Narendra Sex and Evil Performing Arts Company

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"Are you awake? Honorable Lord Shennong..."

"Who are you??"

"I, we just met yesterday, don't you remember?" The young man tilted his head and looked at him with a smile, his eyes were filled with vivid brilliance, innocent and pure like the little Zhengtai drawn with fine brushes in the manga of the island country pure love.

"Are you kidding? I haven't seen anyone except coquettish yesterday..." Nalande couldn't move his eyes as he stared at the little girl's prospering beauty, because there was clearly a small pinkish-white meat tip that was intentionally covered. In the black hair, even so, it is still faintly visible.

Zhengtai tilted her head again, blinked her eyes, and looked at each other curiously to meet his gaze.In this way, the golden collar around the neck is exposed.

"Dragon, Dragon Chasing??" Nalande couldn't believe it.

"It's me, my lord." Long Zhui pouted, "I'm sorry, my lord, I didn't mean to bite your ass yesterday because I smelled my master's blood and thought you had hurt my master... But don't worry, I don't have rabies, I'm clean, I don't even have fleas on my body... If you don't believe me, look..." He jumped up and shook the obviously oversized hoodie and jeans he got from somewhere, shaking Dog hair fell all over the place.

"Ah, Ah Choo...can you transform?"

"Yeah, yeah, he's a spirit beast. He was separated from his master for many years, and his spiritual power was exhausted by this world, so he survived in the form of a dog, saving energy. Thanks to licking his master this time." Only through the blood, did he recover a bit of his spiritual power, and he was able to temporarily transform into a human form."

"..." Nalande still expressed doubts, "But it shouldn't be, you were obviously ugly when you were a Chow Chow..."

"You are ugly! You are No. 2014 in the pet dog beauty contest in Shiwaixianlin Community in the first quarter of 1!" After speaking, he tilted his head and thought for a while, then smiled brightly, "I know, the adults are praising my human form Looks good, right? Thank you, thank you~"

"...you're welcome." Nalande is not used to talking to such a sweet young lady, and would get goosebumps, his eyes drifted to his body, and he was startled, "Hey, where did this bed come from?"

"My master nailed it with the plywood in the house overnight." You mysteriously approached his ear, covered his hands and said, "Only the two of us can sleep, and the master cannot be put on/bed. He is too big and will collapse .”

Hey, I can't tell, it's still a clever evil spirit. "Where's the mattress?"

"The master took a big woven bag from the warehouse and packed it with a lot of other people's hair. Huh, let's be soft..."

"...Hey, he found out this antique TV set? The antenna is broken, can it still be used?"

"There was no signal at first, but I got a signal after I licked the antenna from the beginning to the end. My saliva is weakly alkaline negative ion water, and contains weak magnetism, which can resonate with different frequencies of long-wave and short-wave microwave electromagnetic waves... "

"..." I'm sorry, what kind of dog is this? Nalande felt that he was illiterate, "Speaking of which, where is your master?"

"Going to cook breakfast."

"" Nalande threw off the quilt and went to the ground... Wait, isn't this the rag that Feng Xiao wore as a robe?As a quilt for him, what about Feng Xiao?Naked/ran again?How decent is this uncivilized primitive man! Not tuned/educated!

"Master said it's best not to go out now, my lord, outside..."

Before he could finish speaking, Narendra had already opened the door.I saw a bright sunlight downstairs, shining in through the glass door, pouring all over the ground, a group of sales office staff stood densely at the base of the wall, the same blue uniforms, the same trembling and out of mind.There is a melodious piano sound, and I leaned over to see a white grand piano under the stairs. No one was playing it, but the keys sank in twos and threes and jumped up again. Accompanied by the low and magnetic singing voice of the young man in the old record, singing "My beloved, who shines on me like a warm sun, how can you make me not think about it for a day..."

Later, the soft satin cushion on the mahogany sofa was slightly dented downwards, and the steaming hot white tea on the coffee table floated into the air with the cup and water by itself. It disappeared without a trace, and only heard the sound of "gululu" swallowing, as if someone was holding a cup and sipping comfortably.

"Old Na," the man's voice sounded warm at the same time the newspaper on the coffee table was shaken away by the invisible man, causing everyone to shudder, "Look, Qiqi is awake, hurry up and fry fried dough sticks for him."

"Just go, go, what to urge, I don't know that I have bad legs..." Another man's voice.Although he said such words, he did not look old.

Everyone began to look for "Qiqi" everywhere. The deputy leader of the second team of the sales department first saw the sleepy Nalande beside the railing on the second floor, shouted "Ghost", and ran out of the small building first.

Not to be outdone, more than a dozen employees scrambled to get out of the gate, and dispersed within ten seconds, fleeing for their lives.

