[Journey to the West] The poor monk is a fake monk

Just as he was about to make a move, he was stopped by Chen Tangtang again.

"How will the Xian family deal with this monster?"

The big rooster with colorful tail raised its head and said: "The holy monk must not be too merciful. The crimes he committed are enough to cause him to die thousands of times."

Chen Tangtang looked down at her waist, pretending that he was just an ordinary decorative scorpion. In order to pretend to be more similar, his body shrunk a lot.

Seeing her looking at him, the tail of the poisonous scorpion curled up cutely.

Chen Tangtang said in a low voice: "The poor monk encountered many monsters along the way. If the poor monk has a master and converts, his life will be safe. If the poor monk wants to protect him..."

"Master!" Sun Xingzhe reacted greatly, "This is absolutely impossible. The reason why the first few monsters let go is because they didn't..."

He gritted his teeth bitterly: "I caught a little monster before, and I recruited them all. He did a lot of disrespectful things to Master in the cave."

Chen Tangtang looked at Sun Xingzhe, and saw a small patch of oppressive blackness appearing in his gilded eyes.

Ba Jie stood up, and it was rare that he didn't argue with the senior brother, but said to Chen Tangtang: "The senior brother is right, master, don't let this apprentice go."

Ao Lie said angrily: "Master, why are you so kind to this stinky scorpion? Could it be that Master treats him..."

The poisonous scorpion flicked its tail happily, as if he was not some poison, but a well-behaved and harmless puppy.

The darkness in Sun Xingzhe's eyes became more intense: "Master!"

"Master, this demon cannot be left behind." Bajie said with serious eyes.

Ao Lie said eagerly: "Master, we are really doing it for your own good."

Chen Tangtang remained silent, with a peaceful face, she looked towards her last disciple, Sha Wujing.

Sha Wujing thought for a while, stepped forward and stood behind Chen Tangtang, and said calmly, "I will obey Master."

Ao Lie was so angry that he kicked the sand on the ground: "Sycophant! Traitor!"

"What's the meaning of this?" Chen Tangtang looked at his apprentice, "What did you guys secretly discuss behind your back?"

Startled, Ao Lie immediately stumbled and said, "No, it's nothing!"

His panicked appearance didn't look like nothing.

Chen Tangtang: "Huh? It turns out that the disciples also have a little secret, and they refuse to tell the teacher."

Ao Lie scratched his silver hair violently, his eyes rolled wildly, and he looked at Bajie for help.

Bajie only thinks that this little junior brother is really not good enough for success, and more than bad for failure.

He exhaled lightly, and said with a smile: "Master, what are you talking about? If we want to hide Master, it is to protect Master. After all, Master is the closest person to us. We only hope that Master can It's safe and sound."

His words were gentle, his attitude was friendly, and he moved with emotion, which made Chen Tangtang dispel his doubts.

"...However," he changed the subject, "this monster is too poisonous, and it's hard for us to stop him. Moreover, he even dared to sting the Tathagata, which shows that he has a bad heart and is extremely stubborn."

Sun Xingzhe blinked, feeling that he was pointing at Sang and scolding Huai: "Second Junior Brother, what are you talking about?"

Bajie smiled softly: "Of course, senior brother has also been stubborn, but now he has corrected himself."

Ao Lie said in a low voice, "That's not necessarily true."

Bajie kicked his calf: "You are the only one who talks too much."

Ao Lie pursed his lips and stopped talking.

Chen Tangtang: "What if he also changes his ways?"

Bajie sighed, leaned into Chen Tangtang's ear and whispered: "Master, he can't stay, he has offended Tathagata to death, if you stay, you can't guarantee what will happen in the future."

Facing Bajie's admonition, Chen Tangtang just sighed.

Star Officer Pleiades shook his head, and said: "You apprentices really have big ideas. Your master is not an ordinary person. Don't put common sense on her."

He stared at Chen Tangtang with a pair of pitch-black corns, and said solemnly: "Just do what you want, what your apprentices said is righteous, but who doesn't have their own little thoughts, hum!"

Chen Tangtang stared at him with shining eyes, and said softly, "Thank you."

Serious big cocks are just too cute!What's more, the feathers on his body are so dense and shiny that it looks like it has been oiled, making it look very tactile.

Chen Tangtang put his hands behind his back and scratched his palms.

Bajie chuckled: "Xing Guan is really... Master, I can only say that the only one who really wishes you well is your apprentice."

