[Journey to the West] The poor monk is a fake monk

The three of them walked and stopped. One day, they were blocked by a big river. The water in the river was black, like spilled ink.

"Master, be careful." Sun Xingzhe stepped forward to inspect the river.

Bajie guards Chen Tangtang carefully.

Chen Tangtang said: "Is there anything unusual?"

Sun Xingzhe shook his head: "I don't know why the river here is this color."

"Amitabha, the world is so big that there are no wonders."

"Maybe." Sun Xingzhe still looked wary.

Bajie measured the width of the river, but he couldn't see the other side clearly from a distance, he sighed: "This river is really wide."

"I don't know if there is a ferry..."

As soon as Chen Tangtang's words fell, a small boat drifted down from the upper reaches with the current.

The boatman was lying on his back on the boat, with a grass-woven bamboo hat buckled over his face, one leg resting on the other, his raised feet dangling, and he looked very leisurely.

Sun Xingzhe stood on the shore and greeted: "Hi! Boatman!"

Unexpectedly, the boatman seemed to be deaf and motionless.

Sun Xingzhe narrowed his golden-red eyes coldly.

Bajie laughed and said, "Senior brother always looks like this, so people don't want to come here, right?"

Sun Xingzhe gave him a cool look: "Come here."

Bajie nodded: "Then senior brother will be optimistic about it."

As he spoke, he took out a piece of broken silver from his sleeve.

Sun Xingzhe raised his eyebrows: "Where did you get it? Could it be that you withheld Master's money?"

Bajie smiled: "Isn't it normal for me to be a bit self-conscious? I'm telling Master to leave a way out. If Master only follows you, who has nothing to do with you, I don't know how much hardship you will suffer."

Sun Xingzhe was furious: "I just forgot to bring the money."

Bajie let out a "hehe", and casually threw the broken silver into the boat, and said softly, "The boatman, please excuse me."

The boatman finally moved. He stretched out one hand to grab the piece of silver, and weighed it with his hand. After a while, he got up and rowed the boat over.

Bajie looked at Sun Xingzhe with a smile: "Brother, you can see it."

Sun Xingzhe folded his arms and looked indifferent.

Bajie turned his head and said to his master, "Brother, you can't make a family if you look like this, and you can't save money at all."

"you!"

Chen Tangtang said helplessly: "The two of you have already entered Buddhism. Want to start a family in this life? I'm afraid it's impossible."

Sun Xingzhe looked up at the sky, his ears were red and said: "Whoever wants to get married, I will just follow the master."

Bajie pointed at Chen Tangtang's heart: "I've been tied to Master for the rest of my life, Master don't want to abandon me."

Chen Tangtang shook his head and remained silent.

She lightly touched the flower bud in her hand with her finger, the flower bud moved, and the little white dragon inside still didn't wake up.

The boatman had come to the front at this time, he put his hips on his arms and said lazily, "Are you guys going to take the boat?"

Chen Tangtang took a step forward: "That's right, I'm sorry to trouble you."

The boatman narrowed his eyes and looked at her for a few times, then said slowly, "However, not everyone can carry my boat."

"you……"

Chen Tangtang stopped Sun Xingzhe, and asked in a deep voice, "I don't know what the benefactor wants?"

The boatman smiled and said, "You monk is reasonable. Well, I'll say it."

His gaze swept over the three of them, and then suddenly stopped on Chen Tangtang's hand.

"I don't carry people with unclean hearts."

Sun Xingzhe and Bajie's expressions changed at the same time, but Chen Tangtang, who was standing at the front, did not see the abnormality of the two of them. Instead, he breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Fortunately, we are all monks, so our hearts are naturally pure."

The boatman laughed loudly: "Really? Elder, why not look back, the expressions of the two people behind you seem to say otherwise."

Chen Tangtang was puzzled, followed his words and turned around, only to see the two people with embarrassing faces.

"You are..."

"That...Master..." Sun Xingzhe stumbled and said.

But Bajie opened the folding fan to cover his face, and said shyly, "Master, please don't look at me like this, I will be embarrassed."

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Pooh!You are all secretly thinking about something behind your back, why are you unclean!

"Tut tsk tsk." The boatman exclaimed.

Sun Xingzhe stared at him coldly: "Are you trying to provoke our master-student relationship?"

"Hey? Are you thinking about your master? Tsk tsk—"

Chen Tangtang turned to the boatman and said, "Is there no other way?"

The boatman spread his hands: "Forgive me for being helpless, your apprentice's thoughts are too heavy."

Chen Tangtang glanced at them—"Look at the good things you guys have done, what are you thinking about every day!"

Sun Xingzhe whistled and looked at the sky, while Bajie pretended to be stupid with a smile.

"Then..." Chen Tangtang showed a hesitant expression.

Ba Jie immediately said: "Master, don't be embarrassed, Master, let's get on the boat first, we will have our own way to cross the river."

Chen Tangtang looked at Sun Xingzhe.

Sun Xingzhe nodded: "Master, don't worry."

"Okay then." Chen Tangtang held the little flower bud in one hand and the hem of the clothes in the other, and was about to board the boat when he stopped suddenly.

"Master, do you have any orders?" Bajie asked.

Chen Tangtang's expression was indescribable: "Disciples, since you are going to go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures, you should think less about it."

Sun Xingzhe: "..."

Bajie: "..."

What this said...as if the two of them were thinking about something indecent all day long.

Sun Xingzhe immediately said: "Master, I was wronged, it was that idiot who led me into trouble."

