Narendra Sex and Evil Performing Arts Company

(Eight)

"it's me."

"Feng Xiao?"

"It's me, Lord Shennong."

Nalande breathed a sigh of relief, threw away the umbrella and went to open the door.But the door was locked from the outside, and neither of them could open it without a key.

The yellow leaves dance in the autumn wind outside the glass door.Suddenly, from the direction of the warehouse, the soft singing voice of the old record with the unique noise of "呲呲拉拉" is a low and sexy male voice, singing "Yellow Leaf Dance in the Autumn Wind" by Zhou Xuan, which is an octave lower.

"Yellow leaves dance in the autumn wind, accompanied by four field autumn insects... I'm afraid that the dawn of the frosty sky will sweep away the frost clock in the snow..."

With a "click", it was replaced with half of the Kunqu Opera "You Garden", singing "Tobacco Drunken Soft" and "Beautiful Day" in an indiscriminate opera tone...

These are said to be the records that my grandpa recorded for my young grandpa when I was young, and they were once all the rage.

Nalande's soul was scared away.If grandpa and grandpa don't feel at ease and come back to take a look, it's okay, but if it's something else... Nalande slammed on the door while trembling, breaking out in a cold sweat.After bumping into it for a long time, I remembered and said: "By the way, you come in through the back door! I didn't lock the back door just now! Go quickly, and help me find out what monsters and ghosts are in the warehouse! Subdue it by the way!"

There was no movement outside the door for a long time.

Nalande: "..."

"Damn it, you should go quickly! I can't command you anymore in just a few days, right?!"

No movement.

"Coquettish, don't you want to do it anymore, huh? Do you think you..." "Dong dong dong—" The knock on the door came from the direction of the warehouse.Nalande's little heart thumped, and he pressed his back against the door: "Hey, so, where is the sacred place?"

"still me."

"..." No wonder he didn't answer, it turned out that this guy had already floated by. "Oh cough...is it resolved?" Narendra asked pretending to be calm as he walked over.His hand was still shaking on the doorknob.

"solved."

"Sure?"

"determine."

"Sure?"

"My lord, can you hold back Moji?"

"...Oh, it's against you, how dare you talk to the master like this—" Nalande said as he opened the door, and when he saw a snow-white long-haired chow floating in mid-air opposite him, he even said, "Ah Before he could yell, he sat down on the ground, "Help, save, there is a dog spirit—"

After shouting, I deliberated in my heart whether "dog spirit" or "dog demon" was suitable.

The dog looked lazy, and when he heard him barking strangely, he raised his baggy eyelids disdainfully from his long fur, gave him two unfriendly barks, turned his head and began to lick the air affectionately.

"My lord, what's the matter with you?" Feng Xiao asked, showing her figure indistinctly, like a flashlight that was about to run out of power, flickering on and off.No clothes as always.Only then did he see clearly that the chow chow was held in his arms.

Nalande roared suddenly: "Is this just pretending to be a ghost?"

"Well, it's the record it played."

"Play, play the record?? It??" Nalande looked at the dog, at the empty warehouse, and then at the dog, in disbelief, "...it really is a dog spirit! Throw it out for me! Really! Damn bad luck."

"Don't mind, my lord, I'm about to discuss with you, shall we raise a dog?"

"Dream! With it without me, with me without it!"

"Don't Jie, Jie Gou Zhao (four times) did you offend (two times) you?"

"It's (four beeps) and I've got a big shot! First (two beeps) first (four beeps), it's (three beeps) a dog (two beeps), and secondly, it just bit my ass... Wait, Where did you learn Northeast dialect and Tianjin accent?"

"Oh, when I took the subway just now, what was playing on the TV, a collection of cross talk sketches from the Spring Festival Gala... Let me tell you that we Chi You's spirits have super learning ability, and we learned it without knowing it (four tones)."

"..." Nalande patted his buttocks and got up, "You, come in, dog, get out. You are mine, and you are never allowed to keep dogs, do you hear me?"

