[Journey to the West] The poor monk is a fake monk

Although Chen Tangtang avoided it carefully, the corner of his eye would still accidentally glance over his back.

His blond hair swayed slightly with his steps, revealing the tight muscles of his back, where there seemed to be a set of steel and iron bones, and there was infinite power hidden under the skin.

No wonder, if he had no ability, he would have been crushed into a meat paste by the mountain long ago, so why was he just trapped and unable to move?

The two walked in silence for a while, occasionally hearing one or two howls of wild animals from the lonely mountain, which seemed particularly intrusive.

Chen Tangtang said: "Apprentice, how about your situation?"

Sun Xingzhe said: "There is nothing to say, I am a monkey that jumped out of a rock, and then..."

"monkey?"

Sun Xingzhe gave a cold "hmm".

"Master, can I see your original form?"

The poor monk likes furry animals the most.

He stopped abruptly, the expression on his face hidden in the night.

His voice recovered a bit, but it was still low and cold: "Want to see it?"

There are mortals who are not afraid of his true form?

Not only are you not afraid, but you also happily offered to watch it?

"Amitabha, it's the poor monk Menglang."

He shook his head slightly, looked at the reflection on the ground, and said softly: "There will be a chance in the future, but right now it's impossible."

He pulled his long hair up to his chest with his palms together, took out the vine to tie it up, and tied it into a high ponytail, so that the end of the hair would just brush around his ankles and would not drag on the ground anymore.

"In order to make me suffer more, the Buddha turned me into a human form. I have no fur to keep out the cold in winter. The ordinary mortal form is not as useful as a demon form..."

Chen Tangtang couldn't help but said, "I'm sorry for you."

However, the poor monk still likes hairy ones.

He raised his head, swept his golden ponytail across his naked back, and said in a low voice, "Isn't there you, Master now?"

With this kind of master who can unlock the seal of the Buddha from a distance, the only means in the world that can restrain him is useless, so there is nothing to be afraid of.

Sun Xingzhe consciously said something emotional, and the roots of his ears burned so badly that he didn't dare to look back at her expression.

However, behind him, Chen Tangtang was staring at his hair, and put his hands into his sleeves angrily.

He has such long golden hair, if it becomes the original shape, how silky the fur will feel.

"You're finally here." A black figure suddenly jumped out of the woods.

Sun Xingzhe took a step forward, as if something had been pulled out of his ear, and he was about to smash it on the head.

"Wait!" Chen Tangtang said immediately.

The golden stick barely stopped on top of Zheng Sanlang's head. If she was one step late in speaking out, it might be Zheng Silang who she saw next time.

Zheng Sanlang blinked his eyes, tilted his head, and avoided the stick.

Sun Xingzhe touched his shoulder with the stick, like a silent warning.

Zheng Sanlang glanced at him, narrowed his eyes, and suddenly fell to the ground clutching his shoulders with an "oops".

Sun Xingzhe: "..."

If you don't walk around the world for 500 years, all the people in this world have become actors?

However, something even more strange happened, his piercing eyes couldn't tell whether this person was a god, a demon, or a human being.

Chen Tangtang stepped forward: "Sanlang."

Zheng Sanlang raised his head, his peach blossom eyes were full of tears, he cried, "It hurts—"

Sun Xingzhe flicked the stick, and the stick became the size of an embroidery needle again, and he stuffed it into his ear.

He folded his arms and said coldly: "I didn't touch him. This thing is not human, demon or demon, god or not. Master, you have to be careful."

"Master?" Zheng Sanlang turned his eyes, and immediately said bluntly: "You are really outrageous, you don't even wear your clothes properly."

Chen Tangtang stretched out his hand towards him.

Zheng Sanlang smiled and handed it over.

Chen Tangtang retracted his hand again.

He immediately changed his face: "Hey! Don't tear down the bridge when you cross the river. If you have a cheap apprentice, you will forget the comradeship between you and me who fought together from the east to the west."

Chen Tangtang calmly listened to his "ba ba" before saying, "Bring the cassock."

Zheng Sanlang blinked his beautiful eyes: "You have changed your mind, you actually value cassocks more than me."

Chen Tangtang was speechless.

Saburo, you really live up to your reputation as a drama star.

