Captain has a crush on me

It was already past four o'clock in the afternoon when the three of them returned to the base. After everyone had distributed the gifts they brought back, they were called to the conference room by Xiaomi

Brother Jia: "New year, new atmosphere. In the new year, I want to announce something to everyone. I will retire completely. The new coach will come tomorrow afternoon."

Except for the building blocks, several people were stunned, and Pizza was the first to react: "It's not Brother Jia, why are you so good?"

Brother Jia: "Oh, I'm getting old, I really can't stay up all night, and you all know that I have cervical spine problems, and the coach is not easy. Now, Brother Jie is helping with many things, and it's not a long-term solution. There just happens to be a suitable Candidates, it’s time for me to step back, I’m already preparing to open an Internet cafe, don’t forget to give me a platform at the opening ceremony.”

Nanjing was still a little confused: "So suddenly? I can't accept it"

Brother Jia: "I didn't say I'm leaving now. I will still be there when the new coach comes. I will be there before the regular season, but I won't participate too much in your training."

Xiaomi interrupted suddenly: "Okay, don't look like you're going to die. He just changed his job. The coach is also very hard. The doctor suggested it many times. He endured it because of too many changes in personnel before. Now, there is a suitable candidate, so let's let it go." Let him go, what if he dies from overwork, the doctor said that if he continues to work, he will have to amputate his limbs below the eyebrows."

The originally dignified atmosphere was suddenly distorted by Xiaomi, and Kubi said with a constipated face: "Wori, Xiaomi, you are really beautiful."

Brother Jia also smiled: "Yes, and I'm getting married. I can't stay away from home every day like before I got married. It's not appropriate to go home for a few days a year. I'm getting old and I can't stand it anymore."

Dream: "Coach, let's go to your Internet cafe, is it free?"

Jia Ge: "I can be free before retiring, and I will give you [-]% off after retiring"

Pizza: "Pit, who has time to go to Internet cafes before retiring"

Brother Jia: "After retiring, you go every day, how can I make money if I don't charge?"

Nanjing: "Then you asked us to stand for you just now?"

Brother Jia smiled: "Okay, the 8% discount can't be lowered. Aren't you all curious about who our new coach is?"

Dream nodded: "Curious, but you didn't mention it, I'm embarrassed to ask directly"

Nanjing nodded in agreement: "Yes."

Brother Jia: "You are really good players of mine, the new coach is the original captain and conductor of ZXS"

Nanjing grabbed it in shock: "Wori, the big devil Simi, how did you do it?"

Xiaomi: "Hey, we have to talk about our captain, I got it from the building blocks"

Nanjing suddenly couldn't help laughing: "I'm sorry, I forgot that you two are players of the same period."

Pizza said with a constipated face: "You are really good teammates in China, thank you"

Dream: "Why do I think you are not very happy with pizza?"

Nanjing sniffed: "This is a very long story."

Kubi sat up straight: "Speak carefully"

Nanjing nodded: "By the way, Pizza had just joined the team at that time, and he was still a weak support. It was the first time he met the ZXS team in the arena. Simi, who is an active support player, took it. During the post-match interview, the host asked Simi, why didn’t he give the first blood to the shooter at the beginning of the game? Simi answered this way, I thought he would move and was going to lose The skill block moves, I didn't expect him to bump into it by himself, the support on the opposite side is very smart, knowing that it is better to give it to the support than to the shooter, he is a very visionary support player"

Kubi patted Pizza on the shoulder: "Brother, it's really strong that you survived and didn't retire on the spot."

Regardless of Pizza's stinky face, Nanjing continued: "What is this? During the time when the Great Demon King Simi was in the army, whenever he played against us, he had to take Pizza's head. It was like a ceremony. They used to talk a lot. It’s just that after Simi retired, the topic became less and less.”

Dream finally couldn't restrain himself, and took a picture of the pizza: "Brother, you can survive for so long without retiring, you are really really strong"

Pizza had a stinky face: "Is this something that can't be passed? You don't know about that ghost. He doesn't seem to be from the underworld. I have suggested to the league many times to check this player's mental problems. I doubt it." He played sick."

Dream held back a smile: "What happened later, how did the alliance reply to you later?"

Xiaomi: "It's not that far yet. Every time Pizza is about to make a suggestion to the league, Simi will send a report on his mental appraisal in the player group. You don't know how funny these two are."

Kubi sighed: "Pizza, it's really not easy for me to tell you,"

Pizza pulled his hair: "Don't talk about it, he was the captain at that time. He betrayed me in exchange for a practice match. I want to see him not only on the field, but also in the training match. You guys can have such a good support like me today." , I really took a deep breath at the time, persisted, and retired him alive. On the day he retired, I went out and booked a box and sang songs for a day as a celebration." After finishing speaking, I still did not forget to be handsome tease bangs

Meng Meng smiled and lay on the shoulders of Ji Mu: "Captain, were you all so funny before? What were you doing then?"

The building block turned sideways to make Mengmeng lie more comfortably: "Stop the teammate who is dying"

Pizza quibbled: "Am I wrong? You saw an assistant chasing another assistant all over the map. He is from hell. What's wrong with me making reasonable suggestions to the alliance?"

Building blocks: "You go to other people's live broadcast room every day to get people's attention, Weibo to get people's attention, WeChat groups to get people's attention to people, and Moments to get people's attention. He just takes your head every game. If it were me, I would press the spring water to fuck you."

