[Quick Transmigration] Twelve Beauties
Chapter 158 Cancer - Shih Tzu
"Hush..." He put his fingers between his lips, glanced at Xi Shi, and motioned to me, "We come from the same place, you know."
I know?
I don't understand!
I wanted to pick him up and shake him by the neck.
However, Xi Shi's bewildered eyes really made me feel apprehensive.
I pointed at him.
You have kind.
He smiled "haha" and pointed to the door to Xi Shi: "You go out first. Close the door by the way."
Xi Shi looked at me ignorantly.
I nodded slightly.
She just went out obediently.
"Go ahead."
I looked at Fucha.
"Don't look at me with such a queen's eyes." Fucha smiled, "Don't forget, you were tied into a rice dumpling."
"..."
I looked around and found that I was indeed tied into a dumpling and thrown on the bed in an awkward position.
So he roared angrily: "Since you know I've been tied into a rice dumpling, why don't you let me go?!"
"Tsk tsk, it's really hot." He shook his head in admiration, "If I didn't have a mission, I would definitely not want Xi Shi to ask you."
"..."
I tried to calm down all the fluctuations in my heart, and finally turned it into one sentence: "Tell me all the stories."
"it is good."
He is calm.
It turned out that he, like me, came from the 21st century.Moreover, he was chosen by bg matchmaker, and like me, he was sent to do missions in history...
In layman's terms, it is: the matchmaker found me, and through the scroll of twelve beauties, she traveled to fall in love with twelve historical women.And the matchmaker from the bg faction chose him.Similarly, let him go to history and fall in love with twelve women.
I was a little confused: "So, what is our purpose?"
"You don't know?" He didn't believe it. "My matchmaker told me that she wanted to set things right and rob people from you."
"What..." I frowned, "What is stealing people?"
"You really don't know? Now that rotten women are rampant, the matchmaker world in heaven is also in chaos. The matchmaker who manages men and women decided to take this opportunity to invade a part of the men's and women's market. Therefore, the internship requirement for the position of Lily Matchmaker is to let People travel back to the past and deal with the twelve famous women in history! Similarly, *Matchmaker was not idle, and also looked for a man to travel back in time, giving the task to deal with the twelve famous men in history, including Pan An, Lord Longyang, Murong Chong, etc., you understand."
I was dumbfounded: "So?"
"So the romantic matchmaker can't just sit idly by. I sent a man and a woman back to ancient times, and they are all kinds of time-traveling. We must complete the historical mission, before Lily and the time-traveling people come, we can set things right and prevent everything from happening. .”
"So..." I was a little dizzy, but I still tried to clear my mind, "So you are the chosen man."
"Of course."
"So, originally, you wanted to make Xi Shi fall in love with you, that is, fall in love with Fucha, before I arrived?"
"Of course."
"So, what do you mean, all the women I passed through were taken over by my Lily Realm?"
"Of course. Chen Ajiao and Wu Zetian have already fallen in love with you, haven't they? You have found a balance in the cracks of history, and your daughter and daughter love each other."
Well, we're in the cracks of history, the lilies are blooming ==
"Then, who did you capture?"
"I, there are still quite a few who captured, such as Empress Dugu Jialuo from the Sui Dynasty, Empress Changsun Wuji from the Tang Dynasty, Zhuo Wenjun, Su Xiaomei..."
"Wait!" I interrupted in shock, "That is to say, you are Sima Xiangru, Qin Guan, or even Tang Taizong Li Shimin?!"
He blinked and touched his nose: "It should be. You know."
I understand……
Well, just like I am Zhao Feiyan, Shangguan Waner and others...
"So, you have the literary talent of Sima Xiangru, the skill of Li Shimin... and even more?"
I swallowed.
He touched his nose again: "It should be. You know."
I don't understand!
I wailed a hundred times in my heart.If the opponent is Li Shimin, Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty, who created the prosperity of the Tang Dynasty with his powerful wrists, then how can I win?
"Oh, by the way, I also had a little self-willedness in the cracks of history. For example, when I was Lu Bu, I found that Diao Chan was born curvy! So, I decisively chose to be with my original partner. In fact, Lu Bu's original partner My wife is also quite beautiful, and she is a slave type. She is good at serving people outside the house, which saves much trouble compared to Diao Chan... Hey, what's wrong with you? Hey!"
What's wrong?I feel like I'm going to faint.
