Captain has a crush on me

Mengmeng gets up at 8 o'clock, the house is silent, everyone is still sleeping, the cleaning aunt said that there is no day in e-sports, Mengmeng expresses disdain, there is movement in the upstairs room at 12 noon Room came out and yelled down the stairs and to the training room next door

"Which one of you has a series of snacks such as instant noodles that can satisfy your hunger and relieve your satyrs who are about to starve to death?"

Before the door of the training room next door was even opened, I heard a roar from inside: "No, I want to borrow it and return the previous one first."

The answer downstairs is very simple: "Go away"

Pizza was about to go downstairs to have a good theory when he saw Dream sitting on the sofa, and there were still a few unfinished pastries on the coffee table.

Meng Meng watched the pizza rushing towards him frantically, picked up the leftover pastry he ate, shook his head and picked up the phone to go out.

Pizza said vaguely, "Where are you going in the early morning?"

Meng Meng returned without looking back: "The mid laner of the backyard team asked me to face Ji, and it's noon now"

Pizza: "What the hell? A mooncake appointment with you? How can this dog be worthy of their style?"

Dream turned around and nodded: "Well, there are also the top laner from the west court and the jungler from the east court team. We made an appointment to meet next to the fence of our team's yard. I'm going out in 2 minutes."

Pizza: "You just went there alone?"

Mengmeng "How is that possible?" Pizza was about to nod his head in satisfaction when he saw Mengmeng beckoning to Mr. Xiao: "They also have an appointment with Mr. Xiao, let's go first."

Pizza: "Didn't you know them well?"

Dream: "I didn't know you well before yesterday." After saying that, he slammed the door and left, leaving Pizza standing there with a dazed face. The wind was messy, and when the pizza was messy in the wind, Jimo came over and sat on the sofa On: "Why this expression?"

Pizza scratched his head: "Captain, our family's top order is not guaranteed, and we have been invited to fight by the backyard and the east and west courtyards. I said that this Feng Shui is not good, and we are surrounded by other teams."

Ji Mu frowned: "What engagement?"

Pizza quickly grabbed the building blocks and rushed into the training room of the second team, lying on the window amidst the howling of ghosts and wolves: "Look, look, these shameless people don't know what they are going to do when they make an appointment to meet our top brother."

Jimu looked over and saw four people squatting by the fence. The four boys didn't know what they were talking about. There was a snow-white Samoyed on the side of his house, holding three bags in his hand: "When did you go out?"

Pizza looked at the watch that didn't exist in his hand, and said with a sigh: "It should be 10 minutes."

Ji Mu leaned against the window with one hand in his pocket, looked at the pizza and raised his eyebrows: "So, this is what you call a challenge?"

Pizza looked worried and sighed: "Little brother is so good-looking, these wolf-hearted people, don't they want to preemptively attack?"

Jimu sneered: "Huh, our family is about the age of a preschooler." Then he walked out of the room and looked back at the pizza before going out: "Oh, by the way, I haven't come back in 10 minutes, you go out Call him back."

Pizza sneered like building blocks: "Why don't you go?"

Jimu raised his eyebrows habitually: "I'm going, what's the point of you being here?"

Pizza bowed his head instantly and made a please gesture: "Boss, please go."

After 10 minutes, Meng Meng sat at the dining table at the base and looked at the people opposite: "Why are you looking at me like that?"

Xiaomi: "Be honest, how did you know them?"

As soon as the pizza was slapped on the table, the captain who had been drinking the porridge gave him an indifferent glance, and immediately said with a doggy smile: "Captain, eat it" and then said to Dream in a very unassuming manner: "Just tell me the truth."

Nanjing: "Quickly explain"

Dream: "This story is very long."

Xiaomi: "We also have a lot of time"

Dream sighed: "This story starts when I get up in the morning"

Pizza: "What do you mean, those shameless people in the backyard climbed on your window?"