The big rooster sneered, and his expression became more serious.

Chen Tangtang looked down at the poisonous scorpion hanging on his waist, and said indifferently: "Now there are only two roads in front of the poisonous... benefactor, one is death, and the other is to enter the Buddhist gate and reform. ,restart."

The big rooster shook the bright red crown on its head and turned into a human again.

Because there is no suppression of the original form, the poisonous scorpion also turned into a human form.

The poisonous scorpion that had turned into a human was kneeling on the ground, with its arms around her waist, and its cheeks pressed tightly against her lower abdomen.

"Ah! What is this guy doing!" Ao Lie exploded, he immediately rushed forward, raised his foot and kicked at the monster.

The monster suddenly lowered its head, put its palms on the ground, and kowtowed to Chen Tangtang, and Ao Lie kicked him in the air.

Chen Tangtang looked at Ao Lie with disapproval.

Ao Lie's face flushed red all of a sudden.

He turned away.

The nasty monster made him embarrass himself in front of his master.

The poisonous scorpion kowtowed to Chen Tangtang twice again: "I beg the holy monk to save me."

Chen Tangtang smiled slightly: "Okay, you will find your way back when you lost your way, and that poor monk will shave you."

"Huh?" He was surprised, "But, didn't you all..."

Bajie immediately understood Master's thoughts, he smiled and said, "Are you repenting?"

Sun Xingzhe played tricks with the golden cudgel: "It's just right, I'll send him to the Western Paradise of Ultimate Bliss!"

Ao Lie snorted and said with a smile: "Let this guy be more arrogant... I'm afraid he won't be able to go to the Paradise, but will only go to hell?"

The poisonous scorpion could not retreat, he gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, shave your head, shave your head, I want you to do it yourself."

He raised his head, Chen Tangtang's figure was reflected in his venomous eyes, her cold and indifferent figure seemed to be dissolved by the poison in his eyes.

Chen Tangtang took the razor from the disciples with a smile on his face, and began to shave off the poisonous scorpion's hair one by one.

The poisonous scorpion glanced at the four apprentices, and deliberately asked Chen Tangtang with malicious intentions: "Am I going to call you master?"

Bajie narrowed his eyes, hooked his finger, and a white light popped out.

The poisonous scorpion spirit who was sitting obediently suddenly trembled inexplicably, and the tragedy just happened——

Chen Tangtang slipped his hand, and directly cut a long wound on his head with the razor, causing blood to splash straight out.

The poisonous scorpion rolled his eyes, and immediately fell to the ground, the blood on top of his head was still bubbling out, forming a small puddle under his body.

Everyone was dumbfounded.

My god, shaving the head and shaving people to death?It's really an early morning bliss!

Ao Lie moved his mouth several times before he managed to find his own voice: "Master, Master killed someone!"

Sun Xingzhe said: "Shut up, what does it matter..."

Bajie immediately covered his eyes, and tried his best to show what it means to tell lies with open eyes: "I was blinded by the sand just now, and I didn't see anything."

Sha Wujing immediately looked up at the sky.

Sun Xingzhe carried the golden cudgel on his shoulder and looked at the only outsider meaningfully.

Star Officer Pleiades stared blankly: "You..."

He looked at Chen Tangtang, but saw that Chen Tangtang was holding a razor stained with blood, and there was blood splashed on her face. Her expression was innocent and pure, her temperament was cold and ascetic, like a Buddha who had fallen into a demon. In general, it exudes a strange and charming charm.

Star Officer Pleiades took a step back unconsciously, and raised the wat board in his hand to shield his face.

"Holy Monk, are you just watching your disciples behave like this?"

"Ah?" Chen Tangtang regained consciousness in a trance, suddenly a colorful Buddha's light flashed above her head, she murmured: "Life and death are nothing more than a spring and autumn dream, the poor monk seems to have realized it."

Star Officer Pleiades suddenly raised his head, but saw that the Buddha's light above her head almost dyed half of the sky.

What a spirituality this is, that she has...

"Congratulations Sanzang." A gentle congratulation came from the sky, and after a while, the incarnation of Guanyin floated down from the floating clouds with a fish basket in his hand and long hair hanging behind him.

"Guanyin!" Sun Xingzhe stopped in front of Guanyin very quickly, frowned and said, "Guanyin, you came just in time, I accidentally killed a monster, what do you think?"

Chen Tangtang looked at Sun Xingzhe in surprise.

