Captain has a crush on me

Mengmeng was sitting on the bus going to the stadium, trembling on the shoulders of the building blocks: "Captain, why do I think Pizza really doesn't want to live anymore?"

Building blocks are rare without ridicule: "Well, the time of death is approaching"

Pizza, who was sitting in the front row, was still on the verge of life and death: "Simmy, tell me, why don't you talk?"

Nanjing, who was sitting behind him: "It's not that Simi doesn't want to talk, I guess Simi should try his best to restrain the idea of ​​killing him now, and can't pay attention to bickering with you anymore."

Kubi: "Yeah, when you asked Simi what it was like to train a former enemy and return to his old club, I felt that your death was approaching"

Pizza: "I'm just doing an interview, and I want him to share his journey with those of us who are inexperienced"

Simi, who has been silent all the time: "It's cool, provided we win"

Pizza immediately walked over and sat next to Simi: "What? Why are you so mad? Are you happy that your old club lost the game?"

Simi closed his eyes and replied lightly: "You have heard the rumors about my retirement, right?"

Nanjing nodded: "I heard it's not very pleasant."

Simi: "Well, eighty-nine are close to ten"

Mengmeng asked Jimu in a low voice: "What rumors?"

Jimu: "It is rumored that Simi was forced to retire because he was stuck with a commercial contract by the club"

Dream: "Wori, the world is really dangerous"

Pizza was silent for a moment: "Fuck, it's disgusting, don't say anything, although I suspect you have mental problems, but I don't like clubs with bad intentions, don't say anything and fuck him."

Dream echoed: "Yeah, fuck the hell and it's over"

Nanjing: "God D, we are substitutes today, do you remember?"

Mengmeng suddenly realized that he was not going to play today, and immediately sat next to Qilin AIEN behind him: "You must take off today, you know?"

Qi Lin, who had been resting with his eyes closed, opened his eyes and looked at his dream: "He was the captain and commander before retiring."

Dream nodded: "Yes."

Qi Lin sighed: "Have you ever seen that club who was so overwhelmed and bullied the captain and commander of his own team?"

Meng Meng asked confusedly: "Ah? What do you mean?"

Qi Lin: "It's just mobilization before the game. Since you went to play, it's not for you"

Meng Meng turned his head and looked at the players who were about to play except Ji Mu and Qi Lin, who were still calm than Pizza and Eryou, who were already looking forward to disbanding their opponents, and then suddenly understood the essence of Simi's words: "Qi Lin, you are awesome." After speaking, he sat back beside Ji Mu: "Captain, what kind of unpleasantness do you hear?"

Jimu looked at Dream who was next to him, and smiled: "On the day he retired, the team members and manager of their team almost fainted from crying and sent to the hospital."

Dream slapped his leg: "It's really insidious"

Jimu touched Dream's head: "How can there be so much bullying, he retired because of a shoulder injury"

Dream sighed, and regretfully said: "I thought there was a story."

Jimu smiled: "Does Nanjing seem to have a story?"

Dream nodded: "Like, it looks like"

Jimu: "The fact is that professional injuries made him abdicate to the virtuous. Some people are unwilling but have to, but some people don't. The former is like Simi and the latter is like Nanjing"

Dream: "I think Nanjing will still be unwilling"

Building blocks: "Of course everyone has regrets, but some regrets can't be let go of and others can be laughed off"

Dream gave a thumbs up: "Jitangmu, you are very different today"

Building blocks: "What about you? We played so well with Qi Lin before, so it's a pity we separated. Are you happy to reunite now?"

Mengmeng nodded: "I am very happy to be able to play games together again, but I don't feel regretful about being separated. He has his own things to do. Although he feels a little pity, he doesn't think there is anything wrong."

Jimu touched Dream's head: "Our God D is just different, it's really interesting to see"

Mengmeng pouted: "Although, I think you are connoting me, but I don't think it should be like this. In the end, sometimes who can be tied up for a lifetime, Nanjing has made the choice that he thinks is right. Shouldn't we do it for you? Is he relieved?"

Lego: "What if I make the same choice?"

Dream: "I will support you. Although I feel uncomfortable, I will definitely stand on the podium with you before you retire, because I think otherwise I will feel a little bit sorry for this regret. Nanjing is the same, but that is My business, I can't force these things on you because of myself."

Building blocks: "Well, let's work together and strive to leave no regrets"

A group of people went to the living room

Nanjing and Mengmeng were very conscious of being substitutes, and sat directly in the corner

Nanjing: "I always feel that something is missing if Xiaomi didn't come today"

Dream: ""Yes, without Xiaomi, I don't think it's interesting"

Eryou: "I'm a little nervous?"

Kubi: "Why are you nervous? Since Simi retired, zxs is not strong after the advantage transfer, you just need to play normally"

Pizza: "Qi Lin, are you nervous?"