If he hadn't recognized Feng Xiao's voice, Nalande would have thought for a moment that it was really grandpa and grandpa who had returned.The layout of this living room, if you don't take a closer look, it really looks like it used to be.But if you take a closer look, you can see that they are all ordinary furniture put together on the spur of the moment.Mahogany is not real mahogany, and the piano is also a domestic practice piano.

He stood by the railing for a long time again, until he saw a tall man in a straight light gray suit in the middle of the mahogany sofa, holding tea in one hand, and casually resting the other on the back of the sofa, sitting gracefully and flamboyantly with his legs crossed. The man, watching him drink tea and read the newspaper calmly, his profile is so quiet that he seems to be asleep, he looks like a slender young man from an old pictorial.Only the waterfall of silver hair seemed abrupt, and he pinned it behind his ear for reading the newspaper, but it made people feel strangely good-looking.

Everyone ran away for a while, Feng Xiao was still reading the newspaper intently, as if she really read it.After a while, the corners of his lips were slightly hooked, and he raised his head with a smile to look at Nalande on the second floor.But the moment he saw his dull expression, he shook his head.

There are windows in the corridor on the second floor, and the morning sun shone goldenly on half of his face, painting the drooping eyelashes with a layer of translucent gold paint, solemn and holy, reminding Feng Xiao of a person suddenly.

Or it cannot be called a human being, but a god.A memory that no longer exists.

I have never been willing to weigh it. It turns out that the memory has been so long... I can't remember what he looks like at all.It should...it shouldn't be a bit like this mortal, otherwise he couldn't have noticed it until now.

There must be no resemblance.There is absolutely no one like him in the world.Who is he, the one and only, the perfect god.Perfect to hate.While hating, while being sad, while engraving, while engraving.

A person interrupted their gaze.The one who was in charge of playing the piano and playing the role of the little grandpa just now also stretched his waist and showed his figure: "How about your highness, Lao Wang, I completed the task beautifully, right? Can you give Lao Wang me a good review when I go back? Wang is really homesick..."

Nalande was startled, and pointed at that person: "You, you, you... Boss Wang of the Clinic!"

"Oh, it's my lord." Wang Jiangang turned his head and smiled, "You see, you're dishonest, you're Qiqi from the old Shen's family, and you're accusing me of being Ah Sheng from the old Li's family. What's the matter? Are you afraid of scaring me? After all, my old Wang is also a well-known descendant of the Chi You family, so he is still afraid of ghosts? The most important thing to make friends is to be honest..."

"Aren't you busy with business?" Feng Xiao interrupted him lightly.

"Huh? Oh, it's not busy, it's Monday, no one comes to see the doctor."

"Then go back and do your work, I will come to you again if I have something to do."

"..." Wang Jiangang laughed dryly and gave a thumbs up, "Your Highness really hasn't changed at all, domineering, domineering!"

A white-haired dog suddenly rushed out of the room with lightning speed, startling Nalande, "Sasha Sasha" ran down the stairs, and then turned into a human shape again, and said pleasantly, "Brother Jiangang, you are here too!" Ah, we have lived in the same city for so many years, and no one knows!"

"Yeah, yeah, I don't know, Xiao Zhuizhui, you said that you don't get hurt or anything, it must be because you live too comfortably. The spiritual force field in this world is wrong, and the spirits and beasts are only injured. I can feel it."

"Brother Jiangang didn't complete the task, so he didn't have the face to go back?"

"Oh, no, no, I'm different from you. I didn't complete the task and wanted to go back with the cheek, but was discovered by the king and exiled here."

The two then exchanged warm greetings for 10 minutes.

Nalande hurriedly went downstairs, and saw that there was no sign of a sales center in the living room, all the booths and bars were thrown out by Feng Xiao, and the advertisements on the wall were also torn off. Although the furniture was not complete, it could be seen In the end, he tried his best to arrange it according to his description last night. The arrangement was neat and tidy, and it finally looked like a home.

Nalande couldn't speak.

"...I said, why don't you send someone to explain to me first?"

Wang Jiangang and Long Zhui turned a deaf ear and continued chatting.

"Hey, hey-"

ignore.

"Hello~ Can you see me?"

ignore.

Thanks to Feng Xiao's single-handed splitting of the gluey two people, he walked over and bowed to Nalande in a very gentlemanly manner, and returned to the subject: "My lord Shennong, as you wish, the house has been taken back."

"...Are you stupid?" Nalande said with a blank expression, "Even if you scare the employees away, the real estate certificate will not come back! Damn, you exposed me, believe it or not, a reporter will come over soon Onlookers! Not just the reporters, I guess the boss of Happy Bay will also come..."