Sun Xingzhe stood aside, thinking to himself: Compared with my master who values ​​mushrooms more than me, we don't know who should cry more.

"Amitabha, Saburo, don't look at evil, my disciple is still naked."

Zheng Sanlang let out an "ah", and pulled out the brocade~lan cassock at a speed that Chen Tangtang didn't even see clearly.

However, just as he was about to hand it to Chen Tangtang, he suddenly withdrew his hand again.

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Are you taking revenge on the poor monk?

Zheng Sanlang looked strange: "You don't want to give him such a precious cassock?"

"Amitabha, this is exactly what the poor monk thinks."

Zheng Sanlang hugged her cassock and kept shaking his head: "No, no, I'm afraid you don't know the efficacy of this cassock. Let me tell you, as long as you wear this cassock, everything on the road will be fine. Turn bad luck into good luck, it will really protect you."

Sun Xingzhe raised his eyebrows, and a rebellious expression appeared on his indifferent face: "My master has me to protect him. What's the use of a cassock?"

His eyes slipped around the cassock, turned to Chen Tangtang, and said lightly, "I don't want it."

Chen Tangtang nodded: "The poor monk understands."

and many more!

Zheng Sanlang and Sun Xingzhe looked at her in unison.

What the hell do you understand?

Why is there a bad feeling?

Chen Tangtang reached for the cassock.

This time Zheng Sanlang had nothing to object to, so he obediently let go.

He asked curiously, "What do you understand?"

Chen Tangtang has already walked behind the tree with his clothes in his arms.

In the empty mountains, there were insects chirping and wild beasts roaring. However, the sound of her "squeaking" when she changed clothes was the most clear in the ears of the two of them.

Zheng Sanlang said sharply: "What are you eavesdropping on?"

Sun Xingzhe glanced at him.

The thief shouted "Catch the thief".

Ears to blame me?

Zheng Sanlang stood up, patted the dust and grass on his body and said: "Others are afraid of you, but I am not afraid of you."

Sun Xingzhe asked coldly, "Who are you?"

"I want to know..." His peach blossom eyes rolled up, and the corners of his mouth turned up, revealing a smile that would kill anyone, "I just won't tell you."

Sun Xingzhe: "..."

The world has really changed.

The two looked at each other, golden eyes facing peach blossom eyes.

After a while, Chen Tangtang came out from behind the tree with his wedding dress in his arms.

Wearing a brocade cassock, she looked even more radiant.

Zheng Sanlang greeted him quickly: "What are you doing with your wedding dress?"

Chen Tangtang walked straight past Zheng Sanlang and walked up to Sun Xingzhe.

Zheng Sanlang's eyes widened, and he turned around in disbelief.

Chen Tangtang tried his best to focus on his apprentice's eyes instead of his body, and handed over the wedding dress in his hand.

What kind of custom is this?

Sun Xingzhe took it puzzled.

"Hello!" Zheng Sanlang was almost fuming.

Chen Tangtang said with relief: "Then I'll leave it to you, and put it on."

Sun Xingzhe: "..."

Zheng Sanlang: "..."

Wait, did you just say something terrible?

Seeing Sun Xingzhe still standing where he was, Chen Tangtang was puzzled and asked, "What's wrong?"

Sun Xingzhe twitched his Adam's apple a few times, and before he could speak, he heard her say again: "Isn't it you who want to wear this?"

Zheng Sanlang quickly looked at him at an angle that almost broke his neck, his eyes seemed to say - I didn't expect you to be such a great sage equal to heaven.

Sun Xingzhe's eyelashes trembled.

I, I am not!I don't!

"When did I say..."

Zheng Sanlang interrupted him loudly: "This is your master's wish, please accept it!"

He even watched the excitement and encouraged him without hesitation: "Put it on! Put it on!"

A gleam of light flashed across Sun Xingzhe's golden eyes: "You are so excited, do you really like this wedding dress?"

Chen Tangtang looked meaningfully at Zheng Sanlang's red dress.

Zheng Sanlang immediately retorted: "No..."

Sun Xingzhe smiled: "Your expression has betrayed you."

"If Saburo really likes it, you two can exchange it."