Not only the talents of Sima Xiangru Qin Guan, etc., but also the political skills of Tang Taizong Li Shimin, and Lu Bu's kung fu?Well, I don't have to play.
Red rabbit among horses, Lu Bu among people.Even without Wu Zixu...
He seemed to see my thoughts, and smiled: "That's right, even without Wu Zixu, you wouldn't be able to leave."
He blinked: "You understand."
Well, I understand.
No matter how arrogant I am, I know that I will not be able to escape from Lu Bu, the first general of the Three Kingdoms War.
Seeing that I was about to cry, he laughed and came up to untie my rope: "Don't be too sad, anyway, I won't deal with you. After all, I like you. What's more, traveling through history is so lonely, it's hard It’s good to be a companion when I meet someone who is in the same way.”
I believe you like me, I am sa!
It would be better to say that the second reason comes from the heart.
"Then, how are you going to deal with my...companion?"
"Do you want to deal with it or not, playmates, of course we play together. Come on, let's play in bed and play."
His mouth has come up.
I was embarrassed, and when I realized it, I raised my hand and slapped it, and swung it firmly.
However, it didn't fall on his face.
He squeezed my wrist and said with a wicked smile, "So you like the Cos Ritual type."
"I'll fuck you, uncle!" Since both of them are from time-traveling, it doesn't matter what the demeanor of an ancient woman is, and besides, he didn't swear just now, "Didn't you fucking say you won't deal with me?"
He put on a look of grievance and shrugged: "Then if I don't deal with you, I will be slapped in the face by you."
"..." I was bored, and said, "Then let me go first."
He was refreshing, and as soon as he raised his hand, he let go completely.
I was taken aback for a moment, and then Nei Niu was full of emotion: Sure enough, people with high art skills are bold, and those with high martial arts skills can have no scruples.
I sighed, raised my arm, and moved my wrist: "Then what are you going to do now? I mean Xi Shi."
This time, he thought about it seriously, and then said: "Originally, our authentic matchmaker asked me to travel through time to fix the sexual orientation of famous women in history. It is different from your way of fixing twelve volumes. I was randomly thrown into time." Tunnel, it counts wherever you throw it, and whoever it touches counts. Now, it is obvious that my mission is Xi Shi. But... I like you more. If you are willing to be with me, I can consider not touching Xi Shi. "
I know?
I don't understand!
I wanted to pick him up and shake him by the neck.
However, Xi Shi's bewildered eyes really made me feel apprehensive.
I pointed at him.
You have kind.
He smiled "haha" and pointed to the door to Xi Shi: "You go out first. Close the door by the way."
Xi Shi looked at me ignorantly.
I nodded slightly.
She just went out obediently.
"Go ahead."
I looked at Fucha.
"Don't look at me with such a queen's eyes." Fucha smiled, "Don't forget, you were tied into a rice dumpling."
"..."
I looked around and found that I was indeed tied into a dumpling and thrown on the bed in an awkward position.
So he roared angrily: "Since you know I've been tied into a rice dumpling, why don't you let me go?!"
"Tsk tsk, it's really hot." He shook his head in admiration, "If I didn't have a mission, I would definitely not want Xi Shi to ask you."
"..."
I tried to calm down all the fluctuations in my heart, and finally turned it into one sentence: "Tell me all the stories."
"it is good."
He is calm.
It turned out that he, like me, came from the 21st century.Moreover, he was chosen by bg matchmaker, and like me, he was sent to do missions in history...
In layman's terms, it is: the matchmaker found me, and through the scroll of twelve beauties, she traveled to fall in love with twelve historical women.And the matchmaker from the bg faction chose him.Similarly, let him go to history and fall in love with twelve women.
I was a little confused: "So, what is our purpose?"
"You don't know?" He didn't believe it. "My matchmaker told me that she wanted to set things right and rob people from you."
"What..." I frowned, "What is stealing people?"
"You really don't know? Now that rotten women are rampant, the matchmaker world in heaven is also in chaos. The matchmaker who manages men and women decided to take this opportunity to invade a part of the men's and women's market. Therefore, the internship requirement for the position of Lily Matchmaker is to let People travel back to the past and deal with the twelve famous women in history! Similarly, *Matchmaker was not idle, and also looked for a man to travel back in time, giving the task to deal with the twelve famous men in history, including Pan An, Lord Longyang, Murong Chong, etc., you understand."
I was dumbfounded: "So?"
