[Journey to the West] The poor monk is a fake monk

Zheng Sanlang couldn't say a word: "Who told you that it was the effect?"

Chen Tangtang stared at him.

It's not you.

Don't think that if you change your skin, the poor monk will not recognize you.

The corner of Zheng Sanlang's mouth twitched, and he muttered in a low voice: "That guy really didn't succeed enough, but failed."

Taibai smiled warmly: "Don't say that about yourself."

Zheng Sanlang glared at him, then pointed to Chen Tangtang's hoop and said to her: "That's not the case, you are..."

Zheng Sanlang took a peek at Sun Xingzhe, and stopped abruptly.

"What? What did you secretly wear to my master?" Sun Xingzhe drew out his golden cudgel again, and threatened, "It's best to tell the truth, otherwise don't blame me for being rude!"

"Uh……"

This is the bridle used to restrain you monkey... If you really say that, you are courting death.

Zheng Sanlang rolled his eyes and suddenly thought of a good idea.

"Master, you actually did this..." Zheng Sanlang looked at Chen Tangtang hesitantly, "Well, I'll pretend you didn't do it unintentionally."

Sun Xingzhe looked at Chen Tangtang, and there seemed to be something hidden in it.

Zheng Sanlang gave Taibai a look, and changed the subject: "What did you all see in the mist?"

Everyone's expressions changed, and they all looked indescribable.

Sun Xingzhe said bluntly: "It's nothing, it's just an illusion, I swung it away with a stick, and then I fell down for some reason."

Zheng Sanlang touched the back of his head which was still aching.

Could it be that I was swiped by you here too?

He murmured secretly in his heart, and began to talk about his "Yan~yu": "All I saw along the way were men and women having fun~ love scenes... Hey, what are you doing looking at me like that? I didn't do anything."

Sun Xingzhe squinted his eyes: "Who do you think I am, and keep pressing me in your arms?"

Thinking of the scene at that time, Zheng Sanlang's hairs were about to stand on end.

He was so angry that when he didn't pay attention, a mouthful of old blood spurted out with a "poof".

Fortunately, Sun Xingzhe hid quickly, otherwise he would be "splashed with blood on the spot".

Chen Tangtang worried: "Are you okay?"

She looked at Sun Xingzhe.

Sun Xingzhe seemed to understand what she was thinking, and he admitted his mistakes with a good attitude: "It's all the apprentice's fault, causing others to suffer, but at the time I thought it was some kind of monster, so I punched it a few times."

What about your piercing eyes?I think you are taking the opportunity to play tricks!

Zheng Sanlang glared at the Great Sage.

The Great Sage raised his eyebrows, so arrogant.

"Hey, what did you see again? Why did you undress him?" Zheng Sanlang turned to Taibai Jinxing.

Taibai Jinxing: "It's nothing, I just saw the master was going to jump off the cliff, I stopped him, and then I thought the master was soaked..."

What he said was vague, obviously intercepting half of the truth.

There are some things that cannot be said, cannot be said.

The three of them turned to Chen Tangtang together.

"how about you?"

"What did Master see?"

"Grandmaster……"

Chen Tangtang said: "It turns out that everyone has experienced so many things. The experience of the poor monk is really nothing compared to everyone."

What she said made people even more curious.

Chen Tangtang clasped his hands together: "Amitabha, the poor monk saw countless mushrooms and wild vegetables along the way. I think this is a temptation. The poor monk didn't pick them up, and walked a little further, but..."

Everyone couldn't help raising their hearts and listening patiently.

The young gentleman in white sat back in his original position, cupped his cheeks in his hands, and looked at her with a blushing face.

"...The poor monk couldn't help but yawned. The moment the poor monk raised his head and opened his mouth, a red fruit suddenly fell from the branch and fell straight into the poor monk's mouth."

Sun Xingzhe asked nervously, "Could it be something poisonous?"

Mr. Xiao Lang said softly: "No, it's just a wild fruit. If you talk about the only benefit, it's just a sweet mouth."

