[Journey to the West] The poor monk is a fake monk

Several people started on the road again. Zheng Yulang pretended to be profound while on the road, pinched his fingers and said slowly: "Elder Tang, there is something I have to tell you."

Chen Tangtang blinked, "Is it about the catastrophe ahead?"

Zheng Yulang: "Oh."

Chen Tangtang was fine, but he startled the disciples.

Sun Xingzhe said coldly, "What are you trying to tell?"

Bajie smiled and said, "Does Master Zheng want to coerce Master to do something?"

Ao Lie: "I knew you were uneasy and kind-hearted."

Sha Wujing: "Yes!"

Zheng Yulang couldn't help but laugh, he didn't do anything so how could he be labeled so many hats.

He gave Chen Tangtang a look, but saw her looking thoughtful.

Zheng Yulang immediately panicked.

"Elder Tang, you don't really believe..."

Chen Tangtang turned his head and looked at him coldly.

Zheng Yulang raised his hand and said helplessly, "I really don't have a good intention."

Everyone was silent for a moment.

Zheng Yulang repeated his words twice before realizing, "No, I mean..."

Ao Lie immediately interrupted him and said: "Master! You heard that, he said that he has no good intentions!"

Zheng Yulang burst out: "Don't be too busy dealing with me, your master will be in trouble soon!"

Several people all looked towards him.

Zheng Yulang smiled and said: "You know, good people like Elder Tang who are taken care of by heaven and under the shadow of Buddha are very popular with monsters."

Chen Tangtang was still puzzled, but the faces of several apprentices were all red.

Zheng Yulang clenched his fists and coughed lightly twice.

Bajie: "Okay, okay, let's eat."

Chen Tangtang kept this matter in mind, and found an opportunity to secretly ask Zheng Yulang.

Zheng Yulang blinked, his eyelashes brushed like a small brush.

"Oh, you really want to know?"

Nonsense, did the poor monk ask you to play?

Zheng Yulang grinned and said, "Okay, then don't be angry when you hear that, whether you are a man or a woman, you are all uh... especially popular with monsters, because it will be of great benefit to them to double cultivate with you."

"what?"

"Whether it is Yuanyang or Yuanyin, it is a great tonic...Of course, you don't have Yuanyang either."

Chen Tangtang didn't hear him finish, turned around and left.

She regretted it, and she shouldn't have come to ask this question.

Zheng Yulang stared at her back, and laughed "puchi".

Chen Tangtang's pace became faster.

That day, several people climbed over the hill and saw a temple in the distance.

Chen Tangtang: "Amitabha, I have a place to stay tonight."

Sun Xingzhe took a closer look and read out the name of the temple - "Bujin Temple".

Chen Tangtang: "Is this the original Savatthi country?"

Ao Lie: "How did Master know?"

Chen Tangtang touched his nose.

Bajie laughed and said: "Although Master is a road idiot, he should have heard of it in Buddhism. It is said that a lonely elder bought this place from the prince with a pavement of gold bricks. He invited the Buddha to give lectures."

Chen Tangtang nodded in relief, "You really work hard."

Ao Lie was furious.

Zheng Yulang said indifferently: "It's nothing, everyone knows it."

Sun Xingzhe who doesn't know looks at the sky.

Ao Lie, who didn't know, looked at the ground.

Sha Wujing, who didn't know, closed his eyes.

Bajie opened the fan, covered his lips and laughed softly.

Chen Tangtang glanced at Zheng Yulang, seemingly dissatisfied.

Zheng Yulang's smile froze.

Do you want to be so biased?

"Forget it, go knock on the door."

Sun Xingzhe went to knock on the door of the temple, and the person who opened the door was a glorious monk.

He saluted Chen Tangtang.

Chen Tangtang explained why he came here, and also explained where he came from.

The monk immediately welcomed him into the door and entertained him with delicious food.

While eating, Zheng Yulang was very inattentive, turning his head around and looking around.

The monk clasped his hands together and said "Amitabha" in a low voice.

Chen Tangtang kicked Zheng Yulang under the table, and he said with a smile: "Sorry, sorry, I have a sensitive nose, and I smell a bit of femininity in the temple, maybe it's my illusion?"

Chen Tangtang narrowed his eyes and looked at him.

Zheng Yulang was taken aback for a moment, and then realized that he had done something wrong again with good intentions.

Zheng Yulang: "I'm not..." talking about you.

Before he finished explaining, the monk sighed and said, "Monks don't lie, there is indeed a woman in our monastery."

"Huh?" Everyone's ears perked up.

Chen Tangtang's eyes lit up suddenly: "Could it be that there are still women who become monks?"

The monk wondered: "Return?"

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Zheng Yulang smiled and said, "Elder Tang means... what else is there? A woman becomes a monk?"

Chen Tangtang nodded repeatedly.

The monk said helplessly: "You have misunderstood, there is no woman as a monk, but..."

The monk sighed, "One day there was a strong wind, and suddenly a beautiful woman came."

Ao Lie immediately yelled, "Are you kidding me? How did you get a woman? Does God know that your temple is crazy about women?"

The monk coughed in embarrassment.

Chen Tangtang warned: "Ao Lie!"

Ao Lie raised his hands and made a childish voice on purpose, "Okay, Master, I was wrong."

Chen Tangtang smiled helplessly, turned his head to the monk of Bujin Temple and said, "I'm sorry, I'm so ignorant, I made it difficult for you."

The monk shook his hands, "This... is the fault of the temple, and it is also the fault of the temple that it was pointed out."

Chen Tangtang clasped his hands together and saluted him.

