Million UP school god plays me every day

Xie Lan glanced at Dou Sheng, then looked back at the barrage, cool.

-what's the situation?

- A certain director next door?

-The boy on the string?

- What is the progress of Xian Shao now?

- it seems that someone else is wise

-So Lan Zai was talking to the director about collapse?

- Doudou, let's talk

Dou Sheng yawned, "I'll just say it casually, you guys don't make a fuss. Just think about the cooperation, right? There are so many people who approach Xie Lan."

"..."

Seriously, bro.

Xie Lan cleared her throat, "Let's watch it quietly. Thank you producer, I'll read the private message later."

Fortunately, the barrage didn't pay too much attention to this little episode. Xie Lan watched the ending with everyone, chatted for a few more words, and then excused the class to be offline tomorrow.

He turned off the tweet, and pulled Jujiu out of the private message on Weibo.

[The second season of "Youth" is in preparation, and we will invest heavily in this potential project.Are you interested in being in charge of the opening and ending score arrangement?We have also learned about the cooperation between you and Lingxi before. This time, you can use your strengths to write the main body of the song and open up some adjustment rights to us.Of course, you will be supervised.In terms of price, it will not be lower than the quotation of "Xian Shao". 】

"It's quite sincere." Dou Sheng clicked his tongue, "You learn a lot from a pit, I checked it just now, and this person has a good reputation, and the music and art producers who have cooperated with Tianya Shenxiang in the past are also very fond of this person." The company has good reviews."

Xie Lan hummed, replied to her WeChat account, and made an appointment to have a detailed chat with the other party.

Tomorrow is the last day of the provincial training camp. Dou Sheng was sprinting in the room to edit the video of pretending to be a boyfriend. Xie Lan ran out alone to the corridor and answered a phone call.

He covered his mouth and the microphone with his hands, and kept his voice low.

"Well, just rent for four hours this weekend afternoon."

"Staff not required. Can any of the lists I send you be available?"

"I'm going alone. Well, see you then."

After hanging up the phone, Xie Lan let out a sigh of relief, and glanced in through the glass of the dormitory door.

Dou Sheng was staring intently at the screen to edit the film, resting his slender fingers on the left button of the mouse and clicking briskly.

Fortunately, there was no movement outside.

As soon as he breathed a sigh of relief, his phone vibrated. It was Che Ziming's secret group: Doudou is gone.

As the name suggests, Wudou in the group is a secret organization where everyone discusses gifts for Dou Sheng's birthday.

Che Ziming dumped a bunch of links in the group: "Comrades, how about this year's gift list?"

The list is very complicated, including SLR lenses, microphones, canvas bags, cat health insurance, "Teaching You to Take the Most Beautiful Boy/Girlfriend"...

- Herring: claim the SLR lens

- latte: then i claim the mic

- Cheerilee: Let me claim the backpack

-Grape Ice Afternoon: Wait, you guys decided so easily?

-Cheerilee: Otherwise?Whatever you buy is for him.

Xie Lan was a little confused by the group chat.

The gifts are all very suitable for Dou Sheng, but as a boyfriend, he doesn't want to mix in with this group of people.

- Gouzi Wangwang: Looking at the price, it seems that I can only claim "Teach You to Photograph the Most Beautiful Boy/Girlfriend". @Afternoon Grape Ice, does Xie Lan think it’s okay?

That book is indeed the most affordable, Xie Lan replied: "Whatever, why ask me?"

- Gouzi Wangwang: Just asking casually, don’t worry haha.That's all I have.

Out of the five gifts, four were taken away, leaving Xie Lan with a "Cat Health Insurance".He opened it with a confused face, and found that it turned out to be a real pet insurance. It was okay for others to give it to Dou Sheng, but it was outrageous for his boyfriend to give it to him.

-Cheerilee: Xie Lan will give the cat health insurance, how about it?

Xie Lan replied blankly: "That's great, I'll just give this away."

-Cherry: Cheers.JPG

- Cheerilee: Then it's settled

, according to the custom of previous years, these gifts are mixed in a box, without signature, the friendship between us is equal, and there will be no introspection.

- Gouzi Wangwang: Is this the way to play it?Then I seem to be a little cheap to everyone, especially to the herring who is responsible for buying the SLR.

- Herring: No problem.money is worthless to me

- Gouzi Wangwang: Then who is in charge of coordinating?It's okay to be introverted, what if someone secretly steals more gifts?

There was a sudden silence in the group.

Xie Lan was looking up the meaning of "involved" on the Internet, and Dai You's message popped up from the top.

