[Journey to the West] The poor monk is a fake monk

"Also, and more!" Black Bear Spirit stumbled and said, "Who is your master!"

Ao Lie turned to Chen Tangtang: "Master—"

Because she was so excited, there was even a little milky sound in her voice.

Chen Tang Tang Chao Ao Lie nodded slightly.

The black bear spirit froze suddenly: "Huh?"

This is really flooding the Dragon King Temple, and the family no longer knows the family.

Black Bear Spirit wanted to behave well in front of Chen Tangtang, and also wanted to have a good relationship with her apprentice, so she patiently spoke out what was in her heart.

Ao Lie's expression was a bit weird, he wondered: "My family is a dragon, your family is a bear, it wasn't considered a family 500 years ago, dragon and bear?"

Black Bear Spirit: "..."

Oops, the ass was slapped on the horse's leg.

"Besides," Ao Lie said with a tender face, "You monster really has ulterior motives, and you actually want to destroy my Dragon King Temple."

"No, no, no..." That's not what he said.

However, the more nervous he became, the more clumsy his mouth was, and he couldn't say anything to explain.

"Master, look, this blind man is bullying us."

Black Bear Spirit: "..." You, you bully a bear!

Chen Tangtang just wanted to explain - this black bear spirit has repented and converted, please don't embarrass him.

I saw the golden elixir on the jade plate transformed into a Monkey King.

He had blond hair fluttering, was dressed in red, and his golden eyes almost burst into flames. He swung the Ruyi golden cudgel and smashed it at the black bear spirit.

Chen Tangtang immediately said: "Wait a minute."

However, the great sage still waved his stick.

Seeing that the monkey didn't listen, Hei Xiong Jing said, "You Bi Ma Wenxiu are so rampant!"

Sun Xingzhe hated people mentioning this matter the most in his life, and seeing him expose it mercilessly in front of his master, he became more aggressive.

I saw that the black bear spirit raised his arm and swung it, and sacrificed a cold spear, which barely stopped his attack.

Sun Xingzhe said to the abbot: "What are you waiting for, hurry up and accept this monster!"

There is actually a helper?mean!

The black bear glared at the abbot.

The abbot changed suddenly, and turned into a gentle and gorgeous man in apricot-colored clothes, with tender eyebrows and eyes.

Chen Tangtang had never seen such a person, such a face.

Sun Xingzhe fought the black bear for a few more rounds, and kept urging: "Quick!"

But the man smiled and said: "Wait a minute, Great Sage, you have to say something before you make a move. I am a businessman, and I have to figure out every cent. If I make a move, what good will it be?"

Sun Xingzhe rolled his eyes towards the sky, and said angrily: "Didn't you fight over to come back then? I was looking for Guanyin..."

"Hey, it's such a critical juncture, so it's meaningless to talk about it again? Besides, this moment, that moment."

The man watched the battle with a relaxed and happy face, and said: "Oh, this black bear spirit is really powerful."

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Ao Lie bypassed the area affected by the battle, quietly walked to Chen Tangtang's side, and handed her a handful of watermelon seeds.

Chen Tangtang picked it up and asked curiously, "Where did you get it?"

Ao Lie nuzui: "At the birthday banquet, it tastes good."

Chen Tangtang also knocked one out, and sure enough it was a good choice to grind one's teeth while watching a show.

wrong!What time is this, what drama are you watching!

Chen Tangtang hurriedly said: "Why don't you go up and help him."

Ao Lie knocked on the melon seeds and said: "Eldest brother can fight very well, and there are helpers, master don't have to worry."

At this moment, Sun Xingzhe said angrily to the man: "If you have any request, please say it quickly!"

The man unhurriedly took out a bundle of gold chips, flicked them a few times, and the gold chips jingled.

He smiled and said, "Oh, this bear is so thick, it should be delicious, right?"

What the hell!

Everyone in the cave was shocked by his speech.

The black bear's eyes turned red: "Bully, bully, bah! Bully the bear too much!"