Sun Xingzhe felt relieved: "That's good."

Xiao Langjun lowered his head, the redness on his face spread all the way to his neck: "...even, even breathing is sweet."

Don't worry...don't worry!

Sun Xingzhe kicked Zheng Sanlang who was about to go up and smell it.

Zheng Sanlang suddenly turned around to avoid.

This intense exercise made the "delicate body and soft" Sanlang vomit blood profusely.

Chen Tangtang couldn't bear it and said, "Why don't you find a doctor?"

Zheng Sanlang vomited blood while shaking his hands: "It's okay, it's okay, I'll get used to vomiting."

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Are you afraid that it is not a spirit made of leeches?

Zheng Sanlang's lips were stained red with blood, as bright as fire: "Go on, don't worry about me."

Chen Tangtang had no choice but to continue: "After eating the fruit, I walked along the path to the side of the mountain stream. I saw the clear water in the mountain stream, so I couldn't help it..."

The young man in white blushed even more.

Sun Xingzhe hurriedly asked, "What can't help it?"

Chen Tangtang's eyes showed embarrassment: "I can't help but bend down and want to drink water."

Mr. Xiao Lang hugged his legs and buried his face in his knees, leaving only a pair of red ears.

"However, a small snake suddenly jumped out and bit me."

Mr. Xiao Lang said in a low voice: "Master...ah no, brother, I didn't do it on purpose, I just smelled the fragrance of vermilion fruit, and on weekdays vermilion fruit would fall into the mountain stream, I would stick my head out of the water and take a bite. "

Take a bite... drink water...

Taibai, Zheng Sanlang and Sun Xingzhe looked at Chen Tangtang's lips with six eyes.

I saw her lips were undyed and red, the upper lip was like a bow, the lower lip was like a bed, the peaks of her lips were moist, and the lips were delicate.

Chen Tangtang pursed his lips, with a righteous face: "The poor monk reacted quickly, so naturally nothing happened."

"Oh—" the three said together, but each had their own thoughts.

The terrifying gaze fixed on him finally disappeared, and Mr. Xiao Lang shivered suddenly, feeling as if he had escaped from the sky.

Zheng Sanlang narrowed his eyes and examined him: "The rest is up to you."

Mr. Xiao Lang scratched his hair, and said: "I didn't bite after knowing the misunderstanding. The master said that he came from the Eastern Land of Tang Dynasty."

He suddenly became excited, and there seemed to be little stars in his eyes: "Great, I was rescued here by Guanyin Bodhisattva, just to wait for the holy monk."

He looked at Chen Tangtang expectantly: "Brother, take me to learn scriptures, I'll be your brother's horse."

The corners of his eyes were flushed, and he was ashamed and embarrassed: "Brother, just ride me."

"Don't even think about it!" Sun Xingzhe and Zheng Sanlang scolded at the same time.

Seeing that the two of them disagreed, Chen Tangtang was about to refuse, when a ray of light suddenly appeared in the sky, Guanyin Bodhisattva was sitting on the lotus platform, looking at Chen Tangtang with a smile.

Chen Tangtang bowed down immediately.

Avalokitesvara waved her hand, letting a gust of wind lift her up.

"You don't have to."

She pointed to the young man in white again and said, "He was the son of Ao Run, the Dragon King of the West Sea. He was punished for setting fire to the jewel in the temple. I saw that you had no strength to travel west, so I rescued him and told him to wait here." You, so that I can take you to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures."

Chen Tangtang looked at the tender-faced young man: "Amitabha, the poor monk can't bear it..."

Guanyin showed a gentle smile: "Xuanzang, you are too worried. Don't look at him as a boy in human form, but he is actually older than you."

The boy scratched his cheek, a little embarrassed.

"Why do I need him? I can carry my master to learn scriptures alone." Sun Xingzhe said dissatisfied.

Guanyin smiled: "You Pohou, it seems that you get along well with your master, and you know how to compete for favor."

Sun Xingzhe: "..."

"Bodhisattva, you are wrong!" Sun Xingzhe resolutely said.

