[Quick Transmigration] Twelve Beauties

Qixi Festival is here, Lian Xin decided to bring all the heroines out together to abuse her for the festive atmosphere~~~(*^__^*)~~~~

The list of guests for this issue of Beauty Joy Party:

(Chu Li and each □□)

Chen Ajiao

Wu Zetian

Zhao Hede

Li Qingzhao

Lu Pheasant

Sun Shangxiang

Hua Mulan

Zhong Wuyan

——(The above rankings are in no particular order, and the order of appearance shall prevail).

Host: Babu Lianxin

[Two rows of salutes are fired, and the ribbons are airborne.Cherry blossoms are flying all over the sky, and the curtain is slowly opened——]

Host Babu Lianxin (with a pleasant smile): The gongs and drums are loud, and the firecrackers are blasting. In this season of red flags and crowds of people, in this jubilant and bloody July, we ushered in the annual Qixi Festival. Lala Festival.

In order to let single pet dogs have a harmonious Qixi Festival, Lian Xin contacted the crew of "Twelve Volumes of Beauty" here, and specially invited several main creators to hold this Qixi Lala Carnival that spanned thousands of years—(here Applause due ==)

Alright, first of all, let’s invite our first pair of lesbians, and also the earliest lesbian cp in history—Chen Ajiao and Chu Fu!

Chen Ajiao and Chu Fu came out hand in hand.

(Thunderous applause broke out from the audience)

(The fan group pulled up banners and shouted lines: The golden house hides the beauty, first love is the best!)

Babu Lianxin: The dumplings in the audience are really enthusiastic. It seems that Gillian's popularity is really high.

(Screams erupt from the audience~~~)

Gillian smiled and nodded to express her thanks.

(The screaming is louder, someone has passed out, and the staff is calling an ambulance.)

Babu Lianxin: It seems that our Scorpio goddess is really charming!I don't know what program Gillian will bring us?

Gillian just smiled and said nothing, just pinched Chufu.

Chu Fu (stepping forward with a dry smile): Gillian is here this time to bring you a song.Well, I'm in charge of the rapping part of it.

Gillian nodded gracefully with a smile.

The music of "Fox Spirit" starts—————

Gillian held the microphone and sang: Don't think I didn't notice that you sneaked to meet her again, don't ask me what I think, your eyes are obviously ghosts (pinch)... My warning is the last time, if you don't know Be careful, step aside from that vixen, and get out of my sight (pinch)...

Chu Fu answered with tears in his eyes: What's the matter, my eldest lady?

Gillian: Don't flatter me! (pinch)

Chu Fu burst into tears: I just went to have a cup of coffee

Gillian: A lot of nonsense! (pinch again)

Chu Fu (holding the phone and walking away timidly): He didn't answer the phone and put on a bad face.

Gillian followed up calmly: It depends on your performance. (continue to pinch)

Chu Fu burst into tears: Don't make excuses again.

Gillian is serious: vixen, she is shameless.Lingering, really annoying.

……

After singing a song, Gillian smiled gracefully, but Chu Fu was swollen from pinching.

Looking at the tearful daughter, Babu Lianxin felt a little unbearable, cleared her throat, and quickly ended: Ahem, thank you for the happy (cruel) fast (forbearing) song brought to us by the first CP in history. Here, let’s send Chu Fu off first. girl go down.Goddess Gillian, please wait a moment. As the most popular heroine in this book, many readers want to ask you questions.

Gillian smiled gracefully: OK.

(Reader) A Spinach in Winter: May I ask Gillian, how did you feel when you were touched by Chu Fu?

Gillian smiled gracefully.

(Reader) A Spinach in Winter: May I ask Gillian, how did you feel when you were touched by Chu Fu?

Gillian smiled gracefully.

(Reader) A Spinach in Winter: May I ask Gillian...

Babu Lianxin coughed dryly, and stepped forward to interrupt: Keke, Gillian must be tired, let's go back to Oasis Palace to rest first.

Gillian smiled and exited gracefully.

A single spinach left in the winter is messy in the wind.

Babu Lianxin whispered in Spinach's ear: Be careful after school.

Then, wipe off the sweat and continue to host.

Babu Lianxin: Alright, we have sent away the charming Gillian, and we will usher in the queen who has the sun and the moon in the sky!Next, we invite Emperor Zetian and her CP, Shangguan Wan'er!

(The applause from the audience was thunderous again.)

(Fans pulled up banners and shouted lines: A generation of queens, the best among all!)

