play tricks around the bed

Agarwood lingers around the beam, and plain hands hold the cup.

A few up and down, four dice are drawn.

"Little, you lost again."

At this time, our General Shen was listlessly taking out a copper plate and putting it on the opponent's small copper coin mountain.

He has lost dozens of games in a row today.

Sitting in front of Shen Zhu was Bai Yueguang, He Lanzhou, who was the leader of the entire East Street, and most men in Bianliang only wanted to sleep.

He Lanzhou is a man with indisputable beauty.

He is deserted, only recognizes gold and silver and does not care about affection. Most people may never see him in their lifetime.

It was such a rare opportunity, Shen Zhu, who was flirtatious in front of outsiders, was just rolling the dice with He Lanzhou behind his back.

He Lanzhou glanced at Shen Zhu who was purely here to vent his grievances, and asked in an affirmative tone: "Have you quarreled with King Huai again?"

As soon as he heard the word Huai Wang, Shen Zhu, who had been languid just now, stood up straight up as if being pricked by a needle, and complained: "Do you think Li Shiyu is mentally ill? He sent someone to my house this morning, All the young men I bought with a lot of money were snatched back to his house!"

He Lanzhou glanced at the case that read "Shocked!King Huai and Lord Shen Xiaohou made a big move for the five young men," the morning paper smiled modestly and said, "Just take it away, and the grand master can just withdraw the marriage."

There is a reason why Shen Zhu went to Jiangnan and Bao Xiaoguan came home.

Although he always thought that he was handsome and talented and attracted all the girls in the capital to fall in love with him, he still knew how to write the words Bifeng Zangrui.

In order to avoid repeating the mistakes of the first emperor when he was in power, the Shen family was as honest as a tortoise.

But I don't know whether these old men dote on their daughter Wu Fang or covet the Shen family's legacy of the late emperor, and even though Shen Zhu is a cripple with no hope of official career, they seek Shen Zhu for political marriage every now and then, for fear that Shen Zhu will not die soon enough.

Originally, it was only the officials from the Second Mansion and the Third Division who came to look for Shen Zhu, but a few days ago, the Grand Master came to look for Shen Zhu with his daughter's portrait, which scared the old Shen family to the brim.

Shen Zhu felt that this would be endless, maybe next time the emperor would come with a portrait.

Shen Zhu simply dealt with it from the source, claiming to the outside world that he had a habit of breaking his sleeves, and to prove the authenticity of this news, he even went to the south of the Yangtze River to bring back five young men in one go.

According to rumors from people in the house, Young Master Shen planned to sleep with one of them every five days and nights when he went to court, and the five of them would sleep together on the day of Xiu Mu, and would stay up all night singing and singing every night for 360 days.

Hearing this, the elderly old master suffered from kidney pain and divorced overnight.

But I didn't expect that Li Jue came to trouble him again just after he sent the old master away.

He Lanzhou persuaded: "I'll give you some advice, you'd better stay at home honestly these days.

King Huai is so angry that you hired five young men, he will definitely come to trouble you again, don't come to the brothel to have sex. "

"Why is he angry with me, Bao Xiaowan? Isn't it embarrassing enough to disturb my family yesterday?" Shen Zhu was about to get angry when he heard He Lanzhou's words, "Where did he spend so much time in a day to find trouble with me?"

Shen Zhu was not afraid of Li Jue's high position and authority, he was simply afraid of Li Jue's madness and shameless Li Jue.

If in the eyes of others Li Jue was blinded by power and became insane, then in Shen Zhu's eyes Li Jue was just a simple big fool.

After Li Jue inherited the title, he did not inherit his father's title of "Sage King".

Instead, he expressed his loyalty to the emperor and said: If you want to get rid of your relationship with your parents, it is better to change your title.

This wave of sycophancy was very useful to the emperor, and he immediately graciously let Li Jue choose a title for himself.

As a result, the bastard Li Jue chose the word "Huai" as his title.

That's right, it's Shen Huaizhi's "Huai".

After choosing the title, the bastard Li Jue turned around and said that Shen Zhu's characters violated his name taboo, and he immediately asked Shen Zhu to change the characters.

At that time, Shen Zhu was playing mahjong with his father at home, and was knocked dizzy by the word-changing instruction.

Shen Zhu dragged his two broken legs and went to Li Jue to argue.

Finally, Li Jue let go of the matter of changing his name after Shen Zhudongzhi argued with reason and reason.

But Li Jue let go of the name change, not Shen Zhu.

Shen Zhu still remembered that devilish whisper.

"It's a crime of treason and immorality to commit name taboo..." Li Jue slowly bent down with a compassionate face, and whispered in Shen Zhu's ear, "However, this king has tolerated your little willfulness."

One sentence made Shen Zhu choke out a mouthful of old blood, and he recuperated at home for three months.

damn it!Who is capricious in the end!

Shen Zhu swore that he never wanted to have anything to do with Li Jue in his life, not even a little bit.

But Shen Zhu didn't want to, but Li Jue thought very much.

He Lanzhou's mouth seemed to be open, and within a short time of a stick of incense, the door of the pineapple flower tree in He Lanzhou's house was kicked open with a "bang".

A group of guards filed in and stood between the aisles, and then a man wearing a prince's uniform came in from the door.

Li Jue came to kill.

A eunuch followed behind.

Inexplicably, Shen Zhu felt a little uneasy.

As soon as Li Jue came, the whole room became eerily silent.

No one dared to speak, and everyone lowered their heads. The room was so quiet that only the slight sound of Li Jue's boots stepping on the mahogany floor could be heard.

Shen Zhu lowered his head and hid by the window, trying to avoid Li Jue.