-Coffee latte: This is easy to handle, leave the overall planning to honest people.I suggest that Xie Lan come to collect it, and no one is allowed to secretly send more.

This is not right.

Xie Lan breathed a sigh of relief, and replied calmly: "Leave it to me, everyone, don't worry. I will never allow anything to secretly give more gifts to happen."

Except myself.

The crowd cheered ignorantly: "Yes."

Early the next morning, the transcript of the provincial training closed camp exam was posted on the blackboard.

Xie Lan and Dou Sheng squeezed into the crowd and looked at the fluffy piece of paper together.

First Xie Lan, full marks.

The second Dou Sheng, 92.

The third Geng Rui, 91.

Li Yuening and Dai You tied for fourth, 88.

The old horse and the two coaches were standing and chatting in the corridor. The old horse was full of joy. He raised his eyes to see Xie Lan and raised his eyebrows at him.

Behind Xie Lan, Geng Rui said with emotion: "Boss, have you solved such a difficult problem in number theory?"

Xie Lan looked away and hummed, "I have been practicing this for more than half a month, and it must be effective."

"...This is definitely not true for ordinary people." Geng Rui sighed, with a pale face, "I am an ordinary person."

Everyone was talking about the league, and after discussing the results, they discussed the gossip. Xie Lan squeezed out from the crowd, and heard people say that since the provincial training camp exams, there have been college admissions offices paying attention to top students.

He and Dou Sheng came out of the room and saw Li Yuening standing in the corridor, talking to Coach Kang.

Coach Kang was serious during his lectures, but probably because of the closing of the camp, his demeanor became much gentler.

Xie Lan walked over, just in time to hear him whispering to Li Yuening: "You and Dai You are both good, in fact, the competition students in this year are quite strong. Don't put too much pressure on them, and don't stare at others too much. The league quota means For most of you, it’s just an extra path. I heard that you are a generalist, and you were the first in the whole year of high school, right?”

Li Yuening hummed, "Thank you coach, I understand."

The old horse was surprised and said: "Always be the first in the school year? That's great. We, Xie Lan, can only hope for the competition. It's really distressing for the returnee children's Chinese to fail."

"Huh?" Li Yuening was stunned, "Chinese?"

The old horse smiled, "I'm afraid you haven't realized the fear of being dominated by Xie Lan's language."

Xie Lan and Dou Sheng deliberately stopped behind and waited for Li Yuening to leave before stepping forward.

When Dou Sheng saw the old horse, he was displeased and said, "Do you need to draw Xie Lan's weaknesses to comfort others?"

The old horse asked in surprise, "Is Xie Lan's poor Chinese a weakness?"

Dou Sheng choked.

He subconsciously turned his head to look at Xie Lan, "That's not what I meant."

Xie Lan glanced at him, and lifted the schoolbag hanging on his shoulder, "I heard what you said."

"..."

Dou Sheng opened his mouth in a daze, but didn't find any more explanation.

The old horse smiled at Dou Sheng cunningly, and then grabbed Xie Lan's shoulder, "Come with me, I have a few words for you."

The other end of the corridor was empty and quiet. Xie Lan stood by the window and heard the old horse ask him: "Have you been shortlisted for IMO before returning to China?"

"Huh?" Xie Lan shook his head, "Ah, yes."

Lao Ma sighed, "Why didn't you tell the teachers about such an important matter?"

Xie Lan's eyes were blank, "Didn't you say that?"

"You just said you attended AMC and your grades were okay.

Lao Ma frowned, "But it didn't say that the percentage of AMC is in the top 1%, nor did it say that you have been selected for the national team abroad and are ready to participate in international competitions." "

Xie Lan said oh, "That may be because I forgot, I was a little confused in the exam when I first started school."

"..."

The old horse was amused, rubbed his cheeks and sighed: "Okay. The teacher from the Education Bureau suddenly came to ask today. I don't know anything like a fool. What happened to this..."

Xie Lan was a little surprised, "Education Bureau?"

Lao Ma hummed, "I guess it was entrusted by the college admissions office."

Lao Ma didn't go on to explain what this kind of background check meant. He seemed to be in a daze standing at the window, making it impossible to see his emotions.

Xie Lan hesitated for a while, and was about to leave when the old horse suddenly looked back at him with a hesitant tone.

"You and Dou Sheng..."

"Ok?"

The strings in Xie Lan's heart suddenly tightened, and the hand hanging by his side unconsciously clenched.

The old horse seemed to be struggling a bit, and he paused for a long time before asking: "What is your and Dou Sheng's next plan?"