Babu Lianxin: The Queen's fan group is really domineering, even the slogan is so domineering.

Wu Zetian (glance): Since I am so domineering, why am I not the first to come out?

With a sharp glance, Lian Xin's legs trembled.

For a moment, I really wanted to kneel down and sing "Conquer".

Babu Lianxin: Queen, I was wrong~~~~(>_<)~~~~

Wu Zetian withdrew his eye knife in satisfaction.

Only then did Babu Lianxin ask weakly: I don't know what program Her Majesty the Empress and Lord Shangguan are bringing?

Wu Zetian: I can only watch shows, not perform shows.Go ahead, let Wan'er recite a poem for you on the spot.Didn't Cao Zhi make a poem in seven steps, and we Wan'er, let's do it in three steps.

Shangguan Wan'er was dumbfounded: Do you want to recite poems?

The audience applauded thunderously, waiting for the three-step poem of the first lady.

Wan'er wiped off her sweat: Your Majesty, you really think highly of me...

Wu Zetian smiled: My Wan'er has always been smart.

Wan'er was helpless, smiled and blessed her, and then came out: Seeing Zhu Chengbi thinking, haggard and separated, Yijun.If you don’t believe me, I shed tears recently, and I unpacked the pomegranate skirt for inspection.

Wu Zetian curled the corner of his mouth.

Wan'er bowed her head: It was too urgent to complete the poem in three steps. Wan'er panicked and couldn't remember anything in her mind. Only this poem of His Majesty will last forever.

Wu Zetian smiled and narrowed his eyes, obviously very useful.

Eight-step lotus heart wipes sweat: Wan'er's flattery...ah no, the kung fu of reciting poems is really amazing!Okay, please, Wan'er, please go down to rest first, Your Majesty the Empress, wait a moment, we readers still have some questions to ask you.

Wu Zetian nodded, and Wan'er went down.

(Reader) A spinach in winter raised his hand again to speak: May I ask the empress, what do you think in your heart when you are jealous of your daughter?

Wu Zetian cast a contemptuous glance.

Eyes like knives.

Mr. Spinach shook and sat down on the ground.

(Reader) Pealing Chrysanthemum raised his hand: Excuse me, Empress Zetian, do you prefer to be on top or below?

Wu Zetian glanced disdainfully again.

Eyes like knives.

Pealing Chrysanthemum trembled, and the whole person sat down on his buttocks.

Wu Zetian said slowly: Babu Lianxin, I think you don't want to have this carnival.

Babu Lianxin (appearing on stage after wiping sweat): No matter what, it's just that the "sky" are too enthusiastic, haha.Well, send the Queen off—Long live the Queen, Long live, Long live, Long live (Long live).

Only then did Wu Zetian leave with his head held high.

Babu Lianxin stood up and wiped her sweat: Then, let's invite our next guest—Goddess Qingzhao.

(thundering applause)

(Fans pulled up banners and shouted slogans: Qingzhao Qingzhao, the world is wonderful.)

Babu Lianxin (finally regaining her joy): Yes, Li Qingzhao is a legend in the history of our women's poetry, and she is the beauty of poetry.Today, she brought her favorite Li Shishi, what show is she going to perform for us?

Li Shishi (slightly panting): Well, we, Qingzhao, would like to give you a lecture on the relationship and difference between poems and words, as well as the identification of gold and stone antiques.

Babu Lianxin was embarrassed, and then secretly pulled Li Shishi's sleeve: "Give a professional science lecture at the carnival? What are you doing? Also, what the hell are you panting for? On this harmonious day, it is easy to arouse readers' daydreams." What!"

Li Shishi replied in a low voice: "Qingzhao has always been serious, what can I do if she wants to give a lecture? Also, imagine me, you have invited eight guests in one go. I am running around to change cosplay clothes, can I not be tired? ?!"

While the two were muttering, Li Qingzhao had already started talking seriously.

With the opening of the ppt on the cover of the beautiful lotus, a song "One Cut Plum" sounded, and the goddess Qingzhao began to slowly talk about classical poetry...

For a moment, I had a feeling: if "Classical Poetry" was taught by Qingzhao in college, my elective courses would not always be skipped ==

What a nice view.

For the first time, Lian Xin felt the extreme of "poetry and calligraphy in her belly".That, like a painting, with dots of calligraphy and poetry on it.

After Qingzhao finished speaking, the audience took a long time to think about it before they came to their senses, and applause broke out.

Babu Lianxin: Thank you, thank you our poetess.According to the rules of the program, we still invite the teacher first, Lay Yi An, wait a moment, our readers have some questions to ask you.

