Polar Bear Domestication Manual [End Times]

【Fifty questions about compatibility】

q1—Names of both parties?

Kang Ye: Kang Rihui.

Stupid Bear: Bona Bell.

Facial paralysis: Xu Er.

Hehe: He Ke.

Kang Ye: Isn't it called Hehe? (sincere smile)

Hehe: (Tuo glasses) Bona, I still have a box of "toys" over there, you can play with Kang Rihui, you are welcome.

q2—Gender of both parties?

Kang Ye: Male.

Stupid Bear: Male_Well... Bears don't have the option of male.

Facial paralysis: male.

Hehe: Man, do I need to introduce you to an ophthalmologist?

A certain chrysanthemum: (t_t) Let’s go through a cutscene, don’t do this...

q3—Age of both parties?

Kang Ye: Sixteen? 36?Either...any one.

Stupid Bear: Ten years old for a bear... plus five years for a human form... 15 years old?

Kang Ye: (smears face) Fill in sixteen for me, thank you.

Hehe: 28, it turns out that there are old cows eating young grass.

Lord Kang: ...

Facial paralysis: 32.

q4—Where did you meet for the first time?

Kang Ye: Supermarket's...Canned Food Street

Stupid Bear: Same as above.

Hehe: At the battle meeting?

Facial paralysis: ... military hospital.

Hehe: When?

Facial paralysis: Two years ago...you were recruited to a military hospital to give surgery to a brother of mine.

Hehe: Well... I don't have any impression.

q5—What kind of person do you think you are?

Kang Ye: More straightforward?

Stupid Bear: A good man in the new century who can enter the bedroom and exit the hall. He is also handsome and able to "do it".

Kang Ye: Can you be a little more brazen... Well, the two points of being handsome and capable are indeed facts.

Hehe: A good doctor who is calm and elite.

Kang Ye: Don't be too narcissistic, you are obviously a pervert...

Hehe: Hehe.

Kang Ye:......Brother Xu is mighty, don't be too strong in subduing demons and so on.

Facial paralysis: (slightly turned away) [Hehe translation: blushing and shy. 】

A certain chrysanthemum: Xu Er...you haven't answered yet... (Erkang hand)

q6—What is the first impression of the other party in your eyes?

Kang Ye: Tall and handsome, a bit wretched...

Stupid Bear: I'm so wretched!

Kang Ye: Smiling at the cans very...pleasantly

Stupid Bear: ...

Kang Ye: What about your first impression of me?

Stupid Bear: Interesting...?

Lord Kang: ...

Hehe: The ratio of height to leg length is perfect, and the body shape is also great.

Facial paralysis: very confident.

Hehe: You mean in the military hospital?

Facial paralysis: yes.

q7—Advantages of the other party?

Kang Ye: ...is it an advantage to be able to eat?

Stupid Bear: Isn't there anything normal...

Kang Ye: So mighty and majestic... this should be fine.

Stupid Bear: Humph!

A certain chrysanthemum: Nabona, what do you think are the advantages of being well-off?

Stupid Bear: Can grill fish!It-he-no-yes! (turns head)

Kang Ye: (whispering)

Stupid bear: (drooling)

Hehe: A perfect body, emphasizing love and righteousness.

Facial Paralysis: Knows me well...

q8—The opponent's shortcomings?

Stupid Bear: (grabbing white) When I get angry, I burn my fish!Can't bear it!

Kang Ye: (rolling his eyes) It's obviously because you're crying stupidly, you need to clean up...

Stupid Bear: You burn me, beat me, and starve me q_q!

Kang Ye: (smears his face) You saw it too... This guy deserves a beating when he is stupid.

A certain chrysanthemum: ... so stupid that it is naturally cute in the depths.What about the other group?

Hehe: There are no special shortcomings, right?

Facial paralysis: (nodding) I don't think there are any shortcomings.

[Business hours: Titanium alloy dog ​​eyes are sold in the front row, only 998]

q9—Do you think the two get along well?

Kang Ye: We still get along quite well, especially when fighting, there is a tacit understanding

Stupid Bear: It's a good fit, every time it's a good fit.

Kang Ye: (sigh) You sleep on the top floor for me tonight!

Stupid Bear: Daughter-in-law...q^q

Hehe: Of course we only got together because we got along well, aren't you talking nonsense?

Facial paralysis: get along well.

q9—How do you address each other?

Kang Ye: Bona, when he thinks he is very stupid, he is called Clumsy Bear, and sometimes he is called Little White Bear with Evelia.

Stupid Xiong: Called Rihui when he is outside, and daughter-in-law when he only has his own people.

Kang Ye: (wiping his face) Obviously I don't object to you saying that, but you have always been a daughter-in-law, a daughter-in-law.

Hehe: In order to match his image, I call him by name.He will be called Xu Mutou in private, or Xu Ergou when he transforms into a beast.

Xu Er: Just call the name.

q10—What do you want to be called by the other party?

Kang Ye: As long as it's not a daughter-in-law...

Stupid Bear: That baby?

Kang Ye: (rolls his eyes) Don't...can't you be normal?Ah Hui or Lao Kang is also fine...

Stupid Bear: Then I'll call you daughter-in-law... (flat mouth

A certain chrysanthemum: Nabona, how about you?

Stupid Bear: Uh... Husband?Mrs.?Father-in-law?Honey?

Kang Ye: Defeat the fish for three days.

Stupid Bear: I was wrong...don't deduct my food!

Hehe: Call your husband to listen?

