When Zhang Xiaoming recovered from the darkness, he was surprised to find that he was sitting on the street with a broken bowl in front of him, and there were people coming and going all around, but no one noticed him.

Zhang Xiaoming stood up from the ground and suddenly felt something was wrong. He lowered his head and was instantly confused.

The red robe on his body disappeared, and he changed into a gray beggar's outfit with many patches. Square cloths of various colors were sewn on the clothes, which looked like a peacock.

------Have you ever seen such an ugly peacock? Why do I feel like a flower rooster...

Looking at the hands again, they were pitch black, as if they had been scratched in a coal pile, and there was black ash even under the nails.

"OK!"

As soon as Zhang Xiaoming looked away, he wanted to scratch his head, and then he touched a tattered straw hat... He pulled it with his hands, but he couldn't pull it off! !After a little effort, I gasped, but the hat didn't come off, and my scalp hurt like hell.

-----Could it be that the system stuck 520 for me!

----- Nima!This style, this is not a street performer, it is obviously a street begging, dear!

When Zhang Xiaoming was thinking about how to perform like this with a vicissitudes of life, the system's prompt finally came long overdue.

【drop】

[In this performance, the image randomly selected by the system is --- a down-and-out bard. 】【Location: Street near Hitomi Castle】

[Target: Earn a copper plate within three hours. 】

【This scene consumes a little stamina every minute. Your initial stamina is [-] points. When the stamina is zero, you will starve to death. 】【After the explanation, the show begins. 】

After a series of explanations, Zhang Xiaoming found that a small alarm clock appeared in front of him, which was counting down.Under the alarm clock, there is a long blue strip with one hundred written on it. At the same time, people on the street who thought Zhang Xiaoming was an air, more or less began to pay attention to Zhang Xiaoming. After seeing his outfit, they frowned and disgusted looked back.

Seeing the avoidance of passers-by, Zhang sighed.

------So even begging is difficult with this image.

I don't understand what standard the system's random selection is based on.Is this really a down and out bard? Could it be the system, you are playing me!

Zhang Xiaoming subconsciously came up with this idea, looking at the passers-by, feeling helpless.

Well, regardless of this issue, the most important thing at present is how to get a copper plate.Glancing at the blue bar above my head, it has dropped by five points. I don't want to starve to death. This kind of death is simply a great tragedy for time travelers.

Zhang Xiaoming narrowed his eyes and made a decision instantly.

Simply bent forward in frustration: "Brother and sister, my younger brother has been hungry for a day and a night. I have seniors and juniors. It doesn't matter if I die. It's not good for my family members to starve to death. Please do me a favor, give me whatever you want, one Copper plates are fine too!!" The otaku wailed in great pain...

Three 10 minutes later...

------ I'll wipe you bastards, do you have any conscience! !Anyway, give some reaction, dear!

Zhang Xiaoming clutched his stomach, the blue bar above his head had dropped to 65, he was starting to get hungry, his stomach acid kept pouring out, and there was not even a single copper plate in the broken bowl in front of him.

People came and went on the street, but no one was willing to give Zhang Xiaoming a copper coin.

The cold wind blew, rolled up a fallen leaf, beat it a few times in the wind, and fell into Zhang Xiaoming's bowl.

It's so bleak...

The blue bar dropped to 56. Zhang Xiaoming decided to wait another 6 minutes. If no one gave me the copper plate, I will... I will eat the chicken legs myself.

-----Fortunately, I had the foresight last time and bought a set of chicken legs, otherwise I would lose my face this time.

Zhang Xiaoming gritted his teeth, chicken legs are so expensive, and gold coins are so hard to earn. In order to save a chicken leg, can I do it easily?

[Your stamina has dropped to [-]. Friendly reminder: It’s better to sing and tell stories than begging for bards! 】------- Nima!There is a friendly reminder why didn't it appear sooner!System, you are really playing with me...

Zhang Xiaoming took his hand out of his sleeve and decided to wait for a while.

Now that the system has given a prompt, try to do it.Let me see, if you sing... I feel uneasy, the most dazzling national style, and several divine songs...