Qi Lin: "No"

Pizza: "It's unscientific. Are all the players of this new generation big-hearted? Are they not nervous at all?"

Nanjing: "It's not all there. Look at Eryou who has been on the field and is still so nervous."

Kubi: "You want me to say Qi Lin, or can you pass on your experience to Eryou?"

Qi Lin: "Nervousness does not bring you victory. Trust the coach's arrangement to perform normally. If you lose, keep working hard. If you win, continue to the next game."

Er first froze for a moment, then nodded crazily regardless of right or wrong: "Yes, yes, yes, AIEN is right."

Pizza curled his lips: "Good guy, it's as if you didn't say it, and there is no one else who can understand the truth from it."

Commentary A: "Okay, we see that the players have already walked to the camera and took their positions, waiting for the final adjustment"

Commentary B: "Yes, we saw that TOY's personnel changed a lot this time. First, the coach was replaced by the former big devil Simi, the jungler was rookie IDAIEN, and the top laner was Eryou from TOY's second team."

Commentary A: "Yes, the big devil, we don't need to introduce more. If you don't know more, just watch the ZXS game video a few years ago. Little B, do you know their newcomer AIEN?"

Commentary B: "Don't tell me I really have it. AIEN is an absolute stream-of-consciousness jungler, very strong, and a typical full-map player."

Commentary A: "Yes, it is said that he also has a little partner, AIET, who also defeated many professional players in double row."

Commentator B: "Yes, I heard that the two of them played the game together, and they had an understanding and idea of ​​the game together. This kind of tacit understanding is really too difficult to cultivate. TOY really spent a lot of money. Look at their official team. Did you win?"

Commentary A: "Are you talking about this morning's official blog? Of course I read it. TOY officially issued a statement this morning. TOY will implement a jungle rotation system for future games."

Commentary B: "Yes, the Nanjing player also spoke out afterwards, saying that he has a hand injury and is very grateful to AIEN for coming. It can be seen that TOY is training a new jungler. I hope AIEN's name can have a place in the LPL."

Commentary A: "Yes, to be honest, the atmosphere in TOY's team is really good, but there is no explanation for the top laner to arrange Eryou to play, it seems that it is just a temporary substitute"

Commentary B: "Yes, God D has performed very well as a rookie in the regular season so far. I still hope to return to the game as soon as possible and also hope that Eryou can perform well on the game."

At this time, the barrage in the live broadcast room and TOY's official blog have been completely blown up

[Where is my eldest daughter? 】

[It's not why, my young master doesn't play]

[I didn't bother to watch it, God D was still on the air yesterday, but today I came off the bench, I'm drunk]

TOY2: 0 Two games took 1 hour and 21 minutes to win the game MVP to the building block

Post-match interview

Host: "We saw that the rookie jungler is really leading the whole map. The rhythm is really good. As the captain, what do you think of the new players?"

Lego: "He's fine"

The host continued to work hard: "The new players still make mistakes. As the captain, shouldn't there be some punishment system?"

Lego: "No, he'll be better"

The host tried harder: "Today we saw that Eryou played, but Dream didn't. Why?"

Building blocks: "The coach is arranging special training for him"

The host defeated: "Okay, thank you for the cooperation of our building block players. Is there anything else you want to tell everyone?"

Jimu shook his head: "No, thank you" and left the interview area without looking back

The barrage in the live broadcast room at this time

[It is well known that the interview terminator after the building blocks game]

[Laughing, this host feels like going crazy]

【Relax, my Bao'er is in special training, that's fine】

【Relaxed.My little master is still in special training]

[Jum. Interview Terminator. Mu.Really as a fan of Jenga, I have to say, every time I don’t want to watch his post-match interview]

[I said that I only want to watch the pre-match trash talk of everyone in TOY. Their post-match interviews are really, two words can describe it vividly, boring]

[TOY team is the nightmare of every post-match interview host]

[Not all TOYs are like this, after all, Dream and AIEN have not been interviewed yet]

[I haven't seen the young master's post-match interview for a short time, and TOY has issued a statement that he will not participate in the post-match interview until he becomes an adult]

【It's okay, I can afford to wait】

[I'm really looking forward to the future interviews of the young master, don't learn building blocks, definitely don't learn building blocks]

[This building block fan has to say something appropriately here, don't learn building blocks, give us some benefits, it's not easy for us]

[Interview with building blocks, called a mudslide]

[You can't say that, are we popular because we don't want to lose face? 】

[popular, I lost]

[Let's not say that, is the Phantom God losing face? 】

【Phantom god, my god, I have a heart attack】

【Stop talking, as a fan of TD, I had a heart attack】

[One thing to say, I also feel a little sympathetic to TD fans]

[Stop sympathizing with others, your TOY is not much better. 】