[Journey to the West] The poor monk is a fake monk

The Nine-Headed Insect flicked his sleeves abruptly, and anger appeared on his face: "It's a bunch of nonsense!"

Chen Tangtang looked puzzled.

The Nine-Headed Insect raised its lips and smiled lightly: "The elder is so smart, why don't you just believe it?"

Chen Tangtang said indifferently: "But, the poor monk came all the way, it seems that those monsters who want to eat the poor monk..."

She frowned, as if it was difficult to speak, but in the end she just said: "It's hard to paint a tiger's skin, you know people, you don't know your face..."

Do you not know impotence?

The Nine-Headed Insect showed a mocking smile, but when he turned his gaze, he suddenly thought of a better way.

"Alas—" he lowered his head, pretending to be depressed, and said, "Since the elder already knows about this matter, then I won't hide it anymore."

That's right, in order to live forever, what is a man's face? In order to win the trust of Tang Seng and achieve success, so what if he pretends to be impotent?

Nine-Headed Insect closed her eyes, her thin lips trembled, her eyelashes trembled slightly, and said flatly: "I do have something to hide."

If a man becomes cruel to himself, it is very scary!

Chen Tangtang stared at him dumbfounded, not knowing what to say for a moment.

This is actually true!Really true!

Chen Tangtang, who finally got the definite evidence from the mouth of the monster, only felt that his whole body was not good. He was obviously a woman, and it didn't count that he became a monk.

"Oh..." Chen Tangtang smacked his mouth, and could only say dryly: "Congratulations."

No wonder Princess Halloween is so fierce, no wonder Princess Halloween claims to be a widow, so it is so, so it is!

Even though the Nine-Headed Insect had already made all kinds of psychological preparations, he still couldn't help feeling impetuous when he heard Chen Tangtang's light comforting words.

"The elders don't have such unspeakable secrets like me, how can they know my pain."

A man wanted to pull her to tell her unspeakable secrets, Chen Tangtang put on a gentle and peaceful listener posture, this is what she often used in the temple to deal with the benefactors who asked her to tell her distress, those people took her as a catharsis The only channel, and whether she wants to or not, I can tell her everything, such as cheating on a girlfriend, molesting a friend's wife, infertility, impotence and premature ejaculation...

She didn't expect that she would leave this stall and go on a trip with public funds, and she would go back to her old business today.

When dealing with such a man, you must put on a peaceful expression, and you must not make him feel that you are looking down on him, and you must not be too warm and caring to make him feel that you are too annoying.

Chen Tangtang nodded: "The poor monk really doesn't feel the pain of the benefactor."

For some reason, Nine-Headed Insect's face felt a little hot when she saw her aloof, pointing out men's unspeakable secrets for him.

However, Chen Tangtang's next sentence made his ears turn red even more.

"The poor monk not only has no pain, but also no joy."

What?

Nine-Headed Insect's deep eyes rolled with complex expressions, he hesitated and said, "Could it be that the elder also has some unspeakable secrets."

Chen Tangtang: "... Amitabha."

She didn't answer directly, but Nine-Headed Insect showed a clear expression. No wonder the unparalleled Wansheng Princess tempted her in every possible way, and she was indifferent, which made the princess angry; no wonder he always heard that Tang Seng hurt some monster's heart, but I have never heard of Tang Seng being fascinated by any monster. I thought she was a holy monk who kept her body clean. It turned out that she could not but could not.

The Nine-Headed Insect chuckled in his heart, even if he is a monk, it is impossible for any man to not care about this, right?

Nine-Headed Insect had a regretful expression on his face: "You and I have the same troubles, so we should be friends."

What confidant?Is it a duo of impotence and impotence?

Chen Tangtang choked, and really didn't know what to say.

But Nine-Headed Insect thought that he understood Tang Seng's weakness, so he lowered his eyes and said in a low voice: "Oh, the elder's natural inability is not the same as my acquired inability. I really...are in so much pain that I wish I could die on the spot."

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Why does the poor monk have to sit here and discuss with you whether a man can do it or not.

She was about to get up.

Nine-Headed Insect's slender fingers suddenly pressed her thigh, and pressed her down again.

Chen Tangtang became vigilant.

However, Nine-Headed Insect maintained the posture of kneeling on one knee and talking to her just now, straightened its back, looked at her sadly, and said in a distressed and sad voice, "Elder, elder save me!"

His straight back bent a little bit, and his tight clothes loosened a little bit, as if he was going to kowtow to her.

However, Chen Tangtang felt that before his kowtow came, he would be poked by the strange hair crown on his head.