"Us?" Xie Lan's heartbeat almost stopped, and he didn't know how to answer, so he could only vaguely say: "I want to go to T University for mathematics. Dou Sheng... I don't know, he must go to the first two, but I don't know if he will take the exam." What professional."

"Is that so..."

The old horse let out a sigh of relief, not knowing whether it was relief or emotion.

The atmosphere was a bit delicate, Xie Lan couldn't help asking: "Teacher... why are you asking this?"

"It's nothing." Lao Ma waved his hand and took out his phone from his pocket, "I just thought that I brought several students to T University a few years ago. If you want to go to T University, you can add a friend in advance. It’s convenient to consult with you.”

"Ah, good." Xie Lan breathed a sigh of relief, quickly took out his phone and said, "I'll add him."

The business card pushed by the old horse, the profile picture is the frog seed in Pokémon, and the nickname is the real name, He Xiu.

"This is the most reliable one. You can ask him about anything, study, life, life choices... You can ask him anyway, he has experienced many things." The old horse said calmly. , raised his hand and patted Xie Lan on the shoulder, "It's the third year of senior high school, and the league is just around the corner. There's still a little summer vacation left, so take care of yourself."

"Yeah." Xie Lan glanced at the portrait, "Thank you teacher."

For some reason, he always felt that Lao Ma had something to say today.

But with his superficial Chinese dialogue ability, it is not enough to digest those subtexts.

After commenting on the test papers in the afternoon, this year's provincial training has come to an end.

Everyone stood at the gate of Yingzhong School and said goodbye to each other. Some people dawdled with each other for a while, but more people hurried to catch their cars.Xie Lan and Dou Sheng came out of the school gate carrying their things, and happened to meet Geng Rui and Li Yuening and took a taxi together.

"Goodbye." Geng Rui reluctantly waved at them, "Big brothers, see you by fate!"

Dou Sheng casually waved his hands at him.

Li Yuening looked at Xie Lan, as if he wanted to say something, but he stopped talking for a long time, and only whispered "Come on for the league".

"You too." Xie Lan smiled peacefully, "Come on."

When the car drove away, Dou Sheng's face fell for a second, and he hooked his shoulder and said, "Tell me to come on, hurry up, or you will get angry in place."

"..." Xie Lan pushed him away speechlessly, "I won't tell you."

Dou Sheng frowned, "Why didn't you tell me, cheer me up too."

"No." Xie Lan walked straight forward, reaching out to stop the car.

Dou Sheng grabbed his hand that was outstretched in the air.

As the taxi approached, Xie Lan hurriedly broke away from him and opened the car door.Unexpectedly, just as he got into the car, someone pinched his fingertips again with a small gesture.

"Boyfriend, please do me a favor and help me with my part-time work plan tonight." Dou Sheng leaned close to his ear and whispered.

"..."

The uncle driver looked back at them.

"Where?"

"Wangjiang Liying." Xie Lan restrained his panic, "East Gate."

The driver nodded and turned around.

窦

Sheng continued to sigh in Xie Lan's ear, "I only focus on the exam and haven't worked for a long time. I'm about to be laid off."

"...please shut up."

When I got home, the aunt who came to do cleaning on a daily basis hadn't left yet, and Zhao Wenying's suitcase was also at home. It was said that the business trip ended early, and I went to the supermarket to buy vegetables in person.

Dou Sheng entered the door with a smile on his face, and went upstairs expressionlessly after hearing the news.

Although Xie Lan held back a smile, she also felt a little regretful.

After so many days of preparing for the exam, I haven't posted with my boyfriend. It is definitely a lie to say that I don't want to.

He walked to the door of the room, hesitated, "I'll take a shower."

"Let's wash it." Dou Sheng sighed, "Failed to work, find another life."

"Ah."

If Zhao Wenying wants to come back, he should restrain himself or have to restrain himself.

Xie Lan simply put away the things he brought back, took a shower carefully, dried his hair, came out and sat on the bed to relax.

After a while, Dou Sheng suddenly knocked on the door and called him in a low voice: "Master—"

Xie Lan slowly came back to his senses, and cast a questioning look.

Dou Sheng pointed to the mobile phone, "I am the video you have been waiting for for a long time, and I am already in place."

video?

ah.It's a video of pretending to be a boyfriend.

Xie Lan hastily poked open the phone. The fresh and hot video was released 10 minutes ago, and it has just received tens of thousands of hits.

The first frame of the opening screen is from an upward perspective. The sun is shining through the mottled sycamore leaves. It is clear and cloudless, and those leaves are gently swaying in the wind.

