[Journey to the West] The poor monk is a fake monk

"Master, is there something wrong?" the six-eared macaque smiled, but stared nervously at Chen Tangtang.

Chen Tangtang glanced at the three people, thought for a while, and said in a low voice, "Uh, what happened to Bajie's eyes?"

Sun Xingzhe, the six-eared macaque pretending to be Sun Xingzhe, blinked, then smiled and stared at Bajie: "Yes, I also want to ask, Second Junior Brother, what's the matter with your eyes?"

He put extra emphasis on the pronunciation of the words "Second Junior Brother".

Fake Bajie glanced at the six-eared macaque.

The six-eared macaque immediately said: "Look at what I do, tell me."

False Bajie had no choice but to say: "Reporting to Master, I just had a sudden eye disease, I was crying when I saw the wind, I had no choice but to cover it with a cloth."

Seeing that they were still staring at him, the gibbon monkey who didn't want to attract attention had to quickly add another sentence: "Don't delay the journey, master don't worry."

Oh, the poor monk is relieved... no wonder!

Chen Tangtang thought to himself: At this time, there are many of them, and she is alone, so she should not annoy them, it is better to continue to play tricks.

She nodded: "Okay, let's go on the road then."

Chen Tangtang stood in front of the white horse he got from nowhere, and the three of them stared at her blankly.

After watching for a while, the six-eared macaque urged: "Why doesn't Master get on the horse?"

Although it's an empty promise, the poor monk is still upset, and really wants to torment you.

Chen Tangtang said indifferently: "Disciple, if you don't come to help the poor monk, the poor monk won't get on the horse."

The three of them looked at each other, and both Fake Bajie and Fake Drifting took a step back.

The six-eared macaque had no choice but to come forward: "Then I will help Master."

Chen Tangtang nodded slightly: "Then kneel down."

"what?"

Chen Tangtang's expression was more innocent than his: "Don't Xingzhe come in the same way as before?"

The six-eared macaque gritted his teeth: "Success."

As he spoke, he half-kneeled in front of the white horse, using his knees and thighs as Chen Tangtang's riding stool.

Chen Tangtang said aggrievedly: "In the past, you always knelt on your knees, alas, whatever."

She flicked her sleeves and stepped on his thigh.

At this time, the faint fragrance of lotus came along with her movements, directly piercing into his nose.

The six-eared macaque felt that the place she stepped on instantly became hot, and his legs became limp, as if his legs, which could support a mountain, could not support her weight.

Chen Tangtang's other foot was off the ground, he was holding the saddle with both hands, and was about to get on the horse.

The six-eared macaque looked up subconsciously, and saw her soft and white wrist in the wide sleeve. There were a few Buddhist beads on that wrist. The wooden Buddhist beads were slightly sunk into her skin, leaving little red marks, like Plum blossoms in the snow are like the hickey marks of a beauty on rice paper.

Suddenly, his whole body lost strength.

Chen Tangtang, who was mounting his horse with "Heng Chi Hum Chi", found that his height had dropped a little bit, and eventually, he returned to his original height standing on flat ground.

Chen Tangtang looked at the soles of his feet, and saw that the six-eared macaque pretending to be Sun Xingzhe fell to the ground, with his eyes and mouth open, as if his soul had come out of his body.

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Don't use the poor monk's face to make such a look, you will lose the reputation of Monkey King!

Chen Tangtang asked impatiently, "What are you doing?"

The six-eared macaque was still in a state of bewilderment and did not answer.

Chen Tangtang looked at the fake Bajie and the fake Drifting Monk beside him: "Is your elder brother out of his body?"

The fake Sha Wujing shook his head and said in a low voice, "His soul is still there."

"I think..." Fake Bajie calmly pointed at Chen Tangtang's feet, "Master, it's better to come down first, you are like this...he really can't bear it."

Chen Tangtang looked at the soles of her feet again, and found that as he fell, the soles of her feet slipped, and now she was stepping on his thigh.

Chen Tangtang: "...Sorry."

She jumped down quickly and rubbed the soles of her shoes on the grass, as if she had stepped on something dirty.

