play tricks around the bed

I posted the last paragraph of Memories in this series, and there are only a few chapters.Shen Zhu's biggest opponent on the road to deception: Eunuch Qing.

The little prince's palace ushered in unprecedented excitement.

Shen Zhu was like a firecracker, blowing up the little prince's always lifeless palace.

Crowds of little eunuchs followed behind in frantic steps, now they all believed that Shen Zhu had the ability to be a general when he was young.

They can't even catch up with their legs and feet. If they have good legs and feet, wouldn't they lose their lives?

The little prince didn't seem to have had such fun before, had a good time, pulled Shen Zhu and said: "Little sister-in-law, you should come to the palace to accompany me, usually I am alone in the palace."

Chen Zhu wiped off the little prince's sweat with a smile, and began to say: "Isn't your elder brother accompanying you? Could it be that he has more homework than you."

What Shen Zhu was talking about was the First Prince.

The little prince said bluntly: "Brother doesn't have much homework, but he is busy with affairs in the court, and it seems that he has overlapped with many officials in the previous court."

"Really?" Shen Zhu said as if talking to himself, and was about to ask again. Eunuch Qing, who followed him all the way, said, "The Empress sent someone to bring some snacks, let the little prince sit down and rest first." Take a break and eat something."

Shen Zhu glanced at Eunuch Qing with displeasure, as if he didn't know he had disturbed Shen Zhu, Eunuch Qing bent over without changing his face, waiting for Shen Zhu to speak.

Shen Zhu gave Eunuch Qing a blank look, then smiled and handed Li Gou to the little eunuch beside him, and asked the little eunuch to send Li Gou to rest.

After the little eunuch left, Shen Zhu looked at Eunuch Qing with a serious face, and Eunuch Qing still bowed humbly.

Shen Zhu said: "King Huai has something to hide from me."

Eunuch Qing bent over: "This old slave doesn't know."

"It's useless for you to lie." Shen Zhu lied to him, "He himself has missed the point."

Eunuch Qing stood still, and repeated again: "I really don't know."

Shen Zhu sized him up with his eyes: "It's a lie."

Eunuch Qing: "I really didn't lie, whoever lies doesn't have a penis."

Shen Zhu who lied: "..."

Shit, the oily old thing.

Now whether Eunuch Qing tells a lie or not, it is his loss.

Shen Zhu looked at Eunuch Qing with a sullen face for a while, and couldn't hold back his smile after a while: "Okay, I won't ask you anymore, don't pretend."

Eunuch Qing also bent over, smiled a few times, and stepped forward to help Shen Zhu push the wheelchair.

Shen Zhu stopped it with a wave of his hand, "Don't, I can't stand you serving the prince and the emperor."

"Young Master is out." Eunuch Qing pushed Shen Zhu's wheelchair towards the little prince, "You were brought into the capital by the old slave when you were young, and now you say that, it's really embarrassing for the old slave."

"However, the little prince should take the little prince to see his homework." Eunuch Qing bowed his waist and persuaded him, "The prince would occasionally come to see the little prince's homework, but now that the prince is not here, the little prince looks the same of."

"Homework?" Shen Zhu said he couldn't understand, "I never did that stuff when I was studying."

Eunuch Qing wiped the sweat from his forehead, he forgot, forgot Shen Zhu's brilliant deeds when he was a child.

Not only did Shen Zhu not do his homework when he was a child, he also made the Taifu limping.

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That day was the Qiqiao Festival of a certain year, Shen Zhu was not in the mood to sit in the private school, he wanted to go to the temple fair with Li Jue.

But that Tai Tuo is a stubborn old man, not only did not let them leave school early, but also gave them a shitty topic about the relationship between ancient and modern monarchs and ministers, and asked them to write an article, and they didn't leave school until they finished writing.

Shen Zhu poked Li Jue who was sitting beside him with his brush butt, and whispered: "Ah Jue, stop writing, go to the temple fair."

Li Jue glanced at the rice paper spread out on Shen Zhu's case, which was as clean as a face, and said, "Go after writing."

"There will be nothing left after writing." Shen Zhu pulled Li Jue, "I want to go now."

Li Jue didn't care about it: "Then you go first, I'll help you talk to the Taifu."

"No." Shen Zhu acted like a baby: "I want you to accompany me."