Sun Xingzhe glared at the man, but the man smiled and said, "Just kidding, just kidding, don't take it seriously, don't take it seriously... Seriously, this bear should be able to sell for a lot of money, look at this slick fur, Thick and delicious bear paws, and bear bile..."

Wow, a big slot!

"Ah!" The black bear spirit yelled loudly, bursting out with divine power, and assumed a posture of fighting for his life.

Demons have no dignity!Too bullying bears!

Sun Xingzhe gritted his teeth: "You are really a guy who has not accomplished enough and has more than failed. Just watch, I will definitely sue you at Guanyin!"

The man patted his chest with an expression of "Oh, I'm so scared".

"Amitabha, what the benefactor said...couldn't be serious?"

Just as Chen Tangtang approached this person and said a few words, the person stepped back a few steps, fanning his nose with his hand, and put on a look of disgust: "Go away, go away, your shabby smell is suffocating. It's my turn."

Shabby?

Chen Tangtang sniffed his cassock in puzzlement, there was only a faint fragrance of white lotus on it.

She looked at the man puzzled.

The man pinched his nose and looked away, as if he didn't want to deal with her no matter what.

This was completely different from his reaction when she first came in.

Moreover, Chen Tangtang was keenly aware that his resistance to her was definitely not a real dislike, but a vague fear.

fear?Are you afraid of poor monks?

However, the poor monk obviously didn't do anything, so could the poor monk still eat him?

"Okay, I won't tease you anymore, it's important to do serious business."

The man took a step forward, and saw that Chen Tangtang turned around as if he didn't hear him, and said loudly to the bear and monkey who were fighting: "This is a misunderstanding, you two stop quickly."

However, at this time, the two men were holding sticks on their guns, and the sticks were sharpening their guns.

The man in the apricot shirt flicked his sleeves and said with a smile: "Look, we still have to rely on..."

Chen Tangtang put his palms together and muttered a few words in a low voice.

After hearing a few words, the man in the apricot-colored shirt suddenly changed his expression.

What she recited in her mouth was the mantra that Zheng Sanlang taught her to disturb her mind.

She had just read a few sentences, and both Black Bear Spirit and Sun Xingzhe felt palpitated at the same time, and couldn't help looking in Chen Tangtang's direction.

His heart was beating violently, as if it was about to pop out of his chest.

The black bear was so excited that he couldn't speak, but held his heart tightly.

Ah, this is what it feels like to be in love, right?

Sun Xingzhe touched the position of his heart with a puzzled expression.

Didn't oneself become stone?It turns out that you really have a heart?Is this the feeling of a heartbeat?

Ao Lie, who was biting melon seeds and watching the show, observed the strange expressions of the two. His heart moved, and he said in his mouth: "Master, what are you reading? They seem to have become weird."

Why?strange?Isn't it a heartache?

Chen Tangtang raised his head, only to see that the two people who were fighting just now didn't dare to look at her, and turned their heads to the sides respectively.

Uh……

Did she do something wrong again?

Tsk, the monster is really troublesome.

Sun Xingzhe put the stick in his ears and yelled at the man in apricot clothes: "Are you here to watch a play?"

Turning his head again, he saw that his junior brother even took the melon seeds.

He snatched the melon seeds from Ao Lie's hand, and hit the back of Ao Lie's head.

Ao Lie stroked the back of his head and smiled: "Senior Brother, you have worked hard, come on, these melon seeds will be my honor to Senior Brother."

The man in apricot clothes stepped forward and said to Chen Tangtang: "I am Shiro, the rescuer invited by your apprentice to deal with this powerful monster."

Oh, the rescue soldiers invited by the monkey, in the end, you paddled all the way to watch the show?

Chen Tangtang didn't seem to see him, nor heard him speak. He passed by his side and came to the black bear spirit.

The black bear looked at the gun in his hand, and stuffed it behind him.

He drooped his head, as if admitting his mistake.

Chen Tangtang said softly: "It's nothing, it's all a misunderstanding."