Seeing that a few people were not on the road, the bored white horse had already started eating grass.

Sha Wujing kept a straight face and said solemnly: "How long will this be delayed? Let me do it."

He came to Chen Tangtang's side, blocking out all the sunlight like a hill.

Chen Tangtang raised his head, but saw that he still had a face as motionless as a puppet.

This feeling... Could it be that the person pretending to be Sha Wujing is the one she saw just now?

The fake Sha Wujing bent down, reached her waist with a big hand, grabbed her waist directly with one powerful move, and lifted her up.

Chen Tangtang opened his eyes wide and looked down at him. I don't know if it was her illusion, but his motionless face seemed to be a little gentler.

Immediately afterwards, her crotch was hot.

Chen Tangtang realized that he had already got on the white horse.

The fake Sha Wujing kicked the six-eared macaque casually, and said flatly, "Let's go."

The six-eared macaque regained consciousness: "Oh... ah!"

The six-eared macaque pretending to be Sun Xingzhe glanced at Chen Tangtang in a daze, then turned his head vigorously.He stumbled and said, "Go... let's go!"

False Bajie took the reins of the white horse.

The fake Sha Wujing took up the burden.

The fake Sun Walker also ran to the front of the team.

However, none of them moved, just staring blankly at the three forked roads ahead.

Chen Tangtang: "Let's go."

The six-eared macaque scratched its ears: "Well...Master, I will test you, which way should we go?"

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Can your grass-roots team really go to the west?

Chen Tangtang clasped his hands together and said, "Amitabha, as a teacher, I don't know the way, but it must be right to go west."

Fake Bajie frowned: "Not necessarily?"

Six-eared macaque: "Then which way do you think we should go?"

False Bajie: "Sorry, I'm blind and can't see clearly."

Six-eared macaque: "..."

At this time, you are pretending to be blind!

The six-eared macaque stared at Monk Fake Sha angrily: "What about you? Tell me, which way should we go?"

Fake Sha Wujing said slowly: "I'm Lu Chi, do you really want to listen to me?"

"……never mind."

The six-eared macaque looked at Chen Tangtang in despair.

Chen Tangtang rubbed his chin and gave them a good idea: "Why don't we throw a stone? Whichever way the stone falls, we will go that way?"

Six-eared macaque: "Master, are you serious?"

Fake Sha Wujing looked indifferent: "Good idea."

Six-eared macaque: "Forget it, forget it. If I don't listen to you, I'll choose one myself."

His fingers clicked on several roads, and finally chose the middle one.

So, Chen Tangtang went on the road together with her fake apprentices.

However, it didn't take long for them to find that they were back where they were.

False Bajie: "It is true that you have returned to the original place. You can see that the grass still has the mark of you lying down."

An angry six-eared macaque: "Hi!"

Chen Tangtang couldn't help feeling deeply worried about his future and destiny.

"Teacher, do you really know the way?"

The six-eared macaque waved his hands, and finally lost face: "Ah, yes, I just don't know the way!"

He raised his neck, his cheeks flushed.

Fake Bajie was speechless, and after a while, he said in a muffled voice: "You are always like this, you never have a plan for doing things, this time it was just a whim, we insist..."

"Hey, hey, hey!" He immediately raised his voice, and kept peeking at Chen Tangtang nervously.

Fake Bajie raised his hand, signaling that he would not speak any more.

The fake Sha Wujing said blankly: "What's wrong with you? Are you uncomfortable?"

Who is he talking to?

The gibbon monkey and the six-eared macaque who played the role of fake Bajie looked at each other before they turned their attention to Chen Tangtang.

I saw Chen Tangtang covering his face with his hands, not knowing what he was doing.

"Not really, it's okay to be a teacher." Chen Tangtang replied.

The poor monk just didn't expect that none of the four of us knew the way, so what scriptures should we learn and what west heaven we should go to!

You guys still pretend to be good disciples of the poor monk with this level of knowing the way. Are the monsters nowadays less and less self-aware?

