(47)
Feng Xiao came back and continued to watch the TV series that Narendra starred in on a rolling roll at midnight.The night was deeper and quieter, and subconsciously turned down the sound, leaving only fleeting images, elongating the depth of the room, penetrating the darkness, illuminating the particles of dust in the air that are constantly doing Brownian motion, caressing the bed softly and presumptuously The face of a sleeping man.Prostatitis advertisements began to appear on TV.I don't know why, but that feeling is extraordinarily safe.
He lived for one century and one century, more than 6000 years, and he didn't know what he was busy with, but he just came here like this.I have never experienced that the time is so light and slow, you can not think about anything, just listen to the sound of the clock, and listen to it all night; you can look at a person's sleeping face, and look at it all night.
Feng Xiao seriously suspects that there is a factor called "sentimentality" in the air of this world.
Of course, the main reason may be that there are no clocks in the world over there.And they have 99 hours of daytime and 64 hours of night. In other words, they also work during the day and sleep at night.
On TV, the young general played by Nalande is defending the lonely city.Beacon smoke was everywhere, and soldiers were approaching the city. He was the only one standing proudly on the top of the city with bruises all over his body, covering the retreat of the people in the city with his flesh and blood.At the moment when thousands of arrows pierced the heart, a line of hot tears flowed down the general's blood-stained face.
"Afeng..." Hearing this title, Feng Xiao panicked inexplicably, and hurriedly turned around to look, only to see the person on the bed smacking his mouth ignorantly, turning over and wrapping the quilt tightly.It turned out that it wasn't him who shouted, it was the general on TV who finally called out to his wife in the city: "Feng, we... see you in the next life..."
The general fell into the city.
Turning off the TV with a "snap", Feng Xiao got up agitatedly, went to sniff the person on the bed.
everything is normal.
Are live actors so realistic?Or is it that Nalande's sex act is particularly good?Be it movies or TV shows.Whenever watching his play, Feng Xiao always unknowingly takes it seriously.For example, when Nalande was having sex with someone, he would fill in the key parts of the two, and when Nalande was killed, he always had to take a look at himself to make sure he was still alive... I'm still not used to it, After all, there has never been a real person in the phantom drama of the Floe Ice Kingdom.
He lifted his forehead hair that covered his eyebrows and looked at him. His long eyelashes drooped gently, and his face was clean and fresh.I really didn't like the way he was crying on TV just now, and my heart was panicked after watching it.Involuntarily, she stroked his eye sockets, followed his flick and stopped.Just when she was about to get up, she was turned over by Nalande wrapped in long hair, pulling Feng Xiao so unsteadily that she almost fell on top of him.Pulling him couldn't come out, and pushing him disturbed the dream, so he breathed on half of his cheek for a long time, and decided to lie down and rest for a while.
About half a quarter of an hour later, Narendra turned over and faced him again, resting his head on his long hair with peace of mind.Probably feeling slippery, cool and strangely comfortable, he unconsciously rubbed his face in his sleep, and moved closer to the source of warmth, pressing his forehead against Feng Xiao's chin, and then curled up in peace to continue meeting Zhou Gong.
Feng Xiao sighed, still upset about the death of the general on TV just now.Hey, you, can't you play a more enjoyable role?Those who bully men and women, those who do evil, those who are lazy, are all fine.It's always so painful, is it really okay?
Wait, what did you just say?Distressed...?
Nalande's phone on the table was on, indicating that the battery was low.I didn't mean to peek, it turned on by itself... The screen stayed on the Weibo interface, and I saw it when I unlocked it - 233333333333.The following is a Weibo reposted from Lu Li - Qiqi went home this time and went wild, running outside every day, saying, who did you fight with again today?
Then attached a 45-degree headshot of Zhang Long chasing the idiot, staring at the camera resentfully.A large part of the head is hairless.
Feng Xiao took out Ci Hai and looked up "2333333333" in the appendix of Arabic numerals.It shows that there are no entries included.
Pulling down the page, thousands of people commented——Goddess's dog is cute.
——Didn't Brother Nalan make his debut?When can I see your work?