Nanjing immediately said, "Did it scare you? It's okay for these shameless people to climb the wall, but now they dare to climb the window."

Dream looked at the two people: "Neither, I got up at 8 o'clock today, and at 8 o'clock, I was going to go to the supermarket to buy food and have breakfast, and to improve my relationship with Mr. Xiao, so I took Mr. Xiao out , I ran into the top laner Jika of the West Campus team weeding weeds in their yard, and our two eyes met. I thought of such a hardworking child, so I nodded and smiled to show politeness, and then he asked who I was I said I was a top laner dream, he asked me what I was doing, I went back to him for breakfast, and he told me he was going to drop in too, so we went together, and on the way we came across a mid laner mooncake in the backyard, here I am by the way By the way, my aunt also told me that there is no daytime in e-sports. It is indeed a lie. Moon cakes are also going to eat breakfast, so let’s drop in together. While we were eating, Nohara, the jungler from the East Campus, also came. , I made a companion, and then came back together. They said that the greenery is so good that there are many mosquitoes and thieves at night, and there is a meeting gift for me. I don’t have a mobile phone and I can’t add them to WeChat, so we made an appointment to meet again , When I came back, I fed Mr. Xiao some food, I called RANK for a while and went to meet them, oh, they also sent three bottles of mosquito perfume, do you want it?"

After Mengmeng finished speaking, Nanjing patted the table: "I just said that these people are uneasy and well-intentioned, why didn't I see them so concerned when I first came here?"

Pizza: "Even Satay, I don't get this kind of treatment. There is only a welcome ceremony where the backyard team sprays water into my room with water guns. Compared with Mangmang, it is simply weak."

Xiaomi stood up and patted the pizza: "Look carefully, maybe the mosquito coils were sprayed on your house from the backyard, right?"

Jimu also stood up, grabbing the nape of Mengmeng's neck: "Okay, stop messing around, drive two RANKs and the body measuring master will be here in the afternoon."

Dream struggled: "Captain, I warn you to let go of me. Do you know that grabbing the neck of your team's top laner like this makes me feel very shameless? Don't top laners need face, huh?"

Jimu smiled and continued to carry it: "I don't have face but the mask is coming soon"

Mengmeng immediately turned 180 degrees from Jimu's armpit and entered the training room together with Jimu: "Captain, look, I'm not afraid of getting tired and looking for you."

Nanjing looked at the scene in front of him, and patted the pizza: "See if this is a textbook-level face-changing. Look at his reaction speed. Compared with your little brother, you are indeed only worthy of a welcome ceremony like a water gun."

Kubi shook his head and sighed: "Such a good-looking little brother, but he can't escape the temptation of two yuan money, hey!"

Pizza rolled his eyes and walked towards the training room: "Train, the better days are yet to come, you bloody bastards"

After playing two ranks, Jimu picked up the phone and kept ringing

TD is the most handsome and places an order: "Brother Mu, I heard that Mangmang is a good-looking little brother?"

Ji Mu: "If you have something to say, who else is Mangmang?"

TD is the most handsome and placed the order: "Mangmang is Dream. The nickname given to him by the men in Tieba is said to be the evolution of the word mang. You don't know this? Forget it, it doesn't matter. We just talked to our manager After discussing, how can such a good-looking little brother go over and disturb the morale of your army, we decided to place the order for you, you send the little brother to our team, the matter in the front and rear yards, if it is impossible, we will pick it up Yes, my home order is ready."

Building blocks: "Send it here, my family happens to be on the order and there is no substitute"

TD is the most handsome and placed the order: "We discussed it again, and the substitute is ready just now, pack it up and send it over, you just need to give us God D."

Building blocks: "I want to send you a word"

The most handsome TD placed an order: "Brother Mu, tell me"

Building blocks: "Think beautifully"

FTXU_Hunger: "Fuck, Brother Mu, I heard that your new top laner, Mangmang, is a good-looking little brother?"

