[Journey to the West] The poor monk is a fake monk

When the apprentice came, His Majesty did not call Chen Tangtang to go, but called the princess to go.

Chen Tangtang sat on the stone bench under the tree, waiting for the fruit.

But she waited and waited, but what she waited for was not the news that the apprentice had exposed the identity of the monster, but a few little maids rushed to say that the princess had been molested by her apprentice.

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Why do you still want to laugh when you hear this news at first?

Chen Tangtang knew that this was not the time to laugh, so she stood up and led the way to the scene of the incident with the help of the maid.

As soon as Chen Tangtang stepped into the yard, he noticed that everyone's eyes were on her, and they still had an expression of "becoming the eighth son-in-law of the green hat".

Chen Tangtang looked calm and walked over slowly.

The princess was crying on the king's knee, while her second apprentice, Bajie, was tied up and captured by several soldiers. Both the princess and Bajie looked disheveled.

The king stared at Chen Tangtang with a livid face, and said angrily: "Look at the good apprentice you have taught!"

"Wuuuu, father..." The princess's thin shoulders trembled, and she cried even more sadly.

Chen Tangtang patted his head, looking like a monk Zhang Er was puzzled, and said blankly: "Hey? What happened?"

The king looked at him like a fool, thinking that he was also a victim, and couldn't help showing a pity on his face.

"His Majesty?"

King: "You monk is such a fool, can't you see what's going on?"

Chen Tangtang blinked innocently, clasped his hands together and said, "The poor monk grew up in a temple deep in the mountains. Later, he went to Chang'an and was selected by the king of Tang to come to the West to learn scriptures."

To put it bluntly, she was just a pure and innocent little white flower, the kind who didn't even notice that she was cheated on.

The king was so angry with him, "You..."

He pointed at her and trembled for a long time, not knowing what to scold.

The king suddenly thought of something, and directly threw the document beside him, "Get out! Get out of my capital, I don't want to see you again!"

"Father!" The rabbit spirit pretending to be a princess wailed fiercely.

The king said angrily: "This time I can't let you go, look at the monk you recruited, it seems that his brain is not working well, maybe..."

The Rabbit Spirit hurriedly interrupted the king's words. He covered his face with his sleeves and cried, "But my daughter is like this now... and she can't marry anyone else..."

At this time, Chen Tangtang has come to Bajie.

She didn't say anything, just looked at him.

Bajie said softly: "Your disciple is worthy of his master and his conscience. Doesn't the master believe it?"

Although he smiled, his eyes were full of uneasiness.

Seeing that his calm expression could no longer be maintained, Chen Tangtang stretched out his hand and patted his head lightly, and said in a low voice, "What are you thinking about, can my teacher not trust you?"

"Do you know where your elder brother and the others went?"

Ba Jie: "The serving eunuch treated us separately, but I didn't expect the princess to have such an idea."

He motioned Chen Tangtang to get closer.

Chen Tangtang moved closer, his lips pressed against her ear and said: "I was admiring the flowers in the yard, but this princess came over suddenly, she first pulled my clothes, and waited for me to throw her aside , she fell to the ground and tore her clothes again, screaming while tearing."

Chen Tangtang: "This..."

What is this princess doing for? She is obviously a man, so she has to blame Bajie for molesting and insulting him.

Bajie was nervous: "Master doesn't believe it? I, I can swear!"

Chen Tangtang hurriedly comforted him: "You misunderstood..."

"What? Ask me to marry this pig!" A high-pitched voice exploded.

Chen Tangtang and Bajie looked at each other, and immediately looked in the direction of the princess and the king.

The king said with a stern face: "Now is not the time for you to mess around. So many people are watching. Do you want your princess Qingyu? Now that it's done, the two of you can get married. Fortunately, it's just that you and When a monk gets married, he doesn't say which monk he is married to, whether he is a disciple or a master, there is still time to change."

The king glanced at Chen Tangtang, "At least that apprentice seems to be much smarter than his master."

Bajie: "..."

Sitting at home with nothing to do, the pot comes from the sky.

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Your Majesty, although this is deliberately pretended by the poor monk...but it is a bit too much for you to say so.

Before Chen Tangtang could reply, Rabbit Spirit went berserk.

"Father, I don't agree, even if I die!"

Rabbit Spirit turned his head and gave Bajie a hateful look, "If you dare to let me marry him, I will dare to make myself a widow that day!"

The king was so angry with the princess, he slammed the chair and said angrily, "Bold!"

Chen Tangtang and Bajie watched from the sidelines.

Rabbit Spirit stared at the king, his eyes slowly turning from black to red.

Bajie whispered: "So the princess is a monster."

The king was also frightened by this change. He stood up and looked at the princess, but when he saw the color of the princess' eyes changed, he fell back to his seat.

"You...what's the matter with you? Your eyes..." He kept trying to move back, but he only moved the chair.

"My eyes?" Rabbit spirit touched it, and smiled again: "Oh, it seems to be exposed, so I don't have to bear it anymore, I am really tired of you idiot, and I have to play with you every day." Now I finally don't have to endure the drama of fatherly kindness and daughterly filial piety!"

