Captain has a crush on me

Meng Meng turned off the live broadcast, walked out of the training room and sat down on the sofa: "Oh, this day is really tiring!"

Pizza held the phone: "Fuck, what did you and my brother do? Why is TOY's mid laner and top laner breaking up when the hot topic on Weibo is now?"

Kubi also came over and sat next to Mengmeng, and patted Mengmeng on the shoulder: "It's good-looking but it's different, and you can be on the trending search if you say hello."

Ji Mu: "Do you know why I invite you to eat Ma Xiao?"

Nanjing put on the gloves: "Others give out wedding candy when they are together, Captain Zhadi, are you going to give me something different, a meal of Xi Ma Xiao?"

Dream: "No way, how could the captain not even buy us candy, it's not like that, our captain has money"

Pizza: "That's right, rich people"

Kubi: "I said we can't just pick a sheep and pluck the wool, brother, why don't you show it?"

Dream: "What? I said? Then break up, I am so sad now, as teammates, should you buy me some snacks to comfort me?"

Pizza looked at Dream in shock: "Fuck, you are such a scumbag, how can you be worthy of the captain?"

Building blocks: "I invite you to eat the wedding candy, do you want to eat it? If you want to eat it, wash you god D and send it to my room at night. I have succeeded, eat the wedding candy until you die"

Xiaomi couldn't bear it anymore: "I said, dads, please do me a favor, do you know? I'm only 28 this year because of your hilarity, come and see" pointing to the top of his head: "I'm going to go bald when I step on a horse Please, please, I still need to contribute to the family planning of the motherland, please do me a favor and let me live a few more days?"

Kubi looked at Xiaomi and clicked his tongue: "Brother Xiaomi, you are already 28, what do you want to do? Believe me, it's impossible, don't make unnecessary struggles."

Pizza nodded and agreed: "Yes, brother Xiaomi, how can you be allowed to contribute to the family planning of the motherland? We young people just want to make more contributions, so we can come."

Mengmeng coughed: "Brother Xiaomi, don't bother with them, you are only 28 and still a flower, a mature man is attractive, you will definitely find a wife"

After hearing this pleasant sentence all morning, Xiaomi finally smiled with relief: "Also talk about my daughter,,,"

Dream: "So captain, if I wash myself up at night, can I eat sugar until I die? To be honest, my family is poor, and I have never eaten sweets since I was a child."

Brother Jia looked at Xiaomi's disappearing smiling face: "Don't be hilarious, save your brother Xiaomi's life, tomorrow you will play against MK, if you lose the game, let's see if you still have the face to say hello here"

Pizza: "The champion team, we can't beat them, all the members have not been replaced, the team members can learn a new life from the captain's fart, we will do our best"

Nanjing: "I also think there is little chance of winning. We haven't run in for a long time, and there is a problem of disconnection. They are playing the snowball team in the late stage steadily. I can think that tomorrow must be the bladder game."

Kubi: "Not necessarily, we have a captain and a younger brother, can we fight?"

Dream: "Don't talk about me. Poison milk me"

Building blocks: "Don't poison me too"

Xiaomi: "You guys are going to die, do you think you will lose before you fight?"

Pizza: "Brother Xiaomi, let's be reasonable. They have been working together for so long, and it is difficult for us to cooperate with each other at present, especially their jungle advantage. We will be messed up by them if we break a knot."

Xiaomi: "Then keep festival."

Kubi patted Xiaomi on the shoulder: "Brother, you don't know how to play games, we don't blame you." The others nodded

Xiaomi struggled without giving up: "It's not that you guys made it clear."

Brother Jia: "This is not only a problem of strength gap, but also a problem of cooperation. They have been working together for two consecutive seasons without any substitutions. The cooperation between them is already very good. It is difficult for a new team like ours to compete in front of them. Play record, the longer the game, the more mistakes we will make, and the more opportunities they will have."

Brother Jia: "It's okay, don't be discouraged. The regular season is for training. It's normal to win and lose. Tomorrow, we will play normally. Winning or losing is an honor."

Dream: "Actually, it's not impossible to give it a try"

Jia Ge: "What do you mean?"

Dream: "I watched their game video, they like to engage in the late stage, and they are good at snowballing, we can engage in early game heroes to end the game early. The shorter the time, the less mistakes we have, not what you said"

Building blocks: "You can try it. Our personal operations are similar. The problems that exist are only cooperation and competition experience."

