[Journey to the West] The poor monk is a fake monk

Chen Tangtang subconsciously opened his eyes, only to see a faint ray of morning light.

She rubbed her eyes, slowly stood up, and her hands were slightly wet pressing the ground.

"This is..." Her voice was still hoarse when she just woke up.

Turning his head, Chen Tangtang found that he was lying in the woods, the morning light was falling through the leaves in the forest, the woods were covered with gauze-like mist, and the air was filled with the smell of dew and green grass.

Chen Tangtang supported the tree trunk and stood up.

What's this?Is it a dream?

Chen Tangtang gently pulled his face.

"hiss--"

It hurts so much, it doesn't look like a dream anymore?

She reluctantly took two steps, only feeling numbness in her lower body.

Oh my God!

Chen Tangtang was in a bad mood, and checked her clothes again, and found that the clothes were in good condition, what she looked like before going to bed, is still the same now.

Oh, it's okay, it's okay, it turned out that it was just an accidental crush, which scared the poor monk to death, and the poor monk thought...

"Why do you still think?" A delicate voice floated down from the tree.

Chen Tangtang was startled, and immediately looked up, the dazzling sunlight dazzled her so much that she couldn't open her eyes.

She put one hand in front of her eyes, barely looking through the gap between her fingers——

A petite lady is standing on the branch above her head.

I saw the little lady holding a white cat in her hand, lowering her head and smiling at her.

The branches and leaves swayed, and the spots of light swayed slightly.

Chen Tangtang finally saw her face clearly, the owner of that face was the girl Xixi who opened the door for her last night.

"This lady benefactor..."

"What about the benefactor," she winked at her coquettishly, "I have a name."

Xixi... Xie a ghost!Standing so high, I'm afraid it's not a monster?

Chen Tangtang was thinking a lot, but his face was still serious: "The benefactor, don't joke."

Xixi put one hand on her cheek, brushed her broken hair behind her ear, and asked with a smile, "A joke? Elder, you put me on your heart, haven't you let it go?"

Xixi brushed her cheeks with fingers like jade shoots, and tilted her head: "If you don't care about me, you won't care whether I'm joking or not."

Chen Tangtang: "The benefactor, you..." was simply irrational.

"Huh? How's it going?" Xi Xi winked at him coquettishly.

Chen Tangtang said "Amitabha" and lowered his eyes.

However, her embroidered shoes suddenly appeared in front of her eyes.

She really is not human!

"Master, don't stop looking at me. I'm so pretty. Can you look up again?"

Chen Tangtang touched his arm, goosebumps all over the floor.

She refused to raise her head, and said in a very serious tone: "Amitabha, please tell the almsgiver, where have all the disciples of the poor monk gone?"

Unfortunately, there was no answer.

Chen Tangtang lowered her head, looking at the three-acre land in front of her. Suddenly, a face appeared in front of her eyes.

Xixi folded her hands behind her back, bent her waist and knees, and was looking at her with a smile on her face.

Chen Tangtang took a step back suddenly, and said in his mouth: "The benefactor..."

"What are you hiding, don't you like me now? How about this look?"

Saying that, Xixi's appearance changed suddenly, becoming the face of the indifferent man in white who knocked on the door at night, her figure also elongated accordingly, and her clothes also changed.

He shook his sleeves, put his hands together, saluted Chen Tangtang, and said coldly, "Excuse me."

Chen Tangtang took a step back.

"Huh? You don't like this one either?" His appearance began to change again, into an elegant little brother. The little brother stretched out his hand towards her, and gently hooked her chin.

"Little elder..."

Demon!

Hey, wait, the feeling in this hand is a bit familiar.

Chen Tangtang was thinking, but he approached him step by step.

She backed up step by step until she leaned against the tree trunk.

The little brother also stretched out his hand, gently pressed on the tree trunk, and confined her in his arms.

Chen Tangtang fiddled with the Buddhist beads with his fingers, and kept chanting Buddhist scriptures in his mouth, but he screamed in his heart——

Buddha!help me!

"Alas—" he sighed, "Elder, you really don't understand style."

Even if the poor monk explains Fengqing, he doesn't want to explain it to you, who knows if it's a man or a woman!

