Fuddy, fuming with blowfish, to throw fire on Dumbledore's silverware.
The final result was that Fudi also packed his luggage and lived in another room in the cellar next to Milkoda's office.From time to time, when Mirkoda and Snape were researching potions together, it was a good thing that he also had a certain potion level, otherwise Mirkoda would have kicked him out a long time ago.
Voldy & Snape glared at each other behind Mirkoda's back: ...this big annoying light bulb!
Questions about the Vodibone character design:
With the start of school, Snape's workload was unusually heavy, but overall he was in a good mood.In addition to getting the position of professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts as he wished, leaving the Potions class to Professor Slughorn, and studying the formula of holy water with Milkoda.
Especially when he found that in private, this Voldy and Voldemort were not the same at all. He followed Mirkoda's ass every day, playing coquettishly, rolling around and being cute, and constantly refreshing the lower limit of morality. It's really like a husky, even if it looks like a wolf, opening its mouth and lifting its buttocks reveals its sturdy temperament.It can't be reminded that this person is the Dark Lord Voldemort who has caused disasters everywhere, and I can't be afraid at all... But, it's just too intrusive, don't you know how to avoid it?If you disturb someone's love, you will be struck by lightning! (Fudi: Nonsense! You are the one who bothers you. If you succeed, won’t there be nothing wrong with me?)
Slughorn was also relieved. After he popularized the knowledge of Horcruxes to Voldemort, who was still a student, he immediately fled when Voldemort was in power.Now that the Dark Lord has been unsealed and released to bite, it is no longer safe outside.Reluctantly returned to Hogwarts under the persuasion of Dumbledore and Harry, but there was actually a Dark Lord here, which made Slughorn scold Dumbledore every day.
However, is this still the Tom who lived among thousands of flowers without even touching his body?Why are you jealous with Severus every day, fighting like a black-eyed chicken.Alas~!One or two of them can be regarded as my favorite students. When people get old, they are soft-hearted. I'd better watch the show quietly.Didn't you see that Dumbledore and the others ate melon seeds every time these two clashed to watch the fun?
As the most enthusiastic and active person to watch, Dumbledore wished he could leave all his work and move a small bench to sit at the door of the cellar.It's not in vain for him to think of ways to create conflicts for them. Anyway, Mirkoda is emotionally insensitive, and until now she hasn't found out that these two people care about her carefully.That's not right, Tom talks about getting married every day?Well, Mirkoda always thought that this guy was teasing her.Hearing that the two of them were involved in another world together, she completely took Tom's behavior as a baby bird... There is no one who is so dull.When I saw her reading the Muggle "Criminal Psychology" before, I asked her why she didn't study Foddy's psychology, but this person actually said that she didn't study abnormal psychology... Poor Tom, you are well on your way!
Then again, Tom and Severus still have a good fight!Severus spent all the anger he received from Tom on his work. The espionage work was very efficient, and he found out everything that was useful or not.Tom also took out his anger on Harry, who often came to see Milkoda, which made Harry a gratifying achievement in Occlumency.The only bad thing is that Mirkoda seems to have seen her own bad taste and was restrained by her. These two have behaved a lot recently, and the excitement is not enough to watch!Dumbledore sighed: No matter how sensible a man is, he will be dazzled when he meets love~
About opening a small stove:
In order to make it easier for Harry to defeat Voldemort, Dumbledore asked for Milkoda's opinion, and caught Voldy to give Harry a little trouble.Through all kinds of memories, deeply analyze how the Dark Lord was refined, and for some things that are not understood, there are authoritative explanations from the parties themselves, which is the same as copying standard answers for homework.He even taught Harry some spells as additional questions
From infancy to youth, and then to old age, explaining his own psychological process to his fateful enemy bit by bit, and teaching the enemy how to defeat himself, Fudi is also very hardworking.
Another tutoring session, Harry mispronounced spells five times in a row, and Fuddy was so angry that he wanted to beat him up.
"If you dare to beat me, I'll tell Mirkoda!" You don't have to be a fool to have an amulet.
Fuddy picked up a book at random and threw it over, slamming it on the door frame, "Looking for Mirkoda? Can she protect you forever? I don't know if she exists in this world!" Harry was stunned.