At this moment, the white horse who was annoyed by them swayed its tail, put down its hooves, and set foot on the far right road.

The four of them stared at the white horse silently, to see where the white horse would lead them.

After walking for about half a day, they actually walked out of the forest and embarked on a broad road.

Chen Tangtang couldn't help saying with emotion: "Look, even a horse can know the way better than you."

How dare we monsters be shameless for saying such things!

Fake Bajie raised his hand, but was hugged by the six-eared macaque.

The six-eared macaque lowered his voice: "Don't."

Bran-armed monkey: "Are you really going to follow her to learn Buddhist scriptures?"

The six-eared macaque scratched its ears: "It's quite interesting, let's take a look first."

Brachial monkey: "I don't have time to accompany you..."

Six-eared macaque: "Oh, then I won't return the baby I borrowed from you."

Bran-armed monkey: "...you are ruthless."

He turned his head, as if he didn't want to look at the six-eared macaque again.

The six-eared macaque looked at the red-tailed horse monkey again, but the red-tailed horse monkey didn't say anything, but his serious walking looked like a walking puppet.

The corner of the six-eared macaque's mouth twitched: "Can't you walk well?"

The Chijiri Mahou pretending to be Sha Wujing did not quarrel with him, but instead gave a serious "Oh", and then he bent down, lowered his hands, and pressed his palms to the ground, as if he wanted to use his limbs to fight. walk.

Six-eared macaque: "That's not what I meant!"

"Get up quickly, what does this look like!"

While talking, the six-eared macaque wanted to arrest him.

But this time Chijima Monkey seemed to be confronting him, keeping his hands on the ground, motionless, and asked puzzledly: "You want me to be like this for a while, and you want me to be like that for a while, what do you want from me? "

The six-eared macaque gritted its teeth; "You did it on purpose!"

Chijiri Mahou looked confused.

"Get up!"

At this moment, Chen Tangtang just turned around, and saw the fake Sha Wujing pressing his hands and feet on the ground, and the fake Sun Xingzhe behind him was pressing his waist, and the two made a gesture that she didn't understand .

Now the two froze at the same time.

Six-eared macaque: "No, don't get me wrong..."

Chen Tangtang immediately turned his head.

sin!sin!Have these goblins gone to any lengths to tarnish the reputation of her disciples?

Amitabha……

The white horse under her crotch may have sensed her grief and indignation, so it neighed suddenly, kicked its hooves aside, and started to gallop quickly.

Bran-armed monkey: "Oops!"

He hurried to catch up.

The six-eared macaque and the red-tailed horse monkey didn't dare to delay, and rushed to catch up.

However, this horse seemed to be possessed by a fairy horse, and it ran so fast that the three of them could barely catch up behind them.

The six-eared macaque couldn't help asking: "Where did you find this horse? Could it be that it came down from Heaven?"

Brachial Monkey: "I didn't find it."

Hearing that it was the Chijiri Horse Monkey who found it, the Six-Eared Macaque's heart skipped a beat.

Chijiri Horse Monkey said coldly: "Ah, it was me. I picked up this horse as soon as I got off the mountain."

Six-eared macaque: "Fuck, you dare to use it like that! You can find the horse you need as soon as you get off the mountain, and you also bring your own saddle. There are no weird things here, only ghosts!"

Chijiri Mahou said solemnly: "I've seen it, and there are no ghosts."

Knowing that you are proficient in Yin and Yang, who the hell told you this.

The gibbon monkey interrupted the two: "Do you feel that it's getting hotter?"

Six-eared macaque: "Ah? Didn't we run away?"

Chijiri Horse Monkey nodded: "Maybe the horse ran in the wrong direction. We headed south, so it's getting hotter."

The gibbon monkey was speechless by the stupidity of his two brothers: "I beg you two to open your eyes and take a good look around you!"

"Around? What happened around?" The six-eared macaque looked around.

The author has something to say: I know that the name Chijiri Mahou has too many flaws, but the original work is like this, and I can't help it! QQ

Please try not to bring in the images of the original works, and believe that since they are monsters, they must have a way to look better!