Lego: "So?"

FTXU_Hunger: "Envy, I also want to see my little brother, do you have any photos? How can I catch it on the field from now on? I'm afraid I won't be able to do it"

Building blocks: "I'm not afraid that you won't let go, but I'm afraid that you won't have a chance to fight us"

FTXU_Hunger: "..."

LOL advantage: Brother Mu, I heard that God D is a little brother with a good personality and good looks?

Building Blocks:?

LOL advantage: Our top laner has been obsessed with our new top laner for a long time. We get up at 6:[-] every day and squat at your top laner. Fortunately, your top laner appeared today. If he doesn’t show up again, our manager is ready I contacted to artificially plant the lawn. The grass in the yard has been picked up by my order, and there is not much left.

Building blocks: flirtatious?

LOL advantage: no, no, curious to see, by the way, thank him for showing up in time to save the sporadic grass in the yard

Building blocks: Didn't you play together?

LOL Leverage Advantage: That was a painful memory

Building blocks: heh

Advantages of LOL levers: Fuck, he is a jungler’s nightmare. He has the effect of inserting wards. I often meet him. He is as slippery as a loach in headwinds, and he is like a landowner inspecting his own house in tailwinds. It's the same as three-thirds of the land, one person can't catch it at all, three people have to jump all the way, it's really super annoying, the top order is not good at that orphan, the support speed is so fast, every time the passerby bureau meets him All headaches.Believe me he is every jungler's nightmare.

Jimu looked at the fool who claimed to be the most beautiful boy who was not far away from him, and at this time he was attacking Pizza personally, and the details were as follows: "Very good, beautiful, Nice, I see that my saty is very confident Walked over, Q for the air, then walked back confidently, hey, this wave is more beautiful, my saty Q again, sticking to the wall and flashing successfully sold Coolbee and was about to escape, ouch, he was hammered to death by the enemy On the side of the defense tower, I just got out of the tower, and the bad news came, I saw the smile on my saty's face gradually froze and gradually disappeared."

Pizza looked back at his dream unbearably: "God D, I was wrong, please give me a chance"

Dream patted on the shoulder: "What are you talking about, in fact, you still won, just now in the small battle where you sold Kubi, you can ask the three people on the other side, 'I have seen your defense tower, how about you? ?' and snorted arrogantly."

Xiaomi came over and looked at the two bickering people and the unlovable Kubi, and asked Nanjing: "Why don't the three of them practice?"

Without turning his head, Nanjing made up the knife and said with a blank expression: "Just now, Mangmang 1V3 Pizza and Kubi couldn't control my mouth, and they didn't control their hands. As a result, Mangmang died tragically on his own. Under the defense tower, the middle process is very cruel, so I won’t go into details directly, I’m afraid you won’t be able to bear it.”

Day by day, the dream has come to TOY for a month. The team has not made an official announcement. The official blog of the team is greeted by fans once a day. Xiaomi is very calm this time, and there has been no official announcement. It was not officially announced until the last day of the transfer period that Wang Mang, a passerby, was signed.

Xiaomi walked into the training room and clapped his hands: "Don't mess with it, stop after this wave, the body sizer is here."

Xiaomi: "You may not believe it, South Korea's ace army MFH made an appointment with us for a training match, 3 o'clock"

Nanjing said in astonishment: "I can't, what kind of show are they doing, asking us for a training match?"

Pizza: "Could it be Satay that my assistant has gained international fame?"

Jimu looked at Dream who was concentrating on watching the Kubi game: "Come here for our top laner"

Meng Meng raised her head in a daze, and said with a dazed expression, "Ah? What the hell?"

Jimu: "What is your relationship with Shan Wenxi on MFH?"

Meng Meng frowned: "It doesn't matter, I'm not familiar with it, I've played it a few times, and it's okay."

Xiaomi went over and patted Mengmeng on the shoulder, and said with emotion: "It's worth signing you. After all, after you come, we can invite ace teams like MFH for training matches."