Fu Di went on to say: "You think I am willing to teach you! Which fool have you ever seen can break up his life experience and tell it to the enemy who is said to be his destiny? With your IQ and learning attitude, you still want to beat another me , I am enough. Are you still going to laugh me to death with your own stupidity?"
"Calm down, calm down." Dumbledore and Mud. "He's still a kid!"
"It's just you and Mi Ke who treat him as a child! Why didn't you treat me as a child at the beginning!" Fudi slammed the door and ran to Mi Keda for psychological comfort.
"Professor..." Harry asked weakly: "Am I too stupid and not working hard? Riddle assistant taught him..."
"It's nothing, he just looked for an opportunity to run back to find Mirkoda, and by the way, make things difficult for Professor Snape."
"Who will Milkoda choose? I think they are all sincere to Milkoda." Harry asked with concern.
Dumbledore showed a slight smile: "Before that, Mirkoda must be enlightened first, and everything will be in vain if she does not understand."
About Draco Malfoy:
It was his two little friends, Goyle and Crabbe, who first discovered that Drake was abnormal. They told Milkota about Drake's various behaviors during the break.Mirkoda took energy out of her busy schedule to observe, and gradually discovered some patterns.
When Malfoy came out of an empty classroom again, he bumped into Milkoda who was waiting here. "Mr. Malfoy."
"Sorry, Professor." Drake didn't want to entangle too much, he left in a hurry.
"What are you doing here?" Mirkoda looked at him seriously.
"That doesn't seem to concern you, professor?"
Mirkoda, who didn't intend to be reasonable, imitated Snape: "Contradicting the professor, is this your etiquette? Mr. Malfoy, come with me!"
Drake reluctantly followed Milkoda back to the office in the cellar.Milkoda opened the door and motioned him to go in quickly.
"Sit down." Mirkoda sat on the sofa and pointed to the single sofa opposite. "The classrooms there have been empty for decades. You will go there every three days since the beginning of school. Every time you go, your schoolbag will be bulging. After an hour and a half, you will return to the lounge with an empty schoolbag. "
"You investigate me!" Draco said angrily, "Dumbledore told you to spy on me!"
"You're thinking too much." Mirkoda said calmly, "Would you like tea? Or coffee? Or pumpkin juice?"
"What do you want to do!" Draco threatened Mirkoda like a vigilant little beast, not letting her approach!
Milkota still conjured milk and put it in front of him. "Someone is very worried about you, so please ask me to take care of you. Don't worry, I'm not a Potions professor, and I don't have Veritaserum." Seeing that Drake's eyes became hollow, Mirkoda showed an appreciative smile: "Very smart, For your age, it's good to be able to master this level! But for some wizards who are stronger than you, it's not enough!"
Seeing that Drake was silent, Mirkoda adjusted her posture, leaned comfortably on the pillow, and took a sip of milk, "Milk helps you sleep, you haven't slept well for a long time, right? You are too worried. You can Talk to me about, say, that box you're fixing."
"I don't know what you're talking about!" Draco snapped.
"The children nowadays are really not cute." Mirkoda complained in detail: "Let me think about it, your father has been having a hard time recently, right? Professor Slughorn likes famous collectors, or students with potential, no matter Both your father's influence and your potion grades should fall within this range. Ah! I forgot what happened before, and it really got a little confusing." Mirkoda tapped her forehead, and to the people of this world, she was nothing but A few months is a longer time for me. "Let's get down to business. Someone asked you to fix that box? Sure enough." Seeing Drake rubbing his hands unconsciously, Mirkoda continued to stare at his reaction: "Who could it be? A, B, C, D, E, F... V, V? Voldemort?"
Draco stood up abruptly: "Don't say that name!"
"OK! Sit down first! Mr. Malfoy." Mirkoda followed suit and changed his words: "Okay, do you like the Dark Lord or the Mysterious Man? It seems to be the Dark Lord. The magic pattern on the cabinet requires a lot of knowledge reserves, as you It's not easy to improve the current level." Pulling out a piece of paper, Mirkoda wrote a book list and signed it and threw it to Drake. "Come to me every Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday for confinement, and you can go."
"You can't shut me up!"
"Pay attention to your etiquette, Mr. Malfoy. It's almost curfew, you should go back!" Mirkoda began to chase people away willfully. "Don't think about not coming, or I will notify your dean to send you here personally."
Draco's answer was to slam the door and leave.Mirkoda lay on the back of the sofa and muttered, "I really don't know how to respect the elderly."