Forget about being apprehensive, let me sing "You are the most beautiful cloud in my sky" Oh my God!Guilty glanced at the crowd around me, I think the muddy people... probably don't like the Divine Comedy...

System, why don't you give me a musical instrument or something, so that I can at least play a piece of Chrysanthemum Taiwan.

----So this is a down-and-out bard.

---- This explains you won.

Rubbing his temples with a headache, it seems that the only way out is...telling stories.

But when it comes to storytelling...

Book titles such as Misty Journey, Tomb Raider Notes, Infinite Horror, etc. popped up in my mind...

Zhang Xiaoming looks at the sky, it seems that the identity of a poet is not suitable for me...

But I am not reconciled...

I can't even get a copper plate...

The blue bar dropped to 43, and Zhang Xiaoming's mind began to spin rapidly.

Blue Bar Forty…

Zhang Xiaoming opened his mouth and hesitantly said, "A long time ago, there was a child named Little Red Riding Hood..."

"Her family lives in the city, and she has a grandmother who lives in the country..."

"So one day Little Red Riding Hood prepared a cake to visit her grandmother. On the way, she was taken by a wretched man, Mr. Wolf."

Blue Bar 35…

"...Little Red Riding Hood is very beautiful. Mr. Wolf blocked Little Red Riding Hood on the road. He asked for a date, dear."

"Little Red Riding Hood refused, she said she likes grandma more, man or something, go to the subway and die..."

Thirty blue bars...

"Mr. Wolf was very sad, his glass heart was shattered all over the place. In a second, the innocent boy turned into a ghost, and Mr. Wolf decided to take revenge on Little Red Riding Hood."

"...Mr. Wolf's family is actually very rich. He found out the home address of his grandmother. So he drove to Little Red Riding Hood's grandmother's house first, killed Little Red Riding Hood's grandmother cruelly, and put on her grandmother's clothes. Lying in bed pretending to be grandma. He's waiting for Little Red Riding Hood..."

Blue Bar 25...

Zhang Xiaoming fell to the ground, no, my stomach hurts, and the bowl in front of me still doesn't have a copper coin, I can't hold it anymore... The system didn't remind me that telling stories will speed up the decline of the blue bar! !

Zhang Xiaoming put his hand into his sleeve tremblingly, a steamed stuffed bun suddenly appeared in front of his eyes, looked up, and saw a boy holding a bag of steamed stuffed buns smiling at him, and handing the steamed stuffed bun in his hand to Zhang Xiaoming, with a few freckles on his pretty face, he expected Yi looked at Zhang Xiaoming, and scratched his head in embarrassment, "And then! How is Little Red Riding Hood!"

For Zhang Xiaoming's appearance, the boy's eyes didn't show any dislike in his eyes. He squatted down and watched Zhang Xiaoming gobble up the buns. After a pause, he handed the bag to Zhang Xiaoming, his eyes flickering.He is wearing a strange style of clothing, and he simply wants to know the follow-up of the story, with the name [Amber] on his head.

Zhang Xiaoming bit the bun with tears streaming down his face, watching the blue bar go up, what a good boy!

but…

------Why don't you give me a copper coin!

The boy named Hu Po waited quietly for Zhang Xiaoming to finish eating the buns before he asked, "Hey, what happened to Little Red Riding Hood!?"

Zhang Xiaoming licked his lips, the taste of the buns still lingered in his mouth, there were still five buns left in his hand, and the blue bars were filled.Looking at the 'seek the ending' written on Amber's face, she narrowed her eyes, "Well, it's okay to know the ending, but after you listen to the story, you have to give me a copper coin!"

Hu Po was taken aback for a moment, he probably didn't expect that Zhang Xiaoming would make such a request, and then he simply nodded, "Okay!"

Zhang Xiaoming breathed a sigh of relief, great, the task can be completed!It seems that today I caught someone who was taken advantage of!

—Do you have a conscience!

On the street with people coming and going, a young man wearing strange clothes squatted in front of a 'beggar', listening to the 'beggar' talking nonsense with relish.