Nanjing: "Yes, that's right. At that time, Pizza was not afraid of tigers when it was a fledgling. Every day, the sago had mental problems. There was a saying that the sago was just a little cold."

Pizza: "So when is he coming?"

Kubi lay on the table: "What are you doing? Do you want to prepare a knife for you?"

Pizza sighed: "You may not believe it, I need two hours of mental construction to resist taking him to see a psychiatrist"

Brother Jia knocked on the table: "Does anyone still remember my original intention? I'm leaving"

Nanjing: "You don't even give us the opportunity to surf the Internet for free, why do you still want us to give you a farewell party?"

Kubi echoed: "That's right, my enthusiasm for you has gradually cooled down. To be honest, after listening to Pizza's grievances and grievances, I am quite looking forward to the new coach."

Brother Jia slapped the table angrily: "The meeting is over."

A few people returned to the training room, Mengmeng picked up the mobile phone in the training room, saw there were unread WeChat messages, and clicked on it by the way

World crown TOY group

Xiaomi invited Simi to join the group chat

Simi: "Hi everyone"

Simi: "Picture" @LOLStrongest Auxiliary Pizza

Mengmeng clicked on the picture and saw that it was a psychiatric report dated yesterday, so he burst into laughter on the spot and responded to a WeChat

Mang: "Hello Coach"

Then announced to everyone in the room: "The new coach is already in the group, look for a surprise"

After a while, Pizza heard: "Wori, it really didn't come from the world."

LOL's strongest auxiliary pizza: "@米米, @佳哥, find an auxiliary substitute, immediately, I feel like I have a heart attack, the kind that is going to die"

Simi: "@LOLStrongest Assistant Pizza, okay, tell me about this kind of thing directly in the future, do you need me to accompany you to the doctor?"

LOL's strongest auxiliary pizza: "vomit blood.JPG"

Kubi: "@西米, coach, he's fine, he's just so happy to know you're coming"

Nanjing: "@西米, coach is good, yes, I am very happy. I know this news until now, Pizza brother is shaking with joy, and he hasn't recovered yet."

Simi: "Hello to you guys, @LOL strongest assistant pizza, happy to meet me again"

LOL's strongest assistant Pizza: "Yes, I'm so happy, but be careful on the way you come, don't have any accidents"

Simi: "@LOL strongest assistant pizza, don't worry!"

Kubi laughed straight away: "Wori, this new coach looks like an old hermaphrodite,"

Nanjing nodded: "Well, the title of Great Demon King is not for nothing. Ji Mu and his group of contestants compete one by one, and they are all the pinnacle kings of language arts."

Dream raised a curious question again: "Science popularization, to be honest, I am most interested in archaeology recently"

Nanjing grabbed Mengxiang's head: "Brother, brother, I will tell you about it. I don't need to talk about the advantages and season cards. You know Simi, and you know more about the mid laner. Then I will talk about it again." Let me tell you about ADCs."

Dream turned the stool: "Okay, brother"

Nanjing pretended to be profound and touched his chin with his right hand: "Do you know who are the famous ADCs in LPL?"

Dream nodded: "Kubi, Moon Shadow, Flowing Water"

Nanjing stretched out a finger and shook it: "NO. NO. NO. It's Qihuan, and Huanshen is the strongest ADC in his generation."

Meng Meng shook his head: "Impossible, he is not as strong as our Kubi in laning now, let alone Yueying and Liushui."

Kubi interjected sullenly: "Thank you for your positive evaluation of me"

Nanjing sighed: "The hero is late, Yueying and Liushui are both defeated by our Illusion God. Unfortunately, Illusion God is only stronger in singles, but these are not important. A boring fan once made a rough estimate. , Phantom God has been in service for 6 years, and the total words he has said do not exceed 1000 words."

Meng Meng looked at Nanjing in shock: "Are you kidding me? I've said more than this in a day."

Nanjing sighed: "Captain, please prove that your former comrade-in-arms Huan Shen also has a nickname called Dumb Huan?"

Ji Mu ignored the two gossiping people, and Nanjing continued to talk to Dream, "We phantom gods either stare coldly, or completely ignore them. When we are the happiest, we may reply to you. Well, now You know why the style is hooked up by the moon cakes, right? It’s not without reason.”

Meng Meng immediately heard the key point: "The captain and Huan Shen are teammates?"

Nanjing sighed again: "The call from your village didn't know it was normal. Feng Mi, Qi Huan, and Ji Mu used to be the main players of KOM. They were brilliant and ruthless. Later, the boss of KOM sold KOM. Our captain made TOY himself, and Feng Mi went TD, Qihuan went to zxs,"

Meng Meng stared at Nanjing with wide eyes: "Why did you sell it?"

Nanjing rolled his eyes at the dream that he couldn't grasp the key points every time: "I don't know about the high-level affairs."

Dream reluctantly nodded: "Okay, but why haven't I heard of the KOM team?"

Nanjing: "That's normal. Then they fell to the secondary league, and after another two years, they will be yellow."

The dream came alive immediately: "Captain, captain, why did you run away from home together?"

Jimu looked at the computer: "The contract has expired. KOM wants to transform into a purely commercial team. The few of us felt that the commercial team would be troublesome, so we transferred."

Dream pouted: "I thought there was a story."