Li Qingzhao smiled: Excuse me.

Reader a: Excuse me, sister Qingzhao, do you know that your poems have been included in high school textbooks many years later, embarrassing students one after another?

Li Qingzhao blinked: Sorry, I don't know.However, I think my poems are easier to remember. The one who really makes it difficult for the students is Brother Qu Yuan.

The buzzing sound of "long breath to cover up crying" appeared in everyone's mind...

Everyone shook collectively, erasing the humming sound in their heads.

Sure enough, Qu Yuan is the uncle.

Reader b: Sister Qingzhao, this is a new poem I wrote, can you help me read it?

Li Qingzhao smiled: OK.

Immediately came together.

So, another picture of talking about poetry and Ci.

Lian Xin is embarrassed: Are people really different?From Mao to Qingzhao, they all revolve around the problems of textbook poetry.Could it be... who attracts what questions?

As soon as I thought about it like this, I felt that there was a sharp eye shot, and my back felt cold.

Lian Xin trembled, and hurriedly sent Li Qingzhao off to invite the next guest, just wanting to end quickly.

Babu Lianxin: Please let us have a pair of CP, this is a pair of sisters - Zhao Feiyan and Zhao Hede!Mrs. Hede, please.

(thundering applause)

(Fans pulled up banners and shouted slogans: Hedehede, graceful figure!)

Babu Lianxin 囧: Ahem, Empress Hede's fan group is personality.Well, I don't know what kind of show Hede brought his sister here this time to show to the vast number of box lunches who love you so much?

Zhao Hede took the guest microphone with a smile: Hi, everyone~~ Friends on the left ←_←, how are you~~ Friends on the right→_→, how are you~~ I love you~~~mua~~~(づ￣3￣ )づ╭?～

Babu Lianxin wiped sweat: Empress Hede is really lively and charming, she is indeed the first empress in history to kill the emperor and pass down through the ages...

Zhao Hede: →_→

Babu Lianxin (realized the slip of the tongue, instantly turned positive): Ahem, I don’t know what show Sister Hede is going to perform for us?

Zhao Hede: Do you want a striptease? (*^__^*)~~

Babu Lianxin wiped off her sweat again: Hehe, Hede is so open, box lunches are really blessed, but now is the Qingshui period, the author is so pure, and the reader is even more pure, this program... cough cough, let's change it.

Zhao Feiyan snatched the microphone and laughed dryly: My sister was joking, so don’t worry (*^__^*)~~ In fact, what our sisters brought was a song and dance "Sisters", with Hede as the lead singer and I as the backup dancer.

Babu Lianxin: Wow, can we see the legendary Palm Flying Swallow Dance today?

Sister Zhao: Of course.

Zhao Hede stretched out his hand: Come up.

Zhao Feiyan Khan: Palm dancing is just an exaggeration, okay? . .Seriously, go sing.

Zhao Hede →_→, then raised the microphone, and sang enthusiastically along with the music:

spring wind will laugh

beautiful singing

you are like a happy bird

summer sunburn

green fields are burning

you make the world a better place

remember your smile

remember you

It's a song in the forest

i am a piece of grass

being hugged tenderly

i think you must know

you are my sister

you are my babyohyeah

no matter how far apart

you are my sister

you are my babyohyeah

cherish this feeling

autumn red leaves shake

Xiangying looks delicate

you are naughty pepper

Celebrating the Harvest Year in Winter

how leisurely the world is

you make troubles disappear

remember your jiao

remember your wonderful

how can i forget

when i can fly

fly over the sky

I must let you see

you are my sister

you are my babyohyeah

no matter how far apart

you are my sister

you are my babyohyeah

cherish this feeling

you are my sister

you are my babyohyeah

no matter how far apart

you are my sister

you are my babyohyeah

cherish this feeling

……

Zhang Huimei's masterpiece was sung enthusiastically by the equally chubby Zhao Hede, it was so appropriate.

And the readers in the audience have already started to beat the rhythm.

Zhao Feiyan on the stage accelerated the rotation with the faster and faster rhythm behind, faster and faster... Then, they were blown away by the wind ==

"It's not good, Zhao Feiyan was blown away by the wind~~~"

The audience was shocked, and the staff urgently contacted the helicopter for salvage.

Babu Lianxin wiped off her sweat: Cough cough, sister Feiyan was blown away by the wind, we can take this opportunity to ask sister Hede a few questions, please raise your hand if you have any questions.