They are a world of their own, as if isolated from the noise of the outside world.

"...In this way, with the help of the good engine oil hunter, Little Red Riding Hood killed Mr. Wolf. At this time, grandma pushed the door in from the outside. It turned out that the hunter's daughter-in-law lying on the bed was not grandma. Grandma was out picking flowers. "

"So, grandma, Little Red Riding Hood, and the hunter lived a happy life together!"

After telling the story, Zhang Xiaoming took out the buns and started biting when he saw the blue bar dropped a lot.Looking sideways at Hu Po, the child looked at him blankly, Zhang Xiaoming stretched out his dark hand, "The story is over, give me the money!"

Amber blinked and looked at Zhang Xiaoming, "Why does the hunter's daughter-in-law lie on grandma's bed? What is good engine oil? Why did grandma, Little Red Riding Hood and the hunter live a happy life in the end? What about Little Red Riding Hood's mother? This has something to do with the hunter. what relationship?"

Zhang Xiaoming bit the bun, and suddenly felt helpless. Facing Amber's clear eyes, he felt a little guilty.

"Well, good engine oil means...a good brother. Why did grandma, Little Red Riding Hood and Hunter talk about it in the end? It's because...they know each other very well!" Zhang Xiaoming raised his hand and stretched it in front of Amber, "The explanation is over! Give me the money !"

"You still haven't answered me why the hunter's daughter-in-law is lying on grandma's bed!" Humber looked at Zhang Xiaoming stubbornly, completely ignoring those hands.

"..." Zhang Xiaoming was silent, why is this kid so stubborn.He took out another bun and took a bite, "...Because, grandma and the hunter's daughter-in-law are good engine oil..."

"But why do you have to lie on the bed!?"

Zhang Xiaoming looked at Hu Po's curious face, and quietly wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, "This, it must be a good relationship!"

Amber reluctantly accepted this explanation, Zhang Xiaoming heaved a sigh of relief, and raised his hand again. "Got it! Give me the money!"

Amber nodded, stood up, and just when Zhang Xiaoming thought he was going to pay, he turned around and ran away.

--Hello! !Don't play with people like this! !

Zhang Xiaoming raised his hands and watched Hu Po run farther and farther. He wanted to open his mouth, but he was choked by the bun in his mouth and almost choked to death.

Putting the bag aside, Zhang Xiaoming blushed and beat his chest, coughing dryly.

When he was relieved, he looked up at the countdown and saw that there were still 15 minutes left, and then looked at the street, the boy named Amber had long since disappeared.

This brat...

I thought he was a fool...

Zhang Xiaoming silently lowered his head and hugged the bag to his chest, took out another bun from the bag, took a bite, forget it, at least saved a chicken leg, I am satisfied...

Sitting silently on the street, biting a bun, time is slowly passing, and there are still 5 minutes left.

Zhang Xiaoming lowered his head and saw the last bun left in his pocket.

There is one more...

Reluctantly taking out the bun, Hu Po's voice suddenly sounded from above her head.

"Sister, it's here!" Zhang Xiaoming looked up in surprise, and saw Hu Po pulling a woman who was wearing the same strange clothes as him, walking over.The woman had her ponytail tied up, holding a strange bone weapon in a murderous look, with the name [Coral] on her head.

——No!Amber boy!I thought you were a good boy!If you don't pay for listening to the story, forget it!He actually brought people to smash the scene!This is unfair, my dear!

——You completely forgot that someone gave you a bag of steamed buns, bastard!

Hu Po pulled his murderous elder sister Coral to Zhang Xiaoming, pointed at Zhang Xiaoming, and smiled innocently: "I promised to give him a copper coin after hearing the story, but I forgot to bring the money today." Smiling at the stiff Zhang Xiaoming, "I didn't break my promise!"

Coral stared at Zhang Xiaoming for a while.She looked up and down, and then her eyes widened, "You..." She tightened her hand on the weapon, but was held down by Amber, "Sister, he is a good man!" Amber shook her head slightly at Shan Shan.

