Sakata Gintoki's Harem Cultivation

Is it raining?

Gao Shan stood by the window in a daze, looking at the lights in the night rain, he felt empty in his heart.

In this warm and cold spring night, the wind mixed with rain is still chilly.And he didn't seem to notice it, letting the loose purple-gold bathrobe on his body rustle in the wind.

He stretched out his hand out the window, and the rain dripped on his palm, making him feel cool.

He closed his eyes, and for a moment he felt that memories flooded in like a tsunami, and he was defeated.

In fact, what Gao Shan didn't know was that Yin Shi had called him "Jin Zhu" a long time ago.

It was still in the period of fighting against the barbarians. After a long period of fierce war, they rarely had a chance to breathe.

The higher-ups sent a general with military supplies to inspect and condolences. Although everyone didn't want to pay attention to this general because too many comrades died and were too tired, they were still polite in view of the extremely important military supplies. Angrily serving the uncle.

It was a fine morning.

Yinshi was washing his white suit by the river.In fact, it has been washed once, but there are still some mottled blood stains, which is not pleasing to the eye no matter how you look at it, so it happened that there was nothing to do that day, so I took the clothes and washed them again.

"...What are you doing in a panic and torturing your clothes?" The one who spoke was Takasugi who was taking a bath in the middle of the river.He has been looking at Yinshi for a long time, and he really can't stand Yinshi pulling the corner of his clothes and "slapping" it on the slate, and then hitting it again from a different angle... It's no wonder that the clothes are washed clean in such a weird way!

"Ah, I don't have anything to do, so I just let my clothes do some exercise to stretch my muscles and bones." Yin Shi looked indifferent.

Takasugi looked contemptuous.

At this time, his eyes are still good, and the dark green pupils are a little less sharp than now, and a little more clear.Under the sun, those beautiful eyes shone slightly, making it impossible to look away.

Yinshi was stunned for a moment, then suddenly stood up and covered his stomach: "I'll take a shit."

Takasugi's expression has changed from contempt to disgust.There is a lot of excrement and urine on the lazy donkey, huh.

Seeing that he was almost done with the washing, and looking at the wrinkled white lump on the stone slab by the shore, Gao Shan frowned and decided to help Yinshi rub his back for the sake of rubbing his back. .

Suddenly, the sound of pulling branches and leaves and footsteps came from the nearby bushes.

Not silver hour!

Such information appears in the brain instantly.Takasugi put on his coat in the blink of an eye and grasped the sword in his hand.His eyes narrowed slightly because of vigilance, with a bit of sharpness and murderous look, but turned into surprise when he saw the person coming.

This man...isn't it General Watanabe who just arrived a few days ago!

When Watanabe saw Takasugi, the smile on his face was instantly bright enough to blind people's eyes, "It's really vigilant, little Takasugi~ interesting, really interesting~" After seeing that Takasugi was only wearing a thin underwear, he I laughed even happier.

Takasugi hated his fiery eyes, but considering that the other party was a general and had important military assets in his hands, he had to try not to show his dislike so clearly, "General, my surname is Takasugi, not Xiao Takasugi." His tone was a little stiff because of patience.

Watanabe was noncommittal, just smiled, and took a few steps forward, "Why, are you alone?"

Takasugi seemed to have relaxed, but he clenched his hand even tighter with his drooping right hand, "The general is looking for me? What can you tell me?"

"I don't dare to take 'enlightenment'." Watanabe didn't miss his little move, but continued to bully him as if he didn't see it, and the smile on his face became more ambiguous, "It's just that some people want to discuss with you." Put your hand over Takasugi's right hand that is holding the sword.

Takasugi dodged subconsciously, and his eyes towards Watanabe gradually became dangerous.

Watanabe still smiled nonchalantly, "It's about the transfer of military resources... how about it, don't you want to know?"

Takasugi froze.

As a senior member of the anti-barbarian army, he naturally understands the importance of this military resource in the war.The soldiers and horses went ahead without using food and grass. If the food and grass of an army ran out... Watanabe was threatening the lives of the soldiers of the entire army!How can he!

Even though he was gnashing his teeth until the teeth were rattling, and he was so angry that he could crush the hilt of the sword... Gao Shan still wanted to be immobilized as if he had been immobilized, watching the hand getting closer and closer to his face close……

Gao Shan closed his eyes, a killing intent surged in his heart.

The expected repulsive touch did not come, replaced by a strong and sudden pull on the shoulder.

Takasugi opened his eyes in surprise.

"Silver, silver time..."

Gintoki didn't look at Takasugi, but just slightly strengthened his arms around his shoulders.He looked at Watanabe and smiled, "Hey, respected General Watanabe, you can't talk about such important things with the IQ that is directly proportional to his height. Why don't you let me replace you?"

Watanabe withdrew his hand uncomfortably, "Shira...Yasha? Interesting, really interesting. It turns out that the Lord Shirayasha who made the enemy fearful on the battlefield is not only skilled, but also has a great mind. Also, isn't it Watanabe, it's Watanabe."

"Well, a man needs both civil and military skills to attract the attention of a beautiful woman, don't you think so, General Watari?" Yin Shi scratched his messy hair.

"It's a pity that I want to discuss it with Takasugi-kun more. As for Your Excellency Shiroyasha, I'd better ask for swordsmanship someday. Besides, it's not Watari, it's Watanabe! Then, I'll go first." Don't turn around before leaving He glanced at Takasugi meaningfully.