Pizza said mercilessly: "Be invited"

Mengmeng picked up the mobile phone next to her and said, "Have you made an appointment for a training match? May I ask Wenxi?"

Nanjing: "Didn't you just say that you were unfamiliar?"

The dream said indifferently: "I know their captain MAX"

Pizza: "Does it make a difference?"

Dream: "There are differences, people are different"

Kubi: "Little brother, tell the truth, are you the real son of Riot Games? I've been asking you on WeChat this morning, and it's almost bursting."

Pizza and Nanjing nod very much

Xiaomi: "Me too"

Dream: "What does it have to do with me? What they are curious about is the pure passer-by playing e-sports, just the freshness of a newcomer."

Pizza: "So how do you explain MAX?"

Meng Meng picked up the phone and dialed: "Ah, I went on a trip during the Chinese New Year, and their team wanted to sign me, but I didn't agree"

Everyone looked at Mengmeng and communicated with the opposite person without any obstacles in Korean. They turned to Jimu and Xiaomi for help, and Xiaomi translated to

Mangman asked: "I heard that you have an appointment with us for a training match?"

Max replied: "Yes, I want to see how the team has changed after you left"

Mangman asked again: "What are you doing?"

Max replied: "Nothing, we just want to see what it's like for you to finally sign the team"

Mangmang: "When I first came, you made an appointment for a training match. If you want to abuse me, just say so."

Max: "I'm just curious to see. I'm really curious that you can sign the team. After all, we have never met your team in a strict sense."

Mangmang: "No appointment, thank you"

Max: "Don't, don't, can't you just do it? We will train you."

Mangmang: "1V1 come on"

Max: "Don't, let's make an appointment, Wenxi is already too excited"

Mangmang looked at the building block, and the building block nodded.

Mangmang: "It's up to our manager whether to make an appointment or not, you can find him. Goodbye"

Mengmeng hung up the phone and looked at them: "Why are you all looking at me?"

Pizza: "You and Max are so familiar? Fuck, a champion seed team like MFH wants to sign you, and you refused?"

Dream: "Well, I refused, Wenxi is fine and he is also a substitute, besides, I just want to sign with the team China? Do I have to leave my hometown and go abroad?"

Nanjing rubbed his hands: "Wow, I'm fascinated by your words"

Dream: "Then you are quite easily fascinated. There are few foods in Korea, just a few, communication is also difficult, and it is too far away from home. If you want to play professionally, isn't it more convenient to sign a domestic one?"

Nanjing: "No, you know, that is the seeded team of the World Championship"

Mengmeng patted Nanjing on the shoulder: "Childish, there is no seed team, it is not the players themselves, as long as we are good enough, they are nothing, the best players are always players, such as me"

Pizza clapped and clapped: "Brother, you are really awesome, I like you very much, but to be honest, I have never met our team and been offended by that sentence in a strict sense."

Nanjing sighed: "Whoever takes offense or not is telling the truth."

Xiaomi clapped his hands: "Okay, okay, I agreed, let's go for a walk first measure the body and then start the training game"

Several people collapsed to death on the sofa after being measured

Nanjing: "Hey"

Pizza: "Hey"

Kubi: "Hey"

Dreaming up, I patted the invisible ash on my body, stretched my waist, and stretched my neck

Xiaomi looked at Mengmeng suspiciously and said to Jimu: "What is your top order doing?

The building blocks stood up and kicked one by one: "Train the troops in the training match, let's get used to it, and cherish this hard-won opportunity for the training match."