"If the little elder thinks there are too few people, I can still split into two bodies..."

stop it!The poor monk is a decent monk.

Perhaps it was because Chen Tangtang's frightened appearance was really funny, he actually laughed in a low voice, and that laughter made her ears go numb.

"Okay, the elder doesn't need to chant scriptures, and he doesn't need to call Buddha."

He withdrew his hand, a golden light flashed, and he turned into Guanyin again.

"You monster is so brave, you dare to even pretend to be Guanyin." Chen Tangtang sternly said.

Avalokitesvara held the clean bottle and said with a smile, "Sanzang, take a good look at me."

Chen Tangtang took a closer look, only to feel that the Buddha's light on his body was so prevalent that it was easy for people not to look directly at him.

Is it really Guanyin?

Guanyin nodded and nodded: "Did it scare you?"

Chen Tangtang stroked his chest and nodded hastily.

Oops, Guanyin came out of nowhere and wants to take that vase back!

Guanyin stared at her tenderly and said softly: "There are many temptations on the way to learn the scriptures. It is inevitable that the learners will be distracted, or have greed, or commit lust, or have murderous intentions, or feel angry. This time it is just a test. So that you can always raise your vigilance."

Chen Tangtang clasped his hands together and knelt down towards Guanyin: "Yes, I..."

Guanyin took a few steps forward, put away the jade bottle, and helped her up herself.

Chen Tangtang looked up, and saw that his jade face was naturally happy, and his clear eyes were full of compassion.

"Sanzang, there is no need to do this. When you return to the right position and think of everything, you will know that I am only repaying the karma to you, and you don't need to thank me."

Chen Tangtang looked confused.

Seeing her like this, Guanyin suddenly changed the subject and said, "Do you think my body looks good?"

Chen Tangtang: "..."

How about... flattering?

Guanyin didn't wait for her answer before continuing: "I don't know what is wrapped under the beautiful skin. It may be a person, it may be a god, it may be a Buddha, it may be a skeleton, or it may be just a spring and autumn dream. Sanzang, don't be attached to appearances."

Please stop talking.

Chen Tangtang recalled the scene where his four younger brothers were going to sleep with him, and he almost cast a psychological shadow on the man.

Avalokitesvara understood, stopped mentioning this matter, and asked instead: "Want to see what happens to your disciples when they encounter temptation?"

Avalokitesvara turned into a water mirror and invited her to look at it together.

Chen Tangtang moved closer curiously, the cat in Guanyin's arms suddenly "meowed" and was about to jump into her arms.

However, Guanyin suddenly raised his hand, pointed at the cat's head, and said, "Be sure!"

The cat froze as it pounced on Chen Tangtang.

It opened its watery eyes and looked at its original owner beseechingly.

Chen Tangtang looked at the cat carefully: "This cat... looks familiar."

"Really? Isn't this a gift from you?"

Huh?

Chen Tangtang pointed to himself: "I sent it?"

How could she not remember that she had done such a thing?

Avalokitesvara smiled compassionately, with gentle eyes: "When I gave you the gourd back, I found this kitten on my cloud. Didn't you let your apprentice secretly put it on?"

Guanyin smiled: "I really like what you gave me."

Chen Tangtang: "..."

what to do?I can't say "Guanyin, you misunderstood" at all.

Guanyin suddenly let out a "huh", pointed to the water mirror and said, "Look."

Chen Tangtang was immediately distracted, and when her eyes fell on the mirror, she saw Sun Xingzhe knock down a clone of Guanyin with a stick.

Chen Tangtang immediately turned his head to see Guanyin's expression.

Guanyin is still smiling.

Shui Jing turned to the picture of Bajie, Bajie smiled and picked up the nail palladium and smashed it at the avatar named "Aiai". There were nine holes in that beautiful head, and blood flowed profusely.

Chen Tangtang: "Hiss—"

Avalokitesvara smiled and said, "You really have a compassionate heart, it hurts on my body, but it hurts on your heart."

Chen Tangtang clasped his hands together and said, "They don't know that these are your avatars, can you please forgive their sins?"

"Those who don't know are innocent, but your disciple's wildness has not been eliminated, so cruel, Sanzang, how should you deal with it?"

