Narendra Sex and Evil Performing Arts Company

(one twenty seven)

"Where?"

"To the restroom."

"Are you finished?"

"...Oh, you are going to sleep for [-] hours in a cycle of seven days, right? It's okay, you sleep on your own, I will go shopping by myself, we will talk when we get up." As he said, he got up and got out of bed, but he was caught by something He stumbled and landed on his mouth.

Hearing a cry of "wow" from the soles of his feet, he realized that it was a doll.I hurriedly took the candlestick to see if I accidentally injured him, but the spherical candle was alive, and Gu Lulu was about to hit the baby's face.Nalande thought this is not what Jia Huan did to Jia Baoyu, he was going to be disfigured, so he hurriedly threw the candle holder to catch the candle, shouted "hot, hot" and poured his hands several times, only to find this thing It's cold light, no temperature.

The baby watched him flustered, crying and crying but was amused.

"From now on, when I'm sleeping, you are not allowed to go anywhere." Feng Xiao hooked him onto the bed with one foot, and put the other foot across the bed rail.

"why?"

"Because you are my prisoner."

"Really?"

"if not?"

"Is this really not a...dream?"

Feng Xiao stopped paying attention to him, pinched his face, and wiped his lips from left to right with his thumb, only then did Nalande feel the pain.Feng Xiao dotted the red color on his forehead, and he licked his lips, it was fishy and salty, and... "Hey, did my tooth get knocked out?" Feeling wrong after touching it, "Why are they so big? Is there a mirror?"

Feng Xiao raised her palm, the palm was like a mirror.

"This hair is not bad... Fuck, why is there a fang?!"

"Just use it. I touched a wrong bone in the quicksand that day. It is probably a fossil, and it is very valuable to you."

"quicksand?"

"Remember what happened that day?"

Nalande shook his head sexually.

"Then, how did you feel at the initial stage after you died from that world?"

"A closed structure similar to the inner cavity of a human body, either a vagina or a uterus..."

"Or the heart?"

"It's also possible. But the heart is not easy to enter and exit..."

Feng Xiao didn't bother to pay attention to him again, and stretched out her hand to suck the table over. On it was a bowl of hot little chaotic, which was the "midnight breakfast" brought in by the kitchen order a few moments ago.

Nalande was very sexy and said, "Can I have a morning shit first?"

Feng Xiao then pushed the table away, tapped an invisible button on the side of the bed with his heel, and saw a hole appeared on the edge of the huge bed, looking through the hole, he could see the steps extending downward step by step, connecting each step to form a square spiral circle, Finally leads to a restroom in the center.Because the bed board is a transparent object similar to ice cubes, the built-in toilet can also be seen at a glance.

Feng Xiao put a faintly visible chain on Nalande's wrist, held the other end in his hand, and said, "Go, it's within my sight."

"..." I can bear shit but can't bear it, so let's talk first.

The shape of the toilet fits perfectly to the buttocks, and is very in line with human mechanics. It was only after halftime that I had time to look up. I saw Feng Xiao lying on his side on the bed and observing his face. His expression was very focused, and his gaze was through the "glass" It looks even deeper, and the surroundings are so dark that there is no light, which is frightening.

"Didn't sleep?"

"Ah."

"If you haven't slept, I'll ask you a few questions while pulling."

"Ah."

"What the hell am I the reincarnation of the Oneiroi?"

"Ah."

"That's your former master?"

"Ah."

"The common master of you and Ah Si?"

"Ah."

"She approached me to protect me?"

"Ah."

"how about you?"

"I?"

"Let's put it this way, the 'thousandth Shennong's soul' is a fake?"

"Ah."

"You didn't know it at first?"

"Ah."

"Don't you know my life experience?"

"Ah."

"I'm the real target that your lord sent you to find in that world, right? Xuanyu and you both went for me?"

"Ah."

