Million UP school god plays me every day

After eight o'clock in the evening, the weather cooled down a bit. Yu Fei came back from home, and as soon as he entered Xie Lan's room, he saw that Che Ziming was sitting on Wang Gou's seat, and Wang Gou and Dai You were not there.

"Where are the two of them?" Yu Fei casually put the barbecue he bought on the table.

Che Ziming immediately unwrapped the bag, "Going out to buy a Coke, I'll be right back."

Yu Fei groaned, slumped on Dai You's chair, and sighed, "I have to go back home after a short sleep, it's too hard."

"It's the first time for the young master to live in school. You have to thank the provincial training for giving you the opportunity to experience the hardships of the people." Che Ziming said while unpacking a large bunch of skewers and handing them to Dou Sheng.

Dou Sheng picked from the tinfoil bag, and handed the non-spicy ones to Xie Lan, "veal."

Xie Lan was writing the chorus with her head down, "You eat first."

"It won't be tender in a while."

As Dou Sheng spoke, he handed the meat to his mouth, and he bit on a few pieces of meat. Dou Sheng retracted the stick carefully, "Is it delicious?"

Xie Lan nodded, "It's okay."

Yu Fei slumped on Dai You's chair, witnessing all this.

"I said." He half-deadly said: "Are there cameras around here, are you recording video?"

Dou Sheng wanted to pick another bunch to feed his boyfriend, but he stopped after hearing this, "No, isn't this normal?"

Xie Lan's hand holding the pen froze, and continued to write.

He and Dou Sheng are getting closer and closer, and the two of them are gradually uncertain about the degree.For example, handing it to your mouth is so natural, so natural that you forget to restrain yourself. Although you can be confident, you still feel a little guilty when you point it out.

Xie Lan was thinking about whether or not to apply another patch when he suddenly heard a sound from Yu Fei.

Che Ziming put a bunch of roasted lamb loins to his mouth, lowered his eyebrows and said softly: "Sprat fish, open your mouth."

Yu Fei sat up in shock, kicked his foot, and stepped back two meters with the stool, "Are you sick?"

"Ah?" Che Ziming's face was full of innocence, "What's wrong with feeding a skewer to my good friend? Open your mouth quickly, brother, I will nourish your kidneys."

For the first time in Xie Lan's lifetime, he saw Yu Fei fully open his eyes.

He grabbed the roast lamb loin from Che Ziming's hand, "I don't need you, I'll eat it myself!"

"No." Che Ziming stubbornly avoided his hand, "I will feed you."

Xie Lan frowned at Che Ziming: You have performed.

On the contrary, Che Ziming was greatly encouraged, "Aren't I your best brother?"

"...It used to be, but it wasn't until you cured your mental illness." Yu Fei slapped him away irritably, "Eat yours, I'll wash my hands."

He went out with a speechless face, and when the footsteps went away, the flattery on Che Ziming's face dissipated and he collapsed.

"I'm working so hard." Che Ziming took a hard bite of the roasted lamb loin.

Dou Sheng said euphemistically: "Besides working hard, you can be more natural."

Che Ziming sneered, "It's almost done, you have too high requirements for actors' quality, who the hell can do it?"

On the other side of the corridor, Yu Fei came out after washing his hands, and ran into Dai You Wanggou who came back with a Coke.

"The barbecue is back." Yu Fei said weakly, "Go and eat."

Wang Gou handed him a can of iced Coke, "What's wrong, it seems that the unhappy index has risen again today?"

"No." Yu Fei pouted and opened the Coke, sighed, "I'm just disgusted."

He thought about it carefully for a while, "The root cause is still Dou Zi, a coquettish spoils everyone, I don't think Xie Lan and Che Ziming are very normal now."

Dai You and Wang Gou Wenyan looked at each other subtly, speechless.

Yu Fei took two mouthfuls of Coke and suddenly hissed, "Do you think Douzi calls her boyfriend too often?"

"No way." Dai You smiled lightly, "It's normal to make a joke, Wang Gou and I usually like to play."

Yu Fei was stunned, "What are you playing?"

Dai You was silent, and gave Wang Gou a wink.

Wang Gou smiled, hugged his arm, and shook it vigorously, "Brother."

Yu Fei: "?"

"Brother Latte."

Wang Gou pouted, "Would you like to buy some ice cream for the little country dog?"

Yu Fei: "!"