——When I was reading novels, the male protagonists always imagined the image of Nalan Tutu, but it's a pity that heaven is jealous of talents... Can Brother Nalan consider taking such a role?
——I heard that director Qin Jin's latest martial arts blockbuster "Yizhu Tianya" has invited Nalan brother to star in it. Can you show more photos with makeup [Star Eyes]?
Of course, there are also conflicts--Qin Jin did it on purpose, he put his new love and old love together in one play, and the old love is still an asshole, won't this make the two of them jealous?He Lan Huanhuan is an international movie star, Lie Tianya's role must belong to him, this fake Nalande is at most trying to make soy sauce!
——That's right, if you are nothing, you dare to play big names. On the day of the recording of "Tonight's Starlight", it is really rude to show pigeons from other people's program groups.Don't blindly transfer your fascination with the dead to a stranger with a mere physical resemblance, okay?Giving him such an important role without acting before, is he really worthy of it?
Except for a few people below who scolded "A certain Huan is crazy!" Not many people argued for Nalande.Because after all, in the minds of the masses, this Nalande character is not Bi Nalande character. As the above said, who knows whether this Nalande character is worthy of high expectations and whether he can play the leading role.In comparison, He Lanhuan is indeed more qualified than Nalande.
Having been in this world for a long time, Feng Xiao has figured out some ways of the world.Ordinary people's love for others is limited, and the word "like" is as cheap as it is. You can cry, kneel and lick when you are happy, and you can treat each other indifferently as soon as you turn your head.For example, fans' love for celebrities can be desperate when they become crazy, but after all, it is just a virtual support, not a real close person in life. Sometimes a harmless and false rumor can make them turn against each other instantly, and then swear at each other.
Nalande is now fighting alone.No one said they believed him, which means no one believed him.
Originally, I didn't know how to play high-tech things like "Weibo", but there are only a few buttons on the screen, and I can figure out the way by clicking them.I accidentally clicked on the draft box and saw a Weibo that Nalande was editing—thank you for your concern, what a blessing.I was in poor health some time ago, so I wasted some time.The work will start soon, and next year at the latest, I will present a good work to everyone...
Attached below is a selfie taken many years ago. It is the young general who was shown on TV just now. He was wearing a green coat on the set, with a few paints on his face, and he was looking at the wide-angle lens in his hand like scissors. There was a young actress passing by in the background who seemed to be joking with him, and he was about to grin when he heard it, his eyes were crooked, and his teeth were so white that they glistened.
Very natural, very youthful, the sun is so bright that it seems that there will never be a cloudy day, and seeing that expression makes people feel happy from the bottom of their hearts.
The person on the bed was probably dreaming, and he let out a sigh at the right time, as if his regrets passed away like water, and he couldn't go back.
Feng Xiao dialed Wang Jiangang's phone number next door: "How do I get a Weibo account? Where do I need to go for procedures?"
Sleepy over there: "Your Highness, what kind of mobile phone number do you need in the middle of the night..."
"It's not a mobile phone number. I have a mobile phone number. Weibo number."
"Weibo...Your Highness, did you mean 'register'?"
"What test?"
"Come on, do as I said, first, click on the Weibo icon..."
……
"What's the name?"
"Your Highness, you have to think for yourself."
"What name can reflect who I am without revealing who I am?"
"...How about 'Mysterious Coquettish' or 'Coquettish Saoxi Yi Shuihan'?"
"Wang Jiangang—"
"Or the 'son of the great Pumpkin King', hiding in the city."
"Okay, let's call it 'not me', so it's not easy to be recognized."
"...Your Highness, are you serious? Why don't you say 'It's not who I am'."
Hang up the phone, and input the name column word by word according to the Chinese pinyin in Cihai. The network is not good, and I got stuck on the verification code countless times, and finally registered successfully.
******
Nalande originally wanted to pretend to be asleep and listen to Feng Xiao's movements in the middle of the night, but he couldn't resist and fell asleep.Who made that guy watch TV all the time.
The first thing I did when I woke up the next day was to take my mobile phone and run to the toilet, plug the door and dial the strange number on the mobile phone.