As he said that, Yutu turned around in place, and instantly changed from the appearance of the princess to his own appearance.

Everyone present was stunned by this turn of events, and Bajie took the opportunity to escape from the guards' grasp.

He looked at Yutu's face, and gave a soft "hmm", as if he was old.

Yutu kicked the king aside, staring at Bajie with cold eyes.

Bajie smiled gently, "You look as if you have enmity with me?"

Yutu sneered and said, "Of course there is a grudge. I have laid out so many schemes, but you can still escape. How about you? Or should I say..."

When his eyes touched Chen Tangtang, he left quickly, "...Or do you mean that you followed a good master?"

Bajie took a step forward, blocking Chen Tangtang behind him.

"This matter has nothing to do with my master, you don't have to involve her."

Yutu sneered, "It's all your fault, and it had nothing to do with her originally, but since she became your master, it has a lot to do with it."

Chen Tangtang peeked out a head from behind Bajie and looked at Yutu, but Yutu seemed to be avoiding her gaze and refused to look back.

Chen Tangtang chuckled in his heart.

This monster seems to have gone through the "torture" in the house, and now it is very afraid of the poor monk.

Bajie: "Is the matter of Gao Laozhuang related to you?"

Yutu: "You guessed it right, I just want you to eat well, sleep well, ruin your reputation, and everyone shouts and beats you no matter where you go!"

Bajie's pretty eyebrows frowned, and his peach blossom eyes were full of doubts, "I don't know when exactly did I have an enmity with you?"

Gao Laozhuang?

Chen Tangtang lowered his eyes, and suddenly remembered what happened in Gaolaozhuang. At that time, everyone pointed the finger at Bajie, but later realized that it was someone else's mistake. It turned out that the real culprit was here.

Jade Rabbit...

She also thought of the Chang'e she had met when she ascended to heaven a few times...

Chen Tangtang said something inexplicably, "Could it be for Chang'e?"

Jade Rabbit paused for a moment, his expression was very telling.

Bajie looked back at Chen Tangtang in a panic, "Master, you don't know that Chang'e is a man..."

"The teacher knows."

"Teacher will never have any emotional entanglements with him that go beyond men and women."

"For the teacher to understand."

"So, everything in the scriptures is false!"

"I believe in you as a teacher."

It was only at this moment that Bajie realized what Chen Tangtang had said, his heart suddenly fell apart, and he was completely captured by her.

Chen Tangtang smiled and patted him on the shoulder, "Don't think wildly."

Bajie took a reassuring pill, turned his head again, and prepared to concentrate on dealing with this monster.

But Yutu's face turned livid, "You made Chang'e unhappy, as his good brother, of course I want to avenge him?"

Bajie was confused, "What do you mean? Why did I annoy him?"

Yutu: "Hmph, you've done all the dirty things, and now you're putting on such an innocent look to deceive your master."

How come the poor monk is involved again?

Chen Tangtang blinked innocently.

Bajie spread his hands, "You might as well speak clearly today, so that you won't frame me by stripping yourself naked in the future."

Jade Rabbit's face darkened.

He is really out of his mind, with so many means of revenge, why did he choose this one!

Jade Rabbit: "Chang'e is the most beautiful woman in the fairy world without you."

Bajie: "Isn't it? I remember Erlang God is stronger than Chang'e... Well, well, pretend I didn't say it."

"He was pursued and loved by countless fairies."

"However, you appeared. You stole all the limelight from Fairy Chang'e, and forcibly reduced him to your foil. All the fairies who pursued him in the past fell into your arms."

Bajie waved his hands while looking at Chen Tangtang's face, "I have to make this clear, I didn't hug them, I never hugged them, I refused them all, what kind of love is a fairy, it's so troublesome."

Just as Yutu was about to nod, he suddenly realized his position. He raised his voice, "Stop making excuses!"

Bajie sighed.

"In short, you made Fairy Chang'e the laughing stock of the whole heaven, and let her wash her face with tears all day long..."

Bajie interrupted again, "Isn't it? The gods all over the sky seem to be very busy, do you have time to pay attention to this? Besides, I haven't seen her cry before."

Jade Rabbit: "Are you Chang'e Fairy? What do you know!"

There's really not much to say about short-term people.

"The most outrageous thing is that you insulted Fairy Chang'e after one day of drunkenness."

"Huh?" Eight Rings looked at himself in disbelief.

"Yes, you were the one who insulted my Fairy Chang'e that day."

Bajie said righteously: "I want to declare again that your Fairy Chang'e is a man, and I don't like men."

Bajie smiled slightly, "Isn't Fairy Chang'e secretly in love with me?"

Jade Rabbit: "You fart!"

Only then did he explain the situation that day. It turned out that Ba Jie drank too much wine at the flat peach feast that day, and when he saw Fairy Chang'e passing by, he covered his nose and said, "It's a foul smell."

Fairy Chang'e was hit so badly that she felt she had lost face. Yutu couldn't stand it anymore, so she wanted to go down to earth to settle accounts with Bajie.