"Woo woof—woof—" The chow seemed to be able to understand human words, and was about to pounce on him fiercely and bite him.After being pushed back into his arms by Feng Xiao, he rubbed against Feng Xiao aggrievedly and whispered "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo".

"My lord, look how pitiful it is." A 1.9-meter-five-foot-tall man stroked a ball of fur tenderly, looking at Nalande with expectant eyes, "It's almost winter, and it's cold outside. It's freezing, and it doesn't have any clothes to keep out the cold..."

"Damn it, see for yourself how long its fur is! It's enough to knit you a woolen sweater... Oh, no dog sweater! No wonder it's cold!"

"There's no food either..."

"Still so fat without food? Huh? The air blows fat? Look at the gold collar around its neck, it also says 'a birthday gift for my precious son', it is obviously a little animal/born of a rich family Okay! You don't have long eyes!"

"I'm also homeless, what if I get caught by the bad guys and make dog sweaters at night..."

"..." Nalande completely lost his ability to express, "Hey, are you listening to me?"

"Yes, yes, but..." Feng Xiao said as he walked in, and when he passed by, the chow in his arms squinted sideways with a mix of carelessness and showing off his might. Nalande glanced at him sexily, and then retracted pitifully into Feng Xiao's arms, as if protesting that Feng Xiao's master is mine, me, and me alone! "This house doesn't look small, which one should Ah and I live in?"

Good dog, really good dog.The absolute movie king dog.Nalande admired it from the bottom of his heart.

I didn't expect Feng Xiao to be so good as a dog, and I didn't expect that he, a 1.9-meter-five evil spirit, would have more love than women.

"Who is Ah Zhui?"

"Oh, I forgot to introduce my lord to you. This dog is called Long Zhui, the 'Dragon' of 'Dragon Snake Horse Goat', and the 'Zhui' of 'Kua Fu Chasing the Sun'. You can just call him Ah Zhui."

"Dragon Chasing? Who gave it a bad name?"

"Me." Feng Xiao glanced back, "Long Zhui is a transliteration that I just thought of, this name represents loyalty and enthusiasm to us."

"Where are you?" Nalande was silent for a while: "So it's not an ordinary dog ​​at all, right?"

"Correct."

just know. "Then it..."

Feng Xiao was silent for a while: "To tell you the truth, Long Zhui is my long-lost..."

"Brother???"

"Mount."

"Sit, mount? Damn, can a chow hunch move you?!"

Feng Xiao looked solemn, and lowered his head to pet the dog: "My lord, you don't need to ask too many questions. Anyway, you know that it will be of great help to you and me in the future."

"Coquettish, don't you think you have a lot to explain to me?"

"for example?"

"For example, what happened in the shopping mall today? Was it Lin Ansen who fought with you? Or someone else? What is the identity of the other party? Did he come from the same place as you?"

"Didn't Lin Ansen say that? That's the effect of holography."

"Hologram?"

Feng Xiao glanced at him, and conjured Ci Hai to read: "Holography, a photographic technology that uses wave interference to record the information in the reflected or transmitted light waves of the subject..."

"Stop, stop, stop! Don't pretend to be stupid with me." Nalande said speechlessly, "I mean, if it's really holographic technology, why didn't I fall down and die?"

"It's fate."

"...Okay, even so, why did you appear in that projection?"

"You look away."

"Feng Xiao, tell me the truth—" Nalande suddenly became serious, lowered his eyes before continuing, "Anyway, I have a second life, and I can accept even the most unbelievable things. But I don't know what to believe Who. You are the one who helped me to be reborn, the first person I saw when I came alive, whether I like it or not, and no matter what the hell is the spiritual deed and blood deed, anyway, I said I would accept your kindness. If I have to believe someone, I choose to believe you. So you must think carefully before you speak, because I will believe whatever you say..."

"En." Feng Xiao raised her eyebrows and listened respectfully.