Dream nodded: "If it doesn't work, we can try four guarantees and one. Anyway, our three-core team, they have little chance of winning against them. It is difficult for a late-stage team like them to check and balance if they are economical."

Pizza: "That's right, our top laner is God D now, we can try this tactic, before the white is because I can't resist pressure, but maybe I can do it"

Brother Jia: "Don't rank up after dinner, just practice and try. The data analyst and I will study it. It's still very risky to fight like this. After all, if they delay the time, you will be lambs waiting to be slaughtered." .”

Dreams shrugged indifferently: "What's the matter, winning or losing is a common thing in military strategy, learn a lesson, this time this tactic won't work, let's change to a different one next time, we practice often, tacit understanding is not a talent, we can practice more ah."

Pizza nods: "Yes"

Jimu: "Fortunately, I was not dazzled by the four-game winning streak"

Nanjing: "Why, haven't we always been the third child of ten thousand years?"

Xiaomi: "God is he the third child of ten thousand years, if you lose the game tomorrow and you still say hi when you come back, I will die for you to see."

Brother Jia took off the gloves: "We have been training for so long. Only by constantly working with strong teams can we expose problems and find out early and treat them early."

In the evening, everyone should go back to bed before two o'clock at the request of Brother Jia.Mengmeng opened her eyes and looked at the phone helplessly: "Sin, I shouldn't drink the glass of water that Nanjing gave me, this is the consequence of not sticking to my position" and then struggled to go to the public bathroom.When I came back from the bathroom, I saw that the table lamp in the small lounge was still on. When I walked over, I saw that Ji Mu was sitting on the sofa smoking a cigarette. The whole person was sitting lazily on the sofa, holding a cigarette between his slender fingers.

Dream: "Captain? Why are you staying up so late? I thought it was Brother Jia who forgot to turn off the lights when they left, and I wanted to say that I can finally be a live Lei Feng."

Jimu heard the sound and looked up: "Then why did you stay up so late? Nervous about tomorrow's game?"

Mengmeng came over and sat next to the building block and raised his legs: "No, I drank a glass of water before going to bed and woke up. The toilet in the room is broken. Xiaomi said that after the game tomorrow, he will find someone to fix it. What about you? No Is it a tense game?"

Jimu put out the cigarette, put his arms on the armrest of the sofa and looked at the dream lazily with his head on the armrest: "What do you think?"

Dream scratched his head: "To be honest. I don't think so. They all sleep like dead pigs. As the captain, your mentality should be much better than that of the team members, but this kind of thing, how to say, maybe you Is it just a captain with a strong appearance and a sentimental heart? You think so?"

Jimu nodded: "The analysis makes sense."

Dream: "So what? Captain, which one do you belong to?"

Building blocks: "I don't belong to any of them, I'm thinking about another thing"

Mengmeng raised her eyebrows: "Wow, do you need any valuable advice from God D?"

Jimu smiled: "I don't need it for now, it's not yet time"

Mengmeng sighed: "Well, I thought there were melons to knock."

Jimu: "God D, what do you think of tomorrow's game?"

Meng Meng rolled her eyes and scratched her ears: "Actually, there is no opinion. In my opinion, the undecided facts don't need me to give any meaning."

Jimu coughed: "Although I really want to understand, but I think I have to tell you one thing, I am not a gifted child, I have been a professional since I was admitted to university, and if I say something that is easy to understand, we Maybe we can continue to communicate.”

Dream: "That is, for me, things that didn't happen, in my opinion, I don't even need to do anything other than what I should do for him. To put it bluntly, I don't think that I don't sleep and think about tomorrow's game. What I should do .”

Jimu nodded: "It makes sense, aren't you afraid of losing?"

Dream shook his head: "Don't be afraid, I'm still young, failure will make me go further next time."

Jimu touched Dream's head: "I thought the same way when I was your age. It's a pity, but it's not urgent. It's different now and I'm older."

Dreaming of knocking off the paws of building blocks on his head: "Don't touch men's heads, 22 years old is really not young, as expected, older people tend to think too much, captain, to be honest, I am running out of patience, I feel I'm a little sleepy"

Jimu sighed: "Dreams, fearlessness and conceit are one step away, let's go back to sleep"

The two walked back to the door of their respective rooms. As soon as Jimu opened his door, he heard the person behind him say:

Dream: "Things that haven't happened, good and bad are equally divided. Every time we fight, no matter whether we make mistakes or perform supernormally, it's not until the last moment. The victory and defeat are always [-]-[-], so go to bed early, and I will accompany you as the captain. Watching a golden rain, definitely!"

