Narendra Sex and Evil Performing Arts Company

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"Nalander, congratulations on your rebirth and the power to summon ancient oriental evil spirits."

……

who?Who is speaking?Straightforward, like a computer.

But after saying this sentence, the voice disappeared.

……

Nalande floats up and down in the darkness, his thoughts have no form, like a tiny star floating in the vast universe.Sometimes the ears are as quiet as an empty valley, and sometimes it is lively and noisy... It seems that there are thousands of years of time whizzing by, with an indescribable depth and sorrow.

He stretched out his hand, unable to catch the dissipating wind, unable to hold the passing sand.There is a vague feeling of pity and bewilderment, which grows quietly from the depths of the soul, and disappears in a blink of an eye...

...Wow, the above mental activity is really good and deep, and Nalande almost doubts that it is not what he thinks.It's just a poet messing around.

Nalande was woken up by his own sneezing, and bumped his head against a half-soft, half-hard, slightly elastic wall.

Nalande has always had the good habit of wiping up the projectiles from sneezes.So he dazedly wiped the wall on which he had sprayed with snot and saliva, muttering in his heart that the wall feels really strange to the touch.Until he touched a soft little thing on the wall with his fingertips, the flesh was so fun, he couldn't help rubbing it more curiously.Then the little thing gradually hardened in his palm.

Narendra: ...

Nalande opened his eyes in shock, and when he looked up, his face was covered by black silk.He pushed away the black silk, just in time to meet the deep eyes of the silver-haired man looking down at him.In the dark of night, he was holding him and trekking forward on a deserted road.

"You..." This person is still there, so it's really not a dream.

"What do you want?" the man asked first.

"what?"

"Don't try..." He paused here, as if he was choosing his words carefully, just like a foreigner who has just learned Chinese, and continued after a while, "I'm out of the game, mortal. I, the spirit of Chiyou, will only obey I promise to be your loyal servant, but I will never sleep with you."

"... What's the trick?"

"'Huaxi' means teasing and ridiculing, which means insulting and aggressive." The man said disdainfully, "Aren't you Chinese? You can't even understand Chinese."

"..." A scholar can be killed but not humiliated. If someone insults me, I will humiliate him back!Nalande took a deep breath, "Sir, you haven't updated your electronic Cihai phonetic system for a long time, right? The language system is recorded by individual characters, right? You don't know that there are as many polyphonic characters as there are stars in our great Chinese language? Not only There are polyphonic characters, as well as Tongjia characters, polysemy characters, similar characters, and similar characters... The 'tiao (diao)' you mentioned is one of the polyphonic characters. (tiao) play 'oh please!!"

"It doesn't matter." The man said calmly, "You just need to understand what I mean."

"..." Nalande said, "You say you are a descendant of the Chiyou clan, so let me believe you. Then don't your Chiyou clan speak Chinese?"

"The Jiuli tribe has its own language system, and the Chiyou clan has our own language branch. This time, in order to be called here, I have learned your language and writing."

"It's kind of like that."

"By the way, did you use your hands or your mouth just now?"

"what?"

The man glanced at him: "What did you say?"

Nalande reacted sexually, his face turned red, and he became angry with embarrassment, and pushed his chest fiercely: "You bastard, put me down!"

However, the man was too strong to move.

"Will you let it go? If you don't let it go, you're molesting me!"

"Since the blood contract has been signed, you are my master, and I am obliged to serve you wholeheartedly."

Serve wholeheartedly.How can I learn such a broken word.Nalande was full of black lines: "Put me down, I can walk by myself."

"you sure?"

"determine."

The man took two more steps, stopped, and put Narendra on the ground.

As soon as he let go, Narendra was surrounded by the world full of traffic.The cold wind stung his naked/exposed body, and the car lights hit his face and body alternately, shining brightly.Soon, there were car horns one after another, overwhelming him, and countless cars stopped at his feet in a panic with screeching brakes, and then opened the windows and cursed.More people cast surprised and playful glances through the car windows, and many people picked up their mobile phones to take pictures of him.

"Bang bang bang" several times, the east and west lanes ran after each other.

"Will the one in front of you know how to drive? What kind of sudden brakes are you doing on the Nima highway? Drifting, you? Pay me for my Cadillac!"

