self strategy

After returning to the dormitory, I almost collapsed, my mind was in a mess, and almost all I could think about was the question "Does Bian Yiyang like taking office?"...

The other three roommates have arrived, one is fat, one is thin, and the other is wearing glasses. When they saw me coming back, they all greeted me with a "Yo". The reason for changing the dormitory was transferred to another dormitory, so I didn't get along very well with him.

What I remember very clearly is that the thin man is very weak and has to ask for leave from time to time to go home to see his mother. The fat man is a person with severe Internet addiction. I was very happy when I was there, because then I could be alone with Ren Qi.

After greeting them one by one, I lay on the bed and couldn't get up. I returned to the dormitory after the military training. In fact, there is a good way to verify whether he likes me or not, and that is to see how Bian Yiyang will be when the time comes. Will not change dormitories.

"Hey, what are you looking at, thin man?" I saw the thin man typing on his little notebook, and I couldn't help being a little curious, because in the past, the thin man always asked some strange questions on the Internet, such as eating crayfish. Epilepsy, will it cause pneumonia if exposed to the rain for more than 5 minutes... I put my head in the past, um, he asked a more normal question this time, "How to avoid the military training at the university..."

The thin man probably felt a little strange when I called him the thin man directly, so he looked back at me and saw that I was looking at his problem, so he asked me, "Is there anything you can do?"

I shook my head, the thin man was the well-known sick and weak Daiyu in this building, and because his surname was Lin, some people with bad mouths called him Lin Daiyu, but I prefer to call him thin, because it sounds very kind.

"What, what?" The wretched glasses also came over, as soon as he came next to me, I smelled the smell of feet, so I hurriedly stood aside, wanting to see how long it would take for the skinny man to be fainted by him.

"How to escape the military training at the university! Damn it! You want to play truant!" The glasses immediately yelled loudly, and the fat man pushed him away, "You know fart, do you know their situation?" It's like a spider on the web every day, but he is still willing to protect a weak person like the thin man.

He told Glasses about the thin man's condition, Glasses frowned and said to the thin man, "You can tell someone about your situation."

The thin man looked helpless, "No way, they said I lacked exercise, but I really can't stand it, I guess I will faint before half an hour if I stand in a military posture under the sun."

In order to make me appear more gregarious, I discussed with them, but in fact, I was as bright as a mirror in my heart, knowing that thin people can’t escape. I was so impressed by that military training. One person was particularly outstanding in the military training. This person is a thin man, because during the military training, his mother stood with him in the scorching sun and trained together. He was in poor health when he was young. In order to make him stronger in the military training, his mother also During the military training, that kid fainted so many times, his mother cried so many times, and finally survived those two weeks...

The people we watched were very bitter, especially some little girls, who were almost crying. Although the thin man still did not get rid of the title of "Lin Daiyu" after that, he would run in the morning to exercise every morning. After graduation, that The boy seems to have taught himself medical skills and opened a small clinic...

Ren Qi also has a new laptop. It seems that his brother bought it for him when he was in college. Now that I have become Ren Qi, this computer has naturally become mine. When I turned it on, I was thinking, I have become Ren Qi, then where did Ren Qi go?

Everything on the Internet can be used, and I posted it as soon as I opened it.

Post bar was something I didn’t play when I was in college, but after being influenced by Lin Yi, I tried it out and browsed a few bars, but I didn’t find any novel posts, so I had an idea and entered it in the input box Lay "a big bar" (that's the name of our school's post bar).

As soon as I entered the homepage, I saw a particularly conspicuous post with the title "Today I saw a newborn who is so handsome" and then there are two pictures below.

My face was full of black lines, and when I saw the old me in that photo, I suddenly felt that "I" was so handsome.

There are two photos, one is probably taken when Bian Yiyang just got out of the car, and it is a good photo, including the car and people, and the other is when Bian Yiyang was in the cafeteria, only Bian Yiyang was photographed It was a face far away, but it stood out from the crowd, so it could be seen at a glance.

I went in with a black line all over my face. If I had encountered this kind of situation before, I might have been in a good mood, but now I am not me anymore. Seeing this "Bian Yiyang" being highly praised, I feel a little strange. I don't know how to describe my mood, so I just scrolled the mouse and continued to look down.

When I saw the [-]th floor, I thought my face must have three words written all over it: What!what!ghost!

Second floor (host): I saw him as soon as I checked in today!Don't you think it's so handsome!He also drives a famous car!Gao Fushuai of our school!

The third floor: I know this person, his name is Bian Yiyang, and I am from high school, I can only use three words to describe him: too good at playing.

(building in building)

The landlord replied to the third floor: What?No way?Is he flamboyant?Do you often go to nightclubs?or what? (star-eyed) Please tell me!

The owner on the third floor replied: I don’t know, I only know that there are many girls who have been rumored to have affairs with him, but they have not really communicated publicly. It is said that they are secretly stepping on n boats.