For the coral that my younger brother always dotes on, I turned my head and looked at Zhang Xiaoming for a long time, and Zhang Xiaoming was puzzled, what kind of charades were they playing! ?

Coral didn't know what she was certain of, she relaxed, and then pampered Hu Po's head, "You!" He simply took out five copper coins from his bosom and threw them into Zhang Xiaoming's broken bowl.

【Mission completed, leave in 3 minutes. 】

The sound of the system sounded, and Zhang Xiaoming felt the big stone in his heart fall to the ground.

"Let's go, Hu Po!" After Shan Shan threw the money to Zhang Xiaoming, she pulled Hu Po and wanted to leave, but saw Hu Po move Shan Shan's hand away, smiled and waved to Shan Shan, "Sister, you go first! I still have You need to tell this gentleman!"

Coral frowned, glanced at Zhang Xiaoming, and nodded, "I see, come back soon!"

"kindness!"

Watching her sister leave, Hu Po turned around, looked at Zhang Xiaoming with a blank face, squatted down, put her hands on her knees, put her hands on her chin, and met Zhang Xiaoming's eyes.

"Hey...you, what's the matter?" Zhang Xiaoming felt uncomfortable being watched by Hu Po.

Amber smiled and showed her canine teeth, "Mr. Monster, you are really not suitable for telling stories. I can introduce you to a job~"

A feeling of being struck by lightning emerged in Zhang Xiaoming's heart.

This brat called me crazy?

Mr. Monster! ?

"You...you know that I'm a monster!?" Zhang Xiaoming suddenly felt that the system's disguise had really failed!Not even a child can be fooled!

Amber nodded embarrassedly, met Zhang Xiaoming's eyes, and pointed out the shortcomings one by one.

"Although you wear a straw hat, your eyes are golden or cat eyes, which are different from human pupils."

"Your hands are black, but your claws are sharp."

"When you were eating the buns, I saw your fangs, which are different from my canine teeth." As Huber said, she grinned and showed Zhang Xiaoming's canine fangs.

"The most important thing is..." Hu Po stood up and looked at Zhang Xiaoming with a little pride. The sun shone from above his head, and his eyes sparkled, "I am a demon exorcising master. I can sense the evil spirit on monsters! "

so flashy...

Zhang Xiaoming averted his eyes, this child is really enough...don't be so cute, dear!

Glancing at the countdown of the system, there was still one and a half minutes left, and he was about to go back anyway. Zhang Xiaoming looked at Hu Po and said casually: "Since you know that I am a monster, you give me back the money? Aren't you a demon master? Such a bad heart , are you the weak one? Are you afraid that you won’t be able to beat me?” Well, Zhang Xiaoming actually has nothing to do.

"Because Mr. Monster is a good person!" Amber said with a smile, her face innocent.

——Are you sending me a good person card?Zhang Xiaoming, who received this kind of thing for the first time, felt a little sad.

"You are so hungry, but you didn't attack humans to fill your stomach, but told stories on the street to make money. When I passed by the street, I was very touched when I saw such a serious Mr. Monster!" Amber sighed, "Mr. Monster's realm really moved me."

——.What's with this... this guilt.

The corner of Zhang Xiaoming's mouth twitched, it's over, I was influenced by this boy named Amber... I actually felt guilty! !

"Although I don't understand the story you told, it should be a very profound story!" Amber tilted her head and said, "Well, Mr. Monster, do you need me to introduce you to a job? It's better than your current life. !” Pointing at the five copper coins in the bowl, Amber looked serious.

That is not a poor handout, but an equal inquiry.

Zhang Xiaoming watched the system count down to one minute, and shook his head decisively, no, in fact, my brother is not short of money.Brother has gold coins.

"That's it..." Hu Po said regretfully, Shan Shan came from the street in the distance, and behind her was a group of people wearing strange clothes, probably the clothes of the exorcist.They stood on the street, shouting Amber's name.

"Then, I'm leaving! Mr. Monster!" Standing in the sun, Amber smiled and saw Zhang Xiaoming waving at her as a response, and happily ran towards her family.Halfway through the run, he stopped, turned his head and said to Zhang Xiaoming.

