Narendra Sex and Evil Performing Arts Company

(Fives)

Well, now that the lofty goals are set, let's start to act!

first……

"What should I do?" The two stood at a cross street, with people coming and going, and the world of mortals bustling.Feng Xiao asked.

"Hmm...uh... I guess, you should go to the Industrial and Commercial Bureau to register first." Nalande scratched his head.

"Okay, let's go."

"But it seems that a registered company needs a real estate certificate and registered capital."

Feng Xiao took out Ci Hai and looked through it: "The real estate certificate and registered capital...I guess you don't have any."

"Yes, that's the problem."

Eyes wide open.

"So, Fengshao, I order you to go and give me money to buy a house first."

"Okay. Tell me, how to make money."

"First you have to have an ID card, then you can get a job."

Eyes wide open.

"I think I need a new identity too."

"Here is your ID card." Feng Xiao opened his palm, and a second-generation ID card appeared in front of him.The name on it reads "Nalan Shiqi", which is Nalander's real name, and "Nalanderer" is his stage name, because his real name sounds too much like a dog.

"No, this identity has been cancelled, and Nalanshi Qi has found no such person. Besides, I don't want to 'cheat', so I simply change my identity to live."

"How to change? You say, I will do it."

"Did you see the small advertisement on the telephone pole over there? Call the number for 'Office, Certificate' on it. Remember to ask for a price."

"it is good."

"Hey, hey, hey... let me go... well... okay."

Feng Xiao naturally picked up Nalande, walked to the electric pole, looked at the dazzling array of "Bao/Miss", "painless abortion", "passing the sewer", and finally saw it at the place where Nalande pointed. When I arrived at a small white paper for "document, certificate", a string of Arabic numerals was covered by one-third and torn off by one-third. Obviously, the posting was a bit old. number hit?"

"..." Nalande said, "Speaking of which, we still need a phone."

Eyes wide open.

"In the final analysis, you must have money first." Nalande was mad, "Damn, I don't have any equipment, how can I be reborn? How can I rise? How can I fight monsters and upgrade?!"

"You have me." Feng Xiao said casually.

Nalande was stunned for a moment, and then goosebumps fell all over the floor: "You are also a piece of wood, what can you do? You can't even find a piece of clothing, and you have the nerve to say that you are an evil spirit... By the way, where are the clothes! The most urgent thing is to find clothes for me, hey!"

"Think about it, I won't be able to hug you if you wear mortal clothes, and you won't be able to hide."

"No need!" Nalande struggled to climb over Feng Xiao's shoulders, lay on his back, hung his legs around his waist, and readjusted the neckline of the "cloak" so that both of them could show their heads. To show that you can look behind your back, and then looked at the sunrise, pointing to the city center not far away with tall buildings, "It's almost nine o'clock, the mall should open, let's go, buy two Armanis."

……

They still hadn't got the clothes after that day.The reason is that when Feng Xiao came to the entrance of a large shopping mall in the city center with Nalande on his back, he happened to see a tourist bus bound for S City (that is, Nalande's hometown) parked at the entrance of the mall to pick up passengers.Nalande was overjoyed, and immediately changed his mind, ordering Feng Xiao to carry him into the car.

The car is full of passengers.

Feng Xiao stood with Nalande behind her back for five hours.Although unhappy, never complained.

Although I know that as long as my body is close to Feng Xiao, no one will be able to see me, but I still can't help but feel awkward... two naked/men standing majestically on a car full of passengers in broad daylight, this picture is hard to imagine It's so beautiful, especially when Narendra's ass is almost stuck to the face of a bearded uncle who is dozing off in the seat. If he accidentally farts, the uncle will be poisoned to death... It made Narendra feel uncomfortable , not daring to move, for fear that if the contact area between the two of their bodies is less than 50.00% and they will be forced to reveal themselves, that would be ugly.

But the long-distance bus has its own hypnotic function, especially when An Dong's new album is still playing on the bus, singing a decadent little love song with a slightly hoarse voice, it's him when you hear it.Neither the high pitch nor the low pitch are good, but in order to take into account his image as the king of film and television songs, he can only rely on the careful packaging of the recording studio to deceive the little girl.So, at the third hour of the journey, Nalande buried his face in his long, soft hair and fell asleep peacefully.

He had a long dream that seemed to last a lifetime.

In the dream, I don’t know what year and month, but the wind is sunny and the time is soft.My mother was wearing a light gray wool coat, with long hair like clouds, and a young and beautiful face, a typical Jiangnan woman, graceful and beautiful.With a delicate handbag in one hand and a little Nalande in the other, she walked through many very quiet old streets and alleys. Morning glory leaves covered the crimson walls, and huqin babbling and three-stringed pipa came from the bottom of the alleys. , and sometimes there is the sound of hitting the piano keys... Each note is drawn very long, always when you think there will be no more sound behind, the next note will flow out lazily... …

Mom is very busy.The time with my mother is always short, and within a few days, she will send him back to the house of grandpa and grandpa together with his schoolbag.