Dai You stretched his neck forward subconsciously, as if he wanted to vomit, but he quickly calmed down again, and pettingly asked, "What kind of food does the little dog want to eat?"

"Fuck you two, stay away from me." Yu Fei covered his chest on the spot, turned around and walked back, "I don't want to eat, you can eat."

Xie Lan was perfecting the chorus of his fan song in the room, when he looked up and saw that only Dai You and Wang Gou had returned, he said casually, "Did you see Yu Fei?"

Dai You took the skewers, "He has a bit of heat stroke, so he went back to sleep."

Hearing this, Dou Sheng turned his head and gave Che Ziming a meaningful look.

Look what you've done.

Che Ziming was stunned for a moment, a little guilty, "Well, then I'll go back to the house to eat sometime, and see if Yu Fei is okay."

"Okay." Dai You didn't change his face, "We have eaten dinner, so we don't need to leave too much, you can bring him more."

After midnight, everyone in the dormitory fell asleep.Xie Lan read a competition question on his mobile phone, stretched his hand over the railing, and tapped on Dou Sheng's pillow.

This is a countermeasure under the agreed restraint. Knocking on the pillow is good night, replacing the previous good night kiss.

Dou Sheng also tapped on his pillow, put away his phone and rolled over to sleep.

for a long time.

Wang Gou turned his lower body unconsciously in his sleep, and Dai You turned his lower body a few seconds later.

They tacitly pulled up the quilt to cover their heads and communicated secretly.

- Gouzi Wangwang: Why have they stopped their activities recently...

- Latte: I want to ask too

- Gouzi Wangwang: Could it be a quarrel?

-Latte coffee: It looks normal during the day, but it’s hard to say

- Gouzi Wangwang: Could it be that we did something wrong and were noticed?

- Latte: No.Douzi will come to talk to us when he finds out, he won't pretend to be stupid

- Gouzi Wangwang: Then we still quarrel.Xie Lan has a big temper, maybe the beans made him unhappy

- latte: well, maybe

On a hot summer night, Xie Lan slept neither deeply nor lightly, and vaguely heard two roommates sigh one after another in the chaotic state.

- Gouzi Wangwang: I'm so sad, it's been going on for several days, Xie Lan won't break up with Douzi, right?

-Coffee latte: Come on, my brother Bean, I have never been wronged like this.Wiping tears.GIF

-Coffee Latte: Alas, but we can only pray for them too, it's not good to interfere...

- Gouzi Wangwang: Yes, I can only pray.

The next morning, Xie Lan and Dou Sheng were buying breakfast in the cafeteria. He asked everyone in the group what to eat one by one, but when Aite came to Wang Gou, he was stunned.

I thought I was dazzled.

- Afternoon Grape Ice: What's the matter with your name? @永结同心不别不向不向I begging

Wang Gou quickly replied: My second cousin and second cousin's sister-in-law have some emotional conflicts, it's okay, bring me two meat buns.

Dou Sheng flipped through the group chats, and casually pointed out: It’s the first time I’ve seen someone pray for family members in the name of WeChat. He should go to the temple. My mother said that the small temple in the north has very good incense and spirits, and you can ask for anything. Not far from the school.

-Yongjie will never leave and never give up. I beg: ...It makes sense.

Stepping into mid-July, the high temperature came one after another, as if it would never end. Going out to buy water between classes can turn your neck red, and there are one or two heat strokes every day.

The air conditioner and fans are turned on in the classroom, and Lao Ma delivers mung bean smoothies every afternoon, but there are still more and more people who can't bear it.

In addition to the high temperature, there is also the increasing cruelty of provincial training.The two coaches are not very talkative but have a strong temper. The students are sleepy in hot weather. Every afternoon, they will do a quick review. If they get stuck, they will stand for 10 minutes. The whole liner will go back and forth three or four times in one afternoon. Xie Lan always has to get up for a couple of minutes Second-rate.

Others complained a lot, but he was in good condition. He just woke up after standing for a while. The most important thing is to ensure the condition and the number of questions.

It may be because the amount of questions to be done is too large. He has a good digestion of Lao Ma's small stove, and he can basically figure out several roundabout routines. In previous years, the complicated real questions were nothing more than those few

In this way, after more than half a month of targeted training, the problem-solving speed gradually improved.

