[Journey to the West] The poor monk is a fake monk

Bajie put down the ingredients in his hands and stood in front of Chen Tangtang.

Sun Xingzhe frowned and said, "The evil spirit seems to be gone again."

Bajie heaved a sigh of relief, but couldn't help but said, "What's the use of you!"

Sun Xingzhe said coldly: "Aren't you like a blind man who didn't see such a strong evil spirit?"

It was true that Bajie didn't notice anything just now because he was so absorbed in cooking for Master.

Sun Xingzhe turned to face Chen Tangtang, with the completely opposite expression from when he was angry with Bajie just now, and said warmly: "Master, let's finish eating quickly and leave. This place is full of grass and trees, and the atmosphere is very dark. I'm afraid there are big monsters here."

Sun Xingzhe looked into the distance again: "Great monsters usually have their own supernatural powers."

Rao Chen Tangtang didn't care about things outside of her life, but she was caught by monsters too many times along the way, even if everything was safe in the end, she didn't want to encounter these fearful things again.

"The disciple is right."

Although Ba Jie would fight against Sun Xingzhe secretly, they were on the same page when it came to protecting the master.

Bajie quickly prepared the food, and the three of them had a simple meal before deciding to go on the road.

"Is Master tired? How about I carry Master on my back?" Bajie suggested with a smile.

Sun Xingzhe let out a "huh": "Is it your sick look? I'm afraid you accidentally threw Master to the ground."

Bajie smiled: "Eldest brother, does this mean that the master is very important? Can he overwhelm a man like me?"

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Teacher, why did you hear your words wrong?

What is pressure man?

Sun Xingzhe immediately said, "Don't try to sow discord."

Bajie continued to smile: "Then the big brother means——can you recite Master?"

Sun Xingzhe raised his chin and his blond hair fluttered: "You can recite it, but can't I recite it?"

Bajie compared Sun Xingzhe's height. In fact, both of them were much taller than Chen Tangtang, but Bajie was still a little longer than Sun Xingzhe.

Sun Xingzhe let out a breath from his nose, his face turned red with anger.

Chen Tangtang said helplessly: "The poor monk can just walk around by himself, you two don't have to quarrel."

"Master!"

"Master—"

The two said at the same time: "You will be tired."

However, if you continue to quarrel like this, the poor monk will not only tire his ears, but also his heart.

At this moment, there seemed to be a childish cry for help from the distant woods.

Chen Tangtang let out an "ah" and stopped in his tracks.

Sun Xingzhe and Bajie seem to have a good understanding, each holding one of Chen Tangtang's arms, strode away, and hurried forward.

"What are you doing?"

The two ran away in a hurry, and didn't stop until they left the cry for help behind them.

Sun Xingzhe said: "How can there be people here in the deep mountains and old forests? How can there be children? Not to mention that I just saw a cloud of red monsters. It can be seen that it must be a trap set by monsters."

Bajie also said: "Although senior brother often acts arbitrarily..."

Sun Xingzhe: "Hello!"

Bajie: "...However, what he said this time is very reasonable. Master, for your safety, it is better not to pay attention to these voices. I have heard before that these monsters will turn into women to seduce men. It will turn into children, women and children to arouse the pity of passers-by, and thus eat mortals."

After hearing what they said, Chen Tangtang nodded and said: "What the disciples said is reasonable. Compassion is necessary, and guarding against others is indispensable. It shows how difficult the world is. However, if everyone is guarding, there is nothing to lose." Compassion, then what will happen to this world?"

Sun Xingzhe and Bajie looked at their master at the same time, and there was an unspeakable emotion in their hearts, which was a kind of gentle helplessness and distress after pity.

Chen Tangtang scratched his cheek in doubt: "Did the poor monk say something strange?"

Why did the apprentice show such a numb expression.

Bajie smiled softly, his eyes were intoxicated: "No, how could Master be surprised?"

Sun Xingzhe turned his head, pointed the back of his head at Master, and gave a cold "hmm".

Bajie joked with a smile: "I guess the face of the big brother must be the color of his ass now."

"You idiot has a long tongue, and you can cook a plate of pork tongue for Master." Although Sun Xingzhe said this, he still didn't turn his head.

Chen Tangtang smiled at the corner of his mouth, put his hands together, and continued what he said just now: "Although the teacher said so, but the teacher may not be able to do it, so every time I hear them call me a teacher, I am ashamed to be a teacher." I'm panicking, but after thinking about it again, I feel that their honorary title is not for the teacher, but for the Tang behind the teacher."

"Sure enough, I still need to get the scriptures earlier..." Then, I went back to Datang for the elderly.

After Sun Xingzhe and Bajie heard her words, their interest was not as high as before.