My mother said that the small building at the bottom of the alley was a small mansion given to my grandpa by my grandpa a long, long time ago.They were both young and beautiful back then...

Young and beautiful?Nalande couldn't imagine that scene.Because in his impression, the grandpa is the one who sits on the balcony every afternoon while basking in the sun while listening to opera boxes, who always likes to scold the little grandpa when he has nothing to do, has a stubborn, smelly and weird temper, and sometimes coughs out his dentures. A stinky old man with wrinkled face, and the little grandpa is the little coquettish old man with bad legs, gray eyebrows and hair, delicious braised pork, and always likes to wear a well-fitting shirt and suit when going out.

In fact, when he was a child, he always wondered why he had two grandpas and zero grandmas.

Nalande sat in his room on the second floor of the small building and watched cartoons, just like every day when he was a child.The small building is located in the concession before liberation, with European-style architecture and Chinese-style interiors, very elegant.Because it was taken away as an office for a certain agency after liberation, many places in the room were slightly or severely damaged, especially the solid wood floor had already peeled off and was mottled.Therefore, the petty bourgeoisie sentiment yellowed by time is also mixed with some rough styles of Tongzilou in the 70s and [-]s, which is nondescript at worst, and mash-up at best.

I don't know if it's the black cat sheriff or Shu Kebeta on the TV, but there's a vague sound of huh huh from the grandpa's play box downstairs.When Nalande suddenly remembered that his mother was about to leave again, and ran downstairs to see... there was no one inside or outside the house.No mother, no father, no great grandpa, no little grandpa.The opera box is still babbling, and the evening sunlight pours through the floor-to-ceiling windows...

Heart is empty.

……

When Nalando woke up, he had already arrived in S City.

Feng Xiao walked on the noisy road with him on his back, amidst the heavy traffic, the sunset was dusk.

He seemed to have deliberately not woken him up.There is no shadow of the tourist bus behind me, so I must have walked a long way.

Nalande hadn't escaped from the decadence of that dream, he was a little lazy, so he lay on Feng Xiao's shoulder without moving.Realizing that he seemed to be drooling, he silently brushed his hair back and forth.Lying on my stomach and thinking of my current situation, I feel so incredible...

Hey, children can be taught.Guess what, Feng Xiao actually walked all the way to the biggest shopping mall in the city by following the signboard.Nalande sincerely approved of it. Although this guy's spiritual power is unreliable, his IQ is still quite high.Sensible, sensible, mediocre, mediocre.

Feng Xiao wandered around the hall of the shopping mall, wandering around the brand-new Jaguar on the central booth for a long time, nodding frequently during the process.When I saw the Dodge Viper at another booth, I couldn't help getting started, lying on it and fumbling here and there.

Can't tell, he's still a muscleman.

"Hey, countryman, don't embarrass me!" Nalande snorted.

"Are you awake? Let me tell you, Lord Shennong, let's ride it away. I know you all use this big guy as a mount in this world."

"No culture. This is called a car, a supercar, understand? And, ride? You are riding a horse, you, you need a driver's license to drive, and you have to spend money to pass the second and third grades. Do you have it?"

"No." Feng Xiao shook his head sincerely, "I have a tenth-level beast-monitoring spiritual power certificate."

"...Let's go, let's go and look at the clothes. I don't want to talk to fools."

"Do you have a driver's license?"

"I'm sorry, I debuted at a young age and have never had time to learn how to drive. In the past, there were drivers who would pick me up and drop me off."

"...Let's go, let's go, I don't want to talk to the good-for-nothing."

"you--"

Feng Xiao was choked by the strong and mixed smell from the perfume area and sneezed.A sneeze was so powerful that the airflow directly overturned the two distillation extraction devices on the dior counter.

The lady at the counter saw that there were no windows or doors around, and she shouted in shock: "There is a ghost——"

Feng Xiao wiped her nose, without even glancing at it, she just walked by nonchalantly.

Then under the command of Nalande, I first went to CK to straighten a pair of underwear, then went to Armani, Versace and several trendy brand stores to match a few different styles of clothes, and matched the clothes with two pieces of Vacheron Constantin, Two Rolexes, two pieces of the latest casiog-shock, and a few Swarovski fake crystal cufflinks for the watch, and a few strings of Xingyue Bodhi and lobular red sandalwood blessing bracelets for the cufflinks. The bracelet is paired with two platinum rings...don't doubt the purchasing power of the Chinese.Just kidding, you don't need to spend money, you can take whatever you want, who can hold back.