"Damn it, get out of the car and take a look! I was driving a good car, and in the middle of the road, a naked psychopath rushed out! You ask him to pay you, he is fully responsible!"

"Huh? This neuropathy looks familiar..." A female onlooker keenly noticed the clue, and tried to invite the masses to identify it together, "Do you think he looks like that one, that one who played on TV? Then who..."

People who didn't know the truth raised their mobile phones one after another.

Nalande stood in the middle of the road, naked, and the wind was so cool.

what's the situation!Didn't you have a car just now?Just now I clearly saw that this is an empty and abandoned road!How come so many people and so many cars in an instant!

What's worse, Narendra was a celebrity at any rate during his lifetime, and his face was already in danger of being recognized by others!Mom's fame is coming to an end!

The two hands don't know whether to block the top or the bottom, it's not enough at all.

Nalande hurriedly turned around to look for the figure of the man.nowhere.

A majestic man with the heart to cry.

I was helpless when suddenly a breeze came from behind.The black silk cloth was raised and lowered, covering him from head to toe.Suddenly the wind stopped, the sound stopped, and the world returned to silence.

Someone hugged him from behind and said calmly, "Do you need me?"

"Hmph." Nalande tilted his head sexually and did not answer.

"Just tell me, I'm your loyal servant, Lord Shennong." The man said, "I'm telling you that my spiritual power is unstable here, and only when more than 50.00% of the skin is in contact can I help you hide. Of course For the sake of peace, I will hide the outside world from you by the way."

That’s right, during the peak period of return trips during the National Day holiday, it’s simply impossible to expect that there will be no cars or people on China’s highways.It turned out that it was purified by this guy's spell.Fortunately, there was a big traffic jam just now, otherwise his newly revived body might have been knocked into the air, and no one would have survived the serial rear-end collision.Thank the motherland and thank dang.

"..." Nalande was stunned for a long time, "Is this the reason why you don't wear clothes and don't find clothes for me?"

"That's not true." The man said, "My clothing materials come from another time and space. Restricted by the seal, for thousands of years, no one or anything in our time and space has been allowed to enter the residence of the descendants of Yan and Huang. The world, probably because of this, the clothes will melt as soon as they come. As for finding clothes to wear... You people here are too ugly to wear. Instead of this, it is better not to wear them. It is enough to have a robe that reflects my extraordinary, anyway, I am not cold."

"Ah--" Nalande sniffed sexually, "Have you ever thought about it, I'm cold."

"have not thought."

"..."

"Frankly, Axio—" Narende said sexually, "I'm cold, I order you, go and find me some clothes."

"Is this what you wish for?"

"...It's just looking for clothes, you don't need to rise to the advanced level of 'wish', right?"

"Then what is your wish?"

"Wish...there are too many to count, what do you mean? Don't tell me you are Aladdin's magic lamp..."

"What's that?" The man opened his hand to conjure Cihai, opened it and asked, "Araden God, what are the words?"

"..." Nalande said, "Let's skip this slap, and you continue to talk about yours. What is your wish?"

The man put away Ci Hai: "I mean, your biggest and most eager wish to come true, the long-cherished wish that you couldn't fulfill when you were alive, the wish that you are willing to give everything for, that's why you summoned me here."

"..." Nalande thought about it seriously, "Are you sure, have I summoned you?"

"of course."

"I don't have the impression, could it be a mistake?"

"Absolutely not." Because he actually just missed it once, and now he has been corrected by his father, and now he has rediscovered Shen Nong, who had uttered a summoning spell when he was dying three years ago, and promised to exchange his soul for his long-cherished wish. The descendants of the family, Nalande.That's why it took three years.This time there can be no mistakes.

"Well, although I don't remember, but you are here anyway, I'll accept you reluctantly. It's like someone accidentally entered the wrong number and paid me ten yuan for the phone call. I don't know anything about that person , so the money is still not returned, and it is really unnecessary to return it to the operator, so I have to keep it reluctantly... Do you understand my analogy?"

The man thought about it for a long time, and shook his head honestly: "I don't really understand. Let me look up the meaning of 'operator'." As he spoke, he was about to conjure Cihai, but Nalande stretched out his hand and held it down: "No, no, anyway. I mean, since you have helped me resurrect, I accept your kindness, and I am willing to keep you. Then tell me the content of our contract."