"Tell me honestly..." Nalande said with a painful expression on his face, "Did Lin Ansen have an affair with Anton?"

Feng Xiao almost dropped the dog on the ground: "Just ask this?"

"No, no, of course not. There are a lot of questions, sorted by insignificance, so ask this first."

"Okay. According to the information I collected before I came, yes."

"His grandma! I knew it! This flirtatious scumbag!" Nalande gritted his teeth and cursed, "Then, is Lin Ansen human?"

"I didn't say I could answer many of your questions." Feng Xiao glanced at him, as if to save his spiritual energy and hide his body, Long Zhui began to float and move towards the stairs, like a ghost, "I'm here Those who help you fulfill your long-cherished wish can be your slaves for a short time. However, I don’t need to tell you about many things in my world, and you don’t need to be curious to ask, it has nothing to do with you.”

"It's so mysterious! Huh, of course it has something to do with me! If you are planning a big conspiracy to destroy the earth or something, then I have to call Marvel and the FBI!" Naland said, "Speaking of which, at least you Tell me, are there any of your kind in our world? How many are there?"

"I can only tell you that there are. But I don't know how many."

"last question--"

The dog began to move in the air again, indicating that the wind was about to leave.Nalande rushed up to grab the air with a vigorous stride, only to feel viscous liquid seeping out from between his fingers, and when he looked down, it was dark red.

"By the way, are you injured?" Narendra thought suddenly.

"It's just that it doesn't adapt to the magnetic field of your world. It's not acclimatized."

"Fuck you, you're still talking nonsense. If the wound is not treated, it will be infected! Quickly show me—" Nalande couldn't help but reach out and fumble around Long Zhui, and he could vaguely feel the beautiful lines of his arm muscles .

Feng Xiao remained silent for a long time.After a while, he suddenly appeared, clasping Nalande's restless hand, getting closer and closer, condescendingly looked at him closely and said, "Don't touch, you can't take responsibility."

"what?"

Feng Xiao lowered his head, and Nalande also lowered his head following his line of sight, and saw a huge monster with spurting blood in his crotch...

"Damn! Pervert, you!" Nalande used a disgusted scream to cover up his blushing, and his blush to cover up the throbbing in his heart. It was only after he jumped away ferociously that he realized that he had also reacted.

Why do you feel... restless?It's like being electrified from head to toe.

Feng Xiao was still looking at him strangely, but didn't speak.

Nalande glared at him, then hurriedly turned and left.But was pulled back by Feng Xiao. "You..." He opened his thin lips lightly, and stared at him for a long time, "How did you do that?"

"...Uh?"

"It," Feng Xiao pointed to the bottom, "it has not woken up for a year and a century, equivalent to your year, which is 80 years. How did you do it? This is the second time. "

"What the hell?!" Does it mean that I made you erect?or twice?The last time was a while ago... Oh, it was probably the time when I accidentally rubbed my breasts.

"How did you do it! What's the point of asking! It means that I am good-looking, and that you are a rogue, and you are not Liu Xiahui, who is not easy to mess with. Of course, you will not be indifferent to beauty... Hey? So, You haven't been hard in 6000 years?"

"Yes."

"Ah, so you're not good at that..." Narendra suddenly showed a compassionate expression.Such a handsome beauty, what a pity.

"It's not just me, our whole family is like this."

"Ah, your whole family can't do it?! It's so pitiful. Then how do you live your married life?"

"We have no marriage." Feng Xiao said bluntly, "Since the Battle of Chasing the Deer, my Ice Floating Clan of the Chi You Clan has been cursed to live forever and be sterile for generations. Since then, we have no marriage anymore."

"Huh?!! That's so boring."

"So my family has been searching for a way to restore fertility, but it has never been fruitful. Come on, Lord Shennong, I see that you have rich experience, can you please write down your molesting experience in detail, It’s best to write down the specific body positions and postures clearly, and the vivid images written are easier to imagine, so I can take them home and share them with the tribe.”

"..."