"Mr. Monster! Next time, when you see me next time, I will definitely become an excellent monster exorcist! For sure! At that time, your storytelling skills must increase! Otherwise, I will not understand!"

——You brat! !

After speaking, seeing Zhang Xiaoming's stiff face, he ran towards his family with a hearty laugh.

In the distance, Amber's elder sister said something reproachfully, but smiled and touched his head.The whole family gathered together, talking and laughing.Amber pointed to her side, and those people all looked over.

Among them, the person with "XX Father" on his head smiled kindly at Zhang Xiaoming.Zhang Xiaoming was taken aback for a moment, then nodded.

The family just talked and laughed like this, the sun above their heads was just right, and it was a good weather for gathering together.

——Exorcist...I feel pretty good!

Zhang Xiaoming smiled and watched Hu Po's family go farther and farther until they could no longer be seen in the crowd.

Next time, when I see that boy named Hu Po again, he will definitely become an excellent exorcist!

A boy with such a clean smile...

Zhang Xiaoming is looking forward to it, next time, I will definitely meet you again, Amber...

Ah, I have a headache, what story should I tell you, and I actually dislike the Little Red Riding Hood I told.

When the screen went black, Zhang Xiaoming left the street

[You have completed this show, exceeding the target, and your evaluation is excellent]

[You got gold coins +20, small buns from Amber x1, amber favorability +50, coral favorability +10, temperament +10] Zhang Xiaoming returned to [home] and watched the improvement of the system. For the first time, he felt that the favorability of men Not that annoying.That kid is really warm...

However, coral will also increase favorability!It feels so surprising... Isn't she murderous?

Holding his chin, Zhang Xiaoming recalled Coral's face, but she was still a beauty, well, next time we meet, remember to attack her!After being so confused by Amber, I almost forgot about Coral!

Ah yes.Zhang Xiaoming put his hand into his sleeve, pulled it out, and took out a bun.

[Small buns given by Amber: each increases stamina by 30 points]

As expected of a gift from a good boy, even the explanation was different, Zhang Xiaoming took the bun in his hand, and finally decided to put it away and eat it next time he saw Amber.

Click on the properties panel, and a bunch of numbers pop up:

Character: Inuyasha (Zhang Xiaoming)

Level: LV40

[The distance from the upgrade is still 860 experience points]

HP: 800/800 (HP+100 for every level five)

Money: 410

……

. ...click the next page.

List of favorability of CP characters:

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Kagome & Inuyasha: Favorability 319;

Maple & Inuyasha: Favorability 300;

Sesshomaru & Inuyasha: Favorability 320;

Shippo & Inuyasha: Favorability 101;

Maitreya & Inuyasha: 306;

Amber & Inuyasha: 50;

Coral & Inuyasha: 10

Naraku & Inuyasha: Favorability -500

……

Kagome & Feng: Favorability 205; Feng & Kagome: Love 262;

戈薇&七宝:好感度252;七宝&戈薇:好感度389;杀生丸&戈薇:好感度-200;戈薇&杀生丸:好感度-150;杀生丸&弥勒:好感度-80;弥勒&杀生丸:好感度-30

Campanulaceae & Maple: Favorability 260; Maple & Campanulaceae: Favorability 200;

Maitreya & Kagome: Favorability 110; Kagome & Maitreya: Favorability 200; Maitreya & Shippo: 98; Shippo & Maitreya: 220;

……

Zhang Xiaoming looked at No. 1 in favorability, and it was actually Sesshomaru... Kagome girl, you are not good enough... No, the number one is actually Naraku!Although he is negative...

The heart healed by amber split instantly, and my glass heart shattered to the ground...

The sincerity of Shenma, who has been precipitated by history, can't afford to be hurt... How much hatred Naraku and Inuyasha have, and they actually lost 500... This is unscientific!

Sadly, he turned on the mirror and looked at TVYY. Zhang Xiaoming, who had been watching TVYY for a long time, recovered from Sesshomaru's first favorability and Naraku's negative favorability.