Li Jue, who didn't like oil and salt, stopped writing and looked up when he heard this.

But before he had time to speak, the Taifu found Shen Zhu who was whispering, and threw a ball of paper on Shen Zhu's head, "Shen Zhu, how much did you write and start talking there?"

The Taifu approached, and also found the rice paper as clean as Shen Zhu's face, so angry that his beard was raised, and he was about to hit Shen Zhu's palm with the ruler.

Shen Zhu quickly turned his back, and returned with confidence and confidence: "I think this topic is unreasonable."

Taifu was so angry that he wanted to laugh, he knew that Shen Zhu was naughty, but he didn't expect him to be so naughty that he dared to say that the topic was unreasonable.

The Taifu nodded with his hands behind his back, "Okay, what's unreasonable for you to talk about."

Unexpectedly, Shen Zhu really raised his head, and explained to the old matriarch from all aspects of politics, economy, culture and history in detail, and he was stunned when he said it to the matriarch.

Taifu is over half a hundred years old and has read a lot of poetry and books, but he has never heard of the scriptures cited by Shen Zhu just now.

Shen Zhu also patiently introduced a few books to the Tai Tuo, and exclaimed in a dignified manner that there is no limit to learning.

The Taifu was very guilty, he planned to go back and study it carefully, and ended today's article, letting Li Jue and Shen Zhu leave school.

Shen Zhu sent off the Grand Tutor with a respectful face, turned around and changed his face, pulled Li Jue and said with a smile, "Ah Jue, school is over, hurry up and go to the temple fair."

But Li Jue was still thinking about what Shen Zhu said in his seat.

Li Jue asked Shen Zhu seriously: "What kind of book is "Eight Parts of Ancient History", I have never heard of it."

Shen Zhu didn't seem to expect that Li Jue would ask such a question, he looked at Li Jue in disbelief for two seconds, and laughed out loud: "There is no such book at all, I just made it up, in order to let the old man leave school early, why don't you Seriously too?"

"..." Li Jue frowned, "Why are you lying again?"

"I'll go and apologize to the Taifu tomorrow." Shen Zhu acted sloppily, and Erhua dragged Li Jue to the carriage without saying a word, "Bianliang is very lively tonight, there is no curfew, so you can play until late."

Along the way, Shen Zhu was talking to him about the theater troupe at the temple fair, the lantern festival, and the businessmen who came from outside the city with new gadgets.

Li Jue felt relieved when he looked at Shen Zhu who was in high spirits.

If you miss a private school, you should skip a private school. It would be nice to be able to play with Shen Zhu alone on the Qixi Festival.

Li Jue's heart was full of tenderness, and the way he looked at Shen Zhu was much gentler.

But Li Jue, who was half-gentle, never expected that as soon as he got out of the car, he saw Zhou Duan waving to them at the street corner.

Li Jue really wanted to ask: Why did Zhou Duan also come?

In fact, Zhou Duan was called by Shen Zhu to sit with him.

Seeing that Shen Zhu brought Li Jue, Zhou Duan was a little surprised and said, "You really invited this big Buddha here?"

Shen Zhu said with a look of reason: "That's natural, I've already said that I will definitely be able to catch him."

Yes, Shen Zhu wants to chase Li Jue.

After the last spring search, Shen Zhu secretly made up his mind.

He fell in love with Li Jue, and he was going to chase Li Jue.

He didn't think it was too difficult.

Most of the disciples of the aristocratic family made friends in private, and he was willing to make friends with Li Jue.When Li Jue got married, he didn't bother, and went back to the northwest directly.

He didn't care about his fame, and Li Jue didn't lose in terms of appearance and family background, so Li Jue had no reason to reject him.

Therefore, Shen Zhu was confident, he had foreseen the result that Li Jue would like him, and wished he could tell Zhou Duan that Li Jue already liked him to death, so as to show his youthful face.

But in Zhou Duan's view, that's not the case at all.

Zhou Duan knew Li Jue earlier than Shen Zhu. In Zhou Duan's impression, Li Jue was an old-fashioned person who didn't eat or sleep. It was impossible for him to have a relationship with Shen Zhu that violated his moral bottom line.

The three of them shuttled through the crowd with their own concerns.