Zheng Sanlang immediately clenched his collar tightly, like a little lady who was about to be frivolous, and shouted: "No, I don't want, master, you can't just watch him bully me like this, I even used magic powers to save you!" It's all gone!"

How does the poor monk remember that your supernatural powers were lost by a thunderbolt when you molested the poor monk?

Sun Xingzhe walked towards him step by step.

Zheng Sanlang twisted his body and hid behind Chen Tangtang. He was obviously a head taller than Chen Tangtang, but he bent his knees and leaned on her aggrievedly, holding her sleeve with his hands.

Chen Tangtang looked at the head he was stuffing in her hand, and raised his hand to touch it.

"Master..." Zheng Sanlang looked at her pitifully.

Chen Tangtang raised his head and looked at his apprentice.

Sun Xingzhe's eyes flashed, and he immediately said, "It's okay, just wear this one."

As he spoke, he held the wedding dress with both hands and shook it lightly, only to see that the dress suddenly transformed into a new men's dress.

He threw the red clothes into the sky, stretched his hands, and put them into the sleeves. The corners of the red robe fell lightly, and he tied the belt with a chic and smooth movement.

The red dress with blond hair, if worn by others, would only make people feel glamorous, but when worn on him, there was an indescribable domineering, and when he raised his chin, he was majestic, like Is an invincible general.

"Great Sage Equaling Heaven... Great Victory Equaling Heaven..."

Putting on his new clothes, he immediately turned around and said, "Let's go, Master can't stay in this wilderness at night."

He hurried on, trying to hide himself in the night.

Zheng Sanlang: "His clothes...forget it."

Damn it, following his path, that dress was obviously just taken off by the master!

Sun Xingzhe pretended not to know anything, and kept walking with his head down, but his ears were burning badly.

She didn't know how to dry the clothes, but it still had the fragrance of white lotus on it.

It was the same scent he had smelled from her when he emerged from the water.

Chen Tangtang looked at the two people who had obviously become strange, and asked, "Why are you standing at the bottom of the mountain?"

Zheng Sanlang froze.

It's not to blame the damn... for not letting me interfere with your apprenticeship.

Humph.

He stroked his hair: "It's nothing, I just ran faster when I saw the mountain collapsed."

Chen Tangtang glanced at him.

Fly separately when disaster is imminent, you also fly a little faster, how many miles away in one fell swoop?

"The poor monk... has been taught."

Zheng Sanlang: "Wait, did you misunderstand something again?"

Chen Tangtang looked confused: "Again? Could it be that the poor monk misunderstood something?"

Zheng Sanlang: "..."

Hello!You give me a little self-knowledge!

Zheng Sanlang was so angry that his heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys ached... Ah, the kidneys can't hurt.

Zheng Sanlang said helplessly and powerlessly: "Didn't you feel it yourself? Then why do you say that people wear your wedding dress when they are so nice?"

Chen Tangtang's face was calm: "I only have these two clothes on me. Since he doesn't want this cassock, he must want this wedding dress."

So you think so.

Zheng Sanlang tilted his foot and almost fell to the ground.

Sun Xingzhe also turned his head when he heard these words, and gave her a hard look, as if he was meeting this person for the first time.

The three of them didn't go far when they saw a lamp flickering in the night.

When I got closer, I realized that it was a small farmyard with a lantern hanging at the door, illuminating a section of the road at the door.

It's really weird that a small courtyard with a single family suddenly popped up in the wilderness.

Zheng Sanlang stopped and turned his head, only to find that the two men walked straight past.

I don't know whether it is ignorance and boldness, or high art and boldness.

Sun Xingzhe, who was walking in the front, slowed down. He reached out to stop Chen Tangtang, and knocked on the door alone.

Under the moonlight, only the crisp knock on the door echoed.

After a while, the door was pulled open with a "squeak", and a man poked his head out. When he first saw Sun Xingzhe, he was taken aback.

"Oh my god! What the hell!"

Sun Xingzhe frowned and stared at him.

He clutched his chest and retreated quickly.

Chen Tangtang stepped forward and said softly: "Amitabha, the poor monk is a monk who went to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures. This is the poor monk's apprentice. Foreigners look like this. Didn't it scare you?"

