Cursing the daily life of the first grader

Saiki Kusuo is a superhuman.

He was able to float in the air when he was born, learned to speak in a short time, and even learned superpowers such as telepathy, sound transmission, and transparency soon after.

As he grows older, Saiki Kusuo's abilities become stronger and stronger. At the end of the day, a thought can change the world, and it can destroy the world in three days.

Because his ability is too strong, his elder brother Saiki Sorasuke, another IQ smallpox, made a pair of pink lollipop hairpins for Saiki Kusuo to help him suppress the leakage of superpowers.

That being said, when the horse stumbled, although Saiki Kusuo was very careful not to remove his hairpin while sleeping, but during a class trip, Saiki Kusuo accidentally fell asleep on a beach chair by the sea .

Shinmi Teruhashi, a beautiful girl in the same class who loves Saiki Kusuo, after seeing Saiki Kusuo sleeping, quietly ran to his side and squatted aside to watch his sleeping face.

Don't tell me, although Qi Mu is not particularly eye-catching at ordinary times, he is still very handsome when you look closely.

Teruhashi heartily observes her crush from top to bottom, and suddenly finds the pair of lollipop hairpins on his head.

This card is really ugly.But does Saiki-san often carry this pair of cards?Could it be that Mr. Qi Mu likes to use card issuance?

In this case... Hey, I have a hairpin. While Qi Mu is asleep, I will try to wear my hairpin for him!

So, the innocent and innocent girl reached out and took off Saiki Kusuo's super power suppressor, and pinned a pair of bowknot hairpins on his head.

So lovely!

The beautiful girl admired her masterpiece, covered her mouth and snickered.At this moment, Saiki Kusuo saw his lifelong enemy-Mr. Cockroach in his sleep!

Bang!

The bay blew up.

Saiki Kusuo woke up.

He opened his eyes and found that he had traveled across the world!

Saiki Kusuo: ...

No, where is my suppressor?What happened to the suppressor?

Without the suppressor, Saiki Kusuo is equivalent to lifting the seal, and super powers may leak at any time like a girl's aunt.But at the same time, his ability was completely released, so that just a fright from Mr. Xiaoqiang, his idea of ​​fleeing from where he was, allowed him to achieve the achievement of crossing the world.

Saiki Kusuo was desperate.

Saiki Kusuo is a bit withdrawn.

Saiki Kusuo... He saw a dilapidated school building.

Is this also the teaching building he destroyed?

Adhering to the idea of ​​not causing trouble, Saiki Kusuo reached out and pressed his hand on the dilapidated teaching building, wanting to go back in time.As a result, the time went back to a day ago, and Saiki Kusuo saw an unforgettable scene.

The right side of his face was covered by the flowing sea. He looked a little gloomy, but he was quite handsome. In front of him, he was turned into a monster by a guy with sutures all over his face.

The monster roared, and then jumped at the other boy.The boy looked at the monster and just hugged him, his eyes filled with tears.

"Shunpei, don't be like this! Junpei...I'm Knotweed Yuren!"

The scene from another Sao Nian jump manga deeply shocked Saiki Kusuo who strayed into it. The guy who sewed his face turned his head and looked at Saiki Kusuo with bright eyes.

"What did I see? A sudden banquet full of Chinese people! This soul luster, this soul strength...is the best I have ever encountered!"

"Ah~, I'm excited, I want to have you!"

Saiki Kusuo was suddenly harassed and got goosebumps all over his body.He lowered his head slightly, and said to the real person, [Excuse me. ] Then he pulled a young man and a reformed man beside him to teleport away from the original place.

Knotaba Yuhito was still holding Yoshino Junpei, but at this time Yoshino Junpei had gradually begun to lose his vitality.Saiki Kusuo could see clearly, he watched Knotaba Yuhito being attacked by the modified Yoshino Junpei, but he didn't make a move or let go.

"Yuren, why?"

Perhaps at the end of his life, Yoshino Junpei recovered a little bit of consciousness. He looked at Yuzu Yuhito and stretched out his hand.Saiki Kusuo watched this scene and took a deep breath.

Really, there is no way to leave it alone.

[The one next to you, let me help you. ]

Saiki Kusuo walked up to Yoshino Junpei, reaching out his hand to go back in time again, but this time backtracked a bit too much, and Yoshino Junpei suddenly became a baby waiting to be fed.The little baby Junpei looked at Saiki Kusuo blankly, and then cried out loudly.

Hirohito, who hadn't had time to stop him, stared blankly at Saiki Kusuo, his mouth suddenly opened into an O shape.

Saiki Kusuo blushed and coughed lightly.

[Sorry, too much force, come again. ]

Saiki Kusuo used time acceleration this time, and the baby in his hand suddenly turned into an old man.The old man Yoshino Junpei shook his arms, stared at Saiki Kusuo with dim eyes, and Saiki Kusuo remained silent.

[Sorry, do it again. ]

In this way, after a few times, Knotride Yuhito couldn't take it anymore.He hugged Saiki Kusuo's thigh suddenly, tears burst out.

"I don't know who you are, thank you for your willingness to help us, but you are really tormenting like this!"

Saiki Kusuo looked at the three-year-old Yoshino Junpei beside him and his staring eyes, and finally chose to give up.

