The president uses me as a stand-in [E-sports]

You Yichi opened the friend list and looked, and immediately found that Mouton had already started: "Hey, how did the chicken start, who is the chicken rowing with?"

There will be dog legs in the barrage right away? Informant: ——In double row with goof, I won’t take you.

"Huh? He's in double row with Goof??" You Yichi immediately found Gao Jie's live broadcast room to check the room, and after entering, he heard Gao Jie say.

"The jungler is coming up, be careful, I'm coming."

Mouton said in a low voice, not as indifferent as he was to You Yichi: "...well, good..."

You Yichi was stunned for a moment, then opened his mouth wide and exaggerated: "Ah?? What's wrong with Mouton? Is this him? How can he be so gentle with Goof?!"

Barrage:

——goof is also much gentler than usual, those who didn't know thought he was taking a girl.

——Sister = Mouton

You Yichi immediately looked at the gossip, and then cooperated? The melon seeds in his hand? Knocked? Baji: "My mother, why does Mouton use this skin? Ah, goof uses widows to fight wild, How does this widow's skin match him so well?"

Barrage:

——Do you also care about other people's skin?

You Yichi began to comment again: "Damn this wave, this wave can't be caught dead, why did goof jump over the tower to kill that? It's so fierce? Calm down bro, calm down!"

Goof jumped the tower and killed the opponent's ADC, and he was caught and killed.

Mouton gave him a thumbs up emoji, and Goof immediately responded with a little? Penguin cute emoji.

Barrage:

——Can this also show affection?

--Together with.

—Fast forward to the next "Wild Children".

After Goof came back to life, he saw Mouton clearing the F6 of his house. He gently gave Mouton two slaps, and then let him eat it all.

Mouton voice said: "...Thank you, I almost have money."

"It's all right." Goof said, "You're developing, and you're getting up later? It's all up to you, come on."

Mouton said shyly, "Yes."

You Yichi was stunned: "What are the two of them doing?"

Barrage:

——I can’t see the object??

You Yichi: "Why are you dating?? No...hey, I don't understand. I usually play training games with Goof and I secretly eat his wild monsters and he will go mad at me! Why can Mouton be okay???"

Then he grabbed another handful of "melon seeds" and murmured, "No way, no way, I really see the right way."

He also showed himself to the screen? Face: "One thing to say, our team looks awesome, let's not talk about Team Liang, before I came? Goof was the face of the team, Mouton looks pretty cute of……"

Barrage:

——E-sports men's team CK1

——The stinky couple double row, can your old love return to yourself? Did you fight in the live broadcast room?

You Yichi: "Would it be okay to watch it? Tired of beating and kneading melon seeds? No way? I don't want to play alone. I haven't found anyone to play with yet."

The bullet screen is still brushing:

——It's over, the couple's name that Chi Shaogang changed with someone else was abandoned in a blink of an eye.

—— Chi Shaocan.

You Yichi lowered his eyes to look at the words, melon seeds? It stayed on his lips and spit it out. Suddenly, the smile on his face disappeared, and he said in a deep voice, "Who is abandoned?"

The barrage didn't seem to sense his inexplicable anger, thinking he was joking:

——I was in a hurry, and I was in a hurry.

——Brothers hit ?

You Yichi took another mouthful of melon seeds, suddenly shouted "go to the bathroom", stood up from the chair, and obviously hit something when he kicked the chair away, and there was a huge sound in an instant.

"Squeak—bang!"

All this was seen by Lin Shujin on the other side of the screen.

What's going on on the bullet screen:

——I'm in a hurry.

—Maybe it wasn't about going to the bathroom, but about going to the next door to catch the rape.

Lin Shujin leaned back in the chair, knowing why he was angry.

It was others who said on the barrage that he was "abandoned".

Feeling sour and bitter, he didn’t know what to say or do, thinking about it, thinking about it, how about blowing up a few gifts for him, the kind of broadcasting in the whole server, I don’t know if he would be happier .

After a while, You Yichi came back, and it seemed that there was no change. When he sat down, he found a screen full of gifts, and said in surprise: "Oh, why are there so many gifts? I don't know what it's called "Boss, why did you give that? So many golden whales? Thank you, thank you, it's a waste of money."

Barrage:

——The boss is confused! !

You Yichi said: "No one is playing today, then? Forget it, let me play."

The barrage will begin immediately:

——Don't ah ah ah ah!

——I apologize to you, I apologize to you, don't download? Broadcast!

Lin Shujin was also a little afraid that he would just download it like this, so he followed suit: "Don't download it."

These words appeared on the public screen because he gave too many gifts, and even the barrage had a fancy name and profile picture, which was particularly eye-catching.

Barrage said:

——The boss told you not to play even if he bombarded you with gifts? Don’t let the boss be sad!

After hearing this, Lin Shujin blew up another one, and the 1 yuan went down like this.

Seeing this, You Yichi said: "Hey, does this boss have money and no place? Spend it? What's wrong with spending it, I'm not worth it. How about this, boss, do you want to solo with me?"

Lin Shujin was startled: "..."