"He came to me to save your world? This method is initially planned to kill me to destroy the time and space that absorbs your spiritual power, because I am the creator of that time and space, right?"

"Ah."

"But that will cost a whole world of lives."

"Ah."

Nalande was silent for a while: "Have you found me and won the position of military master for you?"

"A little bit."

"Oh, that's a pity." Nalande shrugged and said, "But thank you for saving me."

"It's not for you." Feng Xiao turned over and lay on her back, looking at the ceiling with her arms on her pillow, "If it proves to be the only way in the end, I will kill you with my own hands."

"The thinking of people in your world is very dangerous. Why do you want to destroy the human world at every turn? It doesn't matter if I die..." Nalande glanced left and right and didn't see the toilet paper. He was struggling, and felt a clear stream pouring into his body. The rampage scoured the inner wall of the rectum, and the feeling was so humiliating that I almost screamed.Then I thought about it, isn't this the fully automatic toilet that is often seen on TV shopping.

Closer to home, when Nalande returned to the bed, the two of them looked at each other, but they were speechless.

Flowing mist filled the opposite wall, and the moonlight penetrated through the gap, mottled all over the place, like the shadows of stars all over the sky.A gust of wind blew in from nowhere, brushing up the thin clothes and long hair, making both of them feel a little bit bewildered.

"It's such a familiar wind... I think I've really been in this world."

Feng Xiao subconsciously put her hand into his long hair, and stroked it behind his ear, so as to expose his entire face.Even the fingers were overexerted due to excitement, and the loud sound of hair breaking could be heard. "Remember what?" He leaned over and exhaled gently on the tip of his nose.

"Nothing at all……"

He smiled, feeling weak.

"last question."

"Ah."

"Am I the only one you've ever loved dearly?"

Feng Xiao was silent for a while, then replied: "You are not."

"?"

"If you are Narendra, you are not."

"What if I were Oneiroi Tensei?"

"Then you're the only person I've ever hated deeply."

Nalande smiled and said, "Then I choose to be the Oneiroi." Then he raised his head provocatively and said to him, "It's better than nothing... um..."

A menacing but unrealized kiss, with a burning and restrained impulse.In the end, Feng Xiao just lingered on his lips for a few moments, then let go of her hands and turned over to sleep, "I will set off tomorrow to find your destiny. I need to sleep well, so you can coax the child inside."

"You don't want me to remember you? You didn't say anything after you knew my life experience, but I still learned something from your father..."

"Knowing and remembering are two different things. No matter how much you hear, do you remember?"

"Can't remember..."

"When you remember, what are you going to give me?"

"..."

"Be your mortal with peace of mind, so that we used to get along well, so that I owe you my life anyway, so that I can be so peaceful to you."

It means, the past is over, right? Don’t mention it again, right?

******

Ah Si woke up the next evening.Of course, at this time Nalande had already slept five more times.

The seventeen crown clocks (Chiyou's time unit, similar to ordinary people's o'clock) were clearly set to go, and the sixteen crown clocks of Huaxuan had already pulled his son to the central square of the floating ice king city.The place was already crowded with people, and the common people and soldiers heard that His Royal Highness was going on an expedition for the welfare of the spirits all over the world.

Feng Xiao felt that it was a bit fanfare, but Hua Kui said that she wanted my son to be loved by all people.

Feng Xiao said that at least wait until the triumphant return before loving her.Hua Kui said, the main reason is to let you hold a mobilization meeting for the common people by the way.

"What mobilization meeting?" Feng Xiao had an ominous premonition.

Hua Kui smiled "hehe", and ordered people to invite Lord Oneiroi to the stage. With a single wave of his own hand, a huge downward phantom screen suddenly appeared in the sky above the square, with a line of fancy artistic words scrolling on it—— His Royal Highness Feng Xiao's Male Physiological Function Exchange Mobilization Conference.

"..."