[In this case, is there anyone who can help with this situation? ]

A series of bells rang, and as soon as Saiki Kusuo finished speaking, a strange shop appeared in front of him. The two dolls suddenly ran to the door of the shop and bowed to Saiki Kusuo.

"Welcome to the Lord God."

Saiki Kusuo felt some kind of unspeakable shame, his toes began to dig the ground, and a house was dug out!

Hu Zhang Youren had no other thoughts, he suddenly realized, "Is it a god? Is there really a god in this world? Wow, can the god help kill Su Nuo?"

Saiki Kusuo looked puzzled.

[Su Nuo?Who is that? ]

"Huh? Doesn't Lord Shenming know about the two-faced Nuo?"

[I am not a god, I am just an ordinary person. ]

Saiki Kusuo replied without any psychological burden. He reached out and picked up the three-year-old Yoshino Junpei, and entered the weird shop with Knotaba Yuhito.

Normally, when encountering such a strange shop, Saiki Kusuo would never go in, because he is just an ordinary person!But today, in order to save people, Saiki Kusuo chose to take risks.

Entering the store, Saiki Kusuo saw an antique Japanese-style house, his feet touched the floor, and he felt the warmth of the wood.Walk through the winding corridor, open the wooden door and come to the reception room. The hostess of the shop is sitting in the Japanese room in a beautiful kimono, holding her iconic pipe in her hand.

"Welcome. I didn't expect that my shop would be able to receive gods one day. It's a great honor."

Ichihara Yuko nodded to Saiki Kusuo with a smile, pointed to herself and said, "Please sit down."

Saiki Kusuo walked to the opposite side of Ichihara Yuko with Yoshino Junpei in his arms, trying to clear his name.

[Let me introduce myself, I am Saiki Kusuo, an ordinary male high school student, not a god. ]

Ichihara Yuko snorted and laughed out loud.She nodded perfunctorily, pointed at the three-year-old Yoshino Junpei with the pipe in her hand and asked, "Do you just want to save this little guy? This is really a bit difficult."

"His vitality has almost been exhausted, and his soul has long been changed. Even if you go back in time, everything is a foregone conclusion. Moreover, what this boy desires most is not to live, but to save his life." Mom, right? Do the gods have to help with this too?"

Saiki Kusuo glanced at Yoshino Junpei, then at Knotaba Yuhito, and nodded silently.

Ichihara Yuko kept shaking her head, "You really are a kind-hearted god, but unfortunately I have to tell you something."

"For this world, what has happened is already a foregone conclusion. No matter how you change the appearance, the final result will be the same. If you really want to save him, why not let him go to another world line, let him He rewrote his own destiny with his own hands."

"Little friend over there, your ending is already doomed, and the gift that fate has given you has already been marked with a price. You have to face your own future yourself. Don't let the gods help you take out Su Nuo."

Knotaba Yuhito blushed and nodded after being told, while Saiki Kusuo sat on the spot and asked, "You didn't help for free, did you?" ]

"How could I help him for free?" Ichihara Yuko laughed wildly, "Don't worry, I'm a businessman."

"The price of this entrustment should be God's 'seven days of luck'. Just paying seven days of luck can save a person, isn't it a good deal?"

Ichihara Yuko kept winking at Saiki Kusuo, Saiki Kusuo thought about it and thought it was acceptable.

[ok.]

"Thank you for your patronage!" Ichihara Yuko took a puff of cigarette, and gently blew out the white smoke. With the unique smell of tobacco, the curling white smoke circled in front of Saiki Kusuo.As soon as Saiki Kusuo opened and closed his eyes, he returned to the original world with a pair of suppressors in his hands.

"This is an extra gift, you don't need to thank God."

Ichihara Yuko's last voice seemed to ring in Saiki Kusuo's ears, Saiki Kusuo returned home in silence, and then fell down on the bed.

I used a lot of superpowers, so tired.

However, it can be regarded as saving a person?

………………

Seven days later, Saiki Kusuo just wanted to shoot the self who had messed up the promise before killing him.Who told you to promise seven days of luck casually? !

If the seven-day misfortune of ordinary people is walking and wrestling, forgetting to bring homework when going to school, and not using toilet paper, etc., then the misfortune of the god level is much outrageous.

The world was almost hit by a meteorite three times in one week, the volcano next door suddenly erupted four times, the country where I lived had two tsunamis, five earthquakes, 23 planes crashed, and fifteen train derailments...

In a week, Saiki Kusuo became busy as a spinning top!However, the most unbearable thing for him is that there is no coffee jelly for a whole week!

Not even the cheapest and most common ones sold in supermarkets!

This is really too much!Saiki Kusuo really tried to grab it, but all the high-end coffee jelly was out of stock, and the low-end coffee jelly was out of stock for a week. Even the coffee jelly made by his mother would be knocked over for various reasons and then kicked by his father. If you step on it, you can't eat it at all in the end!

Saiki Kusuo is very irritable.

Saiki Kusuo wants to eat coffee jelly!

A week passed, and the tortured Saiki Kusuo couldn't hold back, and ran to see the person he had saved.Seeing the man happily running to his mother and going home with his friends, Saiki Kusuo was silent for a long time.

Forget it, forgive you.