Guanyin nodded slightly, but it was a smile that saw through everything.

Sun Xingzhe's face sank, but his ears hidden in his blond hair turned red.

Avalokitesvara glanced at Chen Tangtang's arm: "It's so good, it's not in vain that your master has paid so much for you."

"Wukong, you have to know that even if you are stubborn and lawless, there will always be someone who hopes that you can do good with your heart and doesn't even want to restrain you. I hope you can live up to her."

Chen Tangtang: "..."

ha?This is the poor monk?Did the poor monk think so?

Zheng Sanlang muttered: "Bodhisattva, can't you not say such misleading words?"

Guanyin looked at him with a compassionate expression and a helpless tone: "How long are you going to hang around outside? How many tasks have you taken away?"

Although there are many loopholes and misunderstandings, but...

"It's all done."

Guanyin was also shocked by his shamelessness.

"Now that it's done, why don't you come back?"

Zheng Sanlang put his hands behind his head and looked away: "What is good in the sky, I just love to play in the world."

Guanyin said: "If you are in the world, you should also complete your task."

"Task?"

Zheng Sanlang racked his brains to realize that he seemed to have really forgotten one thing.

"Master, come with me."

In front of Guanyin, he dragged Chen Tangtang aside.

Chen Tangtang looked at him inexplicably.

He was gearing up: "Do you still remember the magic spell?"

"You're talking about... what happened that night in the temple?"

Zheng Sanlang immediately changed color: "What happened between you and him?"

"What happened?" Chen Tangtang's eyes were clear and calm.

Oh, maybe he was thinking too much.

Zheng Sanlang regained his composure, rolled his eyeballs, and said with a smirk: "Because you have put on these three hoops, the spell has no effect. I will teach you another one based on the mantra of peace of mind Change, it is called the mantra of disturbing the heart, if your disciples are mischievous, you should recite it viciously, it will definitely make them feel uncomfortable and improve their memory."

Chen Tangtang asked: "Isn't it human nature to be mischievous? Why is it so?"

The corners of Zheng Sanlang's eyes drooped, and his eyes became softer: "The naughty I said is the naughty that will endanger your life. Don't worry, you are only protecting yourself and will not cause harm to them."

Chen Tangtang let out an "oh", and didn't know whether he believed it or not.

Zheng Sanlang taught her the improved mantra, and then stared at her without blinking, as if he would never see her again.

He murmured softly: "I am Zheng Yulang, but I am not him. I hope you can remember me, and don't regard me as the one in the past, nor the one in the future."

Chen Tangtang nodded.

Zheng Sanlang showed a gentle smile, like a flower branch gently brushing the water.

His hand lightly touched the cinnabar mole between her eyebrows, and it became brighter there.

"May you get the scriptures soon."

Zheng Sanlang immediately turned around, however, his heart was in a mess, even with a faint pain.

How could this be?

It was the first time he suffered such a difficult experience, even if he was struck by lightning, it was not as uncomfortable as it is now.

Obviously he will not die, but at this moment, he feels uncomfortable as if he is dead.

Is it...

Zheng Sanlang turned his head abruptly, and glared at Chen Tangtang: "You secretly cast the truth on me?"

Chen Tangtang: "..."

No, no, the poor monk did nothing.

"you……"

Zheng Sanlang's whole body was shaken, and he fell limply, and was caught upright by Taibai who was standing behind him.

Chen Tangtang stared at Taibai.

He smiled at her.

Suddenly, a gust of wind rose from the ground, blinding Chen Tangtang's eyes.

She closed her eyes subconsciously, and opened them again when the wind subsided, only to see that the hunter had changed his appearance and was leading Zheng Sanlang sitting on the back of a white crane.

He has wide sleeves and a crown, holding a whisk in his hand, really looks like a fairy.

Taibai Jinxing smiled and said: "I am Taibai Jinxing in the sky, the holy monk must have known that this time I am going down to earth to help the holy monk, if I offend him, I hope the holy monk will not be offended."