The man shook his head: "Your apprentice is from the Western Regions, right?"

Chen Tangtang just smiled and said nothing.

The man stole another look at Zheng Sanlang: "What about this one?"

Zheng Sanlang sniffed, as if he smelled something from this man, he said with a smile: "I am the master's servant, and I want to serve the master."

"puff--"

There seemed to be a chuckle coming from someone, but the four of them looked around and found no one with a wrong expression.

Chen Tangtang coughed lightly: "Benefactor, can the poor monk and his disciples and servants stay with you for one night, as long as the poor monk has a tile to cover himself."

The man walked out from behind the door, walked to the light, and saw that he was dressed as a hunter, and he looked very delicate and gentle.

He secretly glanced at the Great Sage.

The Great Sage turned his eyes and smiled at him with a bland smile.

He shivered a bit: "Yes, yes, come in quickly, master."

"Oh, why are you still on your way when the moon is dark and the wind is high? Let me tell you, despite the beautiful scenery of this mountain, it is actually full of wolves, tigers and leopards, as well as many demons and ghosts. It’s a great fortune not to be eaten.”

He led everyone into the house while chattering.

"Then why does the benefactor mainly live in this kind of place?"

"I'm used to it, my ancestors have lived here for generations, and I can't move my roots anymore." The hunter smiled "hehe", showing a simple smile.

As soon as you enter the main room, you will see the stove, and through the stove is a small hall, where steaming meals are still placed on the table.

"It's a coincidence that the master came here. You knocked on the door as soon as I cooked, why don't you come and eat together?"

The meals on the table are all vegetarian dishes, most of which are delicacies from nearby mountains.

As soon as Chen Tangtang glanced, he saw a plate of small mushrooms on the table. The poor and cute mushrooms looked extraordinarily delicious against the candlelight.

"Amitabha, thank you benefactor, but the poor monk..." Before Chen Tangtang finished speaking, the great sage had already sat down on the stool.

Zheng Sanlang also chuckled at the hunter, and sat down opposite the Great Sage.

The two held up their rice bowls and started eating naturally.

Chen Tangtang: "..."

The poor monk hasn't finished being polite yet.

The hunter asked with a smile: "Master, don't you want to eat it? This is a small mushroom I just picked. It is rich in juice and sweet in the mouth. Although it is a mushroom, it has the chewiness of meat. After chewing for a long time, it can still taste like beef." Son."

Chen Tangtang touched the corner of his mouth.

Zheng Sanlang raised a bowl to her: "Come and eat, you will lose your share if you eat late, this monkey may have eaten it!"

Sun Xingzhe glanced at him coldly, but said to Chen Tangtang: "Master, if you don't eat, the master will feel uncomfortable."

Chen Tangtang felt that his words seemed to imply something.

Sun Xingzhe had already reached out and grabbed her wrist, and directly carried her to the main seat.

"This location..."

Sun Xingzhe put the rice bowl and chopsticks in front of him, and said calmly, "Master has eaten, he is not hungry."

The hunter looked at the Great Sage speechlessly, nodded at Chen Tangtang and said with a smile, "It's okay, it's okay, I've used it, you should eat more."

Chen Tangtang still wanted to be more modest, but Sun Xingzhe had already put several plates of mushrooms in front of her.

Zheng Sanlang took the vegetables, put them into her bowl, and said with a smile: "Come on, eat more of this, it's delicious."

Chen Tangtang bit his chopsticks and looked at the young hunter.

The hunter quickly took a few steps back and said, "I see this... the clothes seem to be a little thin, why don't I send some?"

"No need!"

The hunter's words were choked back by the great sage.

Chen Tangtang turned to look at him, and said in a low voice, "Apprentice, you should wear more clothes."

Sun Xingzhe said coldly: "Trouble, when I have hair, where do I need to wear clothes?"

Hairy...

Chen Tangtang's eyes lit up, and he clasped the edge of the table with both hands and asked, "What color is your hair? Is it also golden?"

Zheng Sanlang gritted his teeth, stretched out his chopsticks, clamped Chen Tangtang's nose suddenly, and turned her head around.

He winked at her and said ambiguously, "If you want to see Mao, I will too."

He smiled frivolously, but was extremely good-looking.