Facial paralysis: ... Let's talk about it tonight.

Hehe: (laughs)

A certain chrysanthemum: What about you, Xu Er?

Facial Paralysis: Hmm...nothing in particular.

q11—If you want to describe the other party as an animal, which one is it?

Kang Ye: Does it make sense to ask me, he is a bear...

Stupid Bear: Uh...haven't thought of messing with it?Xiong's daughter-in-law should also be a bear, right?

A certain chrysanthemum: Imagination and imagination have nothing to do with the body.

Stupid Bear: Well, like a fish?Both are delicious...

Kang Ye: (stroking forehead) You'd better go and harm the next door.

Hehe: What does it look like... like a dog?

Kang Ye: Why?

Hehe: Because the stupid look of Xiaoliu lying on his head is lingering on my face...

Facial paralysis: nothing like him, he is him.

q12—Have you ever given someone a gift?

Kang Ye: Does the polar room on the top floor count?

Stupid Bear: That igloo outside Hangzhou, although I didn't sleep well...

Hehe: If the little toys on the bed don't count...no.

Facial paralysis: no.

q13—What gift do you hope the other party will give you?

Kang Ye: (touching his chin) Really not.

Stupid Bear: Daughter-in-law tied herself up with a ribbon...

Lord Kang: ...

Hehe: His own nude statue, after all, I can't make a specimen, so it's good to have a statue.

Facial paralysis: Just let me be on top.

Hehe: I think about it.

q14—Have you ever lied to the other party?

Kang Ye: It seems not?

Stupid Bear: No.

Kang Ye: You guys used the contract to kill me as soon as you came up, and you have no chance to say it...

Hehe: No.

Facial paralysis: no.

q15—Do you think you are good at lying?

Kang Ye: Not very good at it.

Stupid Bear: Ditto

Kang Ye: Well...Your IQ is not enough for you to lie.

stupid bear: (qaq)

Hehe: Fortunately, it is okay to cheat patients and their family members.

Kang Ye: Quack doctor...

Hehe: You don't understand that the hope of success can stimulate the patient's will to live.

Facial paralysis: work needs.

Hehe: (Tuo glasses) So you are good at lying—

Facial paralysis: not for you.

q16—What does the other party do that make you unhappy?

Kang Ye: After doing it, I can’t get out of bed...

Stupid Bear: I don't like anyone who is too close to Luo Xin...

Kang Ye: ...Don't eat vinegar indiscriminately.

Huh: Deny our relationship.

Facial paralysis: dancing in front of others.

Kang Ye: Dance?Oh... you said that pole dancing.tsk tsk...

Hehe: Then I only dance in front of you?

Facial paralysis: good.

q17—What is the extent of your relationship?

Kang Ye: It's all fucked up, what do you think...

Hehe: Those who have sex can also be friends with guns.

Kang Ye: Uh...well, partnership.

Stupid Bear: (^_^) The wife is of course my wife.

Hehe: impure man-male relationship.

Facial paralysis: Well, spouse.

q18—Where was the first date?

Kang Ye: Have we ever dated?

Stupid Bear: Yes?

Kang Ye: When did it happen?

Stupid Bear: Many times...

Kang Ye: Wait a minute... What is your definition of dating?

Stupid Bear: Going out with my wife and son.

Lord Kang:...

Hehe: Xu Mutou, have we ever dated?

Facial paralysis: no.

Hehe: When is the appointment?

Facial paralysis: Return your home to mine?

Kang Ye: This is a date and a date...and you two are living in my house now!

q19—What was the atmosphere like at that time?

Stupid Bear: Very good, he is still flying in the sky with his wife in his arms.

Kang Ye: ...pass this question.

Hehe: Skip.

q20—How far did the relationship between the two parties go at that time?

Kang Ye: Continue to skip this question.

Hehe: Skip.

q21—What did the other party say or do that you could not refuse?

Kang Ye: When he looked like he was about to cry, I couldn't refuse anything he said...

Stupid Bear: I will never refuse what my wife says.

Hehe: It seems that there is no?He doesn't bring up things that would make me want to say no.

Facial paralysis: including upper and lower positions?

Hehe: It's not impossible...it depends on your performance.

Facial paralysis: From my point of view, the question of principle will be rejected no matter what the situation is, and the proposition is not tenable.

q22—If the other party is suspected of having a change of heart, what will you do?

Kang Ye: Just go through his memory... The contract is not for nothing.

Stupid Bear: If he can't get out of bed, he won't have a chance to change his mind.

Lord Kang: =_=#凤兽。

Stupid Master: ^_^ It was originally.

Hehe: Ask directly.

Facial paralysis: the same.

q23—What would you do if the other party changed his mind?

Kang Ye: locked him up and starved, and burned Xiaosan to ashes.

Stupid Bear: Tear that man apart, and put him on the bed until he dies.

Hehe: The heart is not mine anymore, so there is no need to keep it, let’s make it a specimen.

Facial paralysis: kill mistress and break up.

q24—If a friend said to you, "Only tonight, please...", what would you do?

Kang Ye: I don’t have such friends around me, so this question is not valid.

Stupid Bear: Ice it up, let him wake up.

Hehe: Give him some medicine and send him where he should go.

Facial Paralysis: Beat him unconscious and throw him out.

q25—Please describe your feelings for him in one sentence.

Kang Ye: Even if he is stupid, he still wants to support him for the rest of his life.

Stupid Bear: The most important person is more important than fish!

Hehe: No one can meet his needs better than me.

Facial paralysis: Home is where there is him.