She hastily stretched out her hand and pressed the Nine-Headed Insect's shoulder: "The benefactor really broke the poor monk."

"Elder...Elder..." His voice was earnest.

Originally, his voice was deep and deep, like a temple bell, and when he said a word, the lingering sound kept scratching his ears, but now his "full of affectionate" voice made Chen Tangtang even more uncomfortable.

"The benefactor, please get up and speak first."

"No, if the elder doesn't agree, I'd rather kneel down forever."

Chen Tangtang pursed his lips tightly.

The Nine-Headed Insect lowered its head, and said in a muffled voice: "I know that my actions will definitely make the elder unhappy, but even if I threaten and beg, I... I also... really have no choice, the elder will It's my last hope."

Chen Tangtang said indifferently: "Benefactor, you might as well get up first before talking. This is in the Bibo Pool, and the air is very damp. If you kneel like this for a long time, I am afraid that the body of the benefactor will not be able to bear it."

She added another sentence: "I heard that most of the man's illnesses are due to excessive Yin Qi..."

The Nine-Headed Insect, which was originally healthy, almost jumped up.

However, things have already progressed to this point, and he can't fall short.

He raised his head again, his eyebrows were drawn into his temples, and his eyes were troubled: "I'm sorry, I take the elder as a confidant, but I have to make my confidant difficult."

He thought over and over again, hesitated and said, "I want to ask the elder for a blind medicine."

He showed a shameful and embarrassed smile: "The medicine that cures my unspeakable secret."

It sounds so good, you just want to eat Tang Monk meat!

Chen Tangtang stared at the yellow flowers on the ground, and asked, "Does the benefactor want to eat Tang's monk meat?"

The Nine-Headed Insect frowned, showing a look of embarrassment, as if it was his flesh that was about to be eaten.

"I... am not... alas—"

He lowered his head and gently took her hand.

After holding it like this, he felt that her palm was so small, like a ball of cotton.

He squeezed subconsciously.

"I'm sorry, I... I just want a little, and I will give you the best medicine for golden sores, and I will also give you the best tonic. I just hope to become a real man."

The Nine-Headed Insect lowered its head deeply.

He carefully summed up the experience and lessons of the previous monsters who hadn't eaten Tang Seng's meat, and he was determined not to tear up his face with Chen Tangtang. He didn't believe that he was so sad and earnest. Would this merciful Tang Seng refuse to scoop out meat and feed him?If she still refuses, he will... just...

"Benefactor." Chen Tangtang held Nine-Headed Insect's hand behind his back, "Actually, I have other methods here, why don't we try them one by one?"

Nine-Headed Insect: "Huh?"

Chen Tangtang held his big hand with two small hands, her fingertips trembled slightly, as if she was restless, but this tingling tremor climbed along the blood vessels towards his heart.

No, this feeling is wrong!

The Nine-Headed Insect violently broke free from his hand.

He looked at his palm in surprise, and then he quickly raised his head, staring at Chen Tangtang in disbelief.

As if he was a big girl whose innocence was taken away by her.

Chen Tangtang asked innocently: "Benefactor? Are you feeling unwell?"

Nine-Headed Insect coughed lightly, and changed the subject: "I don't know what Elder can do? Elder..."

Chen Tangtang sighed, frowned lightly, like a green hill, she whispered: "The poor monk is afraid of pain..."

The lotus fragrance rises and falls, and the pool water is slightly cool.

It wasn't until a little fish without intelligence glanced at the end of his eyes that he suddenly came back to his senses.

"Is that so..." He lowered his head deeply, but his eyes were filled with fear.

what happened to him?

Chen Tangtang pulled out his sleeves and said: "The poor monk here has a elixir from the Supreme Lord, which may be helpful to the benefactor."

Taishang Laojun?

Nine-Headed Insect's eyes lit up.

Sai Weng loses his horse, how can I know it is not a blessing.

Isn't the elixir practiced by Taishang Laojun much more reliable than eating Tang monk's meat?Moreover, taking medicine does not need to bear any karma, which is extremely beneficial to future practice.

He was pleasantly surprised in his heart, but hesitant and embarrassed on his face: "Is this really good? The elixir of Taishang Laojun is a rare treasure."

baby?Didn't the Taishang Laojun grab a handful of aphrodisiacs last time and let her eat and have fun?

If the Taishang Laojun heard Chen Tangtang's slander, he would definitely criticize her: Who would deliberately give you aphrodisiacs? It's all a misunderstanding!Misunderstand!

Chen Tangtang smash it, smash it.