Is this what he wants to take on?

Ao Lie immediately said: "There is me!"

Sha Wujing: "I did it too."

Bajie smiled and stepped forward, separated Guanyin with his brothers, and protected the master behind him: "I also have a part in it, but this monster once plotted against the Buddha and the master, even if he didn't It’s okay to be careful and kill him, right?”

Avalokitesvara was holding the fish basket, and the expression on her face was still compassionate and gentle, as if she already knew what they were doing.

Star Officer Pleiades turned his head, and said calmly: "There is also my fault here, and I will report it to the Jade Emperor in the future."

Avalokitesvara's smile became more gentle: "Surely Sanzang has formed a lot of good relationships."

"Amitabha." Chen Tangtang put his palms together, stepped forward, and said calmly, "Everything is the fault of the poor monk."

"Master! Don't be stupid!" Ao Lie shouted immediately.

Bajie frowned.

Sun Xingzhe held the golden cudgel tightly.

Sha Wujing moved quietly, blocking Chen Tangtang behind him.

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Disciples, you think too much!My teacher's intuition tells me that this is just a false alarm

Avalokitesvara said softly: "Sanzang really taught some good disciples, but this matter is not what you think."

Chen Tangtang remained calm and said in his heart: Sure enough.

Avalokitesvara raised her hand, as if a ray of light shot into the body of the poisonous scorpion spirit, the scorpion spirit trembled and got up again.

As soon as he stood up, he looked at Chen Tangtang, and then touched his head, but he felt blood all over his head.

Scorpion essence: "..."

Fuck, I was beaten by someone, right?

"What's going on here?" Scorpion Jing frowned, looking confused.

Chen Tangtang glanced behind him.

The scorpion spirit turned back immediately, only to see a bloody razor falling alone not far away.

He stared at the razor on the ground for a while, and asked with a complicated expression: "Tang Tang, are you going to shave off my whole head? Your shaving is really terrible, no wonder you master and apprentice have hair."

"Amitabha, the poor monk just lost his hand for a while, lost his hand for a while."

"So it seems that this is your first time?" His eyes suddenly burst into joy.

Chen Tangtang nodded in shame.

The scorpion spirit held his face and laughed foolishly: "That's great, I got your first time, hey, is this the so-called first blood?"

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Donor, do you want face?

Everyone: "..."

Pooh!

Chen Tangtang turned around and said to Guanyin: "The poor monk seems to have accidentally made his head stupid."

Guanyin smiled: "It has nothing to do with you, his brain is born with few tendons."

Chen Tangtang opened his eyes wide and said, "You...did you say something just now?"

Guanyin's smile became more gentle and compassionate: "You may have heard wrong, I didn't say anything."

The Scorpion Spirit, who was elated because he got the "first time", didn't notice the existence of Guanyin until then.

His pupils shrank, and he subconsciously put on a defensive posture.

Avalokitesvara said: "Sanzang shaved you, and you have entered my door. The Buddha wanted to punish you for a small punishment, so he let you fake death once, so that you can know the weight of your life and stop hurting others indiscriminately. Do you understand?"

Is that so?Is it all arranged by the Buddha?

Xie Zijing glanced at Chen Tangtang and nodded.

"Okay, your mind is unstable and needs to be tempered, so follow me back first."

"Wait, I'm not a refuge..." Xie Zijing looked at Chen Tangtang, Chen Tangtang nodded to him, and he agreed reluctantly.

Forget it, forget it, for Tang Tang's sake, let's listen to Guanyin first.

Huh?Is this the "wives sing and husbands follow?"

hey-hey--

The scorpion spirit couldn't help being complacent again.

Are you really mentally ill?

Chen Tangtang fumbled in his sleeve, took out several emerald green pills and handed them to Guanyin.

Guanyin: "..."

I don't know if his eyes were dazzled, but for a moment, Chen Tangtang felt that the smile on Guanyin's face froze.

"Sanzang," Guanyin smiled, but his tone became more serious, "What are you doing?"

Chen Tangtang said calmly: "This scorpion spirit doesn't seem to be very smart, please take care of it, and these pills in the hands of the poor monk were given to the poor monk by the Supreme Lord, saying that they are good for the body. , the poor monk hopes that you can feed this monster more, so that he can replenish his brain."

"You..." Guanyin was both relieved and helpless, "You have been cheated."

The author has something to say: In a sense, Tang Tang can be considered impossible.