Jimu looked back at the boy standing behind him and said in a hoarse voice: "Okay" looked at the boy behind him and closed the door contentedly: "But what I want is not the company of a golden rain, what I want is you to stay with me all the time ,Fool"

Pizza sat in front of the dining table: "Hey! I said, big girl, did you attack MK at night yesterday? These two big dark circles are comparable to the country's giant pandas."

Mengmeng drank porridge listlessly: "Heh~, yesterday, in the spirit of humanitarianism, I became a close little brother, guiding the direction of life for lost youths."

Nanjing sighed and leaned against Kubi: "I said, is there any lost youth in our team?"

Kubi picked up the soy milk on the table and handed it to Nanjing: "If you say that you comfort the backyard team from the air, I can still believe it."

Meng Meng put down the spoon in his hand: "Where's the captain?"

Nanjing continued to sigh: "I was called away by Brother Xiaomi, saying that there was something he wanted to sign"

Pizza: "Don't change the subject, who is it?"

Dream propped his head on his hands: "Ah, it's the captain, he didn't go to sleep after three o'clock in the middle of the night last night, I comforted him a lot"

Nanjing didn't react for a while, he choked on soy milk and coughed frantically, Kubi patted him on the back while handing him water

Pizza suddenly regained his energy, and said loudly: "Who are you talking about? Captain, please tell me quickly. I haven't seen the captain have any unnecessary emotions because of the game since I joined the team."

Meng Meng stared at Pizza with wide eyes: "How come, you don't care about your teammates too much, he lost sleep because of this yesterday"

Nanjing shook his head: "Brother, you didn't know that you came late. As a team captain and an old teammate for four years, let me tell you this. Yuan Xiafafa made a hand injury and made a mistake. After we stopped in the top 8 of the World Championship Retire immediately, that time Pizza cried as much as Meng Jiangnu, the captain could still tell Pizza that you can cry, but after three o’clock in the morning, you can only cry silently, disturbing me to sleep, tomorrow I will send you to the youth training team as a training partner Do you think such a captain will lose sleep because of a game in the regular season? It is not necessarily a game that is won or lost. Let me tell you that today is the championship game of the World Championship. He is a great man who can sleep normally.”

Dream looked at Pizza, and Pizza nodded sadly to him: "You know what? When I was crying because I lost the game and I didn't protect my ADC well and my ADC retired, the captain came over calmly Tell me to keep your voice down and don't disturb my sleep. What's your mood? The most important thing is that he still has a blindfold on his head, and there are wrinkles on his face from sleeping. Do you know that there is only one sentence in my mind at that moment Don't cry, the world is not worth it."

Kubi couldn't stand it anymore, and patted the shoulder of the dream that was doubting life: "It's okay, the captain may have suddenly been hungry in the middle of the night last night, or went out to get a glass of water because of thirst, but it doesn't matter, these don't delay your performance Humanism"

Dream looked at Kubi and nodded: "It makes sense."

Ji Mu was already at the door looking at the people in the room: "Is it over? Pack up and get ready to go"

Pizza: "Captain, so why did you lose sleep yesterday?"

The other three looked at the building blocks together with curious eyes.

Jimu sighed: "I didn't suffer from insomnia and woke up in the middle of the night. I got addicted to smoking and went out to smoke a cigarette and drink some water."

Dream struggling to death: "Why don't you smoke in the room"

Lego: "I hate the smell of smoke"

Meng Meng looked skeptical: "What the hell, you smoke and hate the smell of cigarettes?"

Jimu nodded, Mengmeng continued to struggle: "Then why don't you go to the balcony?"

Building blocks: "Fear of mosquitoes entering the room"

Nanjing: "I prove that although the captain smokes, he hates the smell of cigarettes, he said it was choking"

Meng Meng looked at the building blocks with a look of despair: "Then you are also a god, I admire you, sorry to bother you" and walked out first.

Xiaomi sat on the bus going to the competition: "Dads, I beg you, really don't beg you this time, if you lose your pre-match quotations as always, I will take it with you when I step on the horse." The public relations crashed and died at the gate of our base."

Pizza said indifferently: "Anla Xiaomi, I have experience in public relations, and this is not the first time."

Nanjing: "That's right, we don't survive every year. It's not a big deal, just overcome it."

Xiaomi stood up angrily and pinched his bucket waist: "Shenta, isn't it the first time I've overcome you big sister?"