Guanyin glanced at her arm, remembered the three hoops, and said helplessly: "The man snatched these three hoops from me and said he would give them to you, but he ended up giving them like this."

Chen Tangtang smiled, his eyes were clear and sincere: "I think it's okay."

Guanyin's eyes were soft and helpless: "You have always been like this, no matter what, this is probably the difference between you and others."

The wind blows from behind him, bringing with it the graceful fragrance of bamboo.

"You stretch out your hand."

Chen Tangtang held out his hand.

Guanyin clasped her palm upside down, as if she had pressed something into her palm, Chen Tangtang felt a chill in her palm.

Guanyin moved her hand away, but she found nothing.

She touched her palm and looked at Guanyin suspiciously.

"The golden light bestowed by the Buddha may be used to endanger your life, but it is difficult to use it to endanger you... If someone mistreats you, what I give you will help you."

Chen Tangtang suddenly realized: "Thank you Guanyin, but... this won't kill people, right?"

Avalokitesvara smiled: "What kind of life is the life mentioned by Sanzang?"

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Didn't the poor monk deliberately want to be crooked?

Guanyin smiled generously and compassionately: "It will not endanger life, but it will make that person unforgettable for life."

Chen Tangtang's heart seemed to be scratched by a cat's paw, he was really curious.

Guanyin didn't answer anymore.

"Okay, let's go on the road. I shouldn't have appeared this time. It's just that you have had a bumpy journey. I really don't feel relieved."

"Bumpy?" Chen Tangtang said innocently: "I haven't encountered any bumps along the way. Although I have misunderstood, I have turned bad luck into good luck. I have seen flowers and trees, mountains and waters, stars and moons along the way. I didn't feel any pain."

Guanyin sighed: "Dashan, you really deserve to be... By the way, you still have old friends waiting for you on the road ahead, so go."

He left behind many mysteries, but left in such an irresponsible manner.

Chen Tangtang stared at Guanyin's back gradually disappearing into the sky, and scratched his head.

Old friend?

Aren't all the friends of the poor monk in Jinshan Temple?Where is the old friend from?

Chen Tangtang couldn't figure it out, so he put it aside and didn't think about it anymore. It can be said that he used the word "fate" to the extreme.

Chen Tangtang found a direction and walked casually, which really made her get out of this forest by mistake.

She walked on the main road, but she walked more and more slowly.

She seemed... seemed to... forget something?

Ah, her apprentice.

Chen Tangtang stopped abruptly, turned around immediately, and saw the four people following him right away.

Chen Tangtang exclaimed.

Following her were her four apprentices with different hair colors.

Ao Lie rubbed his face, bitterly said: "Master, you finally turned to look at us."

Sun Xingzhe took a closer look at Chen Tangtang's expressionless face, and asserted, "You're angry."

Why?Is the poor monk angry?

Even the poor monk himself didn't know.

Bajie walked towards Chen Tangtang, his eyes were extremely cautious, it seemed that if she showed a little discomfort, he would retreat to a safe distance.

"Why is master angry? Master is naturally empty of the six elements."

Looking at Bajie's dark eyes, Chen Tangtang faintly felt that there seemed to be something beneath his tenderness.

"Master..." Wu Jing's deep voice sounded, "Don't be angry, I didn't... I didn't eat people, and it doesn't count as murder."

Chen Tangtang didn't know why they looked at her with such startled and fearful eyes. What happened to them during the time they were separated from everyone?

Chen Tangtang smiled and said, "Don't blame the teacher, as the teacher is getting older, his memory is getting worse and worse, and the person who has been with him the longest is the easiest to forget."

In order to prove this point, she revealed something that she has been hiding all along: "I grew up in Jinshan Temple, and I have been facing the abbot day and night, but now I almost forget what he looks like..."

"What? Face each other day and night?" Sun Xingzhe was surprised.

"Face each other day and night?" Bajie's smile was a bit cold.

"Chao..." Wu Jing's brows and eyes darkened.

Hey, your focus is wrong!

Ao Lie scratched the back of his head: "What's the matter? Is there something wrong with meeting each other day and night?"