At this time it was not night yet, the small merchants from the outer city had just set up their stalls, Shen Zhu passed by the place where the masks were just sold, stopped and said: "Buy a mask, I will wear it for a while."

This is the custom of Bianliang.

People who participate in the temple fairs of the Qiqiao Festival basically wear masks.

At the beginning, many girls would come out because of the Qiqiao Festival, and the unmarried girls all wore veils.Later, some men would wear veils to play like girls, and different patterns would be painted on the veils, and eventually they became masks.

And because they don't show their faces, the temple fair of Qiqiao Festival has also become a place for young men and women to come out to tryst and make love.

At the same time, royal children like Li Jue, who usually don't show up in the street, can wear a mask and mix with the crowd when they arrive at Qiqiao.

There are many masks on the shelves, and this hawker from the south of the Yangtze River is very good at winking.

The peddler saw a few people dressed in extraordinary clothes, and immediately took out a few more expensive masks, and recommended with a smile: "Young masters, these masks are very suitable for your temperament. If you wear this mask tonight, you will definitely meet someone you like." girl."

The patterns of masks sold by small stalls and hawkers are all drawn by folk craftsmen, which are not as fine as those made by officials, but each one is painted with patterns with different meanings, which are unique.

Zhou Duan couldn't understand these, so he picked a mask with blue face and fangs from a pile of delicate and elegant masks.

Zhou Duan put it on his face and asked Shen Zhu: "Does it look good?"

Shen Zhu laughed and scolded: "It's a good ball."

Shen Zhu knew the pattern of that mask, the one that was copied was the one worn by King Lanling in front of the formation.

Zhou Duan didn't know what it was, but he liked it very much, so he readily paid for it.

Shen Zhu turned around and asked Li Jue beside him: "Do you like anything?"

Li Jue shook his head and said, "You choose, I will wear it."

Shen Zhu: "Then I have chosen."

Shen Zhu had some thoughts of his own.

He didn't choose from the masks recommended by the peddler, but took two very ordinary masks from the stall.

Those two masks have no color, just a simple drawing of two butterflies.

He chose these two masks because they were clean and suitable for Li Jue.The second is because the patterns of these two masks are a pair, they are Liang Zhu.

Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai.

He wanted to wear this with Li Jue.

Shen Zhu felt a little apprehensive holding these two masks in his hand, he was afraid that Li Jue would find out his little thoughts, he felt immoral and refused to wear them.

Sure enough, Li Jue frowned looking at the two masks, and said, "Not good."

"..." Shen Zhu put down the mask embarrassingly, he didn't have the energy to choose any more, and planned to bring the ugliest mask for Li Jue.

Unexpectedly, Li Jue stretched out his hand first, took two masks, and said, "This one, this color suits you."

Shen Zhu didn't see the pattern clearly, but he saw that one color was very plain and the other was very bright.

These two are not the same at all.

Shen Zhu was very disappointed in his heart, and he didn't look at the pattern carefully, so he answered "Yes" casually.

The next moment, Li Jue picked up the mask, approached Shen Zhu and said, "I'll put it on for you."

Shen Zhu looked at Li Jue in front of him, even though he was disappointed and opened his mouth, he was still not willing to reject Li Jue.

He watched Li Jue turn his head slightly, lifted his braids, and helped him tie the knot of the mask behind his head.

Li Jue was very close to him, and he could only see Li Jue's thin lips through the narrow hole in the eyes of the mask, as if he could kiss Li Jue just by tiptoeing.

Shen Zhu's face felt a little hot.

Fortunately, with a mask on, Li Jue couldn't see.

Just being so close, Shen Zhu was not as angry as before, and even calmed down, wanting to see what the two masks Li Jue had chosen looked like.

Just when Li Jue tied the knot for him, Li Jue's lips took two steps back from his vision, revealing his entire face.

Shen Zhu saw the mask on Li Jue's face through the narrow hole.

There are two peonies painted on the mask, Li Jue's is white, and his is red.

Only then did he discover that the two masks Li Jue was holding were also a pair, and they were the Peony Pavilion.

In fact, Li Jue's "not good" just now did not mean that wearing a pair of masks with Shen Zhu was not good, but that Liang Zhu's ending was not good.

Butterfly Lovers is a tragedy, and The Peony Pavilion is a comedy.

And Li Jue hoped that the ending between him and Shen Zhu would be Peony Pavilion.