"What's the misunderstanding? He has done a lot of bad things." Sun Xingzhe jumped up to the master and talked about the activities between the black bear spirit and the abbot in the Guanyin Academy.

"... Then I came up with a plan to pretend to be the abbot and bring another monster's elixir to pay homage to his birthday. I would turn into a elixir myself. As long as he dared to take it, I would definitely break his heart and threaten him to kill Master. let go."

The black bear subconsciously covered his stomach.

Horrible, and you're not too dirty either.

After Chen Tangtang roughly understood the situation, he was still puzzled by one thing, and asked, "Didn't you burn down the Guanyin Temple?"

The black bear patted his head: "For money."

"Then you still dare to invite Elder Jinchi?"

The black bear blinked in confusion: "He doesn't know... yes, I burned it."

Chen Tangtang: "..."

You monsters are not guilty!

You co-authored to burn down other people's fasting houses, robbed them of their belongings, and even turned around and invited them to the banquet that you used the stolen goods to earn a wave of birthday gifts by the way.

slip!

"Hey, let me say." The man in apricot clothes tried to get her attention.

Chen Tangtang stood on tiptoe and patted the black bear spirit on the shoulder.

"You can't do this, you can't stay here forever."

The black bear scratched his ears and gave a low "hmm".

"I said, I said, are you ignoring me on purpose?"

"The poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the east, and he was going to the west to learn scriptures."

The black bear spirit's eyes lit up, like two obsidian.

He looked forward to it: "I...can I..."

Chen Tangtang smiled slightly.

"The poor monk feels that your destiny is not with the poor monk."

"She was right this time, Guanyin asked me to take you back." Shiro added behind Chen Tangtang.

The black bear stared at Chen Tangtang.

"Go, it's good for you." Chen Tangtang nodded.

"Then you wait for me." He held her hand with his big hand, and strong and burning emotions rolled in his dark eyes.

Chen Tangtang said softly: "Everything in the world is destined. When fate comes, it gathers, and when fate goes, it disperses. Why force it?"

"I..." Before he could finish his words, the man in apricot clothes suddenly swung his sleeves, and the black bear spirit suddenly disappeared from the spot.

"Ahem." He tidied up his clothes, and said with a smile, "You don't have to worry, Guanyin wants to enlighten him, so I wish him an early harvest."

Ao Lie curled his lips and said, "Huh? We will believe what you say, who are you? How did you anger Master?"

The man in apricot clothes touched his nose, and secretly glanced at Chen Tangtang, seeing that she still regarded him as nothing, he couldn't help feeling a little frustrated.

"I come and go naked, with no name or surname, and no one to care about." He glanced at Chen Tangtang again, "You can just call me Shiro."

"Hey, stop looking, where the hell did you get that bear?"

Shiro fiddled with the gold chip in his hand: "It should appear in Guanyin's purple bamboo forest. Guanyin wants him to be a great guardian of the mountain. How good it is. From a monster to a fairy, it can be said to be a step up to the sky."

Ao Lie whispered: "But I think he wants to be by Master's side."

Shiro sneered: "Do you think it's easy to be your master's apprentice? You should cherish it more, this is a blessing you have cultivated in countless lifetimes."

With a movement of his slender fingers, a gold chip fell to the ground with a "click", right at Chen Tangtang's feet.

Chen Tangtang regarded the gold and silver as dung and did not move them.

Shiro pursed his lips tightly: "I'm afraid your master also felt the faint fate between himself and that blind bear, so he drove that bear away. How about it? Isn't she very indifferent?"

Sun Xingzhe snorted, ignored him, and walked straight to Chen Tangtang.

Ao Lie whispered: "Master deserves to ignore you."

Shiro: "Hey! You..."

Sun Xingzhe put his hands behind his head and said relaxedly: "It's settled, let's continue on the road."

"Wait." Chen Tangtang stopped.

Shiro's eyes lit up.

Chen Tangtang asked: "Where did the original abbot go?"