"Ah, my people, our floating ice clan has a high moral integrity. In ancient times, we took the initiative to bear the curse of infertility that should have been punished on the whole clan. After one era and one century, it is time for the punishment of heaven to end. Recently, the king of Japan tried a The soul of Qianshennong sacrificed to the heavens, and my son Feng Xiao took the lead in recovering his sexual function after that, and tried a couple of times with the reincarnation of Lingshan Dream God. So everyone's functions must be restored one after another. It’s a little unfamiliar. Then let His Royal Highness Feng Xiao come down to pass on the experience and essentials to everyone—applause is welcome!” Amidst the thunderous applause, he leaned into his son’s ear and told, “Father, the king thinks that everyone’s current problems are mainly Mental barriers. You can simply say a few words, and encouragement may be useful."

"Father, the child is not because of sacrifice..."

Hua Kui made a downward gesture: "Whether you are half of Shennong's blood or by accident, you are also one of the cursed. Since you can do it, it means that the curse has made a breakthrough. Then let everyone believe that the sacrifice is effective." , let them try, maybe they can.”

By the way, it also gave a reasonable and noble explanation for the recent rumor that "His Royal Highness is having an affair with ordinary people".By the way, he also humiliated Lord Oneiroi.

Feng Xiao understood her father Wang's good intentions, although she was speechless, she nodded and stepped forward.Shen Daodao hurriedly hung a golden bead in front of Feng Xiao's mouth, it was a loudspeaker stone, equivalent to a microphone.As a result, Feng Xiao thought about it and didn't know where to start.

"Maybe everyone can try to sink the qi and blood to the dantian... oh, it's the lower abdomen, where the blood will swell..." he said.

Seeing his son's clumsy speech, Hua Kui had no choice but to deduce Nalande's nature, and said, "Master Oneiroi has been proficient in this way since ancient times, and I must have been aroused by you this time, why don't you teach my people a lesson?" two?"

Nalande could hear the sarcasm in Hua's words, but since what he hated was his past life and not himself, and since the things he did in his past life were indeed not upright and worthy of others, mainly because the crimes were committed by others now, He decided not to care.Immediately another golden bead hung in front of him, shining brightly waiting for him to make a grand speech, so he was no longer shy, and cleared his throat and said, "I have heard about your country's experience, and I am willing to help if there is anything I can do." Do your best. As for the matter of 'sex'...it's really mysterious, but I don't want to talk about it today. I just want to remind everyone, don't always look up to the women on the other side of the sea, and don't blindly force yourself Try it with strangers in brothels and restaurants, and think about the people around you."

There was an uproar underneath.

Nalande listened to Wang Jiangang talk about the fact that the men and women of the Floating Ice Fog Island were governed by separate countries. 6000 years is enough for them to forget the attraction of the opposite sex. Of course, there will be subtle changes in aesthetics and orientation. Isn't it a gay country?

"Sex without emotion is either caused by alcohol or catalyzed by drugs. Only true feelings can make the body and mind fit together. I have seen the wounded return from your city in the past two days, and my partners have been taking care of them; We live together day and night. Think about who you have lived and died with for thousands of years, and who are you worried about. Close your eyes, those partners that you think are only friendship and trust, do you desire to describe his entire appearance..."

Feng Xiao looked at him with raised eyebrows, while Hua Kuang stood up abruptly: "Master Oneiroi, our ultimate goal is to restore fertility and reproduce, why are you advocating fundamental theory here?"

Nalande spread his hands: "I don't know what I said. I was not good at speaking since I was a child. Do you have to drive ducks to the shelves?" He said to the audience, "Take the first step before you can take the second step. Don't rush Seeking success. Anyway, for me, love is the first, sex is the second, and reproduction is the last."

The crowd below was ebullient, whispering among themselves, saying, "Look at him, he is worthy of being a god, and his speech is insightful", and they almost cheered in unison.Hua Kui hurriedly waved for someone to send them off the stage, saying, "It's getting late, let's get on the road."