You Yichi said: "The ranking is also fine, you decide what to play, anyway, idle is idle."

Bullet screens are swiping:

——Be an individual, the boss will be abused by you even after brushing out gifts for you.

"Boss?" You Yichi said, "Hurry up, do you want to hit me? Don't hit me?"

Lin Shujin gritted her teeth, fearing that he would fall, so she could only type: ——Okay.

You Yichi boarded the national server, and Lin Shujin specially found an account that he was not very fond of, and whose name was also very difficult to identify. The name of the account owner was "Strawberry Flavor Meow Meow", and You Yichi Chi looked at the number and said, "Huh? The boss is a girl? Huh?"

Lin Shujin: "..."

You Yichi added him as a friend and asked him what he wanted to play.

Lin Shujin didn't have anything in particular he liked to play, so he called casually, "Yasuo."

"Are you playing Yasuo with me?" You Yichi clicked his tongue twice, "Okay, come on? Let's play Yasuo too."

Lin Shujin entered the game, You Yichi asked him to come to the middle, Lin Shujin walked to the middle, and began to make up the knife quietly.You Yichi slapped and said: "You seem to know how to play Yasuo? I think you are a golden account. It seems that you haven't been online for a long time?"

Lin Shujin didn't speak, the other party? The blow came? He walked away, You Yichi said: "Boss is very powerful, isn't he?"

The two exchanged a set of blood with each other. When there was still a trace of blood left, Lin Shujin flashed, and then subconsciously pressed his eye and placed it on the grass on the left side of the river, and walked around to the left of the tower to return to the city.

Lin Shujin thought about it after looking away? No, me? It’s not a ranking in solo, so why look away?

You Yichi suddenly whispered "Huh?", and suddenly said: "You..."

Lin Shujin's heart skipped a beat for half a beat, thinking that You Yichi was going to say something, when he suddenly heard him laugh, and said, "Going back to the city here, is it because I'm afraid it's too late? Let me help you go back to the city quickly?"

He said that, when he was not in good condition, he faced a wave of pawns, Q went to blow him up and he tied A. Lin Shujin was startled, and was interrupted when returning to the city. If it is not enough, or subconsciously choose to fight back.

This wave has a chance!

You Yichi interrupted his return to the city, but he also knocked down the tower twice, leaving only a trace of blood, which may be less than Lin Shujin's. Jin directly tied A and stabbed!

You Yichi was killed.

"..." Lin Shujin couldn't believe it, he? He actually won.

He turned his head to look at You Yichi on the screen, You Yichi also seemed to be in disbelief? The bullet screens are all swiping and let him retire, girls can't beat him.

After a short period of confusion, You Yichi said: "Boss! Boss, don't leave. Boss, can I change my number to play ranking!"

Lin Shujin hurriedly typed: - stop typing.

"Come? Well, come? Give me a shot? Okay, please." You Yichi kept saying to Mai, "Hurry up, I invite you."

Lin Shujin had no choice but to be a little tempted. He accepted the invitation and entered the queue. In order not to let You Yichi see it, he chose a support to fill the middle lane.

You Yichi said: "Are you supporting? Do you know how to play jungle? What do I want you to do as support? You play jungle."

Lin Shujin: "..."

He typed: - I won't.

You Yichi: "Pretending? I've seen your record. Your account is just a jungler. Boss, why are you so boring?"

"..." Lin Shujin pointed his finger, thinking that he can't be led by the nose? Let's go, You Yichi is not someone else, he understands other people's skills through skills, which is different from ordinary people, Lin Shujin knows better than anyone else.

But he always has this fluke mentality, thinking that You Yichi won't see it in such a short time.

Moreover, Lin Shujin still feels a little guilty about his mentality being exploded by the bullet screen.

... As for why he should feel guilty, maybe even he himself can't figure it out.

Lin Shujin finally chose to play as a support, so he went in and chose a piano girl.

You Yichi said: "Can you come? A hard assistant, brother, oh, not sister?"

"..." Lin Shujin felt tired and wanted to hit him casually? Hurry down? He just typed "no".

You Yichi curled his lips: "Why don't you do it? Kitty, don't you need to hang it on me from head to toe?"

After entering the game, You Yichi clicked a map marker to indicate to everyone the first-level regiment.The mid laner support and the jungler walked towards that place together. Lin Shujin's Qin Nu followed behind You Yichi and learned a Q at the first level.

Anyway, he hasn't played the piano girl very much, so he just knows that rolling the keyboard is enough.

"..." You Yichi continued to use Yasuo, and said, "Sister, what's the use of clicking Q?"

Lin Shujin felt that this scene was inexplicably familiar, and it reminded him of the terrifying experience he had with You Yichi for the first time.

It made him feel like it wasn't that bad when he thought about it now.

"Hey, hey." You Yichi said, "Go back to the line."

Lin Shujin had no soul at all, and followed the ADC back to the lane for two laps, and then came the news of the first blood from the middle lane, and it was You Yichi who took it.Lin Shujin couldn't be so casual after thinking about it, so he began to set up vision near the dragon pit, and also tried to enter the opponent's wild area.