However, the next moment, he hit the ground with a "bang", and the stool under his buttocks was broken in two.

"Tsk tsk."

Zheng Sanlang jumped up suddenly, and stared at Sun Xingzhe gloomyly: "You bully me!"

"Oh!" The hunter hugged Zheng Sanlang with an old-fashioned look, and said repeatedly: "He's like that, he's like that, walk around, I'll feed you, and I'll feed you!"

Zheng Sanlang reacted and pushed him away: "Fuck off, who wants to eat you!"

The hunter was pushed and staggered, and only then did he realize what he meant. The corners of his mouth twitched twice, and he gave Chen Tangtang a meaningful look, as if she was leading a good boy to the bad.

"Ahem." Zheng Sanlang also realized that he reacted too much, and he blamed the master for saying what was hairy or not, and what was wrong, which made him unable to react for a while.

"Come, come, let me ask you something." Zheng Sanlang dragged the hunter into the room on the right.

After the two left, Chen Tangtang remained in a dazed state.

Alas, everyone in the world is so filthy, only the poor monk is a good monk who does his duty and is clean.

Sun Xingzhe suddenly pushed away the bowls and chopsticks, stood up, and pulled her to hide behind the door on the right.

Chen Tangtang looked at him, and before he could ask a question, he put a finger on the peak of his lips to signal silence.

Then, he pointed his finger towards the door, and the voices of the people in the room became clearer.

"What are you doing here? Are you trying to provoke my relationship with Master again?" Zheng Sanlang said angrily.

"I'm doing this for your own good too," the Orion's voice became extraordinarily moving, "Don't forget your purpose for coming down."

"Purpose? What is that? Didn't I sneak out to play?"

A certain fairy from Hunter Pizi: "..."

"Even if this is the case, can't you keep your voice down? Is eating and drinking with public funds a very honorable thing?"

"Oh," Zheng Sanlang said with a slight smile, "I understand."

"Understand what?"

"You also come to eat and drink with public funds."

"..."

"Taibai Jinxing, tsk tsk, I didn't expect you to be such a god, so what are you stopping me for? Could it be that you want me to be your guide and take you to have fun? Haha, easy to say, easy to say..."

"Do not……"

"There's something about you that annoys me, though."

Taibai Jinxing is unknown, so: "What?"

"Why did you stop me when the master met the stinky monkey?"

Taibai Jinxing's voice was even more gentle: "I'm doing this for your own good. After all, you are..., alas, anyway, no matter what your status is, you shouldn't stop them from meeting each other."

"Who said I was going to stop it?"

"Then if I didn't stop you then, what were you going to do?"

Zheng Sanlang snorted twice: "Of course I want to advise you to mind your own business, ignore that monkey, and leave quickly."

After Taibai Jinxing was speechless, he said, "So, I did the right thing."

Zheng Sanlang: "If you don't care about this nosy business, I would have succeeded a long time ago!"

Taibai Jinxing's voice was full of helplessness: "This is God's will."

Zheng Sanlang folded his arms and chuckled: "Aren't I a god?"

Outside the door, Chen Tangtang suddenly turned to look at the Great Sage.

The Great Sage also turned to look at her and stretched out his hand.

Her eyes were clear and puzzled.

His fingertips lightly poked her cheek, sinking softly.

Before she could react, he withdrew his hand, but there was still a grain of white rice sticking to the pad of his index finger.

Oops, I ate it on my face.

As a master, I didn't set a good example and let my disciples see such a shameful side.

Chen Tangtang smiled awkwardly.

His face was expressionless, and his golden eyelashes drooped quietly, casting a speck of gold-dusted shadow on the lid.

He gently rubbed his thumb and index finger, and suddenly a rose flower popped out from his fingertips, the petals were still stained with fresh dew.

Chen Tangtang stretched out his hand to hold his hand, and looked carefully, the grain of rice was no longer on his fingertips, apparently it had turned into the rose flower.

He sent the rose flower in his hand forward.

Chen Tangtang opened his eyes wide and pointed at himself.

He nodded.

Chen Tangtang took it with a smile, then raised his hand, and Lao Huai touched his head comfortingly.

Great Sage: "..."