As soon as I asked "where are you", the other party yelled "I'm sick" and hung up.Don't be discouraged, I called again, this time I asked "Are you from Qiandeng", the other party said "wrong number" in Fangpu (Mandarin dialect) which is the same foreign language.No one answered the third time.
I checked the place where it belonged, and it was strange that it was Dongguan, Guangdong. How could it be different from what I checked yesterday.
There are two possibilities, either Feng Xiao is playing tricks, or he has misremembered the number.
Of course, the latter is more likely, after all, his brain capacity is limited.
Then let's squat in the morning pit first, and check Weibo by the way.It's silly to open the message bar at one click. A user named "Not Me" reposted and liked all his Weibo overnight, and also dug out his old account before he was alive. Omit all retweets and likes.
In the last few posts, I reposted the one that He Lanhuan posted a photo of her makeup yesterday. He Lanhuan put a face of Wang Nima on her face, and also commented that the role should belong to whoever it is, and the scheming bitch is so mean here.
There was actually a big praise from An Dong at the bottom.
After finishing it, he reposted it again, saying——Nalander is so handsome with a roll of his eyes.
There is also a big praise from An Dong at the bottom.
After finishing, he reposted the article in the draft box of Nalande Sex, and of course Feng Xiao hit the release button on his own - the support for Nalande Sex was not because of blindness, but because of reluctance.Since he is Tutu's elder brother, why don't we choose to believe him first.Trust him to live up to our hopes.
An Dong followed one - no matter who he is, he deserves the best treatment in the world.
There were actually a lot of popular comments below, most of which were followed from An Dong.
In other words, public opinion still depends on guidance. When 1 people say something good, or an authority tells you something good, you will feel good subconsciously.
This person doesn't have a single original, it's all about Nalande's sex.Like the madman?Brain powder?Whoa, why are you in such a good mood?Pulling up his trousers, he ran to show off to Feng Xiao who was serving breakfast: "I'm back from the dead! I've got a fan of brains hahahaha!"
"Oh." Putting the table and chopsticks expressionlessly.
"It's so rare. I have worked so hard in my previous life, and I have never had such a stupid fan!"
"moron?!"
"Not brainless? His Weibo is full of me, and this is not the sailor I invited, it's pure wild... Why are you staring at me?"
"You're crazy."
"Why are you excited? I didn't say you..."
"Then you're also brain-dead." It's useless to be so happy because of such a trivial matter.
"Hehe, how dare you disrespect your master? You don't want to live anymore, do you?" After finishing speaking, she couldn't help scrolling through Weibo with the corner of her mouth pulled.Feng Xiao looked at his stupid look with disdain: "Aunt Sun's kelp and egg drop soup, do you want to drink it or not?"
"Drink! Have a big bowl!"
Zhang Kaiquan was holding the computer on the other side of the table and doing research with a serious face all the time, as if he didn't know anyone was here.It wasn't until a series of "Elegant Butterflies" came out from the high-fidelity earphones that Nalande rolled his eyes at them.At this time, Wang Jiangang came out with sleepy eyes, tapped and opened all the earphones: "Cha Yunpan, I sent you two more latest European and American ones." After that, he came to ask Feng Xiao, "Your Highness, I taught you the basic skills of p-mapping last night. How are you doing with the collection of Internet swear words? Your newly registered Wei Wu Wu-"
A whole egg was stuffed into Wang Jiangang's mouth, almost choking him to death.Seeing that Nalande looked over in a dazed way, as if he wanted to ask something, Feng Xiao went directly to pick up the kelp thread hanging from the corner of his mouth.
This scene happened to fall into the eyes of An Dong who got up early in the morning, and his whole body felt bad immediately.According to later statistics, all four people at the dinner table said they saw the thunderbolt falling around him.
"You you you you you you—"
However, An Dong's thunderbolt from the blue sky was not over yet, after Feng Xiao finished chewing the kelp shreds, he said gracefully, "King An Tian, please prepare, Mrs. Zun asked us to meet today."
"Us? Who?" Nalande stared at Feng Xiao and gasped for a long time, then asked.
"My lord, An Tianwang, and me."