He couldn't see Li Jue's face, but he still saw Li Jue's blue satin boots walking towards him step by step.

Shen Zhu held his breath, seeing that pair of blue satin boots got so close to him that they couldn't stop before stopping.

Immediately afterwards, a piece of bright yellow fell into Shen Zhu's eyes.

Only then did Shen Zhu look up at Li Jue.

Li Jue was wearing a black crane-feather cloak, his face was so pale that there was no blood, and his expression was frighteningly cold, his body seemed to be only black and white.

The only thing that was bright was that Li Jue was holding a bright yellow object in his hand, and he put it in front of Shen Zhu, meaning that he wanted Shen Zhu to follow it.

Shen Zhu instinctively didn't want to pick up Li Jue's things, because there must be nothing good.

But his feeble resistance was of no use.

Li Jue only raised his thin eyelids calmly, and glanced at Shen Zhu lightly, Shen Zhu knew that if he didn't answer Li Jue again, he would order to torture him.

Compared to Li Jue torturing him personally, it is obviously more reliable to take over.

Shen Zhu swallowed his saliva, and immediately took the things over.

It was only when Shen Zhu took the things in his hands that he realized that this was an imperial decree.

Holy decree?

Shen Zhu was a little puzzled, he thought he hadn't disturbed the emperor's old man's life recently, what imperial edict was issued to him?

Shen Zhu looked up suspiciously at Eunuch Qing, who was following to deliver the decree, but Eunuch Qing lowered his head to avoid Shen Zhu's gaze, showing a headache expression.

Why is everything wrong today?

"Don't guess."

The terrible silence in the room was finally broken, Li Jue said, "Open it and have a look."

Shen Zhu had no choice but to slowly open the imperial decree under Li Jue's gaze.

Then he knew why Eunuch Qing had a headache.

Because the format before and after was discarded, a few large characters were clearly written on the imperial decree: Grant Shen Zhu and Li Jue to marry.

The words were concise and to the point, there was no chance for Shen Zhu to make a mistake.

"Ah?" Shen Zhu looked at Li Jue in confusion.

Li Jue took out the imperial decree from Shen Zhu who was in a daze, threw it to Eunuch Qing who was standing beside him, and asked Shen Zhu in a cold tone: "I heard that you are married to the old grand master's daughter?"

"..." He was obviously forced, okay?

Although Shen Zhu wanted to argue that Li Jue's focus was wrong, but he didn't want to provoke Li Jue, so he pretended to be an ostrich and didn't answer.

But no matter whether Shen Zhu answered or not, it would not delay Li Jue from continuing to torture him.

He heard Li Jue ask him relentlessly: "I heard that you went to Jiangnan to book five small restaurants again?"

"..." He didn't want to raise a young lady, he just wanted to avoid political marriage!Why is Li Jue's focus so strange every time?

Besides, even if he gets married, what does it have to do with Li Jue if he raises a young lady?Now the powerful officials are so powerful that they can control their own bed affairs, right?

Shen Zhu didn't want to answer Li Jue, and Li Jue didn't seem to want to wait for Shen Zhu's answer. He suddenly laughed to himself while asking, clapped his hands and praised: "Good! Very good! As expected, it's a solution that General Shen can come up with. .”

As soon as General Shen uttered the words, Eunuch Qing on the side shivered.

Shen Zhu frowned subconsciously, why did he bring up the past in a proper way?

Before Shen Zhu could think carefully, Li Jue changed the subject again, regained his gloomy expression, and said viciously: "So this king also said to the outside world that he has a habit of breaking his sleeves to avoid marriage, and he married you to prove it This is true, are you happy?"

Ok?

Shen Zhu's attention was immediately diverted by this sentence, what is there to be happy about getting married with Li Jue.

wrong!Who are you married to?

There were too many slots, Chen Zhu didn't know where to vomit for a while.

He was just a rumor, and it wasn't true that his sleeve was broken. Why did he want to marry a man?

And Li Jue, he has known Li Jue for 20 years, how could he not know that Li Jue still has this tendency?

Also, he claimed that the purpose of cutting off his sleeves was to avoid political marriage.

But with the two of them together, it's more political, right?

And the emperor actually agreed!

There are indeed many good men among the princes and grandchildren of Da Qi, but they are all unworthy.

The emperor issued a decree to bestow marriage, and the royal family lost face?

Most importantly, he wants to marry Li Jue!It's not like the mouse entered the cat's litter and was played to death.

Shen Zhu looked at He Lanzhou begging for help, but He Lanzhou's face was written all over: It can't be cured, wait for death.

In front of so many people, Shen Zhu couldn't contradict Li Jue and lose the royal face, so he could only show a polite face and said: "I don't..."

It's a pity that before the word "marriage" could be said, it was interrupted by Shen Zhu's exclamation.

Because Li Jue carried him on his shoulders.

He cared about the face of the royal family, but Li Jue didn't.

Li Jue didn't intend to give Shen Zhu a chance to refuse at all, in front of all the officials and prostitutes, he carried Shen Zhu out of the Chu Pavilion without saying a word, and directly threw Shen Zhu into the carriage.

Eunuch Qing at the side followed behind with small steps, wishing he could get into the cracks in the ground.

Today's young people really don't see it.

Shen Zhu felt that he had lost all face in this life, he even thought of the title of tomorrow's street morning newspaper "Secret!Under the watchful eyes of everyone, King Huai tied Young Master Shen into the carriage, poked"

He looked up and saw He Lanzhou watching him by the window. The moment his eyes met, he thought He Lanzhou would save him.

But the unfeeling and ungrateful He Lanzhou just saluted him shallowly, and said with a look on the expression of the dying man: "Farewell."