About quarreling with rivals:
Because part of the knowledge that Mirkoda explained to the students involved the Muggle Studies class, and it was different from the content of the textbook, Professor Burbage of the Muggle Studies class specifically approached Mirkoda to find out about the situation.Mirkota took her to London to have fun and correct some mistakes in the textbooks.Since then, this activity has been retained, and the female professors will set aside one Saturday every month to go out for gatherings.
It was Saturday again, and Mirkoda left three materials to Snape and Foddy, and asked them to study the measurement of medicinal materials together.Dumbledore and several other professors appeared at the door of Snape's office on time, and stuffed their retractable ears into the crack of the door.I heard inside:
Snape: "I said you only need 10 ounces of dragon scales!"
Voldy: "15 ounces, no less!"
"boom!"
Snape: "Idiot! They said 10 ounces! Otherwise the cauldron wouldn't have exploded! Do it again!"
Fu Di: "Who gave you the courage to scold me!"
Snape: "Why can't you scold you for doing something wrong!"
Voldy: "I am the Dark Lord!"
Snape: "I'm still the youngest potions master, listen to me on this!"
Fuddy: "Why! No! Stop it! Now is not the time to let mermaid tears!"
"boom!"
Voldy: "Ha! Return the potion master! It's not the same fryer!"
Snape: "It's your stupidity that caused the fryer! You threw your sleeve in the fryer just now! Should I be glad you don't have hair, so I won't have to make excuses to frame my professionalism when I fry it again? "
Fuddy: "You! Believe it or not, I beat myself to death with a big mouth!"
Snape: "Smash yourself? Come on! Since you want to entertain me, the humble little man."
Fu Di: "No, I beat you to death. It made you stunned. Believe it or not, I beat you to death with one mouth!"
Snape: "Want to fight? Come on!"
Fu Di: "If I don't beat you to death today, I will be a dog!"
Snape: "A dog and a husky!"
"Boom!" "Boom!" "Boom!" Dumbledore and others fell down laughing outside.
Mirkoda, who ran back because she forgot to bring something, saw several old professors crowded at the door of Snape's office like an arhat. "What are you... doing?"
Dumbledore straightened up in embarrassment: "Ah~ the weather is so nice today." Fleeing away
ha?It's snowing outside, are you sure?
Flitwick also got out from under Slughorn in embarrassment: "Well, cough! I'm going back to eat." He also escaped.
Like we just finished breakfast?
Only Slughorn was abandoned by his friends: "Uh...uh... I, that... ahahahaha, I still have a pot of potion, let's go first." He ran at a speed that didn't fit his figure Far.
"What?" Mirkoda frowned and watched the three old men run away.
"Boom!" There was a loud noise in Snape's office, startling Mirkota, and rushing in immediately.
"...you?" Mirkoda stared blankly at the two who had thrown aside their wands and rolled into a ball. "Uh... I didn't see anything." He quickly closed the door and left.It turns out that it is not groundless to say that Fudi likes men! (Fudi, live strong. Mirkoda has gone further and further in misunderstanding your sexual orientation.)
"...Mike! Listen to my explanation." Fu Di got up and chased him out.
Snape sat on the ground and thought proudly: Have you been misunderstood?See how you chase Mirkoda.Hey Σ(0д0lll)!etc!Mirkoda seems to have misunderstood the two of us... "Wait! Mirkoda! Don't go, listen to me!" Snape also chased him out.
About counting:
In a sense, Harry is indeed worthy of being the protagonist, attracting a steady stream of trouble.There were times when Mirkoda really wanted to go straight up to Voldemort and beat him up, and in fact she had done so once.
Whether it was the opal necklace incident or the poisoned alcohol incident, it was Draco who was behind it.For this reason, Mirkoda added two more days of confinement, and the confinement five days a week took up a lot of time for Drake, so that every trouble he made afterwards would be discovered by Mirkoda.Drake thought that Mirkoda would denounce him, and then he would be expelled from school or sent directly to Azkaban.As a result, this woman actually grabbed her collar and rushed directly to her home, freezing all the Death Eaters, including her mother, and whipped the Dark Lord in front of everyone, and then Erase the memory of everyone but him, and bring him back to Hogwarts.
