Where can the black-bellied old attack escape?

The one-month military training is finally over, and the United States finally ended the alert.

During this month, the school has changed four sets of instructors... all for the same reason: to offend Yuan Hao.

Four times...every time it caused an uproar and the whole school knew it.The first time was because the door was installed, the second time was because the music was too loud in the dormitory, the third time was because Yuan Hao thought the instructor was too ugly, and the fourth time was also due to dirtying Yuan Hao’s sun I was fired because it was the last day of military training, so I gave up.

During the first month of school, his influence has spread to every corner of the school.Toilets, cafeterias, groves... just a monument with his name engraved at the school gate for people to visit.

"Don't be obsessed with brother, brother is just a legend."

Also during this month, Si Cheng went to the bathroom every day in Yuan Hao's dormitory.And every time Si Cheng entered the door, Yuan Hao would raise his eyebrows and then say his classic quotes.

"Boy? I witnessed your transformation from a boy to a man."

Yuan Hao said to Si Cheng who had just come out of the toilet while leaning on the head of the bed and smoking a cigarette.

Seeing the enjoyment expression on Yuan Hao's face lying on the bed, Si Cheng was also full of doubts.

"What do you mean?"

Si Cheng asked while wiping his wet hands.

"The process from white to dark~similar to pink fungus into black fungus~"

Yuan Hao puffed out the smoke ring lightly, the blue smoke seemed to be an imaginary image in Yuan Hao's mind.

"Uh...you're disgusting, are you watching Teacher Cang's movie again?"

Si Cheng leaned his head over to look at Yuan Hao's laptop screen.

"Fuck off! It's your idea that's wrong, I'm talking about your skin~ yours... how could I know~"

Yuan Hao continued to tease Si Cheng, the corners of his raised mouth were filled with □□.

But just as Yuan Hao said, Si Cheng has really darkened a lot in the past month. He used to be a fresh boy, like a piece of white chocolate; but now, after a month of exposure to the sun, only The exposed skin is basically bronzed, like a bar of dark chocolate.

Fortunately, the one-month military training has ended, and there is still plenty of time in the remaining three years to restore the original fair and tender complexion.

"Boy? What major do you study?"

Yuan Hao looked at Si Cheng like a boss and said.

"Financial Management."

Si Cheng replied cautiously like an employee under him.

"sit down."

Yuan Hao patted the bed,

"Since they are all from the same department, you will sit next to me in class tomorrow, do you hear me?"

Before his butt warmed the bed, Yuan Hao's left hand, which only smelled of cigarettes, rested on Si Cheng's shoulder.

"Oh."

Si Cheng replied in a low voice.

"And you bought my breakfast, lunch, and dinner for me in the future. This is □□, and I will swipe this card in the future."

With that said, Yuan Hao took out one of the many guns in his wallet and handed it to Si Cheng.

"The password is 123456."

Before Si Cheng refused, Yuan Hao handed the card to his palm.Yuan Hao also saw Si Cheng's reluctance, but he said it flatly.

"Listen to brother Hao, you can use my bathroom as you like from now on."

Yuan Hao pointed to the bathroom door and said.

"Oh…"

Although he really wanted to refuse, but the bathroom is really a necessity of life for him, so he can only wrong himself to run errands for Yuan Hao every day.

"By the way, why aren't you in your own bedroom? You have to come to my room every time."

Yuan Hao's question seemed to hit Si Cheng's sore spot.

"Qin Jie, he held a grudge when I pulled him for you last time, so every time I went to the toilet, he would use the tuba as an excuse and stay there for a long time."

Looking at Si Cheng's aggrieved little face, Yuan Hao felt pity for some reason.

"It's okay, no one in your Brother Hao's house will rob you, so I will come to Brother Hao's house from now on."

Hearing what Yuan Hao said, Si Cheng looked at Yuan Hao gratefully, and the card in his hand was also held tightly by him.

"Thank you Brother Lei!"

The next day, there was still half a moon in the sky and the sky was beginning to see light, so the doorbell of Yuan Hao's room started to work.

"Ding dong~ ding dong~... ding dong~ ding dong~... ding dong~ ding dong~ ding dong~"

The continuous ringing of the doorbell still didn't wake up Yuan Hao, who was sleeping like a dead pig. The sound of the doorbell and scolding echoed in the stairs outside the room, while the inside of the house was still a pigsty, only the sound of snoring.

"Brother Hao! Open the door!"

The doorbell's offensive was ineffective, and Si Cheng began to use his hands, feet, arms and knees.

"Boom boom boom!"

A more muffled sound replaced the small fresh electric bell on the door.However, this method really worked. After about 10 minutes, Yuan Hao left Duke Zhou's arms and opened his sleepy eyes.

"Who is it!"

Yuan Hao, who was always angry when he got up, yelled at the door.

"I, Si Cheng, bring you breakfast!"

Outside the door, Si Cheng's clear voice passed through the thick door and reached Yuan Hao's ears.

