[Journey to the West] The poor monk is a fake monk

In this river, the water waves are clear and cold, and the cold waves are dull. There are reeds growing in the middle of the river, and white catkins are flying on the banks.

Chen Tangtang casually grabbed a handful of catkins floating in his hair, and said in a low voice, "I don't know when I can change back to my teacher's appearance?"

Bajie turned his head and smiled warmly: "Master, are you used to it now?"

Although Chen Tangtang was very reluctant to admit it, it was true.

Bajie opened the fan, and the peach blossom eyes formed a beautiful crescent moon: "Master will never change back, so I will hold him for the rest of my life."

Sun Xingzhe: "Ugh."

Sha Wujing: "Bah."

Ao Lie: "Second senior brother, you are getting more and more shameless."

While talking and joking, a small boat was rowed out from the reed field, and one person in the boat was wearing a bamboo hat, slowly supporting a bamboo pole, and approached the shore.

Sun Xingzhe coughed lightly: "Someone is here, Ao Lie, please pay attention, don't speak out suddenly again, and do your job as a horse."

Ao Lie: "..."

Although what the elder brother said is very reasonable, he is still very upset.

The leaf boat leaned against the shore, amidst the catkins flying, Zhouzi raised his head, raised the bamboo hat on his head, showing a gentle face, this Zhouzi was nearly middle-aged, but he was handsome and calm, he was a beautiful uncle.

He looked at Chen Tangtang with a smile: "Where are this gentleman and the young ladies going?"

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Several apprentices: "..."

They finally found out where the problem was. The men they met along the way all called Chen Tangtang, who looked like a charming woman, a gentleman, and his male apprentices as little ladies. Could it be that this is the local customs? Favor?

Chen Tang Tang said softly: "Amitabha, the poor monk wants to go to the other side, can you ask the boatman for a ride?"

Zhouzi smiled gently: "Come on."

As he spoke, he stretched out his hand to Chen Tangtang: "Zhou Xiao, please be careful."

Bajie hugged Chen Tangtang, dodged his outstretched hand, and jumped onto the boat lightly.

Zhouzi smiled helplessly, and withdrew his hand.

A few people boarded the small boat, and Zhouzi continued to go on the pole. He sang a folk song in a language that Chen Tangtang and the others could not understand. Shuttle flapped its wings and flew into the distance.

"The river water looks very clear." Bajie reached in with his hand and fiddled with it a few times.

Sun Xingzhe took out a ladle from Sha Wujing's pile of luggage, took a spoonful of water and drank it.

The river water is sweet and refreshing.

"This water is really delicious." Sun Xingzhe smacked his lips and couldn't help sighing.

Ao Lie couldn't help hissing, motioning him to take a spoonful for himself to taste.

Sun Xingzhe didn't pay attention, and he directly scooped up a spoonful of water and brought it to Chen Tangtang's mouth.

Chen Tangtang shook his head: "The poor monk is not thirsty."

Bajie also scooped up a pinch of water and said, "Master, this water is very delicious, you can try it."

Chen Tangtang shook his head and insisted not to drink.

After all, the bodies of men and women are different, and monsters and immortals are also different from ordinary people. The water looks extremely cold. Drinking cold water in early spring may not be able to bear it for her body.

Seeing that the master didn't drink, Sha Wujing and Ao Lie drank the whole ladle of water.

Chen Tangtang clasped his hands together: "Thank you benefactor for crossing the poor monk across the river."

Sha Wujing immediately understood and handed over a few copper coins.

Zhouzi laughed loudly: "I won't take your money, if you really feel sorry for me..."

His smile deepened: "How about accepting one of my things?"

Bajie's smile turned cold: "Could it be the belt again?"

Zhouzi's smile froze: "Could it be that Mr. Lang has already taken someone else's belt?"

Before waiting for a few apprentices to stop him, Chen Tangtang shook his head and said, "No, what do you say about the belt you gave me?"

"An explanation?" Zhouzi raised the corner of his mouth, "As long as you accept it, I will tell you everything."

"Master, beware of fraud!" Sun Xingzhe quickly reminded.

Zhouzi smiled: "What this little elder said is really sad. How could I deceive her? After all... she is so precious."

The gentle tone of his voice when he spoke was simply tingling.

Chen Tangtang said firmly, "No."

The poor monk remembered meeting a Taoist priest on the street. The Taoist priest reminded the poor monk not to accept anything casually... What is it?water?bowl?Or a belt?

Forget it, the poor monk can't make a mistake if he doesn't accept anything, right?

Zhouzi sighed, but no longer insisted.

As the boat docked, the disciples all urged Chen Tangtang to get on the road quickly, leaving the infatuated Zhouzi behind.

However, within a short while, several apprentices clutched their stomachs and groaned.

Gradually, Ao Lie couldn't hold on any longer, and with a "bang", he lay down on the ground and turned into a human form, and the unsuspecting Chen Tangtang was just pressing on his lower back.

"Ah!" Ao Lie screamed.

"You idiot, you can't even carry the master well, so what do you need? Just eat it." Sun Xingzhe was not feeling well, so he hurried to hug Chen Tangtang. kneel down.

Lying on the ground, Ao Lie said weakly: "Brother, do you still have the face to criticize me?"

Sun Xingzhe gritted his teeth: "Shut up!"

He tried his best to try again, but his stomach gasped and he fell to his knees again.

Chen Tangtang was a little embarrassed, and asked cautiously: "Is it... Is it because the teacher has eaten more recently? So... So..."

Bajie clutched his stomach and let out a "puchi" laugh.

Chen Tangtang was even more embarrassed.

Sun Xingzhe roared, "Why are you laughing!"