Of course you can't wear these in the store, it will show your body, so I found two shopping bags and let Feng Xiao hold them first.

When the shopping was almost done, the two went to the bathroom on the top floor and locked the door of the mother's room from the inside.Feng Xiao put Nalande on the stool, and the slender and graceful body of a young man stood out in front of her eyes.

I haven't looked at it carefully yet, but in fact, apart from being a little short and having big ears, this mortal is pretty good, much higher than the average level of mortals.It can almost reach the middle and lower level of Chi You Lingren.

"Hey, Feng Xiao, where are you?" Nalande looked around anxiously.Like a lost child.

Oh, forgot to show up.He can only see himself if both of them are invisible at the same time. "I'm here." He tried his best to show his figure, picked up the underwear in the shopping bag, knelt down on one knee at Nalande's feet, and gently held one of his ankles: "My Lord Shennong, Please lift your feet."

"...I, I will do it myself." No matter how thick-skinned Nalande was, he couldn't stand it anymore.In a confined space of less than five square meters, a naked and beautiful man knelt on the ground to put on his underwear, and his head only needs to be tilted forward by five centimeters... Wow.

"I'll do it." Without any unnaturalness, Feng Xiao slowly passed his two thin white ankles through the trouser legs, slowly pulled the soft fabric across every inch of his leg skin, and finally wrapped it around his petite and exquisite body. Hip.Great fit.Feng Xiao looked at her achievements approvingly for a while, and then took out the coat and trousers for him to put on one by one.

"Hey, let me say," Nalande blushed, let him wear it, and turned his head to look at the corner as a cover-up, "Remember my number, jacket 175, trousers 180, underwear 170 or 175, shoes 42 sizes .In the future, don’t make mistakes when buying clothes for me.”

"Yes."

"Oh, of course, just because I bought 175 clothes and clothes doesn't mean I'm only 175, it's because I'm thin, understand? I'm 181 tall."

"understood."

……

"Get dressed."

"Hmm... Where are the shoes?"

"It seems that I didn't take it." Feng Xiao stood up, "You wait here, I'll get it."

"Fourth floor, shoe area. Size 42, remember."

Feng Xiao hides her figure.The door of the mother and baby room opened and closed, leaving only Narendra inside.

Nalande looked down at himself, looking like a dog.Wearing bright clothes, I can move my limbs, think and breathe, just like before.He's alive, and all the evidence suggests he's alive.But why does it feel so unreal?

Obviously seeing that his bones were ashes... Then what is this body made of?Is it brand new?

well?The newspapers in the newspaper column on the wall were messed up. As a child who was almost born in August, Nalande took it out consciously and prepared to fold it neatly.As a result, as soon as it was spread out, the large color picture that occupied most of the entertainment page attracted attention.

It was a still photo of Nalande at the age of 16 when he starred in Qin Jin's debut film "Memories of Other Years". The boy was wearing a flawless white shirt, facing the camera with his face half sideways, his eyes closed quietly, and his long eyelashes meekly Hanging low, a breeze ruffled his cool hair.Young and beautiful.And behind him, on the white sand, was a line of dirty blood, which was in stark contrast to his person.

One clean and one dirty, one white and one red, extremely beautiful visual impact.

On the right and bottom of this picture are the embarrassing photos of An Dong being secretly photographed in the Alishan Grand Cemetery, and the photos of Qin Jin holding the golden olive trophy at a certain European film festival.

The headline is—the unknown multi-cornered love-hate entanglement of romantic and talented scholars.

The subtitle is——To commemorate the amazing talent in the film industry, and the third anniversary of the famous movie star Nalande's sexual death.

Nalande: "..."

God, when did he become a famous movie star?It was actually the headline on the front page, and the photo was bigger than An Dong and Qin Jin combined.After being in the film and television industry for eight years, he didn't make headlines, but after being dead for three years, he actually made headlines.Nalande was puzzled, how could he say this, it seemed that he was still in the third line when he died.

At this moment, his eyes suddenly went dark.Nalande was stunned for a moment, thinking that something strange was about to happen.As a result, after waiting for a long time, there was no further comment, but there was commotion outside the door.

Standing up and opening the door, the whole shopping mall was plunged into pitch blackness.

"Feng Xiao." He tried to call out, but no one answered.There were many figures, passing by in the dark.

"What's going on, what's going on?"

"Why is there a power outage..."

There was an indistinct sound of fighting in the hall downstairs.Still fighting with weapons, like a hand-to-hand fight in a movie.

Naren Dexing was about to go to the railing of the aisle to see what happened, when suddenly a gust of black wind blew by and swept him away.