Feng Xiao came back and continued to watch the TV series that Narendra starred in on a rolling roll at midnight.The night was deeper and quieter, and subconsciously turned down the sound, leaving only fleeting images, elongating the depth of the room, penetrating the darkness, illuminating the particles of dust in the air that are constantly doing Brownian motion, caressing the bed softly and presumptuously The face of a sleeping man.Prostatitis advertisements began to appear on TV.I don't know why, but that feeling is extraordinarily safe.
He lived for one century and one century, more than 6000 years, and he didn't know what he was busy with, but he just came here like this.I have never experienced that the time is so light and slow, you can not think about anything, just listen to the sound of the clock, and listen to it all night; you can look at a person's sleeping face, and look at it all night.
Feng Xiao seriously suspects that there is a factor called "sentimentality" in the air of this world.
Of course, the main reason may be that there are no clocks in the world over there.And they have 99 hours of daytime and 64 hours of night. In other words, they also work during the day and sleep at night.
On TV, the young general played by Nalande is defending the lonely city.Beacon smoke was everywhere, and soldiers were approaching the city. He was the only one standing proudly on the top of the city with bruises all over his body, covering the retreat of the people in the city with his flesh and blood.At the moment when thousands of arrows pierced the heart, a line of hot tears flowed down the general's blood-stained face.
"Afeng..." Hearing this title, Feng Xiao panicked inexplicably, and hurriedly turned around to look, only to see the person on the bed smacking his mouth ignorantly, turning over and wrapping the quilt tightly.It turned out that it wasn't him who shouted, it was the general on TV who finally called out to his wife in the city: "Feng, we... see you in the next life..."
The general fell into the city.
Turning off the TV with a "snap", Feng Xiao got up agitatedly, went to sniff the person on the bed.
everything is normal.
Are live actors so realistic?Or is it that Nalande's sex act is particularly good?Be it movies or TV shows.Whenever watching his play, Feng Xiao always unknowingly takes it seriously.For example, when Nalande was having sex with someone, he would fill in the key parts of the two, and when Nalande was killed, he always had to take a look at himself to make sure he was still alive... I'm still not used to it, After all, there has never been a real person in the phantom drama of the Floe Ice Kingdom.
He lifted his forehead hair that covered his eyebrows and looked at him. His long eyelashes drooped gently, and his face was clean and fresh.I really didn't like the way he was crying on TV just now, and my heart was panicked after watching it.Involuntarily, she stroked his eye sockets, followed his flick and stopped.Just when she was about to get up, she was turned over by Nalande wrapped in long hair, pulling Feng Xiao so unsteadily that she almost fell on top of him.Pulling him couldn't come out, and pushing him disturbed the dream, so he breathed on half of his cheek for a long time, and decided to lie down and rest for a while.
About half a quarter of an hour later, Narendra turned over and faced him again, resting his head on his long hair with peace of mind.Probably feeling slippery, cool and strangely comfortable, he unconsciously rubbed his face in his sleep, and moved closer to the source of warmth, pressing his forehead against Feng Xiao's chin, and then curled up in peace to continue meeting Zhou Gong.
Feng Xiao sighed, still upset about the death of the general on TV just now.Hey, you, can't you play a more enjoyable role?Those who bully men and women, those who do evil, those who are lazy, are all fine.It's always so painful, is it really okay?
Wait, what did you just say?Distressed...?
Nalande's phone on the table was on, indicating that the battery was low.I didn't mean to peek, it turned on by itself... The screen stayed on the Weibo interface, and I saw it when I unlocked it - 233333333333.The following is a Weibo reposted from Lu Li - Qiqi went home this time and went wild, running outside every day, saying, who did you fight with again today?
Then attached a 45-degree headshot of Zhang Long chasing the idiot, staring at the camera resentfully.A large part of the head is hairless.
Feng Xiao took out Ci Hai and looked up "2333333333" in the appendix of Arabic numerals.It shows that there are no entries included.
Pulling down the page, thousands of people commented——Goddess's dog is cute.
——Didn't Brother Nalan make his debut?When can I see your work?