He stretched out his hand again and grabbed the flower in her hand. With a flick of his finger, the flower spread its wings at his fingertips and turned into a butterfly with huge wings.

The butterfly flew around her, and then flew out of the window.

Chen Tangtang's eyes were shining, like the surface of water under the sun.

The conversation in the room continued—

"...Go back, this is not where you should be."

"Do not."

"Then I'm sorry, in order to prevent you from making trouble, I have no choice but to follow you."

The Great Sage turned and sat back in his seat.

Before Chen Tangtang could make a move, the door was suddenly pulled open.

"Master, you..." Zheng Sanlang blushed, "Are you eavesdropping on the two of us?"

Chen Tangtang was half a beat behind: "Huh?"

Zheng Sanlang rolled his eyes, looked at the monkey sitting upright, and thought to himself: Master is not such a person, it must be the trick of that monkey.

The hunter looked at Chen Tangtang with a smile on his face: "Do you want something?"

Chen Tangtang clasped his hands together and said in a low voice: "The benefactor is so kind, the poor monk will definitely chant scriptures for you in front of the Buddha someday."

The hunter's smile froze: "Then, then there is no need. It is better to pray for yourself than to pray for Buddha."

"The poor monk can take a bath with water?"

The hunter nodded: "Of course, I just boiled hot water and bought a new bathtub... Uh, what are you looking at, Master?"

The poor monk was naturally looking at what Taibai Jinxing looked like.

"Amitabha, the poor monk is looking at the donor."

"Me?" The hunter glanced at the great sage who took out his golden cudgel, then glanced at Zheng Sanlang who was staring at him through gritted teeth, touched the cold sweat on his forehead, and said in a low voice, "I'm not good-looking, not good-looking." Eating is not fun, eating farts, sleeping hiccups, nothing good at it."

His lips were trembling, pretending to be a frightened mortal, and talking nonsense.

Chen Tangtang looked at him speechlessly.

The poor monk really doesn't know whether I should tell you that your status as a god has been exposed.

However, since I ate other people's food and slept on other people's land, I naturally had to say something nice.

Chen Tangtang said sincerely: "You are sincere."

Taibai: "..."

Are you really flattering?

He didn't dare to look at the appearance of those two people again, and immediately said: "Let's go, let me take you to the place where the bathtub is placed."

……

After a burst of "squeaking" sound of water, Chen Tangtang wiped off the water drops on his skin, put on a middle coat, and walked out with the dust-free cassock in his arms, but was almost caught by the person sitting at the door. stumble.

"Amitabha...Why is the donor sitting here?"

Taibai was sitting on the steps of the bathroom door, holding a volume of books in his hand, as if he was reading by the moonlight, when he saw Chen Tangtang going out, he immediately stood up, and said softly, "This bathroom is independent in the corner of the yard. There are wild beasts all around, I am afraid that the master will be afraid, so I wait outside the door."

Chen Tangtang's eyes were clear, and he said in a low voice, "Thank you, benefactor."

The real white fake hunter smiled.

The two walked side by side from the corner of the yard to the main house.

The moonlight fell on the empty yard, like clear water, and the two of them strolled in it, like swimming with arms, wading across the river to pick hibiscus.

"I see that you have an extraordinary face, Master, but I don't know where the Master came from?"

Chen Tangtang recounted his experience from Jinshan Temple to Chang'an, then from Chang'an to the easternmost part of the Tang Kingdom, and then from the easternmost part of the Tang Kingdom to here.

However, after she finished speaking, he did not speak for a long time.

She only heard him talking to himself: "You are really a god, I'm afraid even the higher-ups didn't expect you to get lost to the east."

Chen Tangtang said innocently: "What is the benefactor talking about?"

He thought for a while, and suddenly said: "I have a request, I hope the master can agree."

"Donor, please speak."

His eyes flickered: "Please let me go on the road together."

The lawless Great Sage Equaling Heaven, the one who acted rashly, and the Tang monk who lost his way to the north, south, east, and west, if we rely on you alone, I am afraid that we will not be able to find our way in 500 years, so let me give you a ride.

"But..." Chen Tangtang asked word by word: "Didn't the benefactor just say that the roots can't be removed?"

He was stunned.