Accompanied by the strong sunlight, Xie Lan's voice sounded outside the painting, "Can you walk faster?"

"Here we come." Dou Sheng's voice.

The picture is retracted from the sky and returned to the campus.Xie Lan was wearing a white T-shirt, stood under the shade of a tree and looked back at Dou Sheng, and fell on the camera after a while.

"Shooting again." There was a bit of laziness in that voice, and he yawned as he spoke.

Dou Sheng hummed, "Can you get into the show? It's fake once you hear it."

"Oh, good." Hearing this, Xie Lan stood up straight and waited for Dou Sheng to walk beside him before continuing to walk forward.

Dou Sheng adjusted the camera to the front, and was in the same frame as Xie Lan, comparing scissors.

"What's for dinner?" Dou Sheng asked.

Xie Lan said lightly, "Listen to your boyfriend."

The picture freezes and gradually fades. After a long time, it turns back to the swaying parasol tree under the sun.

The white title and subtitle slowly emerged: [Pretend I have a boyfriend|July VLOG|Mathematics competition provincial training|Genius love story]

This small clip is very ordinary, but as a leading shot, the effect is very explosive. As soon as the low and soft "listen to your boyfriend" came out, the screen was blurred by the barrage.

- ah ah ah ah ah ah

-Boy friend!Lan Zai said boyfriend!

- i twisted into a maggot in bed

-Excited! ! ! ! !

Xie Lan subconsciously turned her head back, fortunately, Dou Sheng had already returned to his room very sensibly.

Otherwise, if two people who are real and fake watch this kind of thing together, it will be difficult for accidents to happen.

Xie Lan lowered the volume a little, closed the door and continued watching.

Dou Sheng's lazy voice-over sounded: "When I was making this video, I thought about a lot of love scripts, such as ferris wheels, movie theaters, western restaurants... But in the end it didn't work. I seriously conceived the scene where Xie Lan and I were together. Scenes, the answer is, daily life. We go to and from school together, eat and sleep together, and shoot and edit movies.”

"We are just two ordinary high school students. Studying and making videos fills 40.00% of our energy, leaving the remaining 50.00% to each other."

The VLOG was recorded intermittently for a holiday, and finally presented a condensed 10 minutes, which is similar to the presentation method of the memory gallery.

In the midsummer afternoon, the camera was hidden in the pencil case. First, it sneakily took a photo of Coach Kang, who was lecturing in front of the podium, and then turned around, sweeping over the tired and drowsy faces of the students behind him, and finally settled on On Xie Lan.

As soon as Xie Lan appeared, the picture suddenly became much fresher.He looked down at a question seriously, frowning slightly.

Dou Sheng's hand entered the frame, and gently tugged on his sleeve

child.

"Boyfriend—" Dou Sheng whispered to him outside the screen.

Xie Lan hummed, "What are you doing?"

"It's too hot, I want to buy you an ice cream between classes."

Hearing this, Xie Lan put down his pen, looked over here, and met the camera, "Started recording again?"

"Just pat casually." Dou Sheng said, "Go and buy you ice cream, okay?"

"Yes, yes..." Xie Lan paused, then hesitated, "But it's too hot outside, I—"

"I said I'll buy it for you." Dou Sheng immediately said contentedly: "Just wait and eat, you don't need to accompany me."

Dou Sheng clicked his tongue in the voice-over, "Friends in the audience, if Xie Lan is really my boyfriend, that's it, I won't bully me for the rest of my life."

The barrage burst into laughter.

- Laughing dead, cosmic level porcelain

- you licked it yourself , thank you

-Humble bean on earth

- I don't care, beans are good Su 555

- Lan cubs are well taken care of

- buy him ice cream! ! !

The picture turned around, ran bumpily through the corridor, and returned to the familiar desktop.

Xie Lan tore open the ice cream package, the milky white ice cream flashed in the picture, the picture only captured the position under his neck and the white wrist of the hand holding the ice cream.He took a bite and took two breaths from the ice.

"Is it delicious?" Dou Sheng's voice.

Xie Lan hummed, "Try it?"

In the camera, his sleeves stretched out to cover most of the field of vision. Although his face was not visible, it was obvious that he was extending the ice cream to the mouth of the person on the other side of the camera.

It was a while before the arm came back.

Dou Sheng was speechless with satisfaction, "This milk tastes so good."

"Yeah." Xie Lan picked up the pen again, "Sweet."

Dou Sheng asked, "Can I wear the same T-shirt tomorrow?"