Chen Tangtang clasped his hands together, and said in his mouth: "Amitabha, my heart is only grateful, how can I blame?"

Taibai Jinxing nodded with a smile: "As for this...sorry, I can't disclose his identity."

Chen Tangtang lowered his eyes and said, "The poor monk knows."

"One more thing..." He glanced at Chen Tangtang's arm, "The holy monk put on the hoops for his disciples because of his compassion. I hope the holy monk will keep this in mind."

After finishing speaking, the white crane under him flapped its wings and left.

Chen Tangtang always felt that his last sentence seemed to remind her of something.

She looked at the white crane that was gradually going away.

The white crane flapped its wings gracefully, and condescendingly glanced at her, extremely arrogant.

Suddenly, a golden light pierced the sky and passed directly through the white crane's wings.

The white crane screamed tragically, and its whole body fell down.

Taibai Jinxing waved the whisk immediately, a flash of white light flashed, and the white crane regained its stability. It let out a few mournful calls, accelerated its speed, and disappeared from sight in a short while.

However, a faint scent of roasted crane wings floated down from the sky.

Could it be that Jin Guang grilled the white crane wings?

The golden light that shot through the white crane's wings flew back again.

Chen Tangtang's eyes followed the golden smoothness and fell into Sun Xingzhe's hands.

He flicked out the golden cudgel in his hand, and his long golden hair fluttered with his movements.

"Teacher, what are you?"

Sun Xingzhe raised his chin, glanced at her unintentionally, then quickly turned away, and changed the subject, "Let's go, let's go in the morning."

"Where is Guanyin Bodhisattva?"

"I left long ago."

When the two came back, they saw the boy with his legs side by side, obediently waiting for the two of them, and immediately showed a big smile when he saw them come back.

"elder brother!"

Sun Xingzhe frowned: "Change the name."

The boy looked at Chen Tangtang.

Chen Tangtang stepped forward holding the Buddhist beads, and gently stroked the top of his head: "Just call me Master."

The boy's cheeks were flushed, his voice was clear, and his eyes were full of light: "Master."

Chen Tangtang couldn't figure it out, how could such a well-behaved and sunny boy be the murderer who set fire to the jewel in the palace?

With that in mind, he asked directly.

The boy lowered his eyes: "I will tell Master, it's just..."

Chen Tangtang smiled and said, "Okay, you can tell me anytime you want to."

She has always looked cold, and it is rare to show a smile, but when she smiles, it is like the sun rolling on the water, a piece of sparkling light, it is warm, bright and charming.

The boy's eyes bent into crescent moons: "I am the third prince of Yulong, Ao Lie."

Chen Tangtang touched his head again, being careful not to touch his silver crown.

The brilliance flowed in his silver eyes, a clear and beautiful streamer.

Chen Tangtang looked at Sun Xingzhe, then at Ao Lie, and said with a smile, "When you two stand together, you are like the sun and the moon shining together."

Ao Lie smiled brightly: "Master is like sunshine."

Sun Xingzhe did not start: "I know, I know, you are all for this great sage... I will protect you and learn from the scriptures."

His gaze slipped across her banded arm, intentionally or unintentionally.

Chen Tangtang touched his arm.

Apprentice, why are you acting so sorry for being a teacher?

Perhaps Taibai Jinxing said something to him?

Then the question comes-

What exactly did Taibai Jinxing tell him?

Chen Tangtang stared at him fiercely, but couldn't think of an answer.

Sun Xingzhe said coldly: "Don't look at it, the road to the west is long, and sooner or later you will get tired of watching it."

Chen Tangtang clasped his hands together and said calmly: "Disciple, you are wrong, even though everything in the world is always new and always changing, the heart remains the same; if the heart remains the same, then everything in the eyes is as it was when we first saw it."

Sun Xingzhe snorted coldly: "I can't say enough about Master."

His ears burned even more.

"What are you looking at!" Sun Xingzhe suddenly turned his head and stared at Ao Lie.

Ao Lie was full of smiles: "The relationship between senior brother and master is really good."