Sun Xingzhe and Ao Lie turned their heads to look at Shiro at the same time.

Shiro pursed his lips and smiled, his picturesque eyebrows and eyes became more gorgeous, he reached into his sleeve and pulled out a white cat.

"Huh?" Chen Tangtang pointed at the cat: "This is... the abbot?"

"That monk is Elder Jinchi, because his morals are corrupt..." Shiro brought the slender white cat to his eyes.

With a "meow", the white cat scratched Shiro violently.

Shiro raised the corner of his mouth and threw the white cat into the sky.

"Meow-"

The cat's screams almost frightened the monsters who were sneaking out of the cave.

Abusive, cat-abusing maniac!

This is how you treat cats, let alone demons?Run, brothers!

The monsters ran out like hell.

The cat's claws scratched in the air indiscriminately, but the soft flesh on the back of the neck was firmly stuck by the person.

Shiro shook the dizzy white cat, and said with a smile: "So, Guanyin punished him for you to play with."

Chen Tangtang: "..."

What are you playing?Did the poor monk hear wrong?

"Meow——" the white cat mourned miserably, as if mourning for its unfortunate fate.

Chen Tangtang was about to take over the poor little guy, but Sun Xingzhe stretched out his hand and took a look at the cat's hind legs.

"Meow!" Abnormal!

Chen Tangtang was stunned: "You, what are you doing!"

Sun Xingzhe said coldly: "Tu'er wants to see if he will change his sex after he turns into a cat. If not, I will do it for him."

The white cat clenched its legs together with difficulty, almost crying.

You ruthless egg-breaking sage!I was so wrong!

Chen Tangtang: "...Disciple, are you serious?"

Sun Xingzhe turned his head and curled his lips slightly: "Of course not, Master won't let me do this, right?"

"Amitabha."

Sun Xingzhe flicked the white cat towards Ao Lie, and Ao Lie hurriedly caught it.

He turned around and walked towards the door. When passing by Chen Tangtang, he suddenly bent down and said in a low voice, "However, Master's expression is different from that of ordinary men when they hear such words."

He turned his head, and the golden light shone in the bottom of his eyes: "Even a monk should be considered a man, shouldn't he?"

Oh no.

Chen Tangtang looked serious: "The poor monk doesn't know what you are talking about."

"Oh." He pursed his lips into a smile, resting his hands behind his head, and his golden eyelashes drooped, casting a small shadow on his eyelids.

Chen Tangtang watched him walk out of the cave, almost melting into the sunlight.

His words... Could it be that he discovered his secret?

"Master, master." Ao Lie hugged the cat and chased after him.

"Is what Shiro said true?"

Chen Tangtang slowly turned to him, and asked blankly, "Who?"

Shiro, who was eavesdropping, slipped and almost fell.

Hmph, thin lover.

Is this who you like?That's all.

The smile on Ao Lie's face became brighter: "It's that coquettish god."

"Oh, so his name is Shiro."

Shiro: "..."

You didn't listen to a single word of what I just said?

"What's wrong?" Chen Tangtang asked calmly.

Ao Lie's silver eyes were filled with a smile: "He said that the master refused to accept the bear because the master felt that he had nothing to do with the bear. He also said that the master is a cruel person and a ruthless girl."

Shiro: "No..."

This little white dragon looks fair and clean, why is he so mean-spirited, that's not what I said!

Wait, what the hell is a fickle girl?

Chen Tangtang was also startled by his last three words, and slowly turned his head: "Poor monk... not at all."

Her eyes were clear and bright, and she could see the bottom at a glance, as if she had nothing to hide.

Ao Lie waved his hand and said indifferently: "Ah, I just said it casually, did you really feel it, Master?"

Don't, don't just talk about it, it scares the poor monk to death.

Chen Tangtang: "Of course not, the poor monk is just an ordinary person, how can he have such great abilities."

As an ordinary person, can you break the golden dragon's horn with one kick?