On the Sunday morning of the second week, Coach Kang gave them an impromptu test. Xie Lan spread out the paper and finished the first fill-in-the-blank question in 2 minutes. He was about to go down quickly when he suddenly felt something was wrong.

The gaze returned to the top——

[In the plane Cartesian coordinate system x0y, circle A and parabola y2=4x have exactly one common point, and circle A and x-axis are tangent to the focus F of the parabola, find the radius of circle A. 】

What kind of fairy question is this?

He was dazed for a while, then turned back again.

It's all about talking about people.

Xie Lan picked up the brown paper bag in bewilderment, and confirmed that it was his own name written on it.

Normal test paper! !

Dou Sheng moved his elbow beside him, and asked in a low voice, "What's the matter with you, you seem very excited all of a sudden."

"It's okay, it's okay." Xie Lan suppressed the ecstasy in his heart, pulled the calculation paper and wrote vigorously, "I will answer the question, and I will finish it today."

Dou Sheng didn't know the truth, so he hummed, "Come on."

After handing in the papers, school was over. Before leaving, Coach Kang sent the results of last night's daily test to the provincial training group, and also sent the standard answers for everyone to read for themselves.

In the daily test last night, Xie Lan's ranking rose to 28th. He completed eleven and a half of the fifteen questions. The speed improvement is not too big, but he did all the questions correctly.

Li Yuening came back after reading the results and smiled at him, "It's so stable, it's been going up."

Li Yuening and Dai You have been fighting in the No.3 position recently. They can't reach Dou Sheng and Geng Rui, but they are very stalemate in their competition.In the last two days of the daily test, Li Yuening did better than Dai You, and he was much more relaxed in speaking.

Xie Lan was still reminiscing about the long-lost test experience, and just nodded casually, "Let's slowly return to the preliminaries level."

"Huh?" Li Yuening was stunned for a moment, then smiled, "You are also quite amazing. If this year's league focuses on geometry and ignores functions, you might be able to become a god."

The phone vibrated, and Lao Ma sent a text message.

- Did you enjoy today's test?Seeing that your rhythm is very good, the purpose of extra training has been achieved, and I will start to decompress you.

Li Yuening was complaining about the pressure of writing questions recently, Xie Lan nodded her head, and immediately replied to Lao Ma: But I haven't finished all the papers yet, yesterday was the best time, and I only finished eleven questions.

Lao Ma: It is enough to be able to read through complex questions and read them correctly. It is not necessary to complete the answer papers. In the official competition, every question will not be skipped.You haven't missed any questions in the last few daily tests.

Xie Lan put down his phone and recalled.

It's true, in the past few days, as long as there is time to answer the questions in the daily test, I can answer them correctly, and nothing goes wrong.

Are the hard times finally over?

Xie Lan breathed a sigh of relief, feeling much better all of a sudden.

This Sunday afternoon is a bit busy. One is to adjust the demo of Jian Qi's fan song, and to add a voice to Dou Sheng's video.

During Dou Sheng's provincial training, he didn't have time to sort out the huge material library of pretending to be a boyfriend VLOG. In order to fill the gap, he went to a private challenge in the middle of the night two days ago. Xie Lan is also required to dub him later.

It happened that Dai You and Wang Gou were not in the dormitory, so Dou Sheng edited the film, held the notebook to Xie Lan with a smile, bowed his head and kissed him on the top of his head, "Thank you boyfriend."

Xie Lan glanced at the dark moon and high wind on the screen, "Are you sure you can do whatever you want?"

"Sure." Dou Sheng said with a smile: "It's done once, and it's okay if there is a slip of the tongue. It's just a water video, and they like to watch it if it's funny."

"..." Too dedicated.

Xie Lan sighed, pulled the radio out of a pile of batteries and hard drives, and connected it to the computer, "Then don't make any noise."

"Ah."

The opening was absurd. Dou Sheng sat cross-legged on the concrete floor at the school gate, with his back against the security post, and above his head was the window of the security post.

A small bench was set up in front of him, and on the bench was a box of fried chicken, a serving of ramen, and an unopened can of Coke.

Xie Lan clicked the progress bar a few times with a cold face, confirmed that this is a purely casual eating and broadcasting video, and then pulled back to the beginning.

he closed

speaker.

"Hello, audience friends, I am Xie Lan, and today I will play Douzi for you."