"Hurry up and turn into a horse, we have to go on the road early!"

Ao Lie nodded, turned around and turned into a spirited pony.

Sun Xingzhe took Chen Tangtang's hand and carefully helped her onto the horse.

Just as Chen Tangtang's butt touched the horse's back, the horse suddenly "poofed" and fell short as if it had leaked air, and turned into Ao Lie in human form again.

Ao Lie in human form blushed under Chen Tangtang's body, his whole body was stiff and embarrassing.

Chen Tangtang who was riding on his back: "..."

"Hey! What are you doing!" Sun Xingzhe immediately helped his master up.

Ao Lie's back was hot and itchy, and he wished he could rub against the tree, but he had a vague premonition that if he really did this, he might be slapped severely by the elder brother.

"No, nothing." He replied quietly.

Sun Xingzhe taught with a straight face: "Master is a mortal, but he can't stand the bumps like you."

Ao Lie's docile silver eyes are full of guilt: "I don't want to..., it's just, it's just that I've never been ridden like this before."

His eyes flickered, and his eyelashes lowered shyly.

"If you keep thinking wildly, I will help you clear your mind!" Sun Xingzhe scolded.

Ao Lie nodded quickly.

"How about," Chen Tangtang suggested, "Let's just walk like this. Riding on him would be weird for a teacher."

"No!" The two said at the same time.

Sun Xingzhe looked around Ao Lie a few times: "Aren't you a jade dragon or something, just become a dragon and let Master ride a dragon."

Ao Lie shyly rolled himself into a ball, two small horns popped out of his head.

"How can this be possible?" He said timidly and shyly, "Only my wife can ride a dragon."

Sun Xingzhe said unceremoniously: "Put away your nasty thoughts, the dragon's nature is obscene, it's really good."

Ao Lie hastily retorted: "Nonsense, nonsense, I have never..."

He peeked at Chen Tangtang: "If Master really wants to ride..." He raised his chin as if giving up his life, only his silver eyelashes trembling uncomfortably: "Then... then ride."

Please don't regard the poor monk as a pervert who can destroy flowers with his hands, but the poor monk is a dutiful learner.

and--

No, the poor monk does not want to be responsible.

"It still counts..." Chen Tangtang looked upright, friendly, diligent, thrifty, dedicated and dedicated.

"Don't, master can't be tired."

Sun Xingzhe kicked Ao Lie, and showed the majesty of a big brother: "Get up, if you can't transform into a dragon horse, you will always be able to transform into a human form, right? You can become a human form and let Master ride it, hurry up!"

Ao Lie didn't think much about it, he jumped up, half knelt down with his back to Chen Tangtang, and eagerly urged: "Then master come up quickly."

Sun Xingzhe also urged: "Come on, master, don't worry about him, the dragon's body is strong."

Inexplicably, Chen Tangtang thought of the little golden dragon whose horns were torn apart by him.

Ao Lie patted himself on the shoulder: "Quick, Master, get on the horse."

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Shoulder ride? !

Chen Tangtang looked down at his crotch, and at the back of Ao Lie's neck.

However, what if the poor monk has one less part than the ordinary monk?

Although thanks to others, she was able to hide it for a while, but she didn't know if he would feel it if she really got on his neck.

"never mind."

"Master, you don't need to take pity on me," Ao Lie said with clear eyebrows and curved eyes, "sex me."

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Did the poor monk think too much?Why do you feel that what you said is weird.

"No need, the poor monk just walk around."

Ao Lie lowered his eyes in disappointment, and let out an "oh".

Sun Xingzhe crossed his arms and said "tsk": "It's really useless, you should practice the horse-changing spell quickly."

Ao Lie gave a firm "hmm": "I will definitely make Master comfortable...on the road."

Can you stop panting when you speak, scaring the poor monk.

Chen Tangtang shook his sleeves, leaned on his Zen staff, and walked to the front.

Ao Lie and Sun Xingzhe looked at each other, and they both couldn't help thinking—Master is really cold!