Sun Xingzhe picked up his stick and swept away the dead trees blocking the way, and Ba Jie also crushed a slightly larger stone under his feet.

Chen Tangtang did not feel this weird atmosphere at all.

Bajie secretly rubbed the back of Chen Tangtang's hand again and again, and said: "Master, have you ever thought that when we get the scriptures, then we..." What should we do?

"Help! Help!" Bajie's words were interrupted by the urgent cry for help.

Bajie's pretty eyebrows frowned slightly.

Sun Xingzhe said coldly: "Master, did you hear me? The cry for help was left behind by us before, but now it is coming to the front again. It can be seen that the monster is not giving up."

The three of them quickened their pace again, throwing the cry for help behind them again.

"Will this monster appear again?" Chen Tangtang asked, "What is his appeal? Is he also eating the poor monk's flesh?"

Bajie said: "I will let that monster not touch even a single hair of Master."

Sun Xingzhe glanced at Bajie coldly.

Bajie asked: "Elder brother, why are you looking at me like this?"

Sun Xingzhe said, "See when you get slapped in the face."

Bajie said "Oh": "If I get slapped in the face... isn't Master captured by a monster? Could it be that this is what the elder brother is looking forward to?"

Sun Xingzhe hated it so much, why was he led into the ditch again by that idiot.

Bajie smiled smugly, with joy in the corners of his eyes, as if he was saying "Concession and Concession".

"Help! Elder, help—"

This time, the cry for help was closer.

"Master was actually named this time, I really owe a lesson!" Sun Xingzhe rubbed his hands calmly, and swung the Ruyi Golden Cudgel.

Chen Tangtang persuaded: "Let's have a look."

Chen Tangtang walked a certain distance, and suddenly someone shouted joyfully on the side of the road: "Elder!"

Chen Tangtang looked there, immediately covered his eyes, and kept saying: "Amitabha, Amitabha."

The monster who set up the game: "..."

Is this monk mentally ill?Why don't you come to save people?

Sun Xingzhe and Ba Jiexing ran to Chen Tangtang's side and took a closer look.

Sun Xingzhe was furious: "Hey, you monster is so shameless!"

Bajie frowned and said, "Why don't you remember to put on your clothes?"

A naked monster tied to a branch: "..."

All three of you are sick!What is the focus now?

Sun Xingzhe waved the golden cudgel: "Such a shameless monster, if you kill it, you will kill it."

Bajie: "Well, big brother, let's do it, be careful not to splash blood on Master."

The monster is also angry.

The three of you master and apprentice are poisonous!

The monster made a frightened look, and said in his mouth: "Where are there monsters? I was just tied up here by a group of robbers. They took off my clothes. Besides, I am just a child, and everyone is a man. What does it matter?" ah!"

Bajie pressed the folding fan together to his chin, squinted his eyes and said: "Although what you said is very reasonable..."

Sun Xingzhe said with a straight face: "Let's kill it!"

"Wait, wait!" The monster pretending to be a mortal child was about to go crazy, "My family has thousands of acres of fertile land, you saved me, I am willing to support you, you can get whatever you want!"

Bajie smiled: "You treat us as pigs..."

Sun Xingzhe: "Cough!"

Bajie: "...Oh, of course we are smart animals like pigs, so we naturally know that there are mountains and forests around here, and there is no flat place. Where did you get the thousand acres of fertile land?"

Sun Xingzhe: "Kill the matter!"

As he spoke, he swung the golden cudgel and threw it at the monster's Tianling Gaier.

"Ah! You madmen!"

I saw that the monster suddenly attracted a big fire, and the whole person fled.

The fire burned the trees, billowing thick smoke, Sun Xingzhe was coughed by the smoke, but he still raised his voice: "Idiot, take good care of Master!"

Bajie said loudly: "Eldest brother, the fire is so big and the smoke is so big, I can't find Master."

The two called their master repeatedly, but they didn't get the slightest response.

The hearts of the two sank.

Sun Xingzhe flew out of the flames with a sullen face, and Ba Jie followed.

Sun Xingzhe said coldly: "This is your guarantee? You can't touch a single hair? Master doesn't know how many hairs you have been touched!"

The smile on Bajie's face was rare: "It's all my fault, but it's important to find Master first."

Of course it is the master who matters!

Sun Xingzhe summoned the God of Earth and Mountain, asked about the monster's cave, and the two of them knocked on the door.

Unexpectedly, there was nothing he could do about the monster's fire.

This fire can be said to be inextinguishable by water, and the earth will not stop, which is very strange.

Seeing that the two were about to lose, Bajie suddenly turned his head and said, "I'm sorry, senior brother! However, I really can't stay too far away from Master."