"No, it's nothing." Bajie opened the folding fan, with a gentle smile like a spring breeze, "If Master has a bad memory, then we will help Master to remember it well and deeply."

Chen Tangtang: "..."

No, no, no.

You look a little scared as a teacher...

Sun Xingzhe glared at Bajie: "What you said is really dirty!"

Ba Jie said softly: "Whoever feels dirty in his heart will feel dirty."

Sun Xingzhe: "You idiot..." As soon as he turned his head, he saw Ao Lie holding his heart with his head down.

"Ao Lie, what's wrong with you?"

Ao Lie raised his head blankly: "I, I want to wash my heart."

Bajie smiled softly: "Young people naturally have more thoughts."

Sun Xingzhe folded his arms and said coldly: "They are all monks, so let's think less."

Ao Lie patted the back of his head, opened his big innocent eyes and said, "How could senior brother know what I was thinking?"

Bajie chuckled: "Because your big senior brother is just as dirty as you think."

Sun Xingzhe took out the Ruyi Golden Cudgel from his ear and swept towards the two of them.

The two exclaimed and tried to dodge.

Wu Jing bypassed their fight, and quietly walked to Chen Tangtang's side, his tall stature instantly covered Chen Tangtang tightly.

"Huh? What's the matter, disciple?"

Wu Jing pursed his lips, his dark blue and light blue eyes glowed, and he whispered: "The mountain road is difficult to walk, let me hug Master."

Your master, I am not a three-year-old doll!

Chen Tangtang resolutely refused: "No need."

"Then... am I carrying Master behind my back?"

"No need."

"What about carrying Master?"

Do you understand it or not? It’s not a question of what kind of body you use as your teacher!

Chen Tangtang said indifferently: "As a teacher, I want to walk by myself."

"Oh," Wu Jing said in a low voice, "then I'll support Master."

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Wu Jing stared at the top of Master's head, and suddenly said sullenly: "Does Master not like me?"

"The poor monk treats everything equally."

Wu Jing suddenly squeezed the treasure stick in his hand, making a "creaking" sound.

He lowered his head, looked at Chen Tangtang's straw shoes, and said sadly: "I want Master to like me more."

Chen Tangtang whispered: "Let go of your obsession."

However, he couldn't let it go anyway.

Wu Jing suddenly raised his head, showing his strong arms to Master.

Chen Tangtang was a little confused.

"Master, look at me."

"Oh, just watch it for the teacher." Chen Tangtang was unmoved.

His wheat-colored skin exudes a honey-like color in the sun, and it seems to be oiled, and the muscles emit a charming light.

"I have strength, and I will serve Master well. Master, let me do it!"

Chen Tangtang's hands trembled, and he almost threw the Buddhist beads out.

"I didn't hear clearly, what did you just say?"

Because of Wujing's sharp edges and corners, he was especially scary when he wasn't smiling, but now when he tried to bend the corners of his mouth to show a friendly smile, Chen Tangtang felt even more terrifying.

He slapped his chest, and she saw his pecs jump under the blow.

"Master, leave it all to me."

Your speech is terrible.

"Master, I will do whatever you ask me to do."

"I want Master..."

What are you doing!What are you doing!

As a teacher, I want to call Buddha!

"...I want Master to always remember me."

Chen Tangtang let out a breath, feeling that he was about to be scared to death by the three apprentices.

"Oh."

Chen Tangtang glanced at Wujing's chest again, and looked away sadly.

Why is it obvious that they are men, but all of them have bigger breasts than the teacher, and the teacher is so angry.

"Hey, what are you doing with Master!" Sun Xingzhe suddenly jumped up and drove Wu Jing aside.

Wu Jing stood on the other side of Chen Tangtang, admiring Master's profile from a different angle.

Sun Xingzhe threw all the baggage at him: "Take it well, you always have to do something for Master, didn't you just say that you are strong?"

It turned out that he had heard all the conversation between the two just now.

Wu Jing stared at Sun Xingzhe with lowered eyes, without speaking, the atmosphere seemed to freeze all of a sudden.

Sun Walker is ready to fight.

It's time to establish the majesty of my big wet chest, ah bah, senior brother.

The two looked at each other for a moment, and when the atmosphere was so tense that it was on the verge of breaking out, Wu Jing suddenly asked, "It's all... master's stuff?"