"Ah, my spoken English has improved by leaps and bounds after returning to China. I used to have difficulty listening and reading, but now I can do silent simultaneous interpretation for others."

"Then let's start now."

For the first ten seconds, Dou Sheng was making exaggerated gestures to the camera, making mouth shapes, but there was no sound.

Xie Lan sighed, leaned on the back of the chair, and imitated Dou Sheng's usual speech.

"Hello everyone, I am the most handsome man in the world you have been waiting for for a long time. I am here again. Today, I will do a small challenge."

When he said this, Dou Sheng pinched his index finger and thumb on the screen and made a "small" movement, which coincided with each other.

"The content of this challenge is, ah, Uncle Security, who is bewildering in the world, is too imaginary. Well, that's right, I don't care what name Dou Sheng wants to give it, anyway, I want to give it this name. What we want to eat today is fried Chicken, yeah~" Xie Lan looked at a guy with scissor hands on the screen, and used the most indifferent tone with the most cheerful voice: "This, Dangdang! Coke, ramen, hehehe, can't you think of it? It's classmate Xie Lan's favorite Spicy ramen that I don't like."

"This fried chicken is so crispy, listen to the sound of me biting... oh, you can't hear it, he didn't record it at all... Well, it's okay, just watch his performance."

In the camera, Dou Sheng concentrates on eating fried chicken, the tip of Uncle Security's head is faintly exposed behind the glass of the security booth, and he is sleeping deeply with his hat on.

Xie Lan sighed, and switched to her own voice, "Do you think he feels uncomfortable sitting here? The school is so hot recently, and the floor is hot when you go out at night."

"Oh, he's about to talk again. What's he talking about... See how fast I eat? Ramen can be swallowed without chewing. It's really a good throat. Well, it's probably like this. Why are you still talking? Uh... I guess what he said is, luckily I didn't tell Xie Lan about my actions today, otherwise Xie Lan would kill me, and I wouldn't be able to fly with the sword..."

Dou Sheng couldn't help but interjected from the side: "With all due respect, I can't control the sword under any circumstances..."

"Shut up, will you record or should I record?" Xie Lan interrupted him angrily.

Dou Sheng immediately retracted, "You continue."

Xie Lan snorted, leaned closer to the radio and continued, "The voice just now was not me, it might be a stray cat passing by in the video, please ignore it."

Dou Sheng sighed beside him, and couldn't help laughing softly.

In the seven-eight-minute video, Xie Lan kept complaining and talking nonsense, and finally finished the dubbing, but when I listened back, I found that there was a lot of Dou Sheng's movement in it.

In addition to the interjection, whenever he imitated Dou Sheng's tone and said "Xie Lan", Dou Sheng would click his tongue regretfully beside him.

Xie Lan took off the earphones, "I said classmate Xie Lan, right?"

"No." Dou Sheng shook his head, "Now is the stage for us to record the pretend boyfriend challenge. When I introduce you, I will definitely say boyfriend Xie Lan."

Xie Lan: "..."

Can't say it, thank you.

"Let's add something." Standing behind him, Dou Sheng bent down, put his arms around him, and plugged in the radio again.

His voice sounded serious through the headphones.

"Friends in the audience, this is Douzi in the later stage. I found that Xie Lan imitated me and introduced himself wrongly. We will give him a chance to do it again."

Xie Lan frowned, "It's okay to match me anyway."

"Mistakes in appellation cannot be made." Dou Sheng's tone was serious, and the radio was stretched out to his mouth, "Hurry up, I am in a hurry to submit."

Xie Lan: "..."

The blue indicator light on the radio flashed, but he was unmoved. After a few seconds of silent confrontation, Dou Sheng suddenly leaned over and kissed the side of his neck.

"!"

Although he held his breath and didn't make a sound, the hot and itchy feeling made Xie Lan's hairs stand on end.

The indicator light was still blinking. After a long time, Xie Lan still gave in.

He cleared his throat, leaned closer to the radio, imitated Dou Sheng's tone and said in a low voice: "Hi everyone, today is my boyfriend Xie Lan who is dubbing the behind-the-scenes of the video."

After speaking, I feel uncomfortable all over, my ears

Roots also start to heat up.Xie Lan put his hand on Dou Sheng's shoulder, silently pushed him away, and gave him a hard look.

Only then was Dou Sheng satisfied and said: "Okay, take it."

Do whatever you want.