At this time, Mengmeng was watching the game video saved in the mobile phone with Jimu, and said to Jimu next to him, "Captain, did you often quote before the game?"

Jimu looked at the phone screen and nodded: "There was a BO3 life-and-death game before, and Pizza went to ward. The ghost almost went to the jungler on the opposite side, so we had a good time, and we lost that game."

Brother Jia coughed, "Is that called high?"

Xiaomi was even angrier when he heard this: "You call that a bit of a joke? After the game quotes were posted on the official Weibo that day, our base was going to be bombed."

After listening to Mengmeng, he stuffed his mobile phone into the building block and sat up straight: "Who can satisfy me, an ignorant human being?"

Pizza: "At the time I said, Fuck you guys, let me tell you something, this is probably going to be cold, I put an eye in the jungler on the opposite side,"

Kubi thought for a while: "Withdraw? Quickly withdraw? Is that what I said at the time?"

Nanjing suddenly interjected: "No, it's not you, it's me stealing the show, I said it next, I said don't want Brother Xu, the opponent's jungler would never have thought that you would sell so deeply to light our way home, and then they would be junglers just move"

Kubi: "Oh yes, then I said withdraw"

Dream: "What's the matter, why is such a boring and unnutritious sentence included in the competition quotations"

Pizza sighed: "You are still too young, brother, this is just the beginning, if you want to talk about this, it is actually the captain's fault."

Nanjing cleared his throat: "After Pizza and Kubi were beaten by each other, our captain said, probably the opponent's jungler never expected that someone would pay money to sell their ass, and they were too excited for a while, so they forgot your appearance, probably Now I'm sick of what I've done"

Pizza: "Ah, why did I come back at that time, ah, I said what happened to me? With my appearance and my figure, he hesitated for a few seconds because I was stunned."

Nanjing: "Yes, then I answered, I was shocked by your spirit of rushing to sell your ass and give you money."

Pizza: "The most irritating thing is that the captain replied; well, facing the temptation of money, the jungler on the opposite side wavered, and he ignored his appearance. This will be a shame for his life"

Dream: "What happened later? What happened later?"

Kubi: "It seems that I asked a question later, so am I just a joke the whole time? Buy one get one free? The rest are not released, because the rest may only be beep... ...Do you understand how to describe it like that?"

Dream nodded, "I understand mosaics."

Xiaomi suddenly said loudly: "You know what a fart. I lost that game in the end. As soon as the quotations during the game were released, the fans and passers-by were blown up at that time. The dynamite package threatened to blow up the base, so that these homeless people who knew Kouhai every day, let them know what it means to be ashamed. It was really a nightmare during that time. The few of them lost the game and came back to continue the live broadcast. What makes people angry is that they are still talking about themselves. Do you know how many fans we lost in that wave of operations?"

Dream hit the shoulder of the building block: "Captain, you are quite wild"

Jimu put down his phone: "Correct me, I didn't say hello when I came back to start the live broadcast"

Xiaomi became even angrier after hearing this: "Yes, you didn't say hello, you went to the opponent's jungle live broadcast room and gave them gifts, and before you left, you said: I'm sorry for you. Damn RCP's jungler Xiaoyu After knowing the cause and effect, he drove the live broadcast and went straight to your live broadcast room and came up with a pornographic report for you, is your relationship with him okay now?"

Jimu said lightly: "It's his own problem. I care about him. Who would have thought that he would refuse to admit it if he wanted face so much."

Xiaomi laughed angrily: "God tower? I won't admit it. Because of this incident, the RCP jungler has been squatting in the middle of every game for a whole season, and he has created a lot of hatred for himself. Now Xiaoyu's jungler style is still nothing. Help catch the matter, the whole alliance knows, and you can tell if it's your fault."

Jimu took out a mask and put it on his face: "He got it wrong, and he blamed me. You don't always think that you can't find a girlfriend because you are busy with work, do you?"

Xiaomi nodded: "That's right, I'm so busy, how can I have time to date?"

The bus stopped and the building blocks stood up and patted Xiaomi: "Treasure it, the excuse of being busy won't last long"

Xiaomi looked at the building blocks and got out of the car: "What does he mean?"

Meng Meng patted Xiaomi on the shoulder: "I suspect he said you were ugly, really Brother Xiaomi"

After Mengmeng got out of the car, she heard Xiaomi gnashing her teeth in the back and said: "Fuck, Jimu, you will be punished sooner or later."