Chen Tangtang was a little embarrassed: "It's better to let the teacher himself..."

Wu Jing neatly put the burden on his body, gently stroked the skin of the burden with his big hand, and said softly: "Master, don't worry, I will treat it like I treat you."

No, no need.

"After all, this is the only thing you left me...I will take care of it."

Don't say it as if the burden is you and the teacher's son!

Sun Xingzhe also looked speechless, and he paused before asking: "When you descended to earth, your brain hit the ground first, right?"

Wu Jing raised his head: "Then what about Eldest Senior Brother going down to earth?"

Bajie smiled and said: "I heard that senior brother was pressed under the Five Elements Mountain by the Buddha. It seems that he was pressed in a prone position. The place where he hit the ground first..."

He glanced at Sun Xingzhe's treasure meaningfully.

Sun Xingzhe became angry from embarrassment: "Take a stick from my old grandson!"

The two fought again.

Ao Lie took the opportunity to jump in line, ran to Chen Tangtang's side, and said in a low voice: "It's a nice house, how come it's in the woods after waking up?"

Chen Tangtang said "Huh?" and continued to ask: "What happened?"

Ao Lie said briskly: "I was sleeping at that widow's house, and when I opened my eyes, I found myself in the woods, and I seemed to hear someone calling me something, but I didn't hear it clearly, after all, I turned into a dragon body When flying in the sky, it is difficult to notice the ants on the ground."

"Change dragon?"

"Well," he smiled, "I thought that as long as I found Master, I would be able to find other senior brothers. After all, as long as Master is around, they will return to Master sooner or later."

After hearing these words, Chen Tangtang didn't notice anything wrong, but Wu Jing glanced at Ao Lie first.

Wu Jing said in a deep voice: "Last night before going to bed, I heard Master knocking on the door, so I opened the door."

Chen Tangtang suddenly turned his head and stared at him blankly: "A teacher?"

Wujing nodded, with a complicated look on his face, as if he was both happy and disgusted.

"You said you were afraid of sleeping alone, so you insisted on sleeping with me."

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Ha ha.

Brother Guanyin, please come out and explain.

Chen Tangtang thought that this might be a kind of Guanyin's heart test method, after all, the five of them had to work together to obtain the scriptures, and she happened to be a fake monk.

She thought of the cruel way the apprentice dealt with those clones in the water mirror again, and shivered suddenly.

Wu Jing continued: "So..."

Chen Tangtang: "So, you just smashed him to death with a staff as a teacher?"

Wu Jing panicked and explained: "I...I am not, I don't have one!"

Such a ferocious appearance that can scare a child to cry, actually looks a bit childish when he is cramped.

Chen Tangtang's gentle voice said calmly, "Don't worry, just speak slowly."

Wu Jing's chest rose and fell rapidly, he bit his mouth, his eyes were full of intense emotions, but these emotions turned into tiny starbursts as he looked at her.

"I can tell the difference between the master, even if the master is only a pile of bones, I can tell the difference!"

I'm sorry, I'm really sorry that I didn't turn into bones.

Wu Jing: "At that time, I just pushed her away, but I have been a wild goblin in the river for a long time, and I am a little unfamiliar, so... just..."

Just beat him to death as a teacher?

Wu Jing lowered his eyes and said sadly: "I know it's not Master, but I still feel pain."

"I also know that person is definitely not Master." Bajie came back at some time, smiled and closed the fan in his hand, rubbing his nose lightly, "I remember the smell of Master."

Sun Xingzhe held the stick and said coldly: "I knew who that woman was the first time I saw her."

Ao Lie let out an "ah" in disappointment, and whimpered, "It's all my fault that I slept too hard, and I didn't hear the knock on the door. I, I also want Master to say ~ sleep with me!"

Sun Xingzhe: "Bah!"

Bajie: "Bah!"

Wujing: "Bah!"

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Ah, everyone is indeed a clean learner... no wonder!

The author has something to say: Ao Lie: "Brother Dashi, second wet chest, third master chest, master is wet!"

Three people: "What? Brothers fuck!"

Ao Lie: "Master accidentally fell into the river."

Three people: "Bah!"