Finally, he grabbed his son and asked, "Have you done it since you came back?"

"What to do?"

Hua Kui nuzzled at Nalande.

"No. Father, you know that I won't be with him again..."

Hua Kuang waved his hand: "Try. Try again."

******

Hua Kuang equipped his son with a team of troops and food, and sent him off at the gate of the city.

Nalande said that there is no need to tie me up, and I was just about to find my own destination, and I didn't plan to escape.Hua Kui said that's okay, what should you do if you seduce my son halfway, let's tie him up.

So it was tied to the back of a hippopotamus-like animal.There is nothing wrong with that animal, it just smells and farts.

Tied head to ass.

Fortunately, as soon as he landed on land, Feng Xiao untied him.

Accompanying them were Ah Si, Wang Jiangang, Long Zhui, and the doll.

Ah Si insisted on bringing the doll, saying that he was a hybrid of two witches, and it might come in handy at critical times.Wang Jiangang was very angry about this, but he couldn't beat Ah Si, so he could only obey.

Furthermore, Feng Xiao and the child were destined to be together, so they couldn't be far away from each other for too long.So Ah Si always let Feng Xiao hold the child as a matter of course on the way.

Hugging and hugging, you will get used to it.The person who hugs is also used to it, and the person who sees it is also used to it. The 1.9-meter-five hunk curled up a fleshy gadget in his arm, which looked funny and harmonious, just like a real father and son.Although the child looks weird, he has a very good temper, doesn't cry or make trouble, and loves to "giggle" when he sees everything.So far, apart from a large appetite, he has not shown any obvious abilities.

I hope he can always be like a normal kid and not repeat the mistakes of his parents.

He sleeps a lot like Nalande, sleeping seven or eight times a day.Feng Xiao specially prepared a foldable carriage for the two of them to rest along the road, and when they were on their way, they would use their spiritual power to put it away, and put it in the bag the size of a palm.Sometimes he drools when he crawls on Feng Xiao's shoulders, his small body looks bloated no matter how he arranges his clothes, the exposed skin is smooth, there is not a single hair on his head, and there are transparent scales Glittering in the sun, crystal clear.

In the first few days on the road, the two protagonists had nothing to say, so along the way, they saw Long Zhui turn into a man, turn into Bai Ze, climb a tree, and enter the water to amuse the doll on Feng Xiao’s shoulders, while Wang Jiangang was entangled in whether he should be called by the child. On the issue of "Grandpa" or "Uncle", thinking about it, I think about those two old beauties again, and feel dejected.

"Brother Jiangang, let's name the doll."

"Okay."

"He doesn't have long hair, let's call him 'little bald head'!"

"It's not good, it's too vulgar!"

"Then, since he doesn't have long hair, let's call him 'little monk'!" The word "monk" is pronounced in Chinese.

"No, no, 'little monk' sounds like a lonely family, not good. Besides, 'monk' is a unique species in the mortal world. Your Majesty and Lord Bingzhu don't like us being contaminated with mortal habits."

"What's that called?"

Wang Jiangang thought about it carefully: "He is so cute, let's call him 'Wang Xiaocute'." "Wang" is pronounced in Chinese.

Feng Xiao: "..."

Nalande: "...why is your surname Wang?"

Wang Jiangang: "Of course it takes my surname."

Feng Xiao: "Your surname is not Wang in this world. Neither do we."

Ah Si smiled: "It's deeply rooted. We are all traitors who have been poisoned by mortal civilization."

Nalande sighed with emotion: "Do you have a movie studio in this world?"

"No."

"Then there is no entertainment company?"

"No."

"It would be great if An Dong, Lao Zhang, and Xiao Xi were here. Our original team got together and reopened the Evil Spirit Performing Arts Company. Using your spiritual power to do stunts, which is cost-effective and high-end, will surely become the fashion leader of the times. "

"Dream." Feng Xiao said.