Bajie, who was a step behind in throwing the blame, looked at his elder brother with a "fucking" face.

——You are really my senior brother, the kind you love.

Bajie reported mercilessly: "Master, master, the elder brother secretly hides something shady in his sleeve!"

"Hey?"

Sun Xingzhe hurriedly put his right hand behind his back, with a serious expression on his face: "No."

Chen Tangtang: "..."

But your action of not having 300 taels of silver here has already betrayed you.

Amitabha, sometimes, as a master, you have to learn to pretend to be deaf and dumb.

Chen Tangtang couldn't hear it, so he boarded the boat.

Sun Xingzhe grabbed Bajie's neck while his master was turning his back, and shook him violently.

Bajie stared and said: "Master, what the elder brother is hiding is... um—"

Sun Xingzhe covered his mouth, exasperated, his cheeks were flushed: "Idiot, be careful!"

Bajie raised his eyebrows, as if saying to him, "What can you do to me".

Bajie glanced at the river from the corner of his eyes, and suddenly opened his eyes wide. He clutched his heart, slid down, and fell to his knees all at once.

Sun Xingzhe's heart skipped a beat, and he followed suit, only to see that the dark river was empty, there was no boat, no boatman, let alone their master.

"Master—"

"Master—"

The mournful cry floated on the surface of the river and reached the bottom of the water.

Chen Tangtang was shocked and opened his eyes.

A stream of bubbles popped from her mouth.

Ok? !

Chen Tangtang opened his eyes wide, sat up suddenly, but felt that his whole body was light, as if she had lost dozens of catties out of thin air.

That's really good.

However, when she looked down at herself, she found that she hadn't changed in any way. What had changed was the environment. She was actually in the water, and her breathing and actions were not affected in any way.

Could it be... the poor monk himself is a fish demon?

At this time, she was lying in a huge coral shell, which was covered with layers of golden-red soft gauze.

She got out of bed and stood on the ground, which was actually covered with soft gauze.

She looked around again—huge corals, pearls the size of fists, shells of various colors, giant white fish bones, and beautiful jade stones, which made this place look like a fairyland on earth. No, it should be said that this is the Crystal Palace of the Dragon King. yes.

"You're finally awake." A deep voice came.

Chen Tangtang looked back subconsciously, only to see a person gently lifting the pearl curtain at the door with his hands, and raised his eyebrows and smiled at her.

His skin is a bit dark, but it matches his aggressive eyebrows and eyes very well. He has black and shiny hair curled up on the top of his head, and the hair on his temples is a little red. At this moment, he is opening one eye, squinting. With one eye closed, it looks like a black cat taking a nap in the sun, with a few words carved deep between its brows - "Stupid mortal".

"Amitabha, I don't know who the benefactor is? Why did the poor monk end up here?"

I don't know why I always feel like this kind of drama, the poor monk seems to have experienced it countless times.

He passed her, swayed, as if boneless, and fell on the bed of scallops.

"Me? I am the master here. As for you... I brought you here naturally."

He was crooked, with one leg stretched out on the soft gauze, and the other hanging down naturally.

"Ha, don't thank me too much. Without me, you may not be able to see such a magnificent scenery in your whole life."

Donor, would you please show some face?

Chen Tangtang: "Amitabha, but coming here is not the wish of the poor monk."

"Hmph... I knew that you mortals are always duplicity." He slapped his hands, pretending to be unbearable, "Forget it, because you are my relative, I will let you go , forgive you bastard."

Chen Tangtang felt that the dialogue between himself and him was not on the same line, and he didn't know who had the problem.

but……

"relative?"

"Ah, although I don't know why he chose a mortal, it's still a..." He opened one eye, glanced casually at Chen Tangtang, and said slowly: "Monk, but everyone in our family is strange This one is missing."

He put his hands behind his head, seemed to think of something happy, and hummed a song.

Chen Tangtang: "Benefactor, the poor monk still doesn't understand what you mean."

"Tsk tsk, are you mortals so stupid?"

He nestled himself in the soft gauze, slowly turned his body, buried his nose in the golden-red soft gauze, and took a sniff.

The gorgeous tulle seemed to burn his cheeks red.

On the other hand, he said with disgust: "Don't poison my bed with the poison of stupidity, I don't want to be as stupid as you."

You are the poison!

Do you know that you look so perverted now!

Chen Tangtang said calmly: "Since the benefactor is so smart..."

"Hmph, I hid it so deeply, you actually saw it." He moved on the scallop bed happily.

His thick skin made Chen Tangtang forget what he wanted to say for a moment.

"What do you want to say? I'll just listen to it condescendingly."

"The meaning of the poor monk is that since you are smart, why don't you tell the matter until the poor monk understands it?"

He closed his eyes and thought for a while: "Hey, what you said makes sense."

After saying that, he sat up abruptly, with one pair of eyes still closed and the other open.

It’s weird.

"Is yours still there?"

"Which one?" Chen Tangtang was puzzled.

"That's it! Why, you mortals are stupid."

Chen Tangtang: "..."

"Forget it, I still need my king to come in person." He jumped off the bed and came to Chen Tangtang.

He was already taller than her, and when he came close, the oppressive feeling brought by his height was particularly strong.

He looked at her, bent down slowly, his cheeks approached, his fingers slid down her sleeves, and slowly, slowly, penetrated into her sleeves...

The author has something to say: I feel that many readers are about to start school, but don’t abandon me, our man’s country is still on the way~