Chaos God

The wind blows across the vast grassland, where the sheep are grazing. The fat and strong sheep are the property of the lord. The shepherd plays the flute and looks at the fat sheep. There is a bird not far from the sheep and the shepherd. Big trees, the warm spring breeze rustling the leaves, mixed with the sound of blowing the grass, just like a moving pastoral song.

Under the tree, someone was sleeping on the trunk, wearing a countryman's wide-brimmed hat, bow and quiver casually placed by his side, and a saber was held in his arms as a pillow. Of course, this hard pillow is obviously not very It was comfortable, so the short boy gave up the posture of leaning against the tree trunk with his sword in his arms for a light sleep, and turned to spread his hands and feet on the grass.

The sheep bleat from time to time, and the leaves and grass rustle. The only thing that is not harmonious... probably is the one or two whirring and teeth grinding sounds made by the boy when he is sleeping very comfortably, and a sudden burst of horseshoes. The sound came from far to near, and the rattling sound was very annoying. The young man grunted, and was about to turn around and cover his ears to continue sleeping, when suddenly his face turned cold, and an extremely bitter and disgusting taste spread from his mouth, "Ah bah! "He jumped up suddenly, "Bah, bah, bah!" He spit several mouthfuls of saliva, and then wiped his face. The muddy water mixed with an unpleasant smell splashed his face, and the boy didn't say anything about it for a moment The bad world of sanitation is desperate, "Damn! That bastard is so unsanitary!" This is like walking on the street wearing your favorite clothes on a rainy day, only to be splashed all over by a speeding car passing by The feeling of mud and water caused a crossroads to collapse on the boy's forehead. Of course, when he looked over, he could only see the galloping horse's buttocks and the back of the man on horseback. In retrospect, what he remembered most firmly was actually The man had that flamboyantly yellow short gun on his back.

Boy, let's make a knot, don't let me see you again!Otherwise, I'll throw you a muddy face without explaining!Ailan found a stream, wiped her face and rinsed her mouth, then reached out to touch her waist, bursting into tears instantly, the two old hags said, "Ah, my dear daughter is here to be taught (eating rice) After so many years, shouldn’t it be time to go out and experience experience (start a new stove to make money on your own)?” For reasons, he was kicked out of the Kingdom of Shadows without even giving him any money, so he stuffed a fierce horse, a sword, and a pair of bows and arrows. The road prohibition is all alive.

Let’s look at the prohibition they put down, “You are not allowed to accept love from any man in the world.” Tsk tsk, godmother No. [-], godmother No. [-], you don’t really want my daughter to follow in your footsteps and become a member of my big lily, right? ?Alan stared at the empty and shriveled money bag for a long time, as if he might be able to find money by staring at it like this.

Of course, that was just Alan's fantasy. She recalled the whole process of grinding her teeth with the two godmothers before she was kicked out of the Kingdom of Shadows: "Godmother! I don't have a penny without your goddaughter, I can't get along in other places !"

"Alan, dear, you can hunt." The beautiful and dignified (fierce and violent) warrior queen godmother said this, and by the way, with 24K pure "love" eyes, she shot Alan from head to toe and from foot to head again, successfully It made Ailan get goosebumps all over her body, and then the wise and sensible (treacherous) druid mage godmother said to her with a "holy" smile: "You can find a job yourself, such as a mercenary."

The bad memories ended, and Alan was kicked out of the Kingdom of Shadows by these two. Before leaving, the warrior queen's godmother said to her: "I owe a warrior to the Lord of Fiona Knights. If you are interested, You can try it, first of all, if you can't pass the entrance exam, don't come back~" Then the druid female mage godmother gave herself a water bag, "Drink water from this water bag, you can forget the world The most painful love affair."

Oh, godmother, if you are really worried about your daughter being abducted by someone, you can let me take the Kingdom of Shadows to eat and drink for nothing for the rest of my life. You don't need to kick me out in such a hurry. Really.Alan supported her forehead silently. She traveled through many territories along the way, and heard many bards singing poems praising her two cheating elders. Finally, once she couldn't bear it anymore, she beat a bard to death. After a pause, he silently looked at the sky at 45 corners: "Dear two godmothers, I beat up the gentle, kind, beautiful and dignified rumor-mongers, are you satisfied?"

She thought of the inhumane training she had received from these two since she was a child, and she almost burst into tears!Ever since I woke up and found that I had turned into a little baby and was soaked in a herbal medicine jar like a pickle, it was fine. When I grew up, I was trained to fight wild wolves. At first, I threw it for half a month. In the deep mountains, only a simple spear and a small knife are given, and there is no need to bury them if they die.