(Reader) Caibao: When did Hede fall in love with Feiyan?

Zhao Hede smiled: I have liked it since I was a child.

Reader A: May I ask Hede, I heard that your skin has always been as fair as a newborn baby, do you have any secrets for skin care?

Zhao Hede: No need to maintain, just eat.Just make yourself fatter, haven't you heard of white fat white fat?If you are fat, you will naturally become white.

Reader A (Σ(°△°|||)︴): Unexpectedly!

Reader B: Then please Hede, what is your secret to killing the emperor overnight?

Zhao Hede: There is no need for a secret, as long as you are * (wink).

Reader C: Let me ask Hede, for those of us single dogs who still spend Qixi Festival alone, what is your experience in chasing girls?

Zhao Hede: No experience is needed, as long as you have good looks (serious face).

For a moment, the field was silent.As if the emperor's new clothes were torn by a child...

[Background music plays: Ah, what a painful realization...]

Then, deafening cries erupted from the audience——

Babu Lianxin hurried forward, invited Zhao Hede to step down, and then invited the next one: "Okay, next we invite the first queen of the big man, Lu Zhi!"She is the first woman in our country to be proclaimed in the imperial court!And the love between her and Yu Ji is also a model in the lesbian world.Everyone applauded, let us invite Lu Zhi——

(thundering applause)

(Fans pulled banners and shouted slogans: Lu Zhi, Lu Zhi, you are invincible!)

Babu Lianxin (sweat ticking): Keke, that, the slogan of the makeup powder is really ingenious, showing the true colors of Leo.One, Your Highness Empress Lu, I don't know what program you brought us?

Lu Pheasant (with a gloomy face): Gu originally planned to co-edit a new play with Concubine Yu, but what about Concubine Yu?

Babu Lianxin (inner os: was blown away by the wind, and is being salvaged by helicopter): Ahem, man, Yuji may have walked away a little bit beforehand.Since Concubine Yu is not here and can't perform, please ask Her Highness Empress Lu to answer a few questions from our readers.

Lu Zhi (sigh): All right.Hurry up, Gu is in a hurry to find Yu Ji.

Babu Lianxin: Alright!Blessed are the fans, if you have any questions, just ask!

(Reader) Pepper Chrysanthemum: Excuse me, Empress Lu, who do you really love out of the two?Have you ever had sex with Yu Ji?Also, do you wear jade bracelets when you have sex?

Babu Lianxin was frightened and wiped her sweat.

Lu Pheasant (sneering): It’s been a long time since I’ve admired a pig...

Babu Lianxin stepped forward, dragged the peeled chrysanthemum down, and smiled apologetically at Lu Zhi: Hehe, Your Highness Empress Lu, aren't you in a hurry to find Concubine Yu?Or hurry down and have a look.

Lu Pheasant (flicks his sleeves away): Hmph.

After sending off the Lion Queen, Babu Lianxin continued to wipe off the sweat that she couldn't finish today, and announced the next guest appearance: Next, we have the next guest——Sun Shangxiang!The rolling waters of the Yangtze River flow eastward, and the waves wash away the heroes of the ages.Everyone knows that the Three Kingdoms was an era when heroes (bases) and heroes (rogues) were born in large numbers. This is the paradise that countless people (rotten girls) yearn for!However, in this man's world, there are still beauties in troubled times who don't let their eyebrows emerge.Among them, the most famous one is Jiangdong's younger sister, Sun Shangxiang!

(thundering applause)

(Fans pulled banners and shouted slogans: Little sister, little sister, so precious!)

Babu Lianxin: Okay, little sister, please come forward.Excuse me, today, what program did you bring to the spices?

Sun Shangxiang (at a loss): Where is my sister-in-law?

Babu Lianxin (spitting inwardly: well, I’m still going to the helicopter): Heck, is the younger sister also cooperating with Lingsao on the show?

Sun Shangxiang: That's not true. What I brought was my singing and dancing sword, which is Brother Gongjin's favorite "Husband Song".

Babu Lianxin: That's great.Then the little girl will perform while waiting for your sister-in-law.

Sun Shangxiang: All right.

After speaking, he flashed his sword, shook his hand, and danced and sang to the background music:

Husband lives in the world and makes a name for himself

Make meritorious deeds and comfort your life

Comfort my life, I will be drunk

I will be drunk and sing like crazy

Husband lives in the world and makes a name for himself

Make meritorious deeds and comfort your life

Comfort my life, I will be drunk

I will be drunk and sing like crazy

Comfort my life, I will be drunk

I will be drunk and sing like crazy

……

She is dressed in white, plays a sword and sings, her unrestrained demeanor is not inferior to Zhou Gongjin in the TV series!