Turning his head to look at the still dark sky outside the window, Yuan Hao rubbed his sleepy eyes and struggled to sit up, without even putting on any clothes, he limped to the door while leaning on the wall, and twisted the doorknob .

"Why are you still sleeping? It's already six o'clock!"

Si Cheng came in with a plate, but Yuan Hao kept his eyes half-closed and didn't pay attention to the breakfast in Si Cheng's hands, even Si Cheng's face was full of meat.

Yuan Hao struggled to the side of the bed again, and with a "bang", he fell down on the bed in a "big" posture.No, it's not "big", it's "too", because there is a little more underneath.

"You came too early, brother hasn't woken up yet..."

Yuan Hao, who was stuffed under the blanket, even lowered his voice.

“Wake up early so you can have a good breakfast~”

Si Cheng put the breakfast on the bedside table, and took the bought breakfast one after another from the dinner plate.

"Get up and eat, I'll go to the bathroom first."

After speaking, Si Cheng turned and walked into the bathroom.

"This is the original intention of coming early..."

Yuan Hao said to himself.

After coming out of the bathroom, he found Yuan Hao lying on the bed half naked, so Si Cheng walked over and poked Yuan Hao's calf muscles with his wet hands.

"Brother Lei? Wake up! You have to go to class after eating!"

Yuan Hao has always been afraid of the cold, but the cold drops of water on Si Cheng's fingers woke Yuan Hao up completely.The calf shrank suddenly, and all the muscles in the whole body began to work.After turning over, Yuan Hao straightened up and sat up, together with the little bit below him, he also sat up straight.

Yuan Hao stared at the breakfast on the bedside table.

"This is the breakfast I bought for you at McDonald's, and I also went to the school supermarket to buy two apples."

As he said that, Si Cheng picked up one of the apples and took a deep breath near the tip of his nose. The aroma from the apples also penetrated into Si Cheng's nostrils.

"Then you wash up and eat, I'll go first."

When Si Cheng walked to the door, Yuan Hao stopped him.

"Come here, I'll give you the key to my house, so you don't have to keep banging on the door next time."

Yuan Hao opened the drawer of the bedside table, took out a key from it and handed it to Si Cheng.

"Ok!"

After receiving the key, Si Cheng was as happy as a child receiving candy, and jumped out of Yuan Hao's room, not forgetting to take the "reminder door" with him when he left.

Only Yuan Hao and the fried chicken-scented breakfast on the bedside table were left in the room.The brain that has slept all night has not yet woken up with the body, and the eyes are just staring blankly at the two red shiny apples...

The french fries, hamburger, fried chicken, coke and the two red apples on the bedside table, it took Yuan Hao only 10 minutes to eat them all, leaving only a pile of meat stained with shredded meat. Chicken bones and two apple cores.

"Ding-dong~ding-dong~"

Just as Yuan Hao finished drinking the Coke in his cup, the silent door made another sound.

"Who?"

"It's still me, Si Cheng."

Hearing it was Si Cheng's voice, Yuan Hao replied impatiently.

"Didn't I give you the key? What door are you knocking on!"

The empty paper cup was pressed heavily by Yuan Hao on the table. Under the strong impact, the cup was compressed into the shape of a dried persimmon.

"Isn't it polite to use the key to open it when you are in the house..."

Originally, Si Cheng's voice was low, and he suppressed his voice in embarrassment. Yuan Hao could hardly hear what he said.

"What? What's the matter?"

Yuan Hao jumped onto the bed again and turned on the laptop that had been sleeping all night.

"I'm just afraid that you haven't woken up yet, and you will be going to class in a while, so I came here to remind you."

The operating sound of the computer and the colorful LCD screen are obviously more attractive than Si Cheng, Yuan Hao just replied "Oh, I see." Then he stopped talking.

Afterwards, Yuan Hao heard footsteps getting lower and lower outside the door, and a muffled sound of closing the door...

The color of the sky turned blue within half an hour. Although the sun hadn't fully come out, it had already illuminated the sky brightly.

At 7:[-] in the morning, the dormitory building is like an open prison. Everyone brings their own "luggage" to the teaching building, and the students who come out all look like people in the prison, and their clothes are unconventional. , but it can't hide the blackness on the neck and face at all...

The first period in the morning was English class, and as soon as Si Cheng stepped into the classroom, he was taken aback by the "scenery" inside.In a classroom that can accommodate 80 people, there are only two people sitting in the seats.One of the female students was still placing a pile of cosmetics on the table, holding a cotton pad and dusting powder on her face...

The huge classroom is like a movie theater. Si Cheng found a "best viewing spot" in the middle and sat down. Of course, he did not forget to put a few books of his own on the chair next to him to make room for Yuan Hao. .

Within half an hour, more than 20 students in the class basically all arrived, but Yuan Hao was the only one missing.Si Cheng looked anxiously at the crowd outside the classroom, but he couldn't find Yuan Hao...