Along the way, Sun Xingzhe uttered all the Bodhisattva's exhortations, and also talked about the three life-saving vellus hairs given to him by the Bodhisattva with three willow leaves.

"The apprentice wants to give two pieces to the master. I have a lot of skills, and only one piece is enough, but the Bodhisattva said that you have another fate."

Chen Tangtang clasped his hands together: "Amitabha, everything in the world cannot be forced. Since the poor monk has his own fate, he has his own way. You don't have to worry about being a teacher."

"How could you not be worried?" Sun Xingzhe glanced at Ao Lie, who was smiling heartlessly, and sighed inwardly.

The three masters and apprentices walked on the road for a period of time. It can be said that it was hard work and hard work... no wonder!

Only now did Sun Xingzhe know that some people's luck is really like the darling of heaven, and it can only make people feel--living jealousy.

If the master wants to drink water, he will find sweet mountain water; if the master wants to eat, the wild fruit will roll under her feet as if he has eyes; Even in a deserted mountain forest, a hunter with a basket of vegetables would suddenly pop up and give her food.

Tsk, if my old grandson had such luck, maybe the position of the Jade Emperor would have been taken by him.

The three of them had been walking for several tens of days. One day, they suddenly found a temple with high tiles and flying roofs in the mountains and forests. They saw a pool of glazed tiles on the temple, which looked more solemn and majestic under the clear sky.

Ao Lie couldn't help but said: "It is said that the ancient temple of the eminent monk is hidden in the mountains and forests, but now it seems that it is true."

Chen Tangtang squeezed the Buddhist beads on his wrist, and said calmly: "It may not be so."

"Most of the ancient temples hidden in the mountains are simple and quiet, and they don't have such a large scale, because few audiences will go to such remote temples, so temples like this should not have much money to operate, but , look at the scale of this temple..."

"Yes, who has the money to build such a temple in such a remote place? Where did the money come from?"

Ao Lie thought about it, and couldn't help becoming nervous. He reached out and pinched Chen Tangtang's sleeve, and said in a panic: "No, I can't put you in danger, Master."

Sun Xingzhe slapped open his hand that was clinging to the master's cassock, and said dissatisfiedly, "Speak as you speak, what are you talking about?"

He rolled up his sleeves, threw back the blond hair that fell on his chest, and said arrogantly: "With me here, I want to see who dares to touch my master!"

A light flashed in Ao Lie's eyes like the moonlight, and he showed a naive smile and said: "You are right, I am also the third prince of Yulong after all, and I still have the skills to fly clouds and rain."

He clapped his hands and said relaxedly: "If they have malicious intentions, then they will flood this temple."

One is the Great Sage Equaling Heaven who dares to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace, and the other is the Third Prince of Jade Dragon who dares to set fire to the jewels in the palace.

Chen Tangtang: "...disciples, this is what the teacher said, that's all."

Sun Xingzhe said coldly: "Master, don't worry, I was beaten by heavenly soldiers and generals back then, let alone a few monks."

Ao Lie nodded: "That's right, Master, back then I could set fire to the Dragon Palace, let alone a mere temple."

Chen Tangtang: "..."

What else can the poor monk say?

The poor monk just suddenly felt that he seemed to be the leader in the rivers and lakes. This feeling... a little bit refreshing.

Chen Tangtang felt relieved, and said: "Don't start a conflict, Amitabha, Amitabha."

Sun Xingzhe and Ao Lie planned secretly in their hearts, and they agreed with the heroes—determined to hide from their master together.

Even if the master is powerful, he is just a mortal.

Even if the master's luck is against the sky, he is just a monk with a compassionate heart.

In short, Master is too pure and kind, he will definitely be bullied.

Sun Xingzhe and Ao Lie competed to knock on the door of the temple.

Chen Tangtang looked around, secretly picked a cone-shaped stone from under the tree and stuffed it into his sleeve.

Very good, very good, now the poor monk has something to rely on in his heart.

Amitabha, the Buddha said: Be prepared, if you dare to touch me, you will die.

The author has something to say: The Buddha said: I never said it~