It's a pity that those medicines have been confiscated, otherwise they might have helped this monster.

However, there is still a elixir of unknown effect here.

Chen Tangtang took out the remaining two pills.

The Nine-Headed Insect immediately looked over impatiently.

She saw two elixirs dragging on her limp palm, the colors were very strange, one was pink and the other was silver.

Well, Taishang Laojun is really extraordinary. It is said that the pills he practiced can help people increase their skills. Seeing that the Monkey King is extraordinary, more than half of the reason should be attributed to the pills he ate in the sky.

The Nine-Headed Insect felt itchy in his heart, wishing he could quickly swallow these two pills, maybe he could become a fairy immediately.

Fortunately, his rationality stopped his actions, Nine-Headed Insect said softly: "The elder treats me like this, how can I repay him?"

Just don't make promises.

Chen Tangtang coughed: "Although this is a gift from the Supreme Lord, I don't know the specific effect of this elixir, and I don't know if it is the right medicine for the disease."

The Nine-Headed Insect immediately said: "It's okay, it's okay, it is said that the medicine of Taishang Laojun can cure all diseases, it should be true."

Chen Tangtang looked at him.

He immediately restrained his eager expression and said: "Elder, I am impatient."

"The benefactor has suffered for a long time, and he is anxious at this time, and the poor monk can understand."

The Nine-Headed Insect raised his eyebrows, showing a strange look on his face.

"Then which of these two medicines does the donor want to take?"

So he didn't give him both?

The Nine-Headed Insect was a little disappointed, his ambition urged him to grab the medicine directly, but his rationality told him that he should not conflict with Chen Tangtang, after all, Chen Tangtang knew many gods, and his disciples were also very powerful. , if we build a good relationship, maybe there will be an extra door.

The Nine-Headed Insect pinched his palm, pretending to be indifferent, and said, "I am thankful to have found a good medicine to cure the disease. What else should I choose?"

Chen Tangtang sternly said: "Benefactor, the poor monk warns you that this medicine should not be taken indiscriminately, maybe..."

She thought of the red boy who called Dad everywhere after taking medicine indiscriminately.

However, before she came back to her senses, Nine-Headed Insect snatched the pink pill in her palm. Holding the pill, he raised his eyebrows and said with a smile: "The elder is too nervous, I still trust the elder Your alchemy."

After finishing speaking, he raised his head, swallowed the elixir directly into his mouth, and swallowed it.

Afterwards, he flicked his sleeves and sat beside Chen Tangtang, motionless.

Chen Tangtang was wearing a quilt and looked at him suspiciously.

Did it work?What is the effect of this elixir?

Nine-Headed Insect yawned, and said in a low voice, "I'm a little sleepy, maybe the medicine has kicked in, I'll take a nap first."

After finishing speaking, he took off his shoes, lay down on the white jade bed, tilted his head, and fell asleep.

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Don't you husband and wife treat the poor monk as an outsider?Or are you convinced that the poor monk will not take the opportunity to do something?

Just as Chen Tangtang was thinking, he saw Nine-Headed Insect lying on the bed suddenly flushed and sweating profusely.

Chen Tangtang's heart skipped a beat.

Could this pill also...

At this moment, the Nine-Headed Insect suddenly frowned uncomfortably, and reached out to his chest with his palm, tearing his neckline open.

Immediately afterwards, his feet kicked off the bed and kicked off the socks.

After that, he began to untie his belt with his eyes closed again.

The belt inlaid with gemstones and jade was held between two slender fingers and thrown out of the red silk tent, followed by the coat, trousers, obscene clothes, and obscene trousers...

In the end, he also casually threw that strange hair crown into the distance, and hit a stone not far away with a "Glen".

The clothes he threw out were piled up all over the ground, and inexplicably, the words "remnant flowers and willows" suddenly appeared in Chen Tangtang's mind.

She swallowed dryly, and moved towards the end of the bed with the quilt in her arms. She stared at the Nine-Headed Insect like a sleeping tiger.

Not long after, the tiger yawned and slowly opened his eyes.

He looked startled and satisfied, with a hint of pink at the end of his eyes, clearly after being emotional, those eyes that were always deep and bottomless were also misty at this moment.

He closed his eyes again, revealing that he was still asleep. His side face was resting on his muscular forearm, and his silver hair like a galaxy was scattered on his shoulders and on the bed, adding to his aura.

The water was rippling, and the maple leaves were floating, and he slowly evoked a satisfied smile.

Haitangchun went to bed late, and the beauty was slightly drunk and half awake.

The author has something to say: there will be another update tonight~