For a time, everyone was stunned.

Sun Shangxiang: Alright, I'm going to find my sister-in-law first.

After all, lift the sword and exit.

Only then did Babu Lianxin realize: Well, next to our penultimate guest——Hua Mulan!There are so many extraordinary women in ancient and modern times, and how many people gallop on the battlefield?Hua Mulan, with her name, wrote us another legend of women!Join the army on behalf of the father, kill the enemy for thousands of miles, be loyal, filial, and brave!Welcome Mulan!

(thundering applause)

(Fans pulled banners and shouted slogans: Mulan, Mulan, don’t lose! Yang Wei on the battlefield, never give back!)

Babu Lianxin also blushed with excitement: Well said, our General Hua is an idol in the hearts of all women!So General Hua, what program do you want to bring to the Irish who love you?

Hua Mulan looked around.

Babu Lianxin (stepping forward with a smile): General Hua is looking for Duo Lun, right?She may have left beforehand now, let's ignore her and let her fly for a while.Better put on your show for the Irish first.

Hua Mulan frowned blankly, paused, and said, "Okay."But I didn't prepare a program for you, I only prepared some gifts for you.

Babu Lianxin (surprise): What gift?

Hua Mulan: Something to eat.

Babu Lianxin (saliva sucking): Good food!Most of the readers here are foodies (reader's eye knife→_→point: it is clear that you are also a foodie!), um.

So, Hua Mulan clapped her hands while the audience was eagerly waiting, and immediately a group of captives, Wu Huada, were bound and brought forward.

Then, a dagger was issued to each of them.

Hua Mulan raised her dagger: the so-called "Aspirations eat the meat of the Huns when they are hungry, and talk about drinking the blood of the Huns when they are thirsty"!Don't be polite to me, everyone, let's start.

……

Someone in the audience fainted.

Backstage staff urgently called an ambulance.

a mess.

Babu Lianxin stepped forward: Ah, General Hua, don't you want to look for your Highness Duo Lun?

Hua Mulan was taken aback, then nodded: Well, I should look for her.

Babu Lianxin ((*^__^*): Why don’t you leave?

……

Sending off Hua Mulan, Babu Lianxin wiped off sweat for the nth time: Alright, let's invite the last guest tonight——Zhong Wuyan!

Someone from the background hurried up and whispered to Babu Lianxin: Zhong Wuyan is not coming.

Babu Lianxin (surprised): Why?Didn't we talk about it long ago?The appearance fee was paid.

The staff is in a dilemma: the appearance fee has already been refunded.

Babu Lianxin: Then why didn't she come?

Staff member: Uh, she said, she was ashamed.

Babu Lianxin: I'll go!

At this moment, Zhao Feiyan flew back again——

However, the cosplay suit and wig were blown away, and they returned to Chu Li's appearance.

So, Ba Bu Lian was quick-witted, and grabbed Zhao Feiyan (Chu Li) by the ankle, and pulled her to the ground.Then put on a smiling expression: Alright, readers, because Zhong Wuyan is rehearsing the latest volume of "Beauty Twelve Volumes", the schedule is too tight to come.For the last link, let us interview Chu Li, the first heroine of this book——welcome everyone!

(Everyone boos.)

(Qi Bi middle finger: Chu Li, Chu Li, shameless! After loving one after another, he deserves to be ridden by thousands of people!)

Chu Li (dead fish eyes): Hello!

Babu Lianxin (turning on deaf ears): Okay, let's enter the reader's question section!Please raise your hand.

(Reader) Pepper Chrysanthemum: Excuse me, Chu Li, do you prefer to be on the top or the bottom

Babu Lianxin (smiling): Next.Please raise your hand.

(Reader) Pepper Chrysanthemum: May I ask Chu Li, which of the twelve do you think is the most profligate on the bed?

Babu Lianxin (smiling): Next.Please raise your hand.

(Reader) Pepper Ju: Excuse me, Chu Li, have you ever thought about coming with Thirteen?

Babu Lianxin (smiling): Next.Please raise your hand.

Pepper Ju continued to raise his hand.

Babu Lianxin (smiling): Alright, no one raises their hands anymore.This is the end of today's Tanabata Beauty Lala Joy Party!Thank you for your participation~~~Thank you~~~~~~~~~

Reader Lin Sensen Weak Weak: Actually, I still want to ask, who is the protagonist's favorite...