Xie Lan was speechless. After he moved the computer away, he wanted to export his demo for trial listening, but he poked open the software for a long time without any further steps.

The last sentence that was recorded just now still lingers in his mind.

"Can this work?" He couldn't help asking, "Listen carefully to see if there are other sounds picked up by the radio."

Dou Sheng was flipping through the hi-fi earphones, "I know, probably not, I'll check it carefully a few more times."

Xie Lan hummed.

Dou Sheng added a bit of post-production to the video, and occasionally clicked the mouse. After a while, he suddenly said, "If these audiences really know that we are a couple, how will they react?"

Xie Lan was a little dazed, "I don't know, what do you think?"

Dou Sheng's tone was light, "I won't admit it publicly, but I will give them something they can catch little by little. It is best to let everyone know but no one asks the bottom line. This balance can be achieved in China. It's the best."

Xie Lan hummed, and was about to say something, when he suddenly heard footsteps outside and King Dai You talking.

As soon as the door was pushed, Wang Gou came in, holding a paper bag in his hand.Dai You followed behind him, carrying two plastic bags of supermarket goods.

Dou Sheng cast a glance, "It's been so long since you've been to the supermarket?"

"I went shopping in other places again." Wang Gou replied, and then said to him with joy, "Dai You and I ate a delicious milk-flavored steamed bun today! I left one for you and Xie Lan to try."

As he spoke, he took out a paper box from the paper bag. In the paper box was a snow-white steamed bun. There was a red mark on the surface of the steamed bun, as if he had dipped his finger in red food coloring and wiped it casually.

Wang Gou took apart a pair of disposable chopsticks and held them to Dou Sheng, "Taste it."

"What?" Dou Sheng frowned, the thing hit his face, so he took a casual bite, smashed it, "It doesn't smell like milk, just big white steamed buns, that's it, delicious? "

Dai You wiped the sweat off his face and neck with a towel, "We queued up to buy them all afternoon."

Dou Sheng said bluntly: "Maybe it's because you are tired and hungry after queuing up that you feel delicious. This is internet celebrity marketing."

As he said that, he got up and went to the toilet. Just after he left, Wang Gou happily held the bitten steamed bun to Xie Lan's mouth again.

Xie Lan hesitated, "I don't really want to eat."

It's a bit inexplicable to bite the steamed bun with empty mouth.

"Try it, please, Dai You and I almost kneeled in line." Wang Gou looked earnestly, "Please, just take a bite."

"..."

Ok.

Xie Lan opened his mouth helplessly, and took a bite on the other side of the steamed bun.

"How is it?" Wang Gou asked, "Does it feel magical?"

"..." Dou Sheng was right, this is an ordinary steamed bun.

Xie Lan tasted it carefully, and swallowed it speechlessly. When she looked in the mirror, she found that the red pigment was rubbed on her lips. She rubbed it with her fingertips for a long time and it didn't come off, so she got up to wash it off.

When passing by Dai You Wanggou, he felt a strange smell from the two of them.

It's a bit like Zhao Wenying's sandalwood-flavored shower gel. Dou Sheng complained that it was too restored to the nunnery style, so I only used it once.

"Both of you take a bath." Xie Lan stood at the door and said tactfully, "I'm sweating all over, take a bath and refresh yourself."

"Okay, okay." Wang Gou nodded again and again, turned around and raised an eyebrow at Dai You.

Dai You hooked the corner of his mouth silently.

When Xie Lan returned after washing, the two of them had packed up their things, the bags from the supermarket had been thrown away, and the shampoo for him and Dou Sheng was placed on their tables.

The paper bag and carton containing the steamed buns disappeared, and they were not thrown into the trash can of the dormitory. I don’t know what to do with the half of the steamed buns, anyway, they are gone.

Xie Lan didn't take it too seriously, she changed into a pair of pants and went out to eat with Dou Sheng. On the way, asked one by one in the group if everyone wanted to bring snacks back.

When Aite arrived at Wang Gou, Xie Lan breathed a sigh of relief.

"It is estimated that his second cousin and second cousin sister-in-law have reconciled."

"Huh?" Dou Sheng was interacting with fans on Weibo, and casually raised his eyes, "What?"

Xie Lan raised the phone and shook it at him, "Gouzi's nickname has been changed back."

It turned back to Gouzi Wangwang again.

Followed by a smiling symbolic expression, very sly look.