Oops, I forgot the setting that I said casually.

He was unhurried, with a gentle smile: "Master, you got it wrong, I didn't say it."

Oh, well, it's good for you to be happy, and the poor monk will do everything according to fate.

"Amitabha, please trouble the benefactor."

When Chen Tangtang returned to the room, he was surprised to find that both his apprentice and the restless Zheng Sanlang were there.

Zheng Sanlang was rolling around on a big kang in the house with himself in his arms, while his apprentice was sewing clothes by the candlelight.

No matter which one it is, it seems extremely weird, but the weirdest thing is... are they going to sleep on the same kang tonight?

Although all living beings are equal, the poor monk really can't do it.

Chen Tangtang took a step back subconsciously.

The two who had been distracted since she entered the door said at the same time: "Are you back?"

"Ah."

She endured and endured, and couldn't help asking: "What are you doing?"

Zheng Sanlang said first: "Don't pay attention to him, he is just a walker, and he is so particular about his clothes."

He leaned sideways, supported his cheek with one hand, and hooked Chen Tangtang with the other: "Come on, get on the kang."

"Amitabha."

This is too indecent.

Zheng Sanlang's peach-blossom eyes opened softly, and coaxed softly: "Tell me, do you want to sleep on the top of the kang, or on the top of the kang? You want to be next to me, right?"

Who gave you the confidence?

Before Chen Tangtang could speak, there was the sound of shaking clothes vigorously from Sun Xingzhe, and the sound of "papa" almost tore the clothes.

Sun Xingzhe put the clothes on his body and asked, "Master, how is it?"

Under the dim candlelight, he has a straight figure, an arrogant and domineering red robe, a black belt tied up his narrow waist, white trousers, and a pair of soap boots on his feet. The golden ponytail flickered as he turned around, and the whole person looked handsome and mighty.

"You did all this now?"

"Well, the clothes were altered from the wedding gown given by Master, and the trousers were made on site. It just so happens that he has cloth here."

"Can't you use supernatural powers? Why bother?" Chen Tangtang looked puzzled.

Xing Zhe said indifferently: "The mana conjured up is just a kind of blindfold. Even if the mana is high, it is impossible to hide it for a lifetime. Moreover, it always feels weird to use the clothes conjured up by oneself."

Chen Tangtang nodded.

Turning her head, her eyes were attracted by a shiny golden needle on the table again.

She remembered that he seemed to use this thing to turn it into a stick. Could it be possible to sew clothes?

Sun Xingzhe: "Master, are you interested in this? This is the Ruyi Golden Cudgel."

He recounted his experience of not paying back the stick, but kept staring at her, as if he thought she would scold him.

However, her eyes were completely attracted by that delicate and lovely thing, and she was not distracted by him at all.

She reached out to touch it.

"Master, you can't lift..."

Chen Tangtang weighed the golden cudgel and smiled embarrassedly at him.

Blind his piercing eyes!Who is his master?Can you pick the seal of the Buddha from the air, and lift the golden cudgel with one hand?

Chen Tangtang seemed to feel his sour mood, and thoughtfully explained: "I don't have much strength, maybe... I'm lucky?"

No... don't say it, what should I do if this is even more annoying?

Chen Tangtang said frankly: "It seems that things with spirituality are particularly fond of me."

Sun Xingzhe chose not to listen, and put away his rebellious stick.

"Sleeping is a big deal!" Zheng Sanlang patted the kang and urged him again.

Chen Tangtang looked at the top of the kang and the tip of the kang, and asked doubtfully, "Why don't you let me choose the middle?"

Zheng Sanlang was stunned for a moment, and said with a complicated expression: "I never thought that you, a monk, have such a wretched heart under your clean appearance."

Chen Tangtang was extremely wronged, what happened to her?

But then he raised the corners of his mouth again: "It's okay, even if you spend a lot of time, I like you to death. I like people who are not polite."

He glanced at Sun Xingzhe as if: "Of course, there are some exceptions."

Zheng Sanlang put himself on the kang, said with a smile: "Come on, come on!"

It was as if she was urging him on.

Sorry, the poor monk chose not to sleep.

Chen Tangtang sat directly in the middle of the kang to meditate, and said calmly: "The poor monk wants to practice meditation today, you two should sleep first."