"Don't worry, this is just the first step." Feng Xiao strategized and smiled slightly, "The more people who come, the better, just to confirm the reputation of the haunted house, so that no one dares to take this house, and then we will go back to the house in time." Sell ​​it and buy it back at a low price."

"Aren't you stupid! No one dares to want a haunted house, but someone dares to tear it down!!! This is the center of Happy Bay development!!!"

Feng Xiao shook out a piece of white paper folded in four out of thin air, and displayed it in front of him with one hand.Nalande took a closer look and saw that it was a red-headed document.

Red head file!He has never seen a red-headed document in his age.

Nalande has dyslexia, and wants to play games when he sees densely packed text.For many years, he has always believed that if it wasn't for this, he would have been admitted to Peking University long ago.So it took him 10 minutes to roughly understand what the red-headed document was trying to express.

It means that zhengfu issued an emergency injunction that no one is allowed to occupy or demolish the Shen residence at No. [-] Jiefang Road from now on, because the reason is to protect the endangered cultural relics in the place.And recall all the historical and cultural relics in the house that flowed into the market, and it is expected to be included in the application plan of provincial cultural relics protection units next year.

Signed by the Provincial Bureau of Cultural Relics, and stamped with a blood-red red official seal.

Nalande opened his mouth wide open.

Feng Xiao: "At first, I wanted to go directly to the manager of Xingfu Bay to get back the real estate certificate, but when I went there, I found that the manager was a difficult guy, so I had an idea and decided to save the country. Didn't your lord say that the house and the house The objects in it are all cultural relics? I went to the local archives bureau overnight to investigate the personal information of all the bureau officials/members, and found that the cultural relics/bureau/chief is a young man who has just taken office. The officials didn't deal with it, so I thought maybe I could start with him. I went to him this morning as soon as I got to work and explained the situation of the house. He was really tempted. But he said that he needed to think about it. So I said Paralyzed him with spiritual power, possessed himself to draw up this document, and immediately stamped and promulgated it." He pulled Wang Jiangang's wrist and looked at the time, "The document should have been fully published by this time. It will be a few days later There will be a business invitation document issued, recruiting talents who are willing to manage and operate the 'Fenmo Film and Opera Museum'. It is said that Zhengfu has been running a financial deficit recently, and it is absolutely impossible to allocate money to run it on its own."

"..." Nalande was stunned, "'Fan Mo Film and Opera Museum'?"

"It's the house of the future."

"Damn..." Nalande was dumbfounded, "If you dare to forge a red-headed document, you will go to jail."

"Your Excellency, you are too worried. The director originally meant this, but he was not decisive enough. I just helped him make a decision. When he wakes up, it is a done deal. Unless he is willing to admit to the world that he has made a major work mistake, otherwise this matter I can't recall it at all." Feng Xiao put away the paper, and casually pushed his hands away from the corners of his clothes and stuffed them into his trouser pockets, with a face full of victory, "I think the bureau chief is a smart person, he must make mistakes and make mistakes to perfect himself a reputation."

"Fuck..." Nalande was dumbfounded, "You did so many things in one night?"

"Of course," Feng Xiao made no secret of his arrogance, "Thanks to Wang Jiangang's decades of painstaking research and development of a medicine that enhances the spiritual power of spirits in the mortal world, I was able to show off overnight. Heroic."

"I'll go..." Nalande was stunned, and after a long time came back to his senses, he stood on tiptoe and patted Feng Xiao's shoulder solemnly, "The head is really good, it has a future, it has a future! Coquettish, follow me Let's do it, with your brains, let's open an entertainment company that is more domineering than Dayue and Lianxing. It will become famous in one year, dominate the world in two years, NASDAQ in three years, and capture Hollywood in four years... Ahahahaha, Let's go, young master, I will take you to Kyushu in a hurry!"

"I was doing it with you."

"Very good, very good!"

The white light flashed and disappeared, and it was impossible to tell which direction it came from.That weird feeling came back—as if...someone was watching him.Nalande's nerves tensed for a while, and he searched around. In the empty house, there were only the four of them...

There were more and more voices coming from outside the glass door.The flashing white lights increased, and the four of them discovered that there were many men and women with telephoto lenses lurking in the grass outside the house.

The four of them looked at each other a few times, only to hear Feng Xiao's order: "Invisibility."

"Obey!" Wang Jiangang and Long Zhui stood at attention and got the order.Then the three of them disappeared collectively.

"Hey, I won't—" Before he finished speaking, he felt his hands start to roughly tear his clothes.

I tore it for a long time without tearing it.No way, pure cotton, fleece pullover, not torn.

So the hands gave up.Nalande was about to open his mouth to curse, but when he looked up, his mouth was blocked by two soft things.