Bajie said, "Is there such a thing? I don't even remember."

At this moment, Sun Xingren and others who were taken away earlier rushed over when they saw that something was wrong.

Sun Xingzhe took a look with sharp eyes, well, a monster was rude to his master, so he directly picked up the Ruyi golden cudgel and threw it at the jade rabbit.

Jade Rabbit is not vegetarian...

Why?Jade Rabbit seems to be vegetarian.

Fangzheng didn't care what was going on, Yutu took out a stick, and rushed over with a greater passion than anyone else's stick...

Chen Tangtang covered his ears and said to Ao Lie: "If you really can't see it, go and help your senior brother, don't explain it here anymore."

The poor monk feels that his ears have been insulted by you.

Ao Lie said with a smile: "Eldest brother alone is enough, I won't join in the fun."

Eight rings held the stick in Yutu's hand and said: "Master, don't underestimate this stick. Although it looks thin and short, it is very useful."

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Why does the poor monk feel that apprentice, you are talking dirty to the poor monk?

Sha Wujing asked: "What is easy to use?"

With one hand, Bajie circled the index finger and thumb to form a small hole, and with the other hand, he measured the shape of a stick and pounded it in twice.

Ao Lie: "Poof—"

Sha Wujing: "Ahem——"

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Bajie said solemnly: "What are you all thinking about! I'm talking about the pestle used by the Jade Rabbit to pound medicine."

Not to mention that his actions made the onlookers cough again and again, even the two who did not forget to take a peek while fighting in the sky almost fell from the sky.

Yutu roared: "Bajie, you big pig's hoof!"

Bajie waved his trotters and smiled slightly, "Jade Rabbit, don't be distracted."

Sun Xingzhe couldn't help it anymore, "Shut up, idiot!"

The Jade Rabbit, who was more distracted than Sun Xingzhe, caught Sun Xingzhe's stick with his face, and then fell headfirst into the mud.

Ao Lie: "Tsk tsk, as expected, the big brother's stick is even better."

Chen Tangtang covered his face and complained softly: "Stop talking."

Just as Sun Xingzhe chased him down and was about to continue beating him, there was a sudden sound from the sky——

"My lord, stop!"

When everyone heard the reputation, they saw a beautiful fairy standing on a colorful cloud.

Chen Tangtang: "Chang'e Fairy."

Fairy Chang'e smiled at her, and then waved to the jade rabbit whose face was smashed and disfigured. The jade rabbit turned into a big white rabbit, and glared at Chen Tangtang with his red eyes.

Chen Tangtang rubbed his nose, feeling baffled.

Fairy Chang'e: "The Jade Rabbit is naughty, it's troublesome for everyone, so I'll slip away first...cough, let's go first."

"Wait." Bajie called out two people.

Yutu: "What do you want to do?"

Bajie smiled bitterly, and said softly, "Actually, your revenge has already succeeded."

Jade Rabbit: "What did you say?"

"When you were in Gao Laozhuang, you cursed me to fall in love with someone who would never love me..."

Jade Rabbit: "Ah, you... hum, I... am not..."

He glanced at Chen Tangtang, his eyes almost turned into two lovesickness beans.

Fairy Chang'e: "Alright, it's getting late."

"Wait!" Sun Xingzhe stopped him with a stick, "Is it so simple?"

Yutu held his bleeding nose, "What else do you want?"

Sun Xingzhe glanced at Chen Tangtang, raised his golden eyebrows, "Keep Mao!"

Fairy Chang'e: "Huh?"

Jade Rabbit: "Huh?"

In the end, Fairy Chang'e slipped away with the Jade Rabbit, and Chen Tangtang held a writing brush made of rabbit hair in his hand, with a smile on his face and a happy heart.

"Xingzhe really understands the mind of being a teacher."

Sun Xingzhe stretched his waist, and said with satisfaction: "I have been with Master for so long, and if I still don't understand what Master said, then my pair of golden eyes can be cut out."

Ao Lie wondered, "Have you noticed that Chang'e seems to be wrong?"

Sha Wujing nodded.

Bajie seemed to have guessed something, with a smile on his face.

"Hey, what do you know?"

Bajie said slowly: "I can only say that even if I am drunk, I will not insult others at all, I will only tell the truth."

Ao Lie: "You don't mean to say that Fairy Chang'e is really angry?"

Bajie smiled slightly, "I can only say that it's better for men not to wear women's clothing. It's hard to untie it, and it's troublesome to go to the toilet. Moreover, such a long skirt is very cumbersome, if you are not careful..."

Chen Tangtang only felt that the image of the arrogant, narcissistic and beautiful Chang'e fairy in his mind collapsed.

Chen Tangtang was riding on the white dragon horse. When he looked up, he saw Zheng Yulang sitting under the tree.

Zheng Yulang patted his buttocks and got up, smiled and waved to them, "I said, you are really slow, I have been waiting for you here for a long time."

I don't know if it's her illusion, but his face has an almost transparent texture under the sun.

Like a dream bubble...