"Hello, everyone. I am your English teacher. My surname is Wang. You can call me Teacher Wang."

The female teacher on the podium introduced herself emotionally. Everyone in the classroom looked at the beautiful teacher in the center of the podium, and the eyes of the boys lingered on the female teacher's lower body.

While the teacher was still making the opening remarks, the door of the classroom was kicked open with a bang!I saw Yuan Hao holding two books and a laptop in his hands, and a half-lit cigarette in his mouth.

All eyes once again gathered at the door, on Yuan Hao's domineering appearance.

"Si Cheng! Where are you sitting?!"

Yuan Hao ignored the presence of the teacher, but still shouted domineeringly, his eyes also inspecting the faces of everyone in the classroom.

Si Cheng replied "this" in a terrified voice, only he could hear it in a low voice.Under the eyes of everyone, being called by his name by a domineering ruffian known to the whole school, Si Cheng's face at this time was as if he had been slapped with Sudan red, and his body was trembling slightly stimulated by the eyes of everyone who turned around .

"where?!"

Yuan Hao increased his voice again, and the sound waves shattered the shape of the smoke ring floating in the air.

"Student, it's class now, please extinguish your cigarette! Keep your voice down!"

In order to "take back" the students' attention, the female teacher reprimanded Yuan Hao by tapping on the blackboard with a blackboard eraser.

Yuan Hao's selective deafness automatically blocked the teacher's reprimand, and continued to look for Si Cheng in the crowd.

Si Cheng held up his right hand tremblingly, but buried his head in the book, not daring to look at the expressions of the people around him.

Seeing the hand hanging in the air, Yuan Hao smiled and walked straight over.

"Good boy, I have to tell you twice before reaching out!"

Yuan Hao flicked the brains of Si Cheng on the head.

"I called, but you didn't hear..."

Si Cheng said while rubbing the back of the head that Yuan Hao had flicked.

"Be louder next time!"

Yuan Hao still said loudly as if no one was there, but he didn't know that everyone was watching him and Si Cheng, who was playing the monkey, as if they were watching a circus.

"Go! Follow me to the Academic Affairs Office!"

The female teacher stepped off the podium and walked towards Yuan Hao angrily.

The clicking sound of high heels hitting the ground echoed throughout the classroom.

Yuan Hao, who was sitting at his seat, turned on the laptop calmly and pressed the power button.

"It was you who went to the Academic Affairs Office to expel you. The principal listened to me, let alone the director of your Academic Affairs Office."

Yuan Hao turned his head and glanced at the teacher standing in the aisle, then continued.

"It seems that you have just come for an internship. I will give you a chance. Go back and continue your lectures. Don't mess with me."

As he spoke, he opened the document and continued to draft the document.

Si Cheng, who was sitting between the teacher and Yuan Hao, was very helpless, with the innocent new teacher on one side and the domineering brother Lei on the other.Si Cheng, who was sandwiched between them, had no choice but to remain silent, pretending to be reading a book.

Although she didn't know who Yuan Hao was, she had heard about what happened during the military training.Even if you don't know Yuan Hao's name, you can figure it out after seeing his domineering appearance today.

The female teacher turned around and walked back to the podium without saying anything else. Even the sound of high-heeled shoes full of confidence when she came came was like a deflated balloon, and the sound was not as loud as before.

Si Cheng thought that after the conflict, there would be a peaceful English class, but he was wrong... The fact is that it is far less plump than he thought, and there is not even a skinny feeling...

"Boy, come! I'll show you something!"

Si Cheng, who was listening to the teacher's lecture, was pulled over by Yuan Hao and forced to watch the video of "Kitten vs. Old Sow" played by Yuan Hao.

Although the computer sound is not too loud, everyone can hear it when the whole class is quiet.

"Oh, hehe, it's really funny, all right, finished watching."

After a few words, Si Cheng quickly withdrew and returned to his study state.Yuan Hao, on the other hand, continued to watch the funny video and let out a "heart-hearted" laugh.

"Come on, look at this again!"

"This one is even funnier! Haha!"

After coming and going, Si Cheng, who originally wanted to study hard, was tortured by Yuan Hao and completely lost interest. Just watching these videos consumed most of the class.

As for the teacher, he lost his temper because of the anger, and just talked about his own class, ignoring the interference of Yuan Hao's laughter.The students turned their heads to look at Yuan Hao and the others time and time again. Although they all had contemptuous expressions, no one dared to say it out. They could only watch him "get away with it"...

"Ding Ding Ding!!!"

The bell for the end of get out of class finally rang. Perhaps the female teacher wanted to end this nightmare as soon as possible, so she ran faster than the students.But before he took a few steps, there was a scream from the door in the classroom.

The female teacher tripped over the threshold and fell to the ground. The books in her hands were also scattered on the ground, and she lay sprawled on the ground.What makes the boys nosebleed the most is that the scenery under the female teacher's short skirt is exposed at the moment, everyone can see it clearly, and some people's nosebleeds are also bleeding continuously...