And this woman also warned him: "If you act like a demon again, I will beat him up. If you are caught by me more than three times, I will not erase their memory. You can do it yourself."
Is this woman's strength already so terrifying?Couldn't even the Dark Lord stop her?Is it possible to expect that she can rescue her father?
Confinement again, Drake put all the plans as a condition for Mirkota to save his father.
"Boy, I have already guessed about your plan. I have to say that this is a bad move. That guy's IQ has already been fed to the dog. If I were you, I would immediately defect to the Order of the Phoenix. This is to protect the family." Mir Ke Da stood up, patted his robe, and walked out the door: "This is the end of tonight's confinement."
"Where are you going!"
"You don't have to worry about your lord's affairs, you can't do anything!" Mirkoda directly drove Draco out of the door, and left Hogwarts alone.
Standing on an isolated island in the North Sea, Mirkoda looked at Azkaban and the flying dementors. “Not a good place for a holiday!”
Lucius curled up in a corner, trying to avoid the dementors floating around.Even if the Death Eaters were allies of the Dementor, they wouldn't suck his feelings and soul, just looking at them would be a kind of torture.
"Alive?" A woman's voice?Lucius thought he was hallucinating.
"Already hung up?" Really?
Lucius looked up: "It's you!"
"How about a deal? For your family and your interests."
"Okay!" Anyway, apart from Sissy and Drake, what is there that I can't bear to part with?
Milkoda returned to Hogwarts at breakfast time, blocked Drake at the entrance of the dining room, slapped a red envelope on his face, ignored Drake's excited face, and only said, "Would you like to find someone?" Listen to the place where there are people." Then he turned and went into the restaurant.
"Do you have time later, Principal Dumbledore?" Mirkoda asked as Dumbledore passed by.The ears of a certain person who was eating perked up.
Dumbledore glanced at the two who pretended to be eating but were actually eavesdropping, and replied, "Of course, I'll wait for you in the office."
Mirkoda looked at the two hanging behind him speechlessly, "I never knew that the two of you are so in harmony."
"Mike, you're overthinking. I'm not a bat, how could I have a tacit understanding with a greasy old bat?"
"Of course, no matter what, I'm better than some shameless guys."
"Who do you say has no face?"
"Whoever talks about it!"
"@%&$%&..."
"@%&$%&..."
"Shitup!" Mirkoda turned around seriously and rolled up her sleeves, "Gentlemen, if you can't control your emotions, I can help you calm down."
Voddy and Snape nodded together and made a zip motion on their mouths together.
In Dumbledore's office, the Troublesome Four was formally formed.Main goal: to add to Voldemort's 1 years of unshakable stability.Basic goal: get things done!Purpose of work: To treat Voldemort wholeheartedly, without any leeway, strive to disable, and strive to kill!Work style: not afraid of hardship and tiredness!Work plan: plan according to plan, surprise by surprise!
Mirkoda patted Fudi's shoulder dumbfounded: "Fudi, you are quite happy that you can still kill yourself with such righteous indignation?" Are you insane?
Voldy corrected solemnly: "Please call me Tom Riddle, thank you!"
About the Half-Blood Prince and the Prelude:
Because of the Potions textbook of the Half-Blood Prince, Harry won the appreciation of Slughorn in Potions class.Hermione's resistance to the identity of this person who is interested in inventing the dark arts, especially when she always brings up the second grade diary in front of Harry.
"Even as a friend, Hermione cares too much!" The three of them ran to Milkoda's office for afternoon tea, and Ron grumbled and complained.
Hermione was very unconvinced: "The book of the Half-Blood Prince is full of black magic, I have already checked it..."
"Who are you talking about? The Half-Blood Prince?" Mirkoda, who was sorting out her research notes, turned around.
"You know the Half-Blood Prince?" Harry hoped Milkoda would silence Hermione's chatter.
"I know, would you mind showing me the textbook?" Mirkoda put the materials away and sat in front of the three of them with a smile, and reached for the textbook, "You guys are familiar with this person too."
"Impossible, I went to the library to check the information." Hermione took out a very old newspaper from her pocket and threw it on the coffee table, "Look at this! Look at the photo on it!" Photo of skinny 15-year-old girl. "Eileen Prince, Captain of the Hogwarts Gobstones."
"Would you mind giving me this photo?" Mirkota put the photo aside. "In fact, the prince has some relationship with her."
hermione victorious
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