"Yes, my Lord Shennong." The man said respectfully in his ear, "This is the ancient covenant between your Shennong and my Chiyou. My ancestor Chiyou was a subject of Emperor Yan in ancient times. But the ancient promise is still there. Thousands of generations, all the direct descendants of the Lieshan tribe of the Shennong clan, who have died unexpectedly and their long-cherished wishes have not been fulfilled, and when they are dying, they will use the power of their souls to summon evil spirits. Come to help the summoner revive, and follow and assist until the owner fulfills the unfulfilled wish. After the battle of the deer, time and space were separated, and our family was sealed in the ancient world due to defeat, so mortals generally cannot see it. All the power has disappeared, and the lifespan is less than a hundred years. After such a generation change, the ancient agreement is almost forgotten and annihilated, and few mortals in the Shennong family remember it. It is really rare for you to remember."

Could it be that the so-called incantation...is the weird text that I saw in the hand-painted "Shan Hai Jing" that was left behind by some dynasty in my grandfather's study?

It was traditional Xiaozhuan, with occasional primitive pictographs. Nalande couldn't fully recognize it. He only understood the words "evil spirit god slave... heaven and earth overturned... sentient beings up and down... Nine deaths and one life" and a line of spell-like characters , and the Chinese characters next to it read - future generations will remember, come back from desperation.

At that time, Nalande was still young, so he couldn't help poking the strange characters on the paper curiously.Unexpectedly, the poking didn't matter, but the body seemed to be electrified, and there was a jolt, and there seemed to be a gorgeous young man's voice next to his ear, reciting a sentence that he couldn't understand at all.Then the appearance of that line of characters was deeply engraved in his heart.Of course, after a long time, it was stranded in the storage room of memory for the time being.

Looking back now, it seems... that day before he died, when the pain and despair swallowed him whole, that string of characters jumped out of the depths of his memory uncontrollably, and jumped out of his heart, accompanied by the young man's gorgeous recitation Voice……

However, if the silver-haired man in front of him hadn't mentioned the "spell" and "summoning" repeatedly, Narendra would probably never have thought of this matter.

Just a momentary memory, too unreal, too illusion, too ethereal.

"..." Nalande was dumbfounded, "If you guessed right, what you have to say next—but, all of this comes at a price."

"That's right." The man still hugged him behind him, chuckled, and like a devil, he wrapped his right hand around his chin and covered his left cheek, "That is, after this life, you will not enter reincarnation. Because your soul, It's mine."

Suddenly the light shone brightly, and Nalande felt dazzled for a while, and also had a sense of helplessness that his body and mind were firmly imprisoned.He lowered his head and saw that his wrists and ankles were bound by golden chains, and the other end of the chains was held in the left hand of the man behind him.Just as he was about to struggle, he saw the chains turn into a few streaks of white light, which disappeared in the blink of an eye.

His hands are really big, with only one hand covering Narendra's entire face.Nalande seemed to be tied to his body, unable to move at all, he could only pant and let him be slaughtered, feeling the powerful aura from his body.This is the first time I feel how powerful and terrifying this person...or can't be called a person, but an evil spirit.He can easily strangle him to death with one finger now.If he wants to.

...No, no matter how you say it, you need two.

Nalande sighed deeply, what kind of loyal servant of the evil spirit, he is his slave after all.

Narendra finally admitted that he was a supernatural being.

"Eh? Alas?" At such a serious and tense moment, the man suddenly made a strange voice, "It seems that the spiritual power has recovered. In this way, the blood contract has been signed, and the spiritual contract has been filled. You are mine. I can't escape. Let's go, Lord Shennong, I'll take you to fly—"

While talking without asking Nalande's opinion, he swiped his cane in the air, and the clouds in the night sky immediately gathered and turned into a big bird that looked like a Kunpeng. The man jumped onto the bird's back with Nalande in his arms , the cloud bird spreads its wings and soars.The black silk cloth fluttered in the wind, and the hugging posture of the two remained unchanged.

Suddenly there was a lot of traffic under the feet, and thousands of lights in the city in the distance.It's been a long time since this prosperous world.