As a result, as soon as he put in the eye, the opposite support belt jungler wandered over? Catch him.Lin Shujin's first reaction was to fight back, but he didn't remember that he was a support, and if he got a set of skills, he wouldn't lose the wild blood.

"..." Lin Shujin didn't leave, and he didn't reach level 6. He was beaten up and died.

After a while he revived and followed the ADC honestly, but ADCs in this position don’t expect to line up any good teammates. superior.

Lin Shujin himself? Played? himself? Playing frizzy, and directly flashed the handover R skill control, and controlled two people with one control, but the shooter still didn't dare to go up.After the control, the other side grabbed him and beat him up again, and his ADC had already slipped away, faster than anyone else.

Lin Shujin didn't make a good vision, and the wild area was quite dark.You Yichi took a look. He felt difficult on the road and went down in the dark. Halfway through, he was caught by the jungler who came out from the opposite side.

You Yichi said: "Boss? If you are lazy to play support, please make a vision."

Lin Shujin made a good view of the dragon pit, and motioned for the jungler to come over? Take the dragon, and all five people on the opposite side gathered near the dragon pit.

The opposite side had a lot of first-hand heroes, and Lin Shujin was fired first because of positioning problems as a support. In desperation, he turned around and only hit one tank hero.

"Damn it." You Yichi cursed subconsciously, and began to pull back, "No, no, no, no, no, no!"

"..." Lin Shujin wanted to retreat, but the ADC went up again.

The previously cowardly ADC suddenly became "aggressive", but now Lin Shujin had no choice but to give him milk and speed up.

"I rely on you..." You Yichi said, "Don't go!"

Is it too late for him to finish speaking? It’s too late, Lin Shujin and his own ADC have already been photographed dead.

After that, the opponent made a wave of pushes in the middle, and almost missed the high ground.

You Yichi licked his lips, drank some water to calm himself down.

After a while, he didn't know why, and suddenly cut the live broadcast to black screen.

Lin Shujin was stunned for a moment, then turned his head to look at the blacked-out screen, and the barrage was flashing:

——what's going on, what's going on?

——No way, no way, Young Master Chi is going to start scolding his teammates for being tactical? Is the screen black?

—Probably the education boss.

Lin Shujin didn't come? Because I was nervous for a while, and I was still thinking about what was going on, when the dialog box in the lower left corner suddenly started to scramble words:

——Don't play with me, can you?

——If you want to hit you, hit it hard, don't fucking mess with my mentality.

——It was you who left it first? Mine, it was you who didn’t want mine first.

——Can’t play wild?What are you pretending oh my god.

Lin Shujin's heart was beating wildly, but she still had a fluke mentality, and she still had to pretend:

——?

You Yichi erased this passage from the dialogue box with a skill prompt, restarted the live broadcast, and then started typing silently, and stopped joking with the barrage, and seemed to be in a bad mood .

This top laner pushes the tower alone from beginning to end, acting like an autistic person.

On the next road, it was still like a virgin, moving like a rabbit, playing strangely.

In addition, Lin Shujin, the qin girl who played this game with carelessness.

In short, lost in the end.

"Okay, stop playing." You Yichi patted the table? "Next broadcast, bye!"

He said it straightforwardly. He turned off the live broadcast without giving anyone time to react. The barrage was still full of "???", and no one reacted at all? He downloaded the broadcast.

Lin Shujin was still immersed in what he said just now, and when he woke up, he wanted to quit the team quickly.But at this moment? You Yichi seemed to know what he was going to do, so he hit him directly.

You Yichi:

——Lin Shujin, stand still.

——Run what?

——What question mark?

——You were the one who threw me away, you were the one who treated me like a dog, so what’s the point of throwing me a few presents now?

——This small account is still specially opened for monitoring me, right?

——You are really good, Lin Shujin, are you really good?Will you not let me go if I leave?

——You like to see me so much, don’t you?

——Let me tell you, you come every day from today? I report in the live broadcast room and give me gifts every day. When will I see you fall from the top of the list? After I go, I will tell the world about the two of us. The two of us kissed the gourd and started talking, do you think I dare?

Lin Shujin:

——…

——You can turn on the microphone now and say that typing is very tiring.

You Yichi:

——…

— Am I worthy to talk to you?

——Not worthy, not worthy, not worthy, not worthy!

--I'm a dog!woof!

Lin Shujin:

--Hey……

You Yichi:

——Do you understand Lin Shujin, I will download if you understand.

Lin Shujin:

——…

You Yichi:

——Okay, it’s time to download.

Lin Shujin saw him leave the team with a dazed expression.

He stayed on the team interface, wondering why You Yichi recognized him?

It can't be because of the eye that I put in when I was solo, right?

The author has something to say:

Noun analysis in this chapter:

Ward rounds: Going to other people’s rooms to watch other people’s live broadcast in the live broadcast room is a kind of strange nesting doll behavior in a sense...

感谢在2020-12-1923:58:19~2020-12-2022:49:21期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmine: Xu Fu, 1 pair of underpants;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 2 bottles for a cow in rainy days;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!