"So the romantic matchmaker can't just sit idly by. I sent a man and a woman back to ancient times, and they are all kinds of time-traveling. We must complete the historical mission, before Lily and the time-traveling people come, we can set things right and prevent everything from happening. .”
"So..." I was a little dizzy, but I still tried to clear my mind, "So you are the chosen man."
"Of course."
"So, originally, you wanted to make Xi Shi fall in love with you, that is, fall in love with Fucha, before I arrived?"
"Of course."
"So, what do you mean, all the women I passed through were taken over by my Lily Realm?"
"Of course. Chen Ajiao and Wu Zetian have already fallen in love with you, haven't they? You have found a balance in the cracks of history, and your daughter and daughter love each other."
Well, we're in the cracks of history, the lilies are blooming ==
"Then, who did you capture?"
"I, there are still quite a few who captured, such as Empress Dugu Jialuo from the Sui Dynasty, Empress Changsun Wuji from the Tang Dynasty, Zhuo Wenjun, Su Xiaomei..."
"Wait!" I interrupted in shock, "That is to say, you are Sima Xiangru, Qin Guan, or even Tang Taizong Li Shimin?!"
He blinked and touched his nose: "It should be. You know."
I understand……
Well, just like I am Zhao Feiyan, Shangguan Waner and others...
"So, you have the literary talent of Sima Xiangru, the skill of Li Shimin... and even more?"
I swallowed.
He touched his nose again: "It should be. You know."
I don't understand!
I wailed a hundred times in my heart.If the opponent is Li Shimin, Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty, who created the prosperity of the Tang Dynasty with his powerful wrists, then how can I win?
"Oh, by the way, I also had a little self-willedness in the cracks of history. For example, when I was Lu Bu, I found that Diao Chan was born curvy! So, I decisively chose to be with my original partner. In fact, Lu Bu's original partner My wife is also quite beautiful, and she is a slave type. She is good at serving people outside the house, which saves much trouble compared to Diao Chan... Hey, what's wrong with you? Hey!"
What's wrong?I feel like I'm going to faint.
Not only the talents of Sima Xiangru Qin Guan, etc., but also the political skills of Tang Taizong Li Shimin, and Lu Bu's kung fu?Well, I don't have to play.
Red rabbit among horses, Lu Bu among people.Even without Wu Zixu...
He seemed to see my thoughts, and smiled: "That's right, even without Wu Zixu, you wouldn't be able to leave."
He blinked: "You understand."
Well, I understand.
No matter how arrogant I am, I know that I will not be able to escape from Lu Bu, the first general of the Three Kingdoms War.
Seeing that I was about to cry, he laughed and came up to untie my rope: "Don't be too sad, anyway, I won't deal with you. After all, I like you. What's more, traveling through history is so lonely, it's hard It’s good to be a companion when I meet someone who is in the same way.”
I believe you like me, I am sa!
It would be better to say that the second reason comes from the heart.
"Then, how are you going to deal with my...companion?"
"Do you want to deal with it or not, playmates, of course we play together. Come on, let's play in bed and play."
His mouth has come up.
I was embarrassed, and when I realized it, I raised my hand and slapped it, and swung it firmly.
However, it didn't fall on his face.
He squeezed my wrist and said with a wicked smile, "So you like the Cos Ritual type."
"I'll fuck you, uncle!" Since both of them are from time-traveling, it doesn't matter what the demeanor of an ancient woman is, and besides, he didn't swear just now, "Didn't you fucking say you won't deal with me?"
He put on a look of grievance and shrugged: "Then if I don't deal with you, I will be slapped in the face by you."
"..." I was bored, and said, "Then let me go first."
He was refreshing, and as soon as he raised his hand, he let go completely.
I was taken aback for a moment, and then Nei Niu was full of emotion: Sure enough, people with high art skills are bold, and those with high martial arts skills can have no scruples.
I sighed, raised my arm, and moved my wrist: "Then what are you going to do now? I mean Xi Shi."
This time, he thought about it seriously, and then said: "Originally, our authentic matchmaker asked me to travel through time to fix the sexual orientation of famous women in history. It is different from your way of fixing twelve volumes. I was randomly thrown into time." Tunnel, it counts wherever you throw it, and whoever it touches counts. Now, it is obvious that my mission is Xi Shi. But... I like you more. If you are willing to be with me, I can consider not touching Xi Shi. "
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