He turned his head to face Master, smiled and said, "It's not that Master is heavy, how could Master be heavy? It's because the water we drank before was too cold, which made our abdomen uncomfortable."

Sha Wujing said in a low voice, "I'm sorry for embarrassing Master."

Chen Tangtang reached out and touched Sha Wujing's head in Sun Xingzhe's arms.

Chen Tangtang smiled: "It's okay, I can't blame you for this, I'm just worried about your health as a teacher."

Bajie pursed his lips and said, "But, now that we are all like this, how should Master move forward?"

Ao Lie lying on the ground was staring at Chen Tangtang's fishtail in a daze, when suddenly he said, "Hey! Take a look!"

Everyone followed the prestige, and saw Chen Tangtang's silver fish tail flickering a few times, as if slowly changing from a fish tail to a human leg.

"Huh? Is it time?" Chen Tangtang tried to stand up, but because she hadn't walked on her legs for a long time, she felt that her legs were limp and uncontrollable.

She staggered, and Sha Wujing supported her waist.

"Master, don't be in a hurry." Ba Jie gently persuaded.

Chen Tangtang supported Sha Wujing's shoulders, and tried her legs carefully. After the soft and numbness passed, she barely stood up, but the next moment she was blocked by Sha Wujing with a piece of clothing lower body.

"Huh?" Chen Tangtang looked down, only to find that although he had changed from a fishtail to a human leg, the original pants were gone.

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Fortunately, the original coat was long enough.

Chen Tangtang hurriedly went to see a few apprentices, Sun Xingzhe and the others looked at the sky, looked at the ground, and rubbed their stomachs, all pretending to turn a blind eye to the predicament of the master.

Sha Wujing pulled out new clothes from the bag, holding the clothes to help Chen Tangtang change.

Chen Tangtang: "...No need, the poor monk can come by himself."

Sha Wujing lowered his head and said seriously and honestly: "Master has just recovered, and I can't use his strength. Let me help Master."

Chen Tangtang: "...disciple!"

Sha Wujing looked up at her, pursed his lips, and said in frustration, "Okay then..."

Before the two of them had time to move, a few men's conversations suddenly came from a distance——

"How could this patriarch treat his own wife like this? All of her wives are pregnant, and she let the pregnant ladies serve her to change clothes?"

Chen Tangtang: "..."

The poor monk is not!The poor monk did not!

Sun Xingzhe jumped up immediately: "Don't talk nonsense! You are pregnant! What nonsense are you talking about!"

A few men standing at the side covered their faces with round fans, and said with a smile: "Didn't you look down at your belly? The belly is so big, the fetus is still moving, what is it if it's not pregnancy?"

what!

Several people looked at their own stomachs and other people's stomachs one after another. Sure enough, within a short period of time, their stomachs had already bulged, and they could feel something like a lump inside, and that thing was still moving. !

Ao Lie was impatient, feeling unwell, and even more upset: "What's going on! Why is there a lump!"

Several men not far away laughed together: "You little lady is really ignorant, where is this a lump? This is pregnancy!"

"Pregnant!"

Before Chen Tangtang could see anyone, he hugged his clothes and ran behind a big rock to quickly change them.

When he got out of the exchange, he saw the four of his disciples lying dead on the ground with their stomachs raised.

And several men with baskets were holding fans and pointing at her.

"What happened?"

The men blushed, and said to Chen Tangtang: "My lord, all your ladies drank the water from the Zimu River and became pregnant!"

Chen Tangtang: "..."

She touched her ears and apologized: "I'm sorry, the poor monk's ears seem to have auditory hallucinations just now, can you please say it again?"

Several gentlemen blushed even more: "Then...then...we will explain it to you in detail, there is a tea shed over there, let's go there and talk about it."

Sun Xingzhe barely stood up, not daring to look at Master at all.

Several people supported each other and walked towards the tea shed. On the way, Ao Lie suddenly said: "Master, if we are pregnant, will Master be responsible?"

Chen Tangtang: "..."

What does this have to do with poor monks!It's not for the teacher to make your belly bigger!

Bajie pushed his elbow against Ao Lie's stomach, and Ao Lie screamed.

Bajie: "Don't talk nonsense! How can this mass of anger be called Master's child? It doesn't have Master's blood!"

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Well, it makes sense... no wonder!Is your focus wrong?

Sha Wujing: "Master is enough, what do you need these useless things!"

He raised his palm, as if he wanted to beat the fetus in his womb alive.

Chen Tangtang, who was speechless, quickly embraced Sha Wujing's raised hand: "Disciple, don't hurt yourself."

Sha Wujing was shocked.

"This matter needs to be discussed in the long term." Bajie frowned.

Chen Tangtang nodded: "Bajie is right."

When several people came to the tea shed, those men greeted the owner of the tea shed immediately, but they searched inside and outside the house, but they couldn't find the owner of the tea shed.

"Yan Niang! Yan Niang!"

Finally, at this moment, an idle voice floated down from the roof.

"Hey, you look for me inside and outside the house, don't you know how to look up?"

Chen Tangtang and several others looked up at the same time, and saw a man in coarse cloth lying on the roof of the straw shed of the tea shed. The man sat up, and the sunlight streamed down from behind him, blinding his eyes.

With a light leap, he jumped from the roof to the front of Chen Tangtang, but kept kneeling and squatting, looking up at her.

Chen Tangtang lowered his eyes slightly.

The owner of the tea shed has handsome features and clear eyes under his messy bangs. With a green grass stick in his mouth, he smiles leisurely and casually.

The author has something to say: Although it is called the country of daughters, it is a country of beautiful men!