——When I was reading novels, the male protagonists always imagined the image of Nalan Tutu, but it's a pity that heaven is jealous of talents... Can Brother Nalan consider taking such a role?
——I heard that director Qin Jin's latest martial arts blockbuster "Yizhu Tianya" has invited Nalan brother to star in it. Can you show more photos with makeup [Star Eyes]?
Of course, there are also conflicts--Qin Jin did it on purpose, he put his new love and old love together in one play, and the old love is still an asshole, won't this make the two of them jealous?He Lan Huanhuan is an international movie star, Lie Tianya's role must belong to him, this fake Nalande is at most trying to make soy sauce!
——That's right, if you are nothing, you dare to play big names. On the day of the recording of "Tonight's Starlight", it is really rude to show pigeons from other people's program groups.Don't blindly transfer your fascination with the dead to a stranger with a mere physical resemblance, okay?Giving him such an important role without acting before, is he really worthy of it?
Except for a few people below who scolded "A certain Huan is crazy!" Not many people argued for Nalande.Because after all, in the minds of the masses, this Nalande character is not Bi Nalande character. As the above said, who knows whether this Nalande character is worthy of high expectations and whether he can play the leading role.In comparison, He Lanhuan is indeed more qualified than Nalande.
Having been in this world for a long time, Feng Xiao has figured out some ways of the world.Ordinary people's love for others is limited, and the word "like" is as cheap as it is. You can cry, kneel and lick when you are happy, and you can treat each other indifferently as soon as you turn your head.For example, fans' love for celebrities can be desperate when they become crazy, but after all, it is just a virtual support, not a real close person in life. Sometimes a harmless and false rumor can make them turn against each other instantly, and then swear at each other.
Nalande is now fighting alone.No one said they believed him, which means no one believed him.
Originally, I didn't know how to play high-tech things like "Weibo", but there are only a few buttons on the screen, and I can figure out the way by clicking them.I accidentally clicked on the draft box and saw a Weibo that Nalande was editing—thank you for your concern, what a blessing.I was in poor health some time ago, so I wasted some time.The work will start soon, and next year at the latest, I will present a good work to everyone...
Attached below is a selfie taken many years ago. It is the young general who was shown on TV just now. He was wearing a green coat on the set, with a few paints on his face, and he was looking at the wide-angle lens in his hand like scissors. There was a young actress passing by in the background who seemed to be joking with him, and he was about to grin when he heard it, his eyes were crooked, and his teeth were so white that they glistened.
Very natural, very youthful, the sun is so bright that it seems that there will never be a cloudy day, and seeing that expression makes people feel happy from the bottom of their hearts.
The person on the bed was probably dreaming, and he let out a sigh at the right time, as if his regrets passed away like water, and he couldn't go back.
Feng Xiao dialed Wang Jiangang's phone number next door: "How do I get a Weibo account? Where do I need to go for procedures?"
Sleepy over there: "Your Highness, what kind of mobile phone number do you need in the middle of the night..."
"It's not a mobile phone number. I have a mobile phone number. Weibo number."
"Weibo...Your Highness, did you mean 'register'?"
"What test?"
"Come on, do as I said, first, click on the Weibo icon..."
……
"What's the name?"
"Your Highness, you have to think for yourself."
"What name can reflect who I am without revealing who I am?"
"...How about 'Mysterious Coquettish' or 'Coquettish Saoxi Yi Shuihan'?"
"Wang Jiangang—"
"Or the 'son of the great Pumpkin King', hiding in the city."
"Okay, let's call it 'not me', so it's not easy to be recognized."
"...Your Highness, are you serious? Why don't you say 'It's not who I am'."
Hang up the phone, and input the name column word by word according to the Chinese pinyin in Cihai. The network is not good, and I got stuck on the verification code countless times, and finally registered successfully.
******
Nalande originally wanted to pretend to be asleep and listen to Feng Xiao's movements in the middle of the night, but he couldn't resist and fell asleep.Who made that guy watch TV all the time.
The first thing I did when I woke up the next day was to take my mobile phone and run to the toilet, plug the door and dial the strange number on the mobile phone.
