[Journey to the West] The poor monk is a fake monk

Chen Tangtang sat up all of a sudden, the little pink pig bone in her arms rolled down from her chest onto the bed, and her palm accidentally pressed the little white dragon's tail.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" childishly.

"Sorry." Her words were still hoarse from just waking up.

Little White Dragon bent into a circle, holding his tail with both hands and blowing carefully.

The pink piglet yawned lazily, "Good morning, Master."

"Huh?" Chen Tangtang's eyes widened, "Really disciples?"

The pink little pig moved its arch, and burrowed into Chen Tangtang's arms.

Chen Tangtang turned his head to look at the golden monkey squatting on the pillow, his fingers were about to move.

Golden fur... Wonderful!wonderful!Meow meow meow!

Chen Tangtang was so excited that he was about to cry out: "This is Xingzhe, right? Let me touch it... Cough cough, I seem to have never seen you appear in this form before."

Her fingertips finally touched the soft golden hair, and the warm touch wrapped around her fingertips.

She couldn't help but sigh in contentment.

The golden monkey squatting on the pillow seemed to be really asleep. It froze in place, motionless, and let her touch it.

Chen Tangtang touched the little golden monkey from head to back, and circled the tail with his slender fingers.

Little Fenzhu stretched out a pig's trotter and pressed it on the back of Chen Tangtang's hand. He opened his eyes and said solemnly with a pig's face: "Master, get up quickly, we are about to go."

"That's right, master, don't just caress about touching senior brother." Xiao Bailong rolled on the bed, approached Chen Tangtang, and said affectionately: "I really want master's touch."

Chen Tangtang looked at his hairless body.

Alright, alright, since it's what the apprentice asked for.

Chen Tangtang touched Xiaobailong's head, and then pressed his horns: "...By the way, where is Wujing? And the king?"

The golden monkey opened its eyes.

"Cough—" The pig's trotter touched the pig's arch, and the little pink pig tried hard to smile, but it was still strange to see such a tender expression appearing on a pig's face.

Sun Xingzhe said first: "We came to see because we were worried about Master. We didn't expect that guy..."

His face suddenly darkened.

Ba Jie nodded: "Yes, he is so close to the master, he is really ruining the master's practice, just as Junior Brother Sha has nothing to change, so he knocked the king unconscious and dragged him to another place."

Chen Tangtang shook his head: "You shouldn't be like this, after all he..."

"Master!"

Hearing the sound of "Teng", Xiao Bailong turned back into a young man with silver hair and silver eyes. He wrapped his arms around Chen Tangtang's waist from behind, and said softly and coquettishly: "Master, you should also be more concerned about our mood. Ah, we sneaked up in the middle of the night and saw Master lying on the same bed with a man, what would we think!"

This is true.

Sun Xingzhe whispered a lot: "At that time, I wanted to kill him."

When Chen Tangtang looked at him, he turned his head away, only the tips of his ears were still red.

Chen Tangtang raised his hand, rubbed his earlobe lightly, and said warmly, "Thank you disciples."

Ao Lie: "..."

Bajie: "..."

Sun Xingzhe was startled, and subconsciously shook off his master's hand. However, just after he finished shaking, he covered his face with regret.

On the contrary, it is not good to react too quickly!

Ao Lie immediately said: "Master, have you eaten something wrong? Why, why are you so gentle and weird!"

Chen Tangtang simply didn't want to talk to him.

She tore off Ao Lie from his body and shook the crumpled clothes.

Bajie hurriedly transformed into a human body, followed behind her, and helped her straighten the back of her clothes.

As soon as Sun Xingzhe turned into a human body, he kicked Ao Lie off the bed.

The unsuspecting Ao Lie fell to the ground with a "boom".

Ao Lie clutched his chin, with an aggrieved expression on his face: "Brother, what's wrong with me!"

Sun Xingzhe: "Idiot, master can touch whoever he likes, and use you to point fingers."

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Your words are too much, like a poor monk is a flower picker.

Bajie scolded: "Eldest brother can't talk, master don't be angry."

Chen Tangtang nodded.

"They forced Master to touch it, so what's wrong with Master?"

Chen Tangtang's head froze when he nodded halfway.

Uh... is it the poor monk's problem?Why do you think your words are weird?

After a brief tidying up, they went to look for the king and Sha Wujing outside the bedroom. As soon as they walked around the screen, they saw the two people on the couch, one under the couch, one holding a stick in their hands, and the other holding a sword, and their eyes met. , standing motionless.

Sure enough, it was a battle between masters, and they didn't even blink their eyes.

The four of them didn't want to be disturbed, so they all watched the battle from the sidelines, but after standing for a while, the two of them remained motionless.

Ao Lie said solemnly: "Is this the so-called enemy does not move and I do not move? Or are they fighting with their minds?"

Sun Xingzhe: "Let me see if the two of them are out of their bodies."

As he spoke, his eyes widened, but after looking around, he still couldn't see anything.

Chen Tangtang yawned lazily: "You guys watch first, I will apologize to His Majesty the king later, and wash your face first for the teacher."

Bajie stared at Master's staggering back, and shook his head helplessly: "I'm afraid Master hasn't woken up yet, how can we solve these things with an apology?"

Ao Lie: "Oh, they are so troublesome, I will help the third senior brother."

Bajie: "Wait a minute, this time is the most taboo..."