Before Sun Xingzhe could react, he saw Bajie throwing his weapon, pounced, and cried, "My lord! My lord! I'm convinced! I'm really convinced!"

Sun Xingzhe let out a "bah" and said, "Do you still want face?"

Bajie didn't care and said, "Who wants face if you have a master?"

Sun Xingzhe was shocked by his shamelessness, and wanted to let those who were fascinated by his face have a good look at his current appearance.

That monster looks like a child, but it has red lips and teeth, eyebrows like crescent moons, eyes like stars, and black hair half curled up on one side. It looks very intelligent and alert. If it is bigger, it will definitely become a monster that fascinates all beings in the three realms. the demon king.

Bajie tried hard to hug the monster's thigh.

But the monster snorted: "My Huoyun Cave doesn't accept everything, get out of here."

Bajie: "I can eat and fight, and it doesn't take up space. You just tie me and my master together."

The monster wore a pair of buckskin boots. Hearing what Bajie said, he couldn't help rubbing his toes against each other, and asked slowly, "Will you know what your master did?"

Which is that?

Bajie's heart was suddenly lifted.

The monster said viciously: "You don't even know, you definitely won't, go away, go away!"

No, how can I be too far away from Master!

Bajie covered his heart and said, "Yes, yes, I know that."

The monster looked him up and down: "Really?"

Bajie rolled his eyes and said, "If you don't believe me, you can ask my master."

The monster said "Oh": "Then come in, I still believe what the elder says."

After finishing speaking, he put his weapon kang on his shoulders, bounced and walked into the cave, and said in a cheerful tone: "Hurry up, hurry up, don't miss the job."

Missed something?what's up?

Bajie looked back at Sun Xingzhe, Sun Xingzhe nodded, and left on a cloud, ready to go to the Dragon King to borrow rootless water to put out the fire.

Bajie turned around and followed behind the monster slowly, but he kept thinking in his mind——What is that?

Bajie followed the bouncing demon king around the cave a few times, and turned into the bedroom, where there was still a faint fragrance of milk.

Could it be that the little demon king hasn't been weaned yet?

But what about Master?

The demon king turned around, and the armor on his body immediately changed into a red obscene garment.

Bajie kept guessing in his head, and he was even more worried.

He followed the demon king and went on, turned around a screen, and saw the master sitting on a jade pier, and there was a small table next to it, with fruits and hot milk on the table.

Master!

Bajie just wanted to scream, but he was worried that the demon king would be vigilant, so he kept scanning Chen Tangtang with his eyes.

Chen Tangtang raised his head, his expression was calm, as usual.

It seems that there is no suffering.

Only then did Bajie feel relieved.

However, the next moment, his heart hung high again.

I saw that little demon king jumped onto the bed all of a sudden, covered the quilt obediently, patted the bed, and looked at Chen Tangtang expectantly.

Chen Tangtang got up and sat on the edge of the bed.

Bajie's eyes turned red.

With a disciple here, how could the master be insulted like this!

Bajie clenched his palm tightly, then stretched it out again, and was about to strike at him, but saw the little demon king blink his eyes, and asked Chen Tangtang meekly: "Can I tell a story?"

ha?

Just as Bajie was about to charge forward, he staggered and staggered.

The little demon king gave him a blank look, and asked Chen Tangtang: "Are all your apprentices so useless? Are they still falling flat? They are useless! I don't even eat such things, I'm afraid his meat will make people I'm getting stupid."

Hey!You unlucky child!How dare you arrange me in front of my master?

Bajie narrowed his eyes.

Chen Tangtang said calmly, "His cooking is delicious."

"Ah, that's it, that's still a bit of an advantage, then it's the cook in your team. Then... what about that golden-haired monster? I know he's the Monkey King, huh, that's it, even my fire It can't be destroyed."

Chen Tangtang said softly: "Because your fire is really extraordinary."

The demon king covered his mouth and snickered, like a child being praised.

Chen Tangtang reached out and touched his head, and he rubbed his head against her back again, like a child playing with an elder.

"Do you still want to listen to the story today?"

Chen Tangtang's cold words immediately made him lie down obediently under the quilt, grasping the edge of the quilt with both hands, with puffy cheeks and bright eyes, just like a cute hamster.

"I did as you said, you can tell it?" He stared at her.

Chen Tangtang smiled slightly: "Good boy, listen to me."

"a long long time ago……"

While she was telling the story, she patted him lightly. Before the story was finished, the little demon king tilted his head and fell asleep.

Chen Tangtang gave Ba Jie a look, and the two walked out lightly.

The author has something to say: Tang Tang: What are these monsters doing? How did the poor monk become a sleeper again?

Bajie: Hehe, this little monster probably hasn't been weaned yet!