The monk then talked about the woman who was blown by a gust of evil wind, "The woman said she was the king's princess, but the king's princess in front of her just happened to be waiting in her boudoir, and the poor monk heard her talking nonsense, and came here with a gust of evil wind. So I thought she was a monster and locked her in a secret room. But because of my Buddha's compassion and equality of all beings, I left a small window for her to deliver food."

Sun Xingzhe said coldly: "The princess is imprisoned in the secret room of the temple? Hah."

Knowing that he was thinking of the years under the Five Elements Mountain, Chen Tangtang felt upset, so he patted his hand.

Sun Xingzhe lowered his head, looked at Master's hand, and held it behind his back.

Chen Tangtang said: "Amitabha, the poor monk knows that the elders are not easy, but it is too hasty to identify a woman as a monster."

Chen Tangtang patted Sun Xingzhe on the shoulder, "How about this, the poor monk has a rare ability to see the prototype of a monster at a glance, why don't you ask him to help you?"

The monk scratched his cheek and lowered his hand and said, "To tell the truth, we poured molten iron on the door because we were afraid that the woman might be a monster. I'm afraid it won't open."

Chen Tangtang wanted to say that his apprentices could open it, but he thought that he might not trust them yet.

People in the world often easily believe that a person is a monster, but they are unwilling to believe that a person is not a monster.

human heart.

Chen Tangtang was distressed, but felt a prickly pain on the back of his hand.

Chen Tangtang looked at it immediately, and saw Zheng Yulang's slender fingers gently stroking the spot that he had just pulled red.

When he saw Chen Tangtang noticed him, he immediately raised a smile and wrote "Go to meet the princess" on her palm.

Yes, if the woman here is a princess and not a monster, then the princess in the city must be a monster.

After a short rest overnight, the six of them continued on their way.

Bid farewell to Bujin Temple, descend Baijiao Mountain, pass Jiming Pass, and then arrive at Tianzhu Kingdom.

As soon as the few people entered the city gate, they saw joy in the city.

"Strange, did we catch up with any festival?" Ao Lie asked curiously.

Bajie quietly left the team, came back after a circle, and said, "It's not to celebrate the festival, but we caught up with the day when their princess threw a hydrangea ball to choose a son-in-law."

Sun Xingzhe: "The princess decided so casually to choose the son-in-law?"

Ao Lie: "That's right, I heard that women in the world don't like to play with this anymore."

Chen Tangtang silently listened to the disciples' words, but couldn't shake or ignore one's gaze.

She looked back helplessly.

Zheng Yulang smiled and said, "Do you still remember what I said?"

Chen Tangtang said solemnly: "The benefactor has to say so many things every day, how can the poor monk remember all of them?"

Zheng Yulang: "..."

She patted her ass and left without shame.

Originally, the few of them didn't want to join in the fun, but there were too many people who joined in the fun, and the crowd was turbulent, and they were scattered in a short while.

Several apprentices watched helplessly as their master was surrounded by crowds getting further and further away.

Sun Xingzhe said coldly: "Damn it!"

He was about to use his magical powers immediately, but was stopped by Zheng Yulang.

Sun Xingzhe stared at him fiercely with his golden eyes.

Zheng Yulang said: "You'd better not be too impulsive, there are too many people here, if you startle mortals, your master will be unhappy."

Hearing him mention Master, Sun Xingzhe barely suppressed his temper.

However, after just a few words, Chen Tangtang had disappeared.

Chen Tangtang was also very helpless, he was actually led by this turbulent crowd to the downstairs where the princess was recruiting relatives, and she actually stood in the first row of the crowd.

Shoot the head bird, slip away...

She turned around and wanted to go out, but even though she was pulling desperately like swimming, she couldn't get out at all.

Several young people behind were dissatisfied: "Why are you crowded as a monk? Could it be that you can avoid marrying a few princesses if you squeeze too much?"

The poor monk doesn't want to marry any of them!

Chen Tangtang couldn't squeeze in and didn't want to catch the hydrangea ball, so he had to resort to the trick of covering his face desperately so that the princess would never see him.

There was a loud "haha" jeer from the narrator.

"Did you see it! Did you see it! The monks ran over to try their luck! I think he wants to get the hydrangea. He should not cover his face, but his head."

The ridicule of the people around him grew louder and louder.

Chen Tangtang thought blankly: You know what a ghost, the poor monk finally understood it all the way, it turns out that the poor monk is the reincarnation of the peach blossom tree, the peach blossoms on his body are blooming and thanking, thanking them, endless!

She said indifferently: "Don't laugh, everyone, the poor monk did this to increase your chances of being selected, but if the princess sees the poor monk's face, there is no doubt that the position of the son-in-law belongs to the poor monk."

Even if she is a woman.

Yes, she is that attractive.

The people around laughed and laughed, pointing at Chen Tangtang and yelling: "I've never seen such a thick-skinned monk, okay, let us see, if you can really be a son-in-law, I'll call you grandpa !"

"Haha, if it doesn't work, you can call us grandpa, yo, we're going to have a monk's grandson!"

"when--"

The gong was sounded, and everyone looked up one after another, only to see a colored ball woven with various colored nets flipping a few somersaults in the air and being thrown out.

Such a height, such a rotation, no matter how you look at it, it is thrown backwards, and there is nothing wrong with no one in the front row!

Seeing that there was no hope left, the people beside Chen Tangtang booed: "Sun..."

However, the unspoken voice seemed to be choked by someone.

I saw that the hydrangea that was originally thrown high and far seemed to have braked suddenly in the air, and it fell vertically, and it landed on Chen Tangtang's head.

"Fuck, no!"

The scoffing man's eyes widened.

Chen Tangtang put his head in his hands and squatted down on the ground, hiding in the shadow of a tall man.

The princess that others flock to, she avoids and fears.

It's really attractive... Hate it.