As a mere mortal, can you open the Marble Mountain with one punch?

As a mere mortal, can you subdue a black bear spirit whose force is comparable to Monkey King?

Are mortals this scary now?

"Then the master is..."

"The poor monk just hopes that he will devote himself to goodness, Amitabha." Chen Tangtang clasped his hands together, lowered his eyebrows and eyes.

Of course it was because, although the bear was clumsy and tongue-tied, his intuition was too scary. Without evidence, he dared to treat her like a woman. No, such a dangerous hidden danger could not be kept around.

When he returned to Chang'an after studying the Buddhist scriptures, the poor monk still wanted to find a wild temple where he would plant the land every day and drink tea for the elderly.

Ao Lie looked at Shiro, who had plausibly said that Tang Seng knew about it before, and let out a soft "huh".

Shiro touched his face, it hurt a little.

The four of them finished the matter here thoroughly, and then walked down Heifeng Mountain.

"Why are you following us?" Sun Xingzhe stared at Shiro.

Shiro smiled and said: "This road is so wide and so big, are you only allowed to walk, and I can't?"

Sun Xingzhe said coldly: "Then you can go on, Master, let's go over there and have a rest."

He dragged Chen Tangtang towards the grove beside him.

Seeing that he seemed to have something to tell him, Chen Tangtang followed him.

Shiro grabbed the counting chip in his hand and shook it wildly, the sound of "cracking" made people feel confused.

Ao Lie yawned and said, "You can't be more honest, do you have cat's claws scratching your heart?"

Shiro glanced at him.

It was more than a cat's paw scratching... His whole heart was split into several petals.

Ao Lie lowered his head and fiddled with the white cat lying on the grass, and asked with a smile, "Do you think so?"

"Meow meow meow--"

You evil spirit, let me go!

It turned out that the cat wanted to escape halfway, so Ao Lie caught it back. After running back and forth a few times, he got annoyed and directly tied the cat's four feet to a branch with vines, as if tied A pig waiting to be slaughtered.

Fortunately, this cat was transformed from a human, and after eating the elixir made by countless monsters, it has long been different from ordinary people, and it is especially resistant to rubbing.

Ao Lie relied on this cat for fun along the way.

-

Sun Xingzhe brought the master to the forest, and suddenly knelt down towards her.

Chen Tangtang was surprised: "What are you doing?"

"It's all because I was not there that night that Master suffered."

Chen Tangtang helped him up with a face full of helplessness: "Where am I suffering, there is no place in this world where I can suffer."

Sun Xingzhe stared at her.

The wind blew, brushing away the golden hair in front of his eyes.

Chen Tangtang smiled and patted him on the shoulder: "Master, I know that you are responsible and responsible, but I am also your master after all, don't put all the burdens on your shoulders, you have a master by your side." .”

Her eyes brightly reflected his figure, and she said firmly: "From now on, Master will protect you."

For a moment, she almost thought that the gold in his eyes froze, who knew that the corner of his mouth curled up the next moment, and he measured Chen Tangtang's height with his hands.

"The sky is falling and there is a tall one, but Master's height is not enough."

Chen Tangtang: "..."

If we don't mention this, we can still be good masters and apprentices.

He stretched his arms, relaxed his muscles and bones, and said in a brisk tone: "It seems that I still have to rely on me, Master..."

His golden eyes almost swayed, but he reached out and pressed Master's head mischievously.

"Bold, you are committing a crime!"

"Then..." He bent down, put his hands on his knees, and his eyes were very close to her in an instant, "Master, can you tell me the question I asked earlier?"

He rubbed his head forward, their noses were touching, their clear eyes melted into gold, and the golden lake water rippled.

"Master, is there a secret?"

The author has something to say: [Small Theater] has nothing to do with the text

black bear spirit

Someone: Why didn't Master accept (use) him?

To Elder Jinchi

Someone: This is for Master to play with

Chen Tangtang: Shut up!

Someone: Give me a stick from my grandson!

Chen Tangtang: ...