Pizza waved his hand: "There are many opportunities, see if there are acquaintances here"

Coolby said coldly: "Don't worry about World Championships and MSI, we have many chances to beat them down. Heh"

Everyone got up and moved slowly, but Mengmeng sat back on the sofa again, everyone looked over immediately, Mengmeng looked at them with a dazed expression: "Ah, I just stretched my waist, moved around, and stretched like this Should be more comfortable”

Everyone nodded after three seconds of silence, and once again spread back on the sofa to make a salted fish. Jimu looked at these people, and said with a blank face: "Tell me, whoever did not start rank deducting wages after 2 minutes will be 1 minute late." Deduct one thousand and so on."

Nanjing, Mengmeng, and Kubi Pizza instantly stood up and walked towards the training room, chatting as they walked, "Hey, let me tell you, I think..."

The dream immediately echoed: "Yes, yes, you are right"

Pizza nodded in agreement, and the four of them sprinted [-] meters to the training room after walking past the building blocks.

Xiaomi looked at them and smiled indifferently: "Huh, I'd bow down for five buckets of rice, I really don't want to be friends with them, and it would be embarrassing to say it out," feeling as if he had no intention of slipping away.

There is no doubt that the training game lost a BO3 game and did not win. After the game, Jia Ge started the infinite continuous spray mode.

Brother Jia clicked on the screen: "Building blocks, what the hell are you doing here? You've been cowardly under the tower, why are you planning to marry with your defense tower in your arms? Here, Kubi Mangmang teleports on the CD, you don't avoid battles and return manganese steel , why are you addicted to head-sending? Here in Nanjing, you have been squatting for so long? Why are you sleeping or shitting? You have pizza and you? This is called lighting? What kind of rubbish are you doing with hot eyes? Give me 10 rounds of repeated training , I’ll see the results tomorrow, and you, you, you, Mangmang, you’re dumb, what are you up to this time, have you asked your teammates if they can support you? What’s the status of your teammates? It’s reckless to go straight up, you’re so stubborn?” After two hours of replaying, Brother Jia finally stopped because of his throat discomfort.

After Jia Ge left, his dream seemed to be out of his body: "Has Jia Ge always been this direct?"

Nanjing nodded: "You will get to know him better in the future, this is already very tactful."

Dreamed and said lifelessly: "I feel like Jia Ge at this time is like the mung bean-spitting ghost in Plants vs. Zombies"

Pizza chimed in: "Peas"

Dream nodded and added: "Oh, we need to add a pot of fire ahead."

Jimu stood up: "This is the gap between us and the champion seeded team. The game is about to start, let's train. Don't let us finally qualify, and then go to embarrass the compatriots of the motherland and come back as a purchasing agent."

Everyone was silent, Pizza stood up: "I'm going to light the lights"

Dream sighed and looked at Nanjing: "Let's go, my jungler."

Back in the training room, the atmosphere was heavy, and everyone was very silent. At this time, Xiaomi came in and took the contract: "Mangmang, this is your live broadcast contract. Please take a look. If you can, start the broadcast today. It will start one day. "

The dream was signed without even watching it, and under the education of Nanjing, he started the first live broadcast journey in his life.

Xiaomi patted Mengmeng: "Don't be nervous, it's just a live broadcast, it's okay, if you're really nervous, don't worry about the barrage or something, try not to watch, don't swear, smear and other actions, you know?"

Dream nodded, and hummed indifferently: "Do I look nervous?" She shrugged her shoulders

Jimu: "Don't get me wrong, it's not you who's nervous, it's Xiaomi himself, he's just about to show you the urgency to urinate frequently and keep urinating endlessly"

Meng Meng looked back at Xiaomi and said sympathetically, "Don't be nervous, there will be an official announcement sooner or later, darling."

Pizza: "As far as the quality of God D is concerned, I am really convinced. I think I was very nervous when I first started broadcasting, and I couldn't speak smoothly."

Kubi clicked into the live broadcast room of his dream: "Fuck, the broadcast hasn't started yet. There are so many people. I don't usually have so many live broadcasts! Didn't you get nervous because you were ugly back then?"

Pizza: "It's normal, God D, his reputation is also very good. You speak well, I am handsome beyond the sky."