Kikyo, Kikyo, when will you show up!

The sad Zhang Xiaoming didn't want to go out at all, and he didn't even want to do it.Click on sleep.

[Are you sure you want to sleep? 】

【A: Well, I'm sleepy...】

【B: Forget it, I still want to go out and have a look...】

Unprecedented improvement has appeared. Zhang Xiaoming, who used to fall down when he clicked to sleep, is full of energy when he looks at the selection box.

Could it be...! ?

Uneasy, I clicked B.

【Forget it, I still want to go out and have a look...】

The screen went black, and when Zhang Xiaoming came back to his senses, he found that he was in the wild.

Not far ahead, there are many white light clusters floating on a big tree, and insects with the words "dead soul worms" flying around the big tree, a woman in a priestess costume is lying quietly on the tree , with a slightly sad expression on his face.

Bellflower...

Zhang Xiaoming stared blankly at the person in front of him. He didn't show up when he wanted to find her, and she appeared in front of him when he wasn't prepared. Kikyo seemed to be sleeping, but her expression looked very uncomfortable. Defenseless Kikyo, he'd never seen…

Presumably, Inuyasha has never seen it.

Thinking of this, he felt a little joy in his heart, and with a little joy, he moved a little closer to Kikyo.

But she didn't know this, it woke her up in an instant, she sat up from the tree at once, saw Zhang Xiaoming, and blinked in disbelief, the expression that she thought she was dreaming was extremely cute.

Zhang Xiaoming clutched his chest, he thought of that kiss, what to do, and suddenly became very nervous.

"Inu...Inuyasha..." Kikyo was a little stunned, she looked at Zhang Xiaoming, Zhang Xiaoming had never seen such an expression before, "How did you come here through my barrier!?"

Hey, is there such a thing as enchantment?

Zhang Xiaoming doesn't know how to answer, should I tell you that the system teleported me here! ?

So, Zhang Xiaoming innocently raised his head and looked at Kikyo, "Is there such a thing as an enchantment? When I came... I didn't see it."

Kikyo frowned, she sensed it, and found that the enchantment was still there.

Completely, I can't figure out how Zhang Xiaoming came here...

Get close to me without touching the barrier... Kikyo clenched the hand hidden in his sleeve, at this moment a dead soul worm flew over, hugged a ball of light, threw it into Kikyo's arms, and finally disappeared up.

"That's... what?" Zhang Xiaoming watched curiously as the ball of light disappeared into Kikyo's arms. He seemed to see that the introduction was "Dead Soul" just now... Zhang Xiaoming, who couldn't find any murderous look on Kikyo, began to lose his courage. Fat, actually have the time to focus on other things.

—Is it because of the moonlight?I always feel that today's platycodon is so gentle!

This defenseless appearance made Kikyo's eyes dim, and she came down from the tree. Zhang Xiaoming glanced at the tree unconsciously. It seemed that Kagome was there... If you look at it this way, you can't see it at all, so Is Kagome here... Kikyo walked up to Zhang Xiaoming, looked at him, and said slowly, "It's the soul left behind after death."

Zhang Xiaoming withdrew his divergent thoughts, stiffened, "Is...is it a soul?"

"No, it's a dead soul." Kikyo paused, looked at Zhang Xiaoming, and his originally soft tone gradually became harsher, "This body is made of clay and ashes. If it is not filled with dead souls, it cannot be filled with dead souls." Move freely."

Kikyo raised her head, she smiled, and said coldly, "Inuyasha, you hate me very much!" As soon as these words came out, Zhang Xiaoming, who had memorized TV lines by heart, cried out inwardly!I saw Kikyo looking at him with cold eyes.

"It's all because of your resentment supporting me, collecting the dead souls of the dead, and continuing to stay in this world."

Zhang Xiaoming looked at the platycodon with tearful eyes, and finally...

Benefits are finally here!

Thanks to the system and thanks to CCTV!I will cherish this opportunity to pick up!

Kikyo, come to the bowl~~~

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