Before he finished speaking, Ao Lie jumped onto the couch, and when he pushed with both hands, the king fell to the ground with a "bang" while maintaining the posture of holding the sword.

The king's limbs were stiff and motionless.

Bajie, who was fighting wits with the air, touched his nose in embarrassment.

On the other hand, Sun Xingzhe also seemed to have noticed something was wrong.

"Second idiot, stop talking to yourself, you see something is wrong with Junior Brother Sha."

As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and pushed Junior Brother Sha, only to see Sha Wujing swayed and fell down hard.

"Wow!" Ao Lie yelled, "Isn't this a stone statue?"

Bajie squatted down and observed carefully: "No, it should be poisoned... Oh no! Master!"

The three of them immediately ran towards the bathing and freshening place in the dormitory, and saw a resplendent pool in the bathroom, the water in the pool was flowing hot water, and it was steaming right now, but after searching the entire room, they could not find Master's name. There is no trace, only one window is wide open.

Sun Xingzhe hammered the window frame hard: "Damn it!"

Bajie narrowed his eyes, and a ruthless light flashed in his eyes: "Yes, this monster actually set up such a trick."

Sun Xingzhe immediately took out the golden cudgel: "I'll ask the land of the mountain gods here to see which monster is so bold as to dare to snatch my master!"

Not to mention that the apprentices here are gearing up to save the master again, the situation Chen Tangtang is in now is complicated enough and embarrassing enough.

At that time, Chen Tangtang was about to wash his face with the hot water from Solitaire's mouth when he suddenly felt a chill down his back.

She looked back and saw a man in black sitting on the window frame with long hair hanging loosely. He was stabbed a bit, but it didn't mean that he was not good-looking, but that his beauty had a kind of sinister and weird feeling, as if telling everyone from his appearance that he was a poisonous beauty who was not easy to provoke.

At this moment, the poisonous beauty tilted her head to look at her, stepped on the window frame with one foot, and naturally lowered her leg.

Chen Tangtang took a step back subconsciously, but almost fell into the pool. She hurriedly hugged the faucet to stabilize her mind.

"you……"

Before he finished speaking, he laughed and said, "Brother Tang Yu, go play with me!"

After saying that, he kicked on the window frame, the black robe rolled up, and rushed towards her.

As soon as he got close, Chen Tangtang felt dizzy for a while, his body couldn't exert any strength, and he fell down limply.

He hugged her just before she was about to fall to the ground.

Chen Tangtang's consciousness was fuzzy, he just felt like a fish swimming in the water, only when he surfaced, his five senses became a little clearer.

As soon as her consciousness surfaced, she felt him close to her neck and take a deep breath.

"Brother Yu, you smell so sweet."

You pervert!

Chen Tangtang was filled with grief and indignation, and suddenly lost consciousness.

When she woke up again, she found that she was placed on a stone bed in the water, and the man who tied her here was eating fruit while flipping through a book.

Chen Tangtang wanted to move the golden light to protect himself, but he realized that his body was paralyzed and he couldn't move the golden light at all.

Amitabha, is this poor monk going to die here?

She sighed deeply.

The man turned over on the stone bed and faced her.

The feeling of being stung is more obvious.

Chen Tangtang hurriedly avoided his gaze.

But the monster smiled and said, "Why are you so shy, brother Yu? Didn't you and the king do everything that should be done?"

What misunderstanding did you have about the poor monk?

"I didn't know what the king had snatched back. I wanted to join in the fun and take a look. Who knew, it turns out that monks also have women."

He breathed lightly on her silver hair.

"you……"

He laughed and said, "Of course I'm not like these foolish men from Xiliang Daughter's Country. I'm a monster from other places, so I know that a woman like you will never look down on those soft, sissy men. What you want is a man like me."

"Brother Yu, or...Tang Tang, I will satisfy you."

How much has this monster overheard? !

"From now on, how about you and I cultivating as a pair of gods and immortals here? What kind of monk are you? I have a set of dual-cultivation exercises here. As long as you practice it, you will naturally become a Buddha much faster than you. And be very happy."

He has long eyebrows drawn into the temples, and the appearance of raising his eyebrows with a smile is both ostentatious and vicious.

"Let's try it now."

After all, he suddenly rushed over.

Chen Tangtang was shocked.

what are you going to do!

However, as soon as he lowered his head, he grabbed her silver hair.

Hey?

hey?

He lowered his eyes and chewed her silver hair earnestly, and said vaguely, "I've wanted to try it a long time ago, Tang Tang, your body is full of lotus fragrance, and your hair and skin must be like a lotus flower."

No, no, the poor monk is not from the lotus root.

As soon as he clenched his teeth, he even bit off her hair.

With a "bah", he spat out the silver thread in his mouth into the pool, and said disappointedly, "So it wasn't."

Chen Tangtang suggested sincerely: "Why don't you give it a try again?"

It happened that the poor monk was worrying about how to shave his head.

He looked skeptical: "Do you think I'm stupid? You shouldn't have poisoned your hair, right?"

As he spoke, he knelt on the stone bed, pouted his buttocks, and pulled her hair to smell it.

Do you think you are not stupid now?

You look like a dog now.

After smelling it for a while, he fell down beside her resentfully, and muttered: "I'm so troublesome, forget it, forget it, just go straight to the battle with the gun."

Chen Tangtang stiffened his body and said: "Wait a minute, wait a minute."

"Huh?" He put down his hand to untie her belt, "What's wrong?"

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