As soon as I asked "where are you", the other party yelled "I'm sick" and hung up.Don't be discouraged, I called again, this time I asked "Are you from Qiandeng", the other party said "wrong number" in Fangpu (Mandarin dialect) which is the same foreign language.No one answered the third time.
I checked the place where it belonged, and it was strange that it was Dongguan, Guangdong. How could it be different from what I checked yesterday.
There are two possibilities, either Feng Xiao is playing tricks, or he has misremembered the number.
Of course, the latter is more likely, after all, his brain capacity is limited.
Then let's squat in the morning pit first, and check Weibo by the way.It's silly to open the message bar at one click. A user named "Not Me" reposted and liked all his Weibo overnight, and also dug out his old account before he was alive. Omit all retweets and likes.
In the last few posts, I reposted the one that He Lanhuan posted a photo of her makeup yesterday. He Lanhuan put a face of Wang Nima on her face, and also commented that the role should belong to whoever it is, and the scheming bitch is so mean here.
There was actually a big praise from An Dong at the bottom.
After finishing it, he reposted it again, saying——Nalander is so handsome with a roll of his eyes.
There is also a big praise from An Dong at the bottom.
After finishing, he reposted the article in the draft box of Nalande Sex, and of course Feng Xiao hit the release button on his own - the support for Nalande Sex was not because of blindness, but because of reluctance.Since he is Tutu's elder brother, why don't we choose to believe him first.Trust him to live up to our hopes.
An Dong followed one - no matter who he is, he deserves the best treatment in the world.
There were actually a lot of popular comments below, most of which were followed from An Dong.
In other words, public opinion still depends on guidance. When 1 people say something good, or an authority tells you something good, you will feel good subconsciously.
This person doesn't have a single original, it's all about Nalande's sex.Like the madman?Brain powder?Whoa, why are you in such a good mood?Pulling up his trousers, he ran to show off to Feng Xiao who was serving breakfast: "I'm back from the dead! I've got a fan of brains hahahaha!"
"Oh." Putting the table and chopsticks expressionlessly.
"It's so rare. I have worked so hard in my previous life, and I have never had such a stupid fan!"
"moron?!"
"Not brainless? His Weibo is full of me, and this is not the sailor I invited, it's pure wild... Why are you staring at me?"
"You're crazy."
"Why are you excited? I didn't say you..."
"Then you're also brain-dead." It's useless to be so happy because of such a trivial matter.
"Hehe, how dare you disrespect your master? You don't want to live anymore, do you?" After finishing speaking, she couldn't help scrolling through Weibo with the corner of her mouth pulled.Feng Xiao looked at his stupid look with disdain: "Aunt Sun's kelp and egg drop soup, do you want to drink it or not?"
"Drink! Have a big bowl!"
Zhang Kaiquan was holding the computer on the other side of the table and doing research with a serious face all the time, as if he didn't know anyone was here.It wasn't until a series of "Elegant Butterflies" came out from the high-fidelity earphones that Nalande rolled his eyes at them.At this time, Wang Jiangang came out with sleepy eyes, tapped and opened all the earphones: "Cha Yunpan, I sent you two more latest European and American ones." After that, he came to ask Feng Xiao, "Your Highness, I taught you the basic skills of p-mapping last night. How are you doing with the collection of Internet swear words? Your newly registered Wei Wu Wu-"
A whole egg was stuffed into Wang Jiangang's mouth, almost choking him to death.Seeing that Nalande looked over in a dazed way, as if he wanted to ask something, Feng Xiao went directly to pick up the kelp thread hanging from the corner of his mouth.
This scene happened to fall into the eyes of An Dong who got up early in the morning, and his whole body felt bad immediately.According to later statistics, all four people at the dinner table said they saw the thunderbolt falling around him.
"You you you you you you—"
However, An Dong's thunderbolt from the blue sky was not over yet, after Feng Xiao finished chewing the kelp shreds, he said gracefully, "King An Tian, please prepare, Mrs. Zun asked us to meet today."
"Us? Who?" Nalande stared at Feng Xiao and gasped for a long time, then asked.
"My lord, An Tianwang, and me."
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