"Put it on." Xie Lan said, raised his hand and tugged at the collar of his clothes, muttering, "I just realized, did I come out wearing your wrong clothes again?"

Dou Sheng sighed, "Yes."

Xie Lan stared at the screen in a daze.

During the entire filming stage of the video, he didn't feel that there was any explicit material, but for some reason, when these intermittent daily clips were presented on the screen, the love atmosphere was so turbulent, and the whole screen seemed to be full of ambiguity.

From the very beginning, the screams of the barrage never stopped.

-I'm crying, biting the same popsicle isn't it fake?

- Wearing the other party's clothes is not a fake show?

-It’s raining, holding an umbrella and running to pick up the other party and walking the distance of tens of meters, isn’t it a fake show?

- Squatting on the ground and tying each other's shoelaces isn't it a fake act?

-Do you and your fake boyfriend look at each other so naturally and lovingly every day!

-Are you going to pay your fake boyfriend a month's worth of meals!

- Are you free to draw stick figures of fake boyfriends on the calculation paper every day!write his name!

-Crying, I don't know if it's true or not, but I think Douzi is really in love

The shots are interspersed quickly, but the picture is very slow.

The two teenagers who are miniatured in the picture are also very slow.They always walked slowly side by side through every tree-lined road on campus, and the camera focused on the two figures rubbing against each other on the ground. The one on the left was often photographed pressing his chin on the shoulder of the one on the right.

Like two lazy cats clinging to each other in the midsummer afternoon.

Dou Sheng took pictures of Xie Lan's back many times, and repeatedly boasted to the audience that his boyfriend has a superior figure, his voice is nice, and his calm eyes are also very gentle.

He secretly followed Xie Lan to record him running late, and said to the microphone furtively, "Look, those two stupid hairs on Xie Lan's head, don't they look very artistic when running?"

Then Xie Lan slammed on the brakes at the door of the classroom, looking back, Dou Sheng would turn the camera to the ground in a second, and said calmly: "Fortunately we caught up, you are awesome."

The camera was on the white shoes of the two, and they returned to their seats in a panic, and then Xie Lan

He gasped and said, "Stop taking pictures."

The lens will be blacked out obediently.

……

In the penultimate clip, the camera shows the transcript on the podium.

It was the report card before the closed camp exam. Xie Lan has been ranked first in the daily test for 7 consecutive days, and his name is printed high on the top of the list.

The row below him is Dou Sheng.

Dou Sheng cleared his throat in the voiceover, "I'm really crushed by my boyfriend in mathematics, but that's all. Cough cough."

- i do know

- I'm stupid, are you two real or fake?

- Delete the word "pretend" from the name, hurry up!

- Don't wait for me to come to your house to catch rape! !

Xie Lan's heart beat faster the more he watched it. In the eyes of others, this may be a half-truth and half-fake business video, but in his view, it seems to be a detailed and shocking "criminal evidence".

The progress bar hurriedly pulled back, and it was frozen at the end.

On an unknown day, Xie Lan sat in his seat and stared out the window at the bright afternoon in a daze. The angle of view of the camera was behind him, as if staring at him in a daze.

The voice-over said: "No matter what Xie Lan and I are, the beautiful days will always be treasured."

After a pause for a few seconds, the screen returned to the initial frame, and Dou Sheng's voice-over suddenly became relaxed and cheerful, and said with a smile: "This is today's program. This video is made for Baida, but I really gained a lot during the shooting process Feeling. Ah, I don’t know what to say, I hope this video of pretending to be a boyfriend can make your summer a little sweeter! See you in the next video.”

"By the way, let's solemnly declare that Xie Lan is pretending to be my boyfriend in the video. Please entertain in moderation."

- "For Hundreds"

-"pretend"

- Laughing dead, can't tell it's fake at all

-Obviously it seems illusory, but I feel that every scene is solid evidence, ah ah ah I am going crazy

-I will cherish every frame forever, and the big cat and the second cat will stick it forever

-open!head!See!

Xie Lan looked at the barrage, paused the video, rewinded five seconds, and listened to it again.

Dou Sheng's relaxed voice sounded again: "Solemnly declare that Xie Lan is pretending to be my boyfriend in the video."

time out.

Perhaps Dou Sheng's tone put the emphasis on "pretending", so the screen was full of screams, praises, and jokes, but no one could hear the ambiguity in this sentence.

But if you turn off the sound, just watch the subtitles below.

Xie Lan's Chinese is not good, but he has captured it keenly.

Hidden between the lines may be a code that only a boyfriend can decipher.