Sun Xingzhe lay on the kang, quietly, and said nothing from the beginning to the end.

Zheng Sanlang turned his back on his back and fell asleep angrily.

Sleeping until midnight, he vaguely heard the conversation between the two——

"Ah, the apprentice is so big."

"Shh-whisper."

"Ah."

"Your... is really big and long."

"Master touch?"

"Is there any difference?"

"you try."

Chen Tangtang lowered his voice and exclaimed, "It's so comfortable."

Zheng Sanlang jumped up and asked sharply: "What are you doing!"

"Huh?" Chen Tangtang was puzzled.

Sun Xingzhe gave him a straight look.

Under the bright moonlight, the two master and apprentice were staring head to head at the Ruyi golden cudgel. The rod had become longer and thicker now, and Chen Tangtang still held one hand on it.

It turned out to be watching this.

"Ha, hahaha." Zheng Sanlang laughed dryly a few times, and looked towards the window beside the kang: "The moonlight tonight is so beautiful."

Sun Xingzhe: "You really have a wretched heart."

Chen Tangtang patted his good apprentice on the shoulder to show his appreciation.

Zheng Sanlang immediately closed his eyes, pretended to be sleepwalking, leaned up, and hit the kang with a "slap", and accidentally bumped his head against the edge of the kang, making a "clang".

Ow!very painful!

He resisted the pain and embarrassment, there was no fluctuation on his face, as if he was peacefully immersed in sleep.

This person is also a capable person to some extent.

In the early morning of the next day, the four of them finished their rest and were ready to go on the road.

Chen Tangtang asked Taibai: "I don't know how to address the benefactor?"

Taibai pretended to say: "My surname is Bai, Master can call me Xiaobai or Laobai."

Sun Xingzhe looked back at him.

Taibai stopped talking.

The four of them walked forward all the way, because of Taibai's guidance, the journey went smoothly without any waves or dangers, but the pace was too slow.

Taibai couldn't help but said: "I've always wanted to ask, where is your mount, Master?"

"Amitabha, I forgot in Chang'an."

"What about the luggage?"

"I also forgot in Chang'an."

Fearing that Taibai would ask again, Chen Tangtang and Pan confessed the fact that he left Chang'an alone.

Rao is too white and exquisite with eight faces and a lotus tongue, so he is speechless at this time.

You are a very good Buddhist scripture learner. You start the game alone by learning Buddhist scriptures from the West, and all the equipment and apprentices are sent to your door for nothing.

Chen Tangtang added calmly: "Probably, these are not related to the poor monk."

Taibai: "..."

Taibai: "Master, you are really..."

Walker turned to stare at him.

His tongue froze, and he immediately changed his attitude: "...It's really the style of a saintly monk, and he does everything according to the fate, well, he is indeed an eminent monk who has attained the Tao."

Chen Tangtang lowered his head: "Ashamed and ashamed."

Taibai: "..."

Did you really agree with it?

After walking for a few more days, they came to a valley.

Taibai pointed to the misty valley and said: "This valley is not ordinary, everyone should be careful."

Zheng Sanlang didn't take it seriously: "What's so great about it."

Walker: "Didn't you lose your mana?"

Zheng Sanlang: "But my mind is there."

Walker: "Bah!"

Zheng Sanlang: "Master, look, your apprentice is poohing me!"

Chen Tangtang...pretended not to hear, the two had constant conflicts along the way, and always asked her to judge, she really didn't have the energy, so she had to pretend not to hear.

Huh?Turning a deaf ear to it, he is strong and he is strong, it seems to be a state, the poor monk really has Buddha nature.

Taibai said: "The fog here does not harm the body, but it can arouse people's happiness, anger, love, thought, desire, worry and other distracting thoughts. I hope everyone will not be confused by the fog."

As soon as Taibai turned around, he found that the three of them were distracted, watching the sky and people, and none of them listened to what he said.

Well, then you can figure it out.

The author has something to say: Zheng Sanlang: Next?

Sun Xingzhe: Awesome?

Chen Tangtang: The benevolent sees benevolence, the wise sees wisdom, the lustful sees beauty, and the poor monk knows nothing!