As she grew up, the time limit increased from half a month to half a year, and the tasks she accepted became more and more difficult and dangerous, and the weapons in her hands changed from small knives and spears to long swords and bows. She has grown from a small bean to a female warrior in the Kingdom of Shadows, and the two godmothers are quite satisfied.

She remembered again that she was being forced to learn rhythm and chess by her godmother, if she dared to fall asleep... Hehe, you should hang upside down to recite the book tonight, and now she remembered that she was doing upside down sit-ups While reciting the twelve-line poem, she was full of blood and tears!There is wood!Why do you want to learn this thing!There is a P for it!

As for when she put on the leather armor prepared by her godmother, she looked like a Spartan—isn't this male armor? !Is it really a man to let a young girl in her development period wear corsets?After the bad memories came to an end, Alan sighed violently. Could it be that he wants to eat grilled fish again today?

An empty purse is flawed.Alan thought this way, holding the steed that she raised by herself since she was a child, the horse that can travel thousands of miles is the best gift given to herself by the two cheating elders. As for the water bag... Hehe, it was given by the druid godmother She still uses things cautiously. For example, when she was five years old, her druid godmother gave her a "magic" flower, but she cheated and found out that the flower turned into small animals, toads, swans, mice, and rabbits. Everything was available, she was so scared that she threw it into an unknown corner and still can’t find it—fortunately, it’s not permanent, the girls who were turned into small animals changed back in less than an hour And I don't remember that I was turned into a small animal at all, otherwise Ailan really didn't know how to face them...

When she was eight years old, her godmother gave her a fire-breathing sword, and then she found out that this thing can breathe fire is very good, at least it saves flint and steel for barbecue... But the heat-conducting ability of fire-breathing metal... you know.

When I was nine years old...

When I was ten...

Then there is the steed beside her now—she really thinks this horse is the best gift she has ever received in her life.

Others... It doesn't matter if you don't mention it, or you don't mention it... Whenever she mentions it, every word is filled with blood and tears. Whenever she thinks of those cheating birthday presents, she can't stop complaining.

This is not scientific at all!

Well, it's not scientific, but it's magic.

With blood on her face, Alan knocked on a certain tenant farmer in whose territory she was in, "Excuse me, can I temporarily stay at your house for one night?" A benevolent old lady came out to open the door, She seems to be living alone. Ailan looked inside. The old lady seemed surprised that a young man like her came to stay. In her eyes, the young man looked dusty and did not look like he was rich. She couldn't help feeling a little Hesitating, but Alan said wittily: "I don't have any valuable financial resources, but I will soon have the wild fox fur that I peeled off during hunting two days ago, which can probably be worth the cost of staying overnight."

The old lady immediately smiled, "It's so troublesome, come in quickly, young man." She tremblingly prepared the bed and dinner for Alan, Alan took off the wide-brimmed hat on her head, and braided her black hair into thick hair With her braids coiled up behind her head, when she was eating rough and bland scrambled lettuce and eggs, she couldn't help asking the old lady, "Do you know where mercenaries are being recruited recently?" She can't always hunt, can she? , although hunting can be exchanged for food and property, it cannot meet her needs after all. She needs a lot of money to overhaul her weapons, armor, etc., which cannot be earned with a few fox skins. She was trained as a warrior The most suitable job right now is mercenary.

"Oh, young man, Lord of Fiona, the great Finn McCool welcomes warriors from all realms to join them throughout the year - don't you know that?" The old woman looked at her like a countryman. Looking at Alan, "But people without good skills can't join them, ah, I think when they passed by here for hunting, there was a handsome boy who looked like a child of God... Even the old lady, I am quite old I can't take my eyes away...especially the voice he speaks..." When people are old, they talk a little ramblingly, and Alan took a bite of lettuce into his mouth and chewed it twice.

Although she listened to the old woman's words, when she heard the last sentence, she finally couldn't help but silently complained in her heart: Even the old woman whose face is almost wrinkled into a chrysanthemum wants to seduce, this kid How beastly is that?

Ailan stayed at the old lady's house for one night, and left a piece of fox fur at dawn. She led the horse and left the old lady's hut. She asked the old lady for the direction yesterday, and rode the horse towards Feiou. Go to the base camp of the Naval Knights - it is said that the cavalry salaries there are relatively high.

The Fiona Knights were divided into seven battle groups during the war, but there were only three in peacetime. Mercenaries were not counted as joining them, so they didn't have to face those abnormally harsh exam questions...

Exams... Ailan's forehead collapsed into a crossroad: I hate exams the most!

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