……

Me: "..." I really want to sue the third floor for defamation!There are really thousands of grass and mud horses galloping by in my heart. Although I knew that I was like that in the eyes of others, when I really saw it, I still felt a little unbalanced in my heart. I weighed it and continued to scroll down.

Fourth floor: I saw him playing basketball on the basketball court today!super handsome!After the end, I also saw him touching a boy's head, the action was so pampering!The eyes are so gentle and woody!Sure enough, all the handsome ones went to get involved.

(building in building)

I don’t know id1: All the handsome ones go to base +1

Don't know id2: +2

Don't know id3: +10086

Familiar with the main id on the third floor: Too sick to even let boys go!

Don't know id4: Xie Meihuaxin rich second generation Gong 2333

……

Fifth floor: The above said that it is not good for people to care about the trade-offs. Do you know them well?That's just a rumor, don't listen to him, I'm a freshman, my friend and Bian Yiyang used to be roommates in high school, although he does look a little bit, but in fact he's not in the same boat as the rumors say!

I didn't expect someone to defend me, so I hurried to see how the building responded.

(building in building)

Landlord: How could the old man fall in love with the wrong person (shy)

Familiar with the main id on the third floor: Another innocent girl who was deceived by her face and money (helpless)

The host on the fifth floor replied to the host on the third floor: I’m sorry, I’m just stating the facts, and if you want to force me, please turn the corner.

The owner on the third floor replied to the owner on the fifth floor: I’m sorry I’m not trying to force you, I just read the comments quietly (hehe)

[Author's ps: The expression in the brackets is attached to the floor, not what the protagonist thinks]

Sixth floor: It said that I saw the one touching the head, which means that I saw him hugging a certain man in the cafeteria (funny)

(building in building)

I don’t know id1: So it’s really gay? (spray)

I don’t know id2 and I don’t know id1: It’s better to be gay (insidious) just grab girls from us.

Don't know id3: the straight guy upstairs!

Familiar with the main id on the third floor: Playboy rich second generation (contemptuous) is never optimistic.

I don’t know id4. Reply to the owner of the third floor: Heizi of my junior (huh~) What’s wrong with you?

The main reply on the third floor: No noise, just explaining the facts.

After reading this floor, I just want to ask: How much hatred do I have with you on the third floor?

Turning down with black lines all over his face, he found that the camp had changed into three types:

One: I think Bian Yiyang is tall, rich and handsome.

Two: Think Bian Yiyang is a scumbag who kidnaps and sells ignorant girls to deceive people's feelings.

Three: Bian Yiyang is a gay gay big gay!And the boy who touched his head and hugged him became a pair of CP...

I feel that there are countless arrows in my body... What is the situation where two "I" are being used to discuss... So I am already famous like this?I am secretly glad that I didn't play Post Bar in the early years. If Bian Yiyang saw this post, I would have no idea about Ren Qi, but I would have an idea...

However, I saw a horrifying reply on the next floor: What do you think will happen if the handsome guy in the town building sees this post?

Immediately, my cold sweat broke out, I remember that I did not see this post in my last life, and it stands to reason that I should not see this post in this life... However, when I saw the id of the owner of this floor, I really Horror: a messy big cock in the forest!Damn, isn't this Lin Yi's ID?

Lin Yi is an old player of the post bar, and often visits the school post bar. In the last life, I really don’t know whether he saw this post. I only know that Lin’s attitude towards me was very strange for a while, but now he replied In this post, I also said such a sentence... a bad feeling immediately rushed to my heart...

Fuck, there won't be any changes in this life, Lin Yi showed this post to Bian Yiyang in a brain twitch!

But Lin Yi never let me see this kind of post in the last life!It stands to reason that such a situation should not happen in this life.

I was analyzing in an unreasonable manner, my heart was in a mess, and suddenly I remembered the butterfly effect that Bian Yiyang offered to sit at our table because of one of my backs, and a sense of powerlessness arose spontaneously:

In the last life, Lin Yi didn't tell me about this post because I didn't know him well when I first came here, but in this life we ​​ate together, watched the ball, and went back to the dormitory together... Lin Yi followed Bian Yiyang's relationship has improved in advance!According to Lin Yi's and Er Que's virtues, 80.00% of them would tell Bian Yiyang about seeing this post...

When Bian Yiyang knows this post, he will start to notice me, and after noticing me, maybe he will like me!no!I swore that in this life, I would not let Bian Yiyang fall in love with him any more!

Standing up suddenly, the skinny man next to me was taken aback by me. Seeing that I was about to go out, he asked me, "Hey! Where are you going!"

"To prevent the destruction of the earth!"

When I arrived at the door of Lin Yi's bedroom, I was just about to raise my hand to knock on the door, but suddenly I was stunned... Am I a pig?I suddenly woke up. If I knocked on the door of their dormitory at this time to prevent Lin Yi from showing Bian Yiyang the post, it would be too obvious that I cared too much, wouldn't it be a ghost in my heart?

I let go of the hand that was about to knock on the door, feeling stupid...how could this be?Is it because the shell is changed for a brain, and this brain is not enough?

damn it!