Takasugi really wanted to slap Gintoki on his face.

"Let's go, Takasugi." Gintoki walked forward as if nothing had happened, "I warn you, don't do anything messy, the samurai only needs to hold the sword in his hand."

The corner of Takasugi's mouth hooked secretly, and it disappeared in an instant.He trotted past Silver Hour.

"Ouch! It hurts, hurts, hurts, why did you step on me! My feet are about to cry! I really will cry!"

"Your IQ is directly proportional to your height, and your whole family's IQ is directly proportional to your height."

"That's right, Yinsang's height is directly proportional to IQ!"

"...cut off the back of your neck!"

"Don't get me wrong, Aoshan, you are 1.7 meters tall and not the dwarf who is ten centimeters shorter than you!"

"If you increase your height, you will be destroyed!"

...In short, the inexplicable riverside incident was pressed like this.

But Takasugi knew very well that this matter did not end there.

He was seemingly unintentionally replaced by Yinshi to report work for him many times, and he always felt malicious gazes in the quiet corner, and more and more soldiers in the army complained that the food portions were getting less and less...all of this is in the Reminding Takasugi, he was being watched by that general.

Everything else is still within tolerance, but Takasugi can't bear the imminent battle. A general actually withholds military rations for his own selfishness, regardless of the lives of his soldiers.Does he treat war as a child's play?

As long as he thinks of this, Takasugi will feel a chill from the bottom of his heart.

On a thunderstorm night, when Yinshi was on patrol, Gao Shan took this opportunity to go to the general's camp empty-handed.

"I knew you'd come, fun, fun."

"Since you've come...it means you've realized it, heh..." His lips gradually moved closer.

Thunder struck the sky.

Gintoki had to ask Sakamoto to go on patrol instead of him because he not only ate bad food but was also a lazy donkey because he had a lot of feces and urine today. When he returned to the tent, it was empty.

The wig said hello to planting flowers, although the devil knows why he wants to plant flowers and choose this kind of weather, the silly horse went to patrol instead of himself... So, what about the dwarf fir?

Gintoki ran out, grabbed a soldier on duty and asked if he saw where Takasugi had gone, and was told that he was heading for General Watanabe's tent.

Yinshi felt that nine days of heavy thunder had struck him, and his head was buzzing.

He ran over frantically, and he felt pain all over his body from the heavy raindrops.

Dwarf fir, dwarf fir...

There was no movement in the camp.

Yinshi's hands were trembling and he opened the door, and what he saw was...

"Ah?"

Lying on the ground, General Watai's body was arranged in a standard "M" shape, with candles on his forehead and [beep——], his hands and feet were tied, his mouth was stuffed with a cloth, his nose was bruised and his face was swollen, and his eyes were full of tears.

And Takasugi was sitting on a chair, drinking tea leisurely.

Hearing the noise, Takasugi turned his head, "Gintoki, why are you here. But it's okay, help me think about the next posture, 'S' or 'B'."

"Na, Nani?! Is the way I opened it wrong? Why can't I understand the current situation a little bit? Please explain, hello!" Yin Shi was in a mess.

When Takasugi looked at Gin who was in a mess and panting heavily, he suddenly became in a good mood, "Well, I'm playing a game, which is to arrange the human body into various letters or other shapes."

"If a human body were to be placed in a 'B', the cliff would be broken into three pieces! This is too cruel! You are so stupid, did the leaders make it? And why even if you explain Yinsang, I still can't understand it!"

"Because your IQ is inversely proportional to your height." Takasugi turned his head, looked at the lump on the ground with the eyes of a human looking at a mouse, and his smile became even more ghostly, "This pig just tried to use his pig that may not have been washed for three days. It makes me sicker than seeing a fly express its deep love for shit. Of course he is a fly and I am not shit. So I taught him a little bit to let his dog eyes see the species clearly. No , Actually, it’s not a lesson at all, it’s just a small game. But if he moves around or causes the candle to fall due to other reasons... Hehehe..."

"..." Yin Shi expressed tiredness and dislike.Gintoki didn't bother to complain about Takasugi's rare and long words, which were full of slots. He just wanted to say congratulations to General Watai who had changed his species attributes three times and had the possibility of being disfigured and having children and grandchildren.

When Gao Shan looked at Yin with blood all over his face, he smiled even more happily, "As for the leadership...it's not a problem."

"Arnuo, why didn't you refuse when he touched your face by the river?" After thinking about it, Yinshi still asked.

"I didn't intend to refuse. I planned... to chop up the pig's trotter that stained my face."

Yinshi looked sympathetically at General Watai who was lying on the ground, shivering from the hot wax dripping down, but he didn't dare to make a big move.Remember to thank him for accidentally helping him save a hand.

But... I still want to know...

Under Takasugi's surprised gaze, Gintoki gently kissed those two thin lips that seemed somewhat mean.

"If it were me... what would Asugi-kun do?"

"……Fool."

Takasugi punched Yinshi's abdomen, but then put his hand around Yinshi's shoulder.

It's really arrogant.

Yinshi sneered, changing from a kissing position to a hugging position.Although he knew that the relationship between them would not change in any way because of this kiss, he was still very happy in his heart.

"Jin Zhu..." Yin Shi buried his head in Gao Shan's neck, and the voice in his throat was indistinct.

"What?" Gao Shan didn't hear clearly.

"...It's nothing." Yinshi slightly intensified his strength